It's time that I teach all about the Devil's objectives

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

If a plastic sturgeon isn't to your liking, I can put you in touch with a polypropylene tench, a polyvinyl Carp or a top flight epoxy eel. You still need to lose the half a stone though.

I'm afraid half a stone won't make a difference, because my smallest chin weighs considerably more than that.  But please tell me more about that epoxy eel.  Does it work for scale?

[Yorkshire pud]

I'm afraid half a stone won't make a difference, because my smallest chin weighs considerably more than that.  But please tell me more about that epoxy eel.  Does it work for scale?

The epoxy eel is very accommodating. It made a career change some years ago into cosmetic surgery--specifically for mugs clients who wanted to look like famous people. Before that it was in bit parts in certain porn films. I have no idea in what capacity. 



I think we may have gone off topic.

[Tarbaby]

What's this about the Bible Kevin James version? No offense, effendi, but I prefer the Random House version.