Bank survival bids?

[albrecht]

Weird.
http://freebeacon.com/issues/treasury-department-seeking-survival-kits-for-bank-employees/
the solicitation below (opens pdf.) One hopes Alex or Wells submits a bid and they order ones from the Alex Jones or JBW's websites, which would be "ironical" and just plain funny.

http://freebeacon.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Survival_Kits_RFP.pdf