The most insane thing you'll read today

[bateman]

Strap in, folks.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/local/wp/2014/07/09/in-sexting-case-manassas-city-police-want-to-photograph-teen-in-sexually-explicit-manner-lawyers-say/

[Yorkshire pud]

Strap in, folks.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/local/wp/2014/07/09/in-sexting-case-manassas-city-police-want-to-photograph-teen-in-sexually-explicit-manner-lawyers-say/

Police these days are really dropping down on things that teenagers do. I think it's incredible though that they're prepared to go to doing what is none consensual pornography. I hope someone sees sense, though somehow I don't think they will. Did he know she was 15? Clearly she had no problem initiating the exchange did she? She knew she's 15. Grey area this when it comes to teenagers who aren't separated by a great deal of age.

[wr250]

I'm sure one of stellar's posts will be much more insane than that.

[bateman]

I'm sure one of stellar's posts will be much more insane than that.

Touché.

[jazmunda]

Strap in, folks.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/local/wp/2014/07/09/in-sexting-case-manassas-city-police-want-to-photograph-teen-in-sexually-explicit-manner-lawyers-say/

I think the police are going to need an expert in comparing penises. Bateman you are the man for the job. I'm busy that day.

[Kelt]

I forsee a time when all sex is frowned upon, and the Cockblock Police will take you away to prison any time you get a woody... and photograph your peen for... justice purposes.

[wr250]

I forsee a time when all sex is frowned upon, and the Cockblock Police will take you away to prison any time you get a woody... and photograph your peen for... justice purposes.

You better run all day
And run all night
And keep your dirty feelings
Deep inside. And if your
Takin' your girlfriend
Out tonight
You better park the car
Well out of sight
'Cos if they catch you in the back seat
Trying to pick her locks
They're gonna send you back to mother
In a cardboard box
You better run

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

I think the police are going to need an expert in comparing penises.

Can you imagine the voir dire of that witness?

[Uncle Duke]

I lived in Manassas some years ago, it's one of those towns where most of the residents have more fingers than teeth and cousins produce odd looking offspring.  Nothing would surprise me in that place.

[paladin1991]

I think the police are going to need an expert in comparing penises. Bateman you are the man for the job. I'm busy that day.

Oh, please, can we just call it a tallywacker?

[Yorkshire pud]

I forsee a time when all sex is frowned upon, and the Cockblock Police will take you away to prison any time you get a woody... and photograph your peen for... justice purposes.

I wonder what the police would have done/would do, if she was 17 and he was 15? Photograph her?? That would throw up a whole new debate about sexism and porn wouldn't it? 

[onan]

Fuckin technology, when I was a kid we had to send plaster casts to those we wished to impress.

[Ms. C]

Fuckin technology, when I was a kid we had to send plaster casts to those we wished to impress.

oh yeah ... the days of the Plaster Casters

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http://www.mtv.com/news/1122292/legendary-rock-groupie-displays-plaster-caster-collection/

[b_dubb]

I hope this case goes to trial and a jury is forced to look at full color posters of the kid's erect penis. Middle age women in a full lather over junior' slumber. The occasional gay man sketching a highly detailed pencil sketch. But the judge would likely not allow anyone into the court. Because things could get out of hand and that might result in a hang jury.

Your tax dollars at "work".

[jazmunda]

I hope this case goes to trial and a jury is forced to look at full color posters of the kid's erect penis. Middle age women in a full lather over junior' slumber. The occasional gay man sketching a highly detailed pencil sketch. But the judge would likely not allow anyone into the court. Because things could get out of hand and that might result in a hang jury.

Your tax dollars at "work".

Would that be a well hung jury?

http://youtu.be/bcYppAs6ZdI

Thank you. Thank you. I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

[paladin1991]

I hope this case goes to trial and a jury is forced to look at full color posters of the kid's erect penis. Middle age women in a full lather over junior' slumber. The occasional gay man sketching a highly detailed pencil sketch. But the judge would likely not allow anyone into the court. Because things could get out of hand and that might result in a hang well hung jury.

Your tax dollars at "work".

fixed it.

'get out of hand'  heheheh  like it's a python or something....