Have You Been a Witness to or Victim of Satanic Activity?

[satanicinvestigator]

Have you or someone you know been affected by Satanic behavior in the Ohio area?

Have you lost your child or a friend to a Satanic cult? Have you been harassed, assaulted, or threatened by a secret occult group?

After a recent string of Satanic crimes in Ohio, we are partnering with a major cable network to bring to light the hidden Satanic underbelly of this state. If you or someone you know lives in Ohio and are interested in sharing your story on a national platform, please send your contact information and the details of your story to satanicohiostories@gmail.com

[Bart Ell]

Yes I was! I would like to tell you more but the case is now in the hands of Binder & Binder. Why a Social Security Disability advocacy group? Long, evil story.

[Yorkshire pud]

Have you or someone you know been affected by Satanic behavior in the Ohio area?

Have you lost your child or a friend to a Satanic cult? Have you been harassed, assaulted, or threatened by a secret occult group?

After a recent string of Satanic crimes in Ohio, we are partnering with a major cable network to bring to light the hidden Satanic underbelly of this state. If you or someone you know lives in Ohio and are interested in sharing your story on a national platform, please send your contact information and the details of your story to satanicohiostories@gmail.com

Good luck with this pseudo investigative journalism on this forum without any mention of Mormons.

Do all your investigations start from 'guilty' and then work back to finding evidence?

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Last year in Toronto, I saw a guy with a big sign around his neck that read, "I am being victimized by Satanic Persecution."  I have to believe he was sincere.

[Bart Ell]

Last year in Toronto, I saw a guy with a big sign around his neck that read, "I am being victimized by Satanic Persecution."  I have to believe he was sincere.

Where was Brampton Batman when you need him?

[cweb]

I once saw a hideously fat toothless woman wearing a "Sex With Me: Priceless" shirt, emitting her sweat-gland-generated fumes in the checkout line in front of me. If that counts.

Or maybe that was irony...

[MV/Liberace!]

They touched muh butt.

[Yorkshire pud]

I once saw a hideously fat toothless woman wearing a "Sex With Me: Priceless" shirt, emitting her sweat-gland-generated fumes in the checkout line in front of me. If that counts.

Or maybe that was irony...

Not irony; you were her lay...go on, admit it. Did it feel satanic?

[Juan]

My first ex-wife was a victim of Satan, but not in Ohio.

[cweb]

Not irony; you were her lay...go on, admit it. Did it feel satanic?

Not until afterwards, when I gently slid my fingers over her Crisco-textured forehead into her scalp only to discover a pentagram tattoo.

But maybe it's because I'm used to the copious amounts of spewing and the 360-degree rotating head thing.

[Yorkshire pud]

Not until afterwards, when I gently slid my fingers over her Crisco-textured forehead into her scalp only to discover a pentagram tattoo.

But maybe it's because I'm used to the copious amounts of spewing and the 360-degree rotating head thing.

How hot is that?!!! You get all the best chicks.

[Eddie Coyle]

    1984.

     6,6,6

     Those are the respective chart peaks of "I Want A New Drug", "The Heart of Rock and Roll" and "If This Is It" by Huey Lewis and the News.

      For realz, yo. And if that ain't the Devil fucking with us...well,I don't know what else he could do that's more obviously Satanic.

[WildCard]

satanicinvestigator, I don't want to violate your privacy. Would you mind telling us who you are?

[wr250]

Have you or someone you know been affected by Satanic behavior in the Ohio area?

Have you lost your child or a friend to a Satanic cult? Have you been harassed, assaulted, or threatened by a secret occult group?

After a recent string of Satanic crimes in Ohio, we are partnering with a major cable network to bring to light the hidden Satanic underbelly of this state. If you or someone you know lives in Ohio and are interested in sharing your story on a national platform, please send your contact information and the details of your story to satanicohiostories@gmail.com

i listened to jorch snooron last night... oh wait , hes not satanic, just dumb. nm

[someguy]

hail satan

[onan]

I don't believe Ohio actually exists.

[b_dubb]

I don't believe Ohio actually exists.

It does. Unfortunately.

[Eddie Coyle]

I don't believe Ohio actually exists.

    Mythical place made up by Neil Young to get a hit single.

[onan]

    Mythical place made up by Neil Young to get a hit single.

I wonder if he got his bottom touched?

[Eddie Coyle]

I wonder if he got his bottom touched?

  All musical geniuses/savants do. Very early on. It's correlated to mass appeal. Elvis had his bottom touched in utero.

[wr250]

  All musical geniuses/savants do. Very early on. It's correlated to mass appeal. Elvis had his bottom touched in utero.

and id rather not know what with.

[jazmunda]

Have you or someone you know been affected by Satanic behavior in the Ohio area?

Have you lost your child or a friend to a Satanic cult? Have you been harassed, assaulted, or threatened by a secret occult group?

After a recent string of Satanic crimes in Ohio, we are partnering with a major cable network to bring to light the hidden Satanic underbelly of this state. If you or someone you know lives in Ohio and are interested in sharing your story on a national platform, please send your contact information and the details of your story to satanicohiostories@gmail.com

Welcome and post often.

Does George Noory broadcast from Ohio?

[onan]

Elvis had his bottom touched in utero.

You meant innuendo.

[wr250]

Welcome and post often.

Does George Noory broadcast from Ohio?

no. noory broadcasts from a cave somewhere and sometimes from in the pacific ocean.

/*edit*/

eureka!! there is no malibu base. its noorys studio under there.

[analog kid]

GOT SATANISTS?

[Heather Wade]

Not in Ohio, in another state.  And they said the first rule is, I'm not supposed to talk about it. 

[McPhallus]

Yes I was! I would like to tell you more but the case is now in the hands of Binder & Binder. Why a Social Security Disability advocacy group? Long, evil story.

Now those two fucks are the devil.

[Mike.]

From 1:06AMest till the melatonin takes affect whenever g.n. hosts.

[McPhallus]

GOT SATANISTS?

Never trust a guy with hockey hair.

[albrecht]

I have not been either. Have limited myself to Ohio contact except a few times at Geauga Lake and Cedar Point. But nothing satanic (except the prices there)- unless you count being yelled at by drunken, jort-wearing osu fans at a football game a victim of a satanic activity.

I do seem to recall Malachi Martin talking about a priest's murder, or a priest murderer, up there related to satanic activity on one of his great shows with Art. Not sure if this was the one or if there was another case also. In this satanic case the priest was the killer.
http://www.toledoblade.com/local/2006/05/13/Satanic-aspects-left-out-of-trial-prosecutor-says-priest-s-murder-of-nun-had-cult-hallmarks.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_Robinson_%28priest%29