Internet Slow?

[Stellar]

1) Reset your Router
2) Reset Router software to default
3) Have a Pro configure your Router or Read on the net about what you should block prior to doing this!  Message Me, My Net is SUPERFAST NOW!
4) Say Piss off to the NSA!

[Yorkshire pud]

1) Reset your Router
2) Reset Router software to default
3) Have a Pro configure your Router or Read on the net about what you should block prior to doing this!  Message Me, My Net is SUPERFAST NOW!
4) Say Piss off to the NSA!

...Or go over to cable... Yeah, that'll be it, fibre optic V copper cable...decisions decisions.

[Stellar]

...Or go over to cable... Yeah, that'll be it, fibre optic V copper cable...decisions decisions.

I'm an MCSE: some times your network goes down right well that could be the NSA spoofing your Router.

Don't listen to the Shill

[Yorkshire pud]

I'm an MCSE: some times your network goes down right well that could be the NSA spoofing your Router.

Don't listen to the Shill

I'm hurt and dismayed I have to do this Stellar. Expect a knock on your door sometime soon.. Be nice to them and answer their questions..

[Stellar]

I'm hurt and dismayed I have to do this Stellar. Expect a knock on your door sometime soon.. Be nice to them and answer their questions..

WTF WHO?

[cweb]

If my internet is slow, I shall remedy it by clicking a dubious blinking banner at the top of my Internet Explorer page, good sir!

[wr250]

If my internet is slow, I shall remedy it by clicking a dubious blinking banner at the top of my Internet Explorer page, good sir!

esp if your on bellgab and the ad is for transparent bikinis.

[Stellar]

esp if your on bellgab and the ad is for transparent bikinis.

Get a life man; wow dealing with you guys can make me blow a Gasket from my brain :

[b_dubb]

Your brain still has gaskets?

[Tarbaby]

Ohhh!! I thought when you said the Internet is slow it was because of something you did in your computer configuration that slowed down the whole Internet.

[paladin1991]

esp if your on bellgab and the ad is for transparent bikinis.

Of which I have several pair.

And have lost at my English Professors house. 

She said she hasn't seen them.

[Stellar]

Ohhh!! I thought when you said the Internet is slow it was because of something you did in your computer configuration that slowed down the whole Internet.

Do you wish me to bring down the internet and destroy PRISM?

[Yorkshire pud]

Of which I have several pair.

And have lost at my English Professors house. 

She said she hasn't seen them.

She's lying. They're the ones sprayed with a special chemical that shows up in UV light...she only uses UV light in her house. 

[wr250]

on occasion a 1 get stuck sideways in a wire causing a slowdown as the 0's and other 1's jam up behind it.
or theres this: BOFH excuse no.52 Little hamster in running wheel had coronary; waiting for replacement to be Fedexed from Wyoming

[Tarbaby]

Some of those zeros are fattter than others. Like an Orson Welles zero or  a Marlon Brando zero… as for PRISM,  I like prism, it makes the Internet more colorful.

[wr250]

Some of those zeros are fattter than others. Like an Orson Welles zero or  a Marlon Brando zero… as for PRISM,  I like prism, it makes the Internet more colorful.