I guess I just don't understand wrestlers

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

A pr0n chick named Christy Mack had a boyfriend named Jon Koppenhaver, aka "War Machine."  They broke up in May of this year.

Christy has done over 100 pr0n flicks in the past two years, and regularly allows some of the biggest stuntcocks around to fuck her in the ass.

Three months after their breakup, Mr. Machine shows up at her house, unannounced, and finds her with a "male friend."  So he beats the shit out of both of them, cutting up Christy with a knife, breaking several bones, and putting her in the hospital.

So if I'm reading this straight, it was okay for her to bone other dudes while they were together, but not after they break up?  Do all wrestlers have the IQ of a cat anus, or just this guy?

[Yorkshire pud]

A pr0n chick named Christy Mack had a boyfriend named Jon Koppenhaver, aka "War Machine."  They broke up in May of this year.

Christy has done over 100 pr0n flicks in the past two years, and regularly allows some of the biggest stuntcocks around to fuck her in the ass.

Three months after their breakup, Mr. Machine shows up at her house, unannounced, and finds her with a "male friend."  So he beats the shit out of both of them, cutting up Christy with a knife, breaking several bones, and putting her in the hospital.

So if I'm reading this straight, it was okay for her to bone other dudes while they were together, but not after they break up?  Do all wrestlers have the IQ of a cat anus, or just this guy?

That's rhetorical isn't it?

[Kelt]

I don't really watch wrestling, as I'm not a homosexual, but from what I can tell wrestlers, boxers, MMA sorts, that whole 'Two-dudes-half-naked-and-grappling' community, don't strike me as the most intellectual group of fellas in the world.

Now porn stars I'm more familiar with, but I'm not sure if chicks who love teh cock are necessarily smarter or dumber than society as a whole, given they rarely seem to give post-event interviews.

I will say that if there's a woman with more perfect breasts than Sammy Braddy then I've yet to see her.

So hopefully something.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I'm not a homosexual

That's precisely what a closeted homosexual would say.  Just pointing that out.

I will say that if there's a woman with more perfect breasts than Sammy Braddy then I've yet to see her.

I sent you some pics showing better boobs.  That's before I knew you are a homosexual.

[someguy]

you forgot to mention that Dog the Bounty Hunter is after this guy.

let that sink in for a minute

A guy named War Machine is on the lam, being chased down by a guy named Dog the Bounty Hunter

[someguy]

that is the reality that we live in

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

A guy named War Machine is on the lam, being chased down by a guy named Dog the Bounty Hunter

Those aren't their names.  That's just what they want people to call them.

I prefer to call them Peckersnot and Painful Rectal Itch. 

Peckersnot is being chased by Painful Rectal Itch.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I will say that if there's a woman with more perfect breasts than Sammy Braddy then I've yet to see her.

You obviously haven't seen Mrs. Dog the Bounty Hunter.  Hubba Hubba!

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[b_dubb]

wrestlers.  guys who date porn chicks.  they both seem kind of stupid.  this guy especially so.

[coaster]

Hes not a wrestler, he is a mixed martial artist. There is quite a difference. She got beat pretty severely. And regardless of her profession, she deserves justice. I'm not a fan of Duane Chapman, but I hope he or law enforcement catch this guy. Hes trained to hurt people. Who knows what a desperate psychopath will do next. He needs to be behind bars asap.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Hes not a wrestler, he is a mixed martial artist. There is quite a difference.

In other news, there is quite a difference between trekker and trekie, said someone who cares.

[Gd5150]

You obviously haven't seen Mrs. Dog the Bounty Hunter.  Hubba Hubba!

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I only look at this pic for the articles.
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[b_dubb]

Irony of all ironies .... Dog the Bounty Hunter is lactose intolerant


I just made that up.  I don't know that.

[someguy]

Irony of all ironies .... Dog the Bounty Hunter is lactose intolerant

looking at pictures of dog the bounty hunter's wife is making me lactose intolerant

[West of the Rockies]

Roger that, Someguy... Sometimes less is more.

[saucerlike]

Fuck... I think I saw a couple veins
Where's a puke gif when I need one

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Fuck... I think I saw a couple veins
Where's a puke gif when I need one

You guys are harshing on the wife, but I don't see Dog as some great prize, either.  I would be ashamed to have that kind of hairdo in my twenties, and that fucker is in his sixties.

[West of the Rockies]

True enough, DPS.  Dude doesn't come across as a rocket scientist either.  Money, however, is an aphrodisiac and disinfectant.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

True enough, DPS.  Dude doesn't come across as a rocket scientist either.  Money, however, is an aphrodisiac and disinfectant.

They are soul mates whose magical fairy tale romance was clearly meant to be.  We should all be so fortunate in love.

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[phrodo]

So if I'm reading this straight, it was okay for her to bone other dudes while they were together, but not after they break up?  Do all wrestlers have the IQ of a cat anus, or just this guy?

Duh - it was OK as long as she was still fucking him ... but when she quit fucking him then she's a bitch.

[Kelt]

That's precisely what a closeted homosexual would say.  Just pointing that out.

I'm not saying I wouldn't bang a dude, I'm saying I'm not gay. There are ways of having full, penetrative, hot, shaved sex with another dude and for it not to be gay... all I'm saying is that you should just educate yourself before you start calling one dude gay just because that dude bangs other dudes.  Not that I bang other dudes.  Just saying all male sex isn't necessarily 'gay'.

I sent you some pics showing better boobs.  That's before I knew you are a homosexual.

There are no better boobs.

[Kelt]

You obviously haven't seen Mrs. Dog the Bounty Hunter.  Hubba Hubba!

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That's an atttractive.... I'm going to guess at woman?

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I'm not saying I wouldn't bang a dude, I'm saying I'm not gay. There are ways of having full, penetrative, hot, shaved sex with another dude and for it not to be gay... all I'm saying is that you should just educate yourself before you start calling one dude gay just because that dude bangs other dudes.  Not that I bang other dudes.  Just saying all male sex isn't necessarily 'gay'.

I hear you, dude.  Just like I heard you waaaaaaayyyyy back when you posted this on Craigslist:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/58541914.html

There are no better boobs.

THIS is proof beyond any doubt that you are a turdpusher.  I mean c'mon man, she's not even Asian.  If you're going to pretend to be straight, your story has to hang together.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I'm not saying I wouldn't bang a dude, I'm saying I'm not gay. There are ways of having full, penetrative, hot, shaved sex with another dude and for it not to be gay... all I'm saying is that you should just educate yourself before you start calling one dude gay just because that dude bangs other dudes.  Not that I bang other dudes.  Just saying all male sex isn't necessarily 'gay'.

If I had a quarter for every time I've heard those words furtively whispered to me by a guy in the stall next to me in a bus station men's room, I could afford a room at the Y and use the bathroom there.

[Kelt]

I hear you, dude.  Just like I heard you waaaaaaayyyyy back when you posted this on Craigslist:

It's interesting that you've kept hold of that since 2005. Sentimental reasons?

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/58541914.html
THIS is proof beyond any doubt that you are a turdpusher.  I mean c'mon man, she's not even Asian.  If you're going to pretend to be straight, your story has to hang together.

... I'm losing my train of thought. I'm currently listening to an English guy on C2C say, "right, yeah?" at the end of every sentence, and I can't ev... Asians though... you make a good point.

I love Asians, right, yeah?

[Kelt]

If I had a quarter for every time I've heard those words furtively whispered to me by a guy in the stall next to me in a bus station men's room, I could afford a room at the Y and use the bathroom there.

The same guy?

[Yorkshire pud]

If I had a quarter for every time I've heard those words furtively whispered to me by a guy in the stall next to me in a bus station men's room, I could afford a room at the Y and use the bathroom there.

Imagine how many quarters you'd get if you tried the loos in railway stations? You sell yourself short...well maybe wrong use of short.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

The same guy?

Does it matter?

[Kelt]

Does it matter?

If it's the same two guys in the same two adjoining cubicles at the same time on the same days then that would logically point to them consciously arranging these meetings, rather than one of them merely being the innocent victim of random homosexuals advances in a public toilet 

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Imagine how many quarters you'd get if you tried the loos in railway stations? You sell yourself short...well maybe wrong use of short.

I will overlook your lame "short" joke because your suggestion intrigues me, sir!  Any useful advice you're willing to offer based on personal experience would be most appreciated!  Send me a pm if you're uncomfortable discussing specifics in an open forum.