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Does Noory get a lot of women?

Started by GeorgieForPresident2216, August 19, 2014, 09:02:09 PM

I hope I don't offend Bellgab's female readers with this post, but does Noory get a lot of women?

Your first answer will be no, definitely not, but hear me out.

Noory's favourite interviews on the air seem to center around some sort of loosely defined spirituality of the afterlife, as well as alternative health.  In my experience, these are subjects which frequently resonate with women, particularly vulnerable women who are having difficulty defining their place in the world.  Throw in George's false sense of authority, his minor celebrity status, and the perception that he's a nice guy, and I bet he could sucker in his share of the more insecure mature women.  In fact, I'm starting to think a lot of the paranormal frauds do what they do to entice women with their 'new age' sensibilities.   They don't care if they have no credibility with people like us or the world at large.  George doesn't always seem appropriate around women but I find that's not necessarily a negative.

Maybe that is why George always seems so detached from his interviews.  He's tired from his long day of getting busy.  With all his personal anecdotes he doesn't tell us much about his life off air.  I used to have a classmate at university.  He was pudgy and unattractive.  He wasn't very smart and was one of the worst students.  He was constantly falling asleep in class.  But I found out why.  For whatever reason he had a very active sex life with multiple women so he had no energy left for school.

I can't keep a straight face thinking about George being successful with women.  He's probably more of a 'take it slow,' awkward with women kind of guy anyway.  I just thought I'd put it out there.



Eddie Coyle


       Yes.

       In that Joel Rifkin way.

McPhallus

I'm sure he attracts certain types of women, such as new age loons, cat hoarders, the delusional, and those with nothing better to do than stay up late and listen to his voice.  There are certain women out there who will flock to men who have any sort of fame.  Even local cookie-cutter radio guys sometimes have groupies.

jazmunda

Quote from: McPhallus on August 19, 2014, 09:35:04 PM
I'm sure he attracts certain types of women, such as new age loons, cat hoarders, the delusional, and those with nothing better to do than stay up late and listen to his voice.  There are certain women out there who will flock to men who have any sort of fame.  Even local cookie-cutter radio guys sometimes have groupies.

Serial killers and mass murderers can attract tail so I guess anyone can.

There's hope for us all.

bateman

Quote from: jazmunda on August 19, 2014, 09:44:53 PM
Serial killers and mass murderers can attract tail so I guess anyone can.

There's hope for us all.

Dark triad traits wet dem panties.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_triad

As for Noory, I suspect McPhallus is correct.

zeebo

How can the babes resist when he croons his doo-wap love songs to them whilst seducing them with pizza rolls.



Quote from: zeebo on August 19, 2014, 09:51:26 PM
How can the babes resist when he croons his doo-wap love songs to them whilst seducing them with pizza rolls.

So you see my point.

George Noory covering Elvis Presley's Falling in Love with you!

It's all for the ladies.

One time George mentioned on the show that he 'got more women than Kissinger'.

That may not sound like much, but back when ol' Henry was National Security Advisor and Secretary of State he was a notorious playboy type. 

It's funny that George would make the comparison to Kissinger of all people, but he seems to live in the 60s and 70s so it makes sense.

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popple

GEORGE RALPH NOORY
June 4, 1950 - ? ? ? ? ?
Astrological sign: Gemini

George, pictured above

http://youtu.be/4aneWJw59K0

"They're like the butterflies of the zodiac. They move from one flower, to another, to another..."

1. Might try some dark sex (just to try it) 2. During sex their attention span moves quickly 3. They may start talking about something else during sex 4. Change position quickly 5. Energetic (P90seX) 6. Especially likes sex when traveling other places (oh dear) 7. Sign of communication & gets  extremely excited by dirty messages! 8. Excellent dirty talkers & stimulates partners with their words 9. Tendency to split their affection between people 10. Likes colorful undies & playful lolita schoolgirl look 11. Good with their hands 12. Arms are their erogenous zones 13. Likes slim & young looking partners 14. Great at role playing


Quote from: Paper*Boy on August 19, 2014, 11:09:42 PM
One time George mentioned on the show that he 'got more women than Kissinger'.

That may not sound like much, but back when ol' Henry was National Security Advisor and Secretary of State he was a notorious playboy type. 

It's funny that George would make the comparison to Kissinger of all people, but he seems to live in the 60s and 70s so it makes sense.


That was his reputation, because he appeared in public with a number of celebrity dates.  I wouldn't be surprised if he had his share of success, but you have to wonder how many were just arm candy as part of a clever ploy to enhance his reputation and earn him some props with our Cold War adversaries.  It's obvious that Leonid Brezhnev and his lickspittle were suitably and understandably impressed when HK showed up at a high-level diplomatic function with Jill St. John.

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Quote from: Georgie For President 2216 on August 19, 2014, 10:29:44 PM
So you see my point.



It's all for the ladies.

I pray that any video of him doing whatever he does with whoever he does it with is never made public.


nextgen.fm

yes, he has legions of female listeners

something about the nighthawk coming for them in the darkness turns em on


Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on August 19, 2014, 11:38:45 PM
I pray that any video of him doing whatever he does with whoever he does it with is never made public.

This got me to wondering whose sex tape, other than GN's, would most likely give you screaming night terrors and make you seriously consider clawing out your eyes?  Here are the top two on my list:

Snakehead and Morticia

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Dog and Mrs. Dog

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The General

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on August 20, 2014, 02:29:09 PM
This got me to wondering whose sex tape, other than GN's, would most likely give you screaming night terrors and make you seriously consider clawing out your eyes?  Here are the top two on my list:

Snakehead and Morticia

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Dog and Mrs. Dog

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I'll take blindness.  Thank you.

cweb

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on August 20, 2014, 02:29:09 PM

Dog and Mrs. Dog

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Yuck.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what it smells like when cigarettes have sex.


b_dubb

Does Noory get ANY women? I'm sure he does. The question is do you?

nextgen.fm

Do you think George Noory would give me a hug?


Quote from: b_dubb on August 20, 2014, 08:05:05 PM
Does Noory get ANY women? I'm sure he does. The question is do you?

Only if my social life is affecting Noory's performance on the radio, so.. Irrelevant!  Reported! And -1 point.

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on August 20, 2014, 02:29:09 PM
This got me to wondering whose sex tape, other than GN's, would most likely give you screaming night terrors and make you seriously consider clawing out your eyes?  Here are the top two on my list:

Snakehead and Morticia

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Dog and Mrs. Dog

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I watched the Chyna video for sheer curiosity and entertainment value

i would watch both of proposed videos . You know why??


Kelt

You should try to catch Doug Stanhope's little monologue on the 'Backdoor to Chyna' video.


WOTR

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on August 19, 2014, 11:38:45 PM
I pray that any video of him doing whatever he does with whoever he does it with is never made public.
You have now officially ruined porn for me for at least the rest of the week.  I hope you are proud of yourself.

DanTSX

Quote from: Paper*Boy on August 19, 2014, 11:09:42 PM
One time George mentioned on the show that he 'got more women than Kissinger'.

That may not sound like much, but back when ol' Henry was National Security Advisor and Secretary of State he was a notorious playboy type. 

It's funny that George would make the comparison to Kissinger of all people, but he seems to live in the 60s and 70s so it makes sense.

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