Technology thickos

Started by Yorkshire pud, September 23, 2014, 08:23:40 AM

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Yorkshire pud

Naturally getting the latest most expensive thing from whoever is what some queue up for days and weeks for.. Why are they not vetted to see if they're capable of functioning on a level that doesn't include apps and basically being told what to do via electronic means?


I give you, the most incredibly stupid idiotic, fuckwitted morons that have access to too much money. Yes, some have done it.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/137568-Wave-Hoax-Tells-iPhone-Users-to-Microwave-Their-Phones


VtaGeezer

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on September 23, 2014, 08:23:40 AM
I give you, the most incredibly stupid idiotic, fuckwitted morons that have access to too much money. Yes, some have done it.
I'd rank those who waited days on the street in line higher on the moron scale than the idiots who fell for the microwave hoax. I wonder about the evolutionary basis for behavior that trades several days of ones life for such an insignificant thing.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Threaten the Hoover on September 23, 2014, 09:21:23 AM
Hmm, weird, worked for me.  :o


Only because you didn't upgrade the OS.. cheat.

cweb

I would never microwave my phone. It would soften the bytes.

onan

Quote from: VtaGeezer on September 23, 2014, 09:50:36 AM
I'd rank those who waited days on the street in line higher on the moron scale than the idiots who fell for the microwave hoax. I wonder about the evolutionary basis for behavior that trades several days of ones life for such an insignificant thing.

I think that defines a great deal of human life.

Quote from: VtaGeezer on September 23, 2014, 09:50:36 AM
I'd rank those who waited days on the street in line higher on the moron scale than the idiots who fell for the microwave hoax. I wonder about the evolutionary basis for behavior that trades several days of ones life for such an insignificant thing.

It really probably is based on evolutionary drives.  Being the first to have a new coveted shiny thing gives one prestige, which gives him a crack at the clan leadership and first dibs on the women.  Except in the old days, being the first to have a new coveted shiny thing probably meant one was actually the strongest or smartest in the clan because he had to fight for it or find it.

Gd5150

That's absurd. Everyone knows you can only quick charge your phone by submerging it in salt water. Swimming pool water works too but takes longer.

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