Hippies bended on squishing humanity

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

No, mainly on rooftops and whatnot. Once he had to go out to Bigsby Arizona to install some solar panels and he came back addicted to cocaine. I don't think that was related to the panels though. I actually read through these replies and it looks to me like I may have been snookered about solar panels draining the sun dry. Some of these sites ought to be more careful about what they're say because some people might think that they're serious.

Solar panels don't work though. I know that for a FACT that I SEEN with my own eyes, and not through what someone said. Earl was staying at my place for a spell after he stole all his mothers belongings for cocaine and he showed me himself that those panels don't work. he left one right out in the middle of my yard during summer for almost two weeks. It was hell keeping the kids off it, but after two weeks I drug it back in the house and hooked my tv up to it. Nothing.

MB, you're not related to Fred Finchstone, are you?

[MagnificentBastard]

MB, you're not related to Fred Finchstone, are you?

I wouldn't have any way of knowing for sure. My great Aunt was in the Mormon church for a while and they talked her into doing some genielogical (?) research so she'd know her family tree, but by the time she got to my great grandad it had done a number on her head so she burned all her notes and now she won't talk about it. She found too many kiddie fiddlers and retards, my brother Enzo told me. Now she says it's for the best we "look to the future".

Be that as it may, I think we're all supposed to be related to him in one way or another. I think that was the point of the cartoon. If you ever watch the Jetsons, you can see they all look like kin to the Finchstones, and they're from way in the future. Not that I believe all that, but I got beat up by a Chinese guy because I wouldn't believe that Buddha can fly, so you can see where I'm heading here. To each their own, so I respect your religion as well as the next guy.

  to the stop and shop for an 18er of PBR and some scratch off's.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

If you ever watch the Jetsons,

I don't think that's what your great auntie meant by looking to the future.

[analog kid]

Sunlight Makes You Psychic (Channeling Pleiadians)

[Zoo]

Environmentalists want us all afraid of global warming, but what about solar systemic cooling? Scientists have found out that solar panels are like throwing a wet blanket over the sun, they suck the life right out of it. So liberals don't want us to eat vegan, drive a dually, or hang around outside their kids school, but they don't mind killing all life in the solar system with boondoggles like solar power.

My buddy Earl installed solar systems before because it was the first job he could find after he was let loose from jail and he told me that it takes 100 solar panels to power 1 light bulb for seven hours. The only reason people don't know they're getting fucked is because they put the panels up on the roof and no one goes up there to see what they're doing. Earl once explained to me how sail boats can sail into the wind, and he's got OSHA certification, so he knows what he's talking about. Solar panels cause cancer too.

Of course, Snopes and a few places will say that the information I presented here is a hoax, but they'll tell you the same thing about the 911 conspiracy.

http://nationalreport.net/solar-panels-drain-suns-energy-experts-say/

As for the article What a load of shit!!!! They have no clue on how sun works do they. The Earth has no bearing on the sun. The sun cares not what the Earth does at all. I hate to say this about someone that I have never meet but Earl has no clue what he is talking about. I am also OSHA certified which anyone with a weekend and a couple of bucks can do. I also have a degree in Renewable Energy Technology and I am opening a troubled youth camp that is going to be 100% off grid and self-sustaining. So I might just know a little bit more than Earl. So I would like to say this, "If it takes 100 panels to work a light for seven hours people selling this system need to be shot dead." I have no clue what solar panels Earl is installing but whatever they are, they are robbing the people of their money and should be stopped. I hate to see people being robbed like this. For an average home you should need no more than 8 panels of the cheapest panels on the market.  (What he might be saying is "cells" it might take a hundred cells in a panel to light a lightbulb up for seven hours) which is still wrong but makes more since. Here is a chart of some of the real world look of cost and watts of a solar-panels on the medium to low cost side of the solar panels so you will know!!1

Chart Key

DC = direct current
PTC = PVUSA Test Conditions (realistic test conditions)
sqft = square feet
True = real world
True # of panels = the rounded number of panels it would take to get closest to a 1 kW array.  (1,000 / PTC rating, than rounded to the nearest whole panel)
Costs will vary.  Numbers given are general estimates and vary depending on many factors.

[Tarbaby]

Tranquilo mi amigo. I am quite sure it was an elaborate put on.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

As for the article What a load of shit!!!! They have no clue on how sun works do they. The Earth has no bearing on the sun. The sun cares not what the Earth does at all. I hate to say this about someone that I have never meet but Earl has no clue what he is talking about. I am also OSHA certified which anyone with a weekend and a couple of bucks can do. I also have a degree in Renewable Energy Technology and I am opening a troubled youth camp that is going to be 100% off grid and self-sustaining. So I might just know a little bit more than Earl. So I would like to say this, "If it takes 100 panels to work a light for seven hours people selling this system need to be shot dead." I have no clue what solar panels Earl is installing but whatever they are, they are robbing the people of their money and should be stopped. I hate to see people being robbed like this. For an average home you should need no more than 8 panels of the cheapest panels on the market.  (What he might be saying is "cells" it might take a hundred cells in a panel to light a lightbulb up for seven hours) which is still wrong but makes more since. Here is a chart of some of the real world look of cost and watts of a solar-panels on the medium to low cost side of the solar panels so you will know!!1

Chart Key

DC = direct current
PTC = PVUSA Test Conditions (realistic test conditions)
sqft = square feet
True = real world
True # of panels = the rounded number of panels it would take to get closest to a 1 kW array.  (1,000 / PTC rating, than rounded to the nearest whole panel)
Costs will vary.  Numbers given are general estimates and vary depending on many factors.

Lol!  Good one!  You had me going there for a minute.

[Zoo]

Tranquilo mi amigo. I am quite sure it was an elaborate put on.

I can only hope so.. If not then I give up on humans and life it self!!1

[WildCard]

I'm so confused1!!

[MagnificentBastard]

I am also OSHA certified which anyone with a weekend and a couple of bucks can do.

I can't. I tried for OSHA certification and I couldn't pass the course. It was like 10 hours straight. I checked and there's no college anywhere that has a class ten hours long. Doctors and stuff only have to go to classes that are a few hours. And I'm not stupid either. When I was a baby they thought there was something wrong with me, but then I started reading before I was two years old and they found out I was just real smart. I've always been good at spelling and stuff even though I'm not that good at other stuff. Man I'd like that OSHA certification because then I could be lead on my landscaping crew. You must be real smart like Earl if you have that OSHA certification, so you have me thinking that maybe he's wrong.

I also have a degree in Renewable Energy Technology

I do too. Got it in a gumball machine at Rico's pizza in Gillette Wy. I wanted the whistle though.

[WildCard]

That's better.

[b_dubb]

I can't believe this thread exists. Oh wait. I can totally believe it. Cause people are just that fucking dumb.

Fuck.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I can't believe this thread exists. Oh wait. I can totally believe it. Cause people are just that fucking dumb.

Try not to be so judgmental.  People will accuse you of being gloomy.  Even your best friends will get that impression.

[Foodlion]

I can't believe this thread exists. Oh wait. I can totally believe it. Cause people are just that fucking dumb.

Fuck.

Hi, I love you.

[Zoo]

I can't. I tried for OSHA certification and I couldn't pass the course. It was like 10 hours straight. I checked and there's no college anywhere that has a class ten hours long. Doctors and stuff only have to go to classes that are a few hours. And I'm not stupid either. When I was a baby they thought there was something wrong with me, but then I started reading before I was two years old and they found out I was just real smart. I've always been good at spelling and stuff even though I'm not that good at other stuff. Man I'd like that OSHA certification because then I could be lead on my landscaping crew. You must be real smart like Earl if you have that OSHA certification, so you have me thinking that maybe he's wrong.

I do too. Got it in a gumball machine at Rico's pizza in Gillette Wy. I wanted the whistle though.

If you would like help in getting your OSHA card I would be more than happy to help. I have no problem showing you where to get classes to get the card. As for the OSHA class being 10 hrs yes that does suck. When you go to college you do more than that. It works like this, for every hour you go to class you have about 2-3 hrs of out of class work to do. So in four months (1hr of class and 2 hrs extra work=3hrs of time. 3 days a week at 3 hrs each day= 9 hrs. 9 hrs times four(weeks in a month)= 36 hrs of time. 36 hrs times 4 months = 144 hrs of time pre class, per semester) you have 144 hours of time/work you do for each class. So does 10 hrs really look that bad?

So let me know where that gumball machine is and I swear to you I will get you that whistle. Because I am getting a refund on all the money I paid for getting my Degree!!1