banned bellgabbers, welcome back

[jazmunda]

The necrophiliac embalmer doesn't care what language it's in, as long as it's in Braille.

Braille and necrophilia go hand in hand.

[Eddie Coyle]

When Eddie dies, the embalmer is going to need twenty-three different versions of Rosetta Stone® just to process the body.

     I plan on dying in Haiti. I got some cool Serpent and the Rainbow shit up my sleeve.

May I suggest a tramp stamp? Muchos classier.

I'm not supposed to share this with anybody, but I find it too amusing not to. My 30-ish neighbor(no lightweight, either) got a tramp stamp of her fiancee's name. Then he went and overdosed. So now she's conflicted about said tat. Erasing it is disrespectful and keeping it...could be an issue.

         Dumb people.

[West of the Rockies]

Only about 500 posts in the day and a half he was unbanned.

He has since returned with the handle FiveKeeper.  One of smarter members rumbled him.

What kind of bird brain keeps trying to get in where he is not wanted anyway?

[jazmunda]

               I'm not supposed to share this with anybody, but I find it too amusing not to. My 30-ish neighbor(no lightweight, either) got a tramp stamp of her fiancee's name. Then he went and overdosed. So now she's conflicted about said tat. Erasing it is disrespectful and keeping it...could be an issue.

         Dumb people.

I think you need to move to a nicer trailer park.

[Yorkshire pud]

I prefer it in the original Klingon:

tISchoHlaHbe'bogh 'ej meaningful loD muSHa'ghach pa' departure not SIQpu'bogh maH 'ach Daq le' reH Daghaj qaStaHvIS cha'DIch neHqu' QImmey HIvje'.

Yeah, well we can all show off. It isn't clever.

[jazmunda]

Yeah, well we can all show off. It isn't clever.

You're lucky I don't have my Bat'leth handy.

[Yorkshire pud]

What kind of bird brain keeps trying to get in where he is not wanted anyway?

One that never got punched full in the face enough and had his ears kicked off as an irritating child.

[jazmunda]

One that never got punched full in the face enough and had his ears kicked off as an irritating child.

You mean he wasn't a mean baby?

[eddie dean]

What kind of bird brain keeps trying to get in where he is not wanted anyway?

Lilly's brother perhaps.

[West of the Rockies]

Seriously though, is it a sociopathic thing, an autism-spectrum issue, or just assholeotis?

[UnscreenedCaller]

Feck, I posted a page and a half behind. Carry on

[Eddie Coyle]

I think you need to move to a nice trailer park.

  They've moved to me. Thank you housing bubble. Thank you HUD.

[McPhallus]

Lilly's brother perhaps.

What I loved about Lilly is that, after coming back, she would drop all these clues revealing who she was.  You'd think that someone who had snuck back in through the back door would at least try not to reveal their identity.

[Camazotz Automat]

Braille and necrophilia go hand in hand.

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[UnscreenedCaller]

What I loved about Lilly is that, after coming back, she would drop all these clues revealing who she was.  You'd think that someone who had snuck back in through the back door would at least try not to reveal their identity.

Nah, because the ego is so big they want you to know it's them, the Lookit Me! syndrome

[Yorkshire pud]

Seriously though, is it a sociopathic thing, an autism-spectrum issue, or just assholeotis?

All of the above? The first two need help..the last one a good kicking until your foot hurts. In Twat's case just a kicking.

[zeebo]

What I loved about Lilly is that, after coming back, she would drop all these clues revealing who she was.  You'd think that someone who had snuck back in through the back door would at least try not to reveal their identity.

Some people are not burdened by self-awareness. 

[paladin1991]

Some people are not burdened by self-awareness.

True dat.  I remember the Officers that would come into the platoons and thought they were living a movie.

[nooryisawesome]

I'm guessing jackstar for first to be re-banned.

Nothing personal jstar just a hunch.

What do i win?

A pizza roll medal?
"Toomeric"
A porn stache

[paladin1991]

What do i win?

A pizza roll medal?
"Toomeric"
A porn stacheride

Fixed it.

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

Well everyone knows MV is the richest man on the Internet.  You can tell because has billions and billions of cute cats.

And ones of tens of dollars.

[eddie dean]

What do i win?

A pizza roll medal?
"Toomeric"
A porn stache

A free lifetime subscription to Bellgab!
Congratulations!
You activation code is in the male!

[bottomfeederareus]

And ones of tens of dollars.

I did not know that you can get a lot of Pussy cats for next to nothing.

[Tarbaby]

     I plan on dying in Haiti. I got some cool Serpent and the Rainbow shit up my sleeve.

               I'm not supposed to share this with anybody, but I find it too amusing not to. My 30-ish neighbor(no lightweight, either) got a tramp stamp of her fiancee's name. Then he went and overdosed. So now she's conflicted about said tat. Erasing it is disrespectful and keeping it...could be an issue.

         Dumb people.

I assume you counseled her that the answer to her dilemma is to simply find a new beau of the same name.E.G., Gregory Rasputin… Or whatever the tattoo says. (Sorry for the late entry)
  By the way, great movie reference. I like that one.

[Eddie Coyle]

I assume you counseled her that the answer to her dilemma is to simply find a new beau of the same name.E.G., Gregory Rasputin… Or whatever the tattoo says. (Sorry for the late entry)
  By the way, great movie reference. I like that one.

      I refuse to talk to her, but I've been lead to believe that the tramp stamp is a fairly(ridicuously so) common shortening of a fairly common Irish surname. Here's a hint. If the the awful singer of the even worse band Godsmack was a chubby chaser...she'd be ok.


       Thanks, I was going to use the Paul Winfield vomiting a scorpion avatar...

[Blinko]

Sounds boring

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

So who will be re-banned first?

You rang?

[wr250]

You rang?

your too late. jackstar has been re-banned

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

your too late. jackstar has been re-banned

Always a bridesmaid.  The story of my life.

[Pale Horse]

Back from a long, terribly unjust ban. Does it matter? Does anyone care? Do I still recognize anyone here? Will Aldous Burbank come back home if we start behaving?

Will Art take my advice when I call him on the Gabcast Thurs? Stay tuned, GabHeads. Peace-Out! Free Mumia.