Author Technology thickos  (Read 737 times)

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Technology thickos
« on: September 23, 2014, 09:23:40 AM »
Naturally getting the latest most expensive thing from whoever is what some queue up for days and weeks for.. Why are they not vetted to see if they're capable of functioning on a level that doesn't include apps and basically being told what to do via electronic means?


I give you, the most incredibly stupid idiotic, fuckwitted morons that have access to too much money. Yes, some have done it.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/137568-Wave-Hoax-Tells-iPhone-Users-to-Microwave-Their-Phones

Technology thickos
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2014, 10:21:23 AM »
Hmm, weird, worked for me.  :o

Technology thickos
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2014, 10:50:36 AM »
I give you, the most incredibly stupid idiotic, fuckwitted morons that have access to too much money. Yes, some have done it.
I'd rank those who waited days on the street in line higher on the moron scale than the idiots who fell for the microwave hoax. I wonder about the evolutionary basis for behavior that trades several days of ones life for such an insignificant thing.

Technology thickos
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2014, 10:58:35 AM »
Hmm, weird, worked for me.  :o


Only because you didn't upgrade the OS.. cheat.

Technology thickos
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2014, 11:24:03 AM »
I would never microwave my phone. It would soften the bytes.

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« Reply #5 on: September 23, 2014, 04:39:47 PM »
I'd rank those who waited days on the street in line higher on the moron scale than the idiots who fell for the microwave hoax. I wonder about the evolutionary basis for behavior that trades several days of ones life for such an insignificant thing.

I think that defines a great deal of human life.

Technology thickos
« Reply #6 on: September 23, 2014, 05:02:00 PM »
I'd rank those who waited days on the street in line higher on the moron scale than the idiots who fell for the microwave hoax. I wonder about the evolutionary basis for behavior that trades several days of ones life for such an insignificant thing.

It really probably is based on evolutionary drives.  Being the first to have a new coveted shiny thing gives one prestige, which gives him a crack at the clan leadership and first dibs on the women.  Except in the old days, being the first to have a new coveted shiny thing probably meant one was actually the strongest or smartest in the clan because he had to fight for it or find it.

Technology thickos
« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2014, 05:17:35 PM »
That's absurd. Everyone knows you can only quick charge your phone by submerging it in salt water. Swimming pool water works too but takes longer.