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Nice Little Facts

Started by MV/Liberace!, June 20, 2014, 04:56:20 PM

MV/Liberace!

I'll try and post one per day.

Today's introductory nice little fact:

Just as you have a herd of elephants and a pride of lions, a group of rhinos is called a crash.

Quote from: MV on June 20, 2014, 04:56:20 PM
I'll try and post one per day.

Today's introductory nice little fact:

Just as you have a herd of elephants and a pride of lions, a group of rhinos is called a crash.


Also RINOs





maureen

an exhaltation of skylarks




















pyewacket

A bellowing of Bullfinches.


zeebo

A boulangerie of butthurts.

ksm32

a gaggle of anus ???

dammit.

pyewacket

A breeding ground of noory nonsense.

pyewacket



bigchucka

Quote from: MV on June 20, 2014, 04:56:20 PM
I'll try and post one per day.

Today's introductory nice little fact:

Just as you have a herd of elephants and a pride of lions, a group of rhinos is called a crash.

Any old school Magic player knew that.  Next.

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zeebo

Quote from: Paper*Boy on June 20, 2014, 10:10:47 PM
A dense of PremRat execs

haha ding ding we have a winner  ;D

P.S. Looking forward to the next NLF, MV!

jazmunda


zeebo

Quote from: zeebo on June 20, 2014, 08:12:51 PM
A boulangerie of butthurts.

Quote from: jazmunda on June 20, 2014, 10:57:54 PM
A BellGab of Butthurt

Dude I pre-butthurt you.  .... Um, wait that didn't sound right.

bigchucka

Quote from: jazmunda on June 20, 2014, 10:57:54 PM
A BellGab of Butthurt

A perianal cystfull of Butthurt.  Not to be confused with a perianal fistfull of butthurt.

Nothing like having a knot at the top of your ass crack... I also know three others who had it.  They all had to get surgery to take care of theirs.  Got lucky and mine didn't occur again.  You fuckers want to talk about butthurt... you don't know the meaning of the word.  Never had to have a prostate exam.. but I'd imagine one of those knots... the pain lasts longer.  You go to sit down... and BOOM! You're standing again...  It's possible to get comfortable, but one wrong slight shift in weight or position...


Quote from: Agent : Orange on June 20, 2014, 11:38:57 PM
A myth of bigfoot
What are you telling me that bigfoot is a so called "myth"? You got to be shitting me.

Quote from: bottomfeederareus on June 20, 2014, 11:40:32 PM
What are you telling me that bigfoot is a so called "myth"? You got to be shitting me.

Square on the chest


Yorkshire pud

Elephants can't jump. They have four knees.

The Peregrin Falcon is the fastest creature in the world.
The cheetah the fastest land animal. The human has the furthest running endurance.
There is no such bird as a seagull. Hummingbirds are the only birds that can fly backwards.
Earthworms breath through their skin. Tarantulas have four lungs.
Dolphins can kill sharks by swimming in a tight spiral around them causing them to spin and sink.

A murder of crows. An exaltation of starlings.

Claustrophobia is the fear of small places, NOT the fear of Santa Claus.

bigchucka

Quote from: Unscreened Caller on June 21, 2014, 03:06:19 AM
Claustrophobia is the fear of small places, NOT the fear of Santa Claus.

I just seen a picture the other day of a dipshit wearing a Santa hat...



Juan

A Lot of used car salesmen.

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