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« on: July 15, 2014, 04:19:37 AM »
1) Reset your Router
2) Reset Router software to default
3) Have a Pro configure your Router or Read on the net about what you should block prior to doing this!  Message Me, My Net is SUPERFAST NOW!
4) Say Piss off to the NSA!


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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2014, 04:21:50 AM »
1) Reset your Router
2) Reset Router software to default
3) Have a Pro configure your Router or Read on the net about what you should block prior to doing this!  Message Me, My Net is SUPERFAST NOW!
4) Say Piss off to the NSA!





...Or go over to cable... Yeah, that'll be it, fibre optic V copper cable...decisions decisions.

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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2014, 04:27:34 AM »


...Or go over to cable... Yeah, that'll be it, fibre optic V copper cable...decisions decisions.
I'm an MCSE: some times your network goes down right well that could be the NSA spoofing your Router.

Don't listen to the Shill


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« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2014, 04:38:41 AM »
I'm an MCSE: some times your network goes down right well that could be the NSA spoofing your Router.

Don't listen to the Shill



I'm hurt and dismayed I have to do this Stellar. Expect a knock on your door sometime soon.. Be nice to them and answer their questions.. :-\

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« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2014, 04:45:56 AM »
I'm hurt and dismayed I have to do this Stellar. Expect a knock on your door sometime soon.. Be nice to them and answer their questions.. :-\
WTF WHO?

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« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2014, 07:39:26 AM »
If my internet is slow, I shall remedy it by clicking a dubious blinking banner at the top of my Internet Explorer page, good sir!

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« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2014, 08:27:29 AM »
If my internet is slow, I shall remedy it by clicking a dubious blinking banner at the top of my Internet Explorer page, good sir!

esp if your on bellgab and the ad is for transparent bikinis.

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« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2014, 09:06:02 AM »
esp if your on bellgab and the ad is for transparent bikinis.

Get a life man; wow dealing with you guys can make me blow a Gasket from my brain :) ::)

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« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2014, 12:26:18 AM »
Your brain still has gaskets?

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« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2014, 09:01:30 AM »
Ohhh!! I thought when you said the Internet is slow it was because of something you did in your computer configuration that slowed down the whole Internet.

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« Reply #10 on: July 21, 2014, 02:41:14 AM »
esp if your on bellgab and the ad is for transparent bikinis.
Of which I have several pair.

 And have lost at my English Professors house. 

She said she hasn't seen them.

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« Reply #11 on: July 21, 2014, 07:19:21 AM »
Ohhh!! I thought when you said the Internet is slow it was because of something you did in your computer configuration that slowed down the whole Internet.

Do you wish me to bring down the internet and destroy PRISM?

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« Reply #12 on: July 21, 2014, 07:37:37 AM »
Of which I have several pair.

 And have lost at my English Professors house. 

She said she hasn't seen them.


She's lying. They're the ones sprayed with a special chemical that shows up in UV light...she only uses UV light in her house. 

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« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2014, 07:42:37 AM »
on occasion a 1 get stuck sideways in a wire causing a slowdown as the 0's and other 1's jam up behind it.
or theres this: BOFH excuse no.52 Little hamster in running wheel had coronary; waiting for replacement to be Fedexed from Wyoming

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« Reply #14 on: July 21, 2014, 02:26:58 PM »
Some of those zeros are fattter than others. Like an Orson Welles zero or  a Marlon Brando zero… as for PRISM,  I like prism, it makes the Internet more colorful.

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« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2014, 05:51:45 PM »
Some of those zeros are fattter than others. Like an Orson Welles zero or  a Marlon Brando zero… as for PRISM,  I like prism, it makes the Internet more colorful.