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Things YOU Do That Annoy Others

Started by cweb, July 06, 2014, 12:41:26 PM

b_dubb

Golden showers everywhere you point your penis in your Golden years

WildCard

Quote from: b_dubb on July 09, 2014, 03:19:32 PM
Golden showers everywhere you point your penis in your Golden years
That's the fun part.
But, when I put it away, I want it to stop. Not drip down my leg the second I zip my pants up.
Nurse, I think my dick is broken.

paladin1991

Quote from: Bart Ell on July 07, 2014, 10:27:11 AM
Baby steps.
Don't get all clingy right after I offer a nice, soothing hug.
Better keep Onan at arms length.  Next thing you know he will be wanting some long hot showers together.

paladin1991

Outing beta males.  They get all pissy and sensitive.

onan

Quote from: paladin1991 on July 10, 2014, 08:41:09 AM
Better keep Onan at arms length.  Next thing you know he will be wanting some long hot showers together.

Don't bring me into your fantasies.

Yorkshire pud

Demanding to see the manger of a supermarket and taking them to task over the quick service til sign.

"It's ten items or FEWER, not less"

They always appreciate it though.

Juan

It's the same here.  Why the grocery sign people refuse to know the difference, I don't understand.  Maybe Nowhere can enlighten us.

wr250

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on July 10, 2014, 01:55:01 PM
Demanding to see the manger of a supermarket and taking them to task over the quick service til sign.

"It's ten items or FEWER, not less"

They always appreciate it though.

how about "< 10 items" ?


Zoo

I take people's Old Photos of loved ones.... Why? Because it is the only thing they can never replace. I have a spare bedroom filled from top to bottom of photos of others loved ones. I have been doing this since I was thirteen I am thirtysix now and will never stop. I will soon come for yours as well. To hell with your families memories Muhahahahaha!!1

Heather Wade

Quote from: Zoo on July 12, 2014, 02:22:21 PM
I take people's Old Photos of loved ones.... Why? Because it is the only thing they can never replace. I have a spare bedroom filled from top to bottom of photos of others loved ones. I have been doing this since I was thirteen I am thirtysix now and will never stop. I will soon come for yours as well. To hell with your families memories Muhahahahaha!!1

Yeah, that's not totally creepy.   ::)

eddie dean

Quote from: Zoo on July 12, 2014, 02:22:21 PM
I take people's Old Photos of loved ones.... Why? Because it is the only thing they can never replace. I have a spare bedroom filled from top to bottom of photos of others loved ones. I have been doing this since I was thirteen I am thirtysix now and will never stop. I will soon come for yours as well. To hell with your families memories Muhahahahaha!!1

I do the same thing, except with underpants. ::)

onan

Quote from: eddie dean on July 12, 2014, 02:58:31 PM
I do the same thing, except with underpants. ::)

I do the same thing, except with their checkbooks. ::)


jazmunda

Quote from: onan on July 12, 2014, 03:02:04 PM
I do the same thing, except with their checkbooks. ::)

I do the same thing, except with their dignity.



McPhallus

Quote from: jazmunda on July 12, 2014, 04:21:57 PM
No judging, judgey mcjudge judge.

Let's all be more like JackTard.  He didn't judge.

eddie dean

Quote from: eddie dean on July 12, 2014, 02:58:31 PM
I do the same thing, except with underpants. ::)

Quote from: onan on July 12, 2014, 03:02:04 PM
I do the same thing, except with their checkbooks. ::)

Quote from: jazmunda on July 12, 2014, 03:45:01 PM
I do the same thing, except with their dignity.

Quote from: b_dubb on July 12, 2014, 04:17:02 PM
You people suck

Perversion, Fraud, Indignity & Intolerance!
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you,  The GabCast

jazmunda

Quote from: eddie dean on July 12, 2014, 05:03:57 PM
Perversion, Fraud, Indignity & Intolerance!
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you,  The GabCast

That really should be on a poster or something.

Photoshop people get to work.

You can add ordering people to do work on my behalf for free as something that I do that annoys people.

Quote from: jazmunda on July 12, 2014, 05:26:04 PM
You can add ordering people to do work on my behalf for free as something that I do that annoys people.

Oh, crap!  You mean I'm not going to get paid??      ::)

wr250

Quote from: jazmunda on July 12, 2014, 05:26:04 PM
That really should be on a poster or something.

Photoshop people get to work.

You can add ordering people to do work on my behalf for free as something that I do that annoys people.

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jazmunda

Quote from: Treading Water on July 12, 2014, 05:38:08 PM
Oh, crap!  You mean I'm not going to get paid??      ::)

Not in any known legal tender.

WildCard

Quote from: eddie dean on July 12, 2014, 05:03:57 PM
Perversion, Fraud, Indignity & Intolerance!
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you,  The GabCast
Yeah, yeah. It's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt!


101 Fun Things to Do at Wal-Mart/K-Mart

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

(People do this to me all the time. I didn't know that was a thing.)
http://fly2dasky.wordpress.com/2006/03/29/101-fun-things-to-do-at-wal-mart/

paladin1991

Quote from: WildCard on August 01, 2014, 04:38:03 PM
Yeah, yeah. It's all fun and games until somebody gets hurt!


101 Fun Things to Do at Wal-Mart/K-Mart

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

(People do this to me all the time. I didn't know that was a thing.)
http://fly2dasky.wordpress.com/2006/03/29/101-fun-things-to-do-at-wal-mart/
How old is this list.  Do they still have typewriters?

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