Ah, George, big night tonight, eh? LMH is on, so you have no research to worry about, just have to figure out the Bumper Music.
My name is Caine, I am here to help!
Blondie - The Tide Is High"Tide is High" - Blondie
"I'm gonna be your number one" and being #1 is way better than being #2, amirite? I heard that LMH practically slides off her chair when a guy sings this one to her. You should try it! Get 'em, tiger! I thought you might enjoy the Navy reference too, maybe you can show off your scientific knowledge by explaining how tides work to LMH when she starts to bore you a little bit, you know, just to show her who's really in charge! Moving on...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2LTL8KgKv8"Sunglasses at Night" - Corey Hart
This one is a no-brainer, George. I mean seriously, I am sure you've already got this one lined up for tonight... It'll make you look like a bad-ass, you can use this after she rebuffs your first attempt to seduce her. Besides, you know when a lady turns you down, it really means she's got the hots for you, amirite? I wish I could find that picture of you and Tommy in the red limo with the sign, I mean, you two were rock-star in that one. Seriously!
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Divinyls - I Touch Myself"I Touch Myself" - Divinyls
I think the ladies are onto you trying to get them to sing "Happy Birthday" to you like Marilyn Monroe. How asking them to sing "I Touch Myself" instead? To show how much you appreciate them if they refuse you go: "No, no, it's easy look..." then YOU sing it to THEM! Man, we know you are a lady-killer, all you need to do is change your tack! You like that Navy reference? Change your tack? See, Captain I am totally on board with you, not like those sea-rat eating haters!
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Michael Jackson - Beat It (Digitally Restored Version)"Beat It" - Micheal Jackson
This is another song for you to show off your legendary bravura, George. I suggest using it after/before you talk about how you would give those ISIS thugs the sound thrashing they so richly deserve if they ever caught you and tried to cut your head off. This song is poerful, George. I only recommend using it as a last resort, a theoretical "nuclear option" if the above tactics & songs fail to soften LMH's resolve. I am sorry to use the word soft there, George, just a turn of the phrase, nothing personal I swear, please don't hurt me! I am only trying to help!
PS: You could mention that one of your loyal listeners has recommended you for yet another military decoration, I believe that Blue Falcon award is going to come through. If the Army won't do it I'll see if the Marines will, surely the Marines will recognize you, even if it's honorary? After all, you were Navy, so are the Marines so it just fits. Anyhow, you can also list all your other military achievements and awards, ladies love a military man!
Good luck tonight, I think LMH is just playing-hard-to get, you're a shoe-in!
