"You talk too Much" by Frankie Ford
FRANKIE FORD "You Talk Too Much" (1960)
Simple Jorch, take note! Pyewacket had a good one there, it's from a time-frame your limited mind can comprehend (the Simple Years)!
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That's a good one, Coach!
I found an out-take from the fine movie "Radio": the set up was that James "Radio" Kennedy had found a broadcast of Noory's C2CAM that had bounced back from the future through a time masheen pordahl, and the football team being the big meanies that they are duct-taped Radio and stuck him in the shed with his portable radio turned up loud so that he couldn't change the channel... Luckily Coach shows up and frees him. I got really emotional after I saw this one, I identified with Mr. Kennedy as no-one should ever be subjected to that... They cut out the bit where Coach stomps the offending portable radio to pieces and cuts off the Noory broadcast, & the preceeding bit of a close-up of James Kennedy's face as he is listening to the 'final hour' so not really an out-take, but use your imaginashun! Take a look:
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Now for some more recommendations for your shoe, George:
(apologies, for the brevity of the list {brevity means short, Jorch} but since I replied before my normal four to five list was made up, I figured I'd give you what I have as of now, rather than make you go away empty-handed...)
Electric Six - Gay Bar (UNCENSORED High Quality)"Gay Bar" - Electric Six
Jorch, I was somewhat mystified by your Kenny Rogers or Kenny Loggins (sp) song, last night I think?, when you had that dude on. It was like you were trying to play him a hit-on-male-guest song, you sort of fumbled through the bit where you came back. Something to the effect of "the always grate Kenny...smurfuggin..."
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male guest, and I assume most of your audience were a bit confused by that particular choice for bumper music. May I recommend "Gay Bar?" It gets right to the point, no ambiguity there. So you can use that one just as a general hit-on-male-guest song. I don't judge here, you swing any which way you want man! As a plus it features a hamster or gerbil in the middle of the video, you like them as a former hamster-wrangler, right? I know video doesn't translate well to Radio (there's weight lifting for if you get that P90X advert back, & ol' Honest Abe Lincoln {dead presidents!?! you can use that right?}, but there's also lines in the song about Nooyklur War (Protect Our Grid project) & they sing about money (buy some Gold!)... so really there's a lot in this one that you can use, besides the obvious hit-on-male-guest applications...
Devo - Whip It (Video)"Whip It" - Devo
Heard this one on the radio the other day. I thought maybe you could use it as a hit-on-female-(or-male)-guest-that-you-think-might-be-freaky-deaky bumper song. Again, I don't judge, if you like to be the Sub in a BDSM-type thing, that's cool. You could also use it if a guest is getting a bit "off the map" and you want to rein them in instead of
hanging up on them having mysterious phone issues... Maybe Tommee can write up some new 3x5 cards while you let this one play... It sort of has that 'hurry up' vibe going... Or if you are into 'WhipIts' (sp) the funny gas that you huff in between on-air bouts, maybe you can play it to clue the audience in that the next segment will be particularly incoherent? I dunno...
Gnarls Barkley - Crazy LYRICS"Crazy" - Gnarls Barkley
This is the last one I have for you today, Jorch, apologies! I figure this would be a good one for when you have Major Ed Dames, or Richard Hoagland -type guests on. The one that Art back in the day would have obviously thought were a bit nutter, but he would let them go with a certain Art-type of limit imposed. You have yet to master that technique and the general fear is that you never will (I am not afraid, personally, I am certain you never will, I digress...) I included a video with lyrics (you can read, right? Oh yeah, 3x5 cards, or to quote the song "Possibly...") Consider it, Jorch, the song doesn't really have to have meaning, it just seems nice and makes you appear like you have done some basic show prep, and can think a bit...
That's all for now! BTW: I believe I have heard selections from this suggestion list on your show! If that is correct, good for you. Baby steps, and if all you ever manage are baby steps, well, what can we expect?
