The Duck Adventure

[Chaim]

Hello guys!
Want to win a pair of glasses with built-in 1080p camera? Read on!
Anyway, this is about a youtube channel with near daily updates (can be considered a podcast/vlog) about a guy in Canada who is raising ducks (and a few chickens).
I'm not a nature nerd or growing my own food guy, but watching his show is really interesting, funny, and exciting, because of all the things that happen. I guess I also like it because I live in the city and don't get into nature that often, and it's relaxing and cool to watch what's happening over at the Duck adventure - kinda like a reality show, but unscripted.

I'm "advertising" his channel here, because he is really a comical guy with good humor, and it's really funny to watch, and he deserves more viewers.

Currently he's posting a code in his videos and if you send him the code (link below videos) you have a pretty good chance to win a pair of awesome 'spy'glasses that also look good. Check it out!

In this episode he finds a drowned duck in his swimming pool!


911 Emergency Duck Rescue Or Dead Dead Am I Too Late? #88 Breeding Ducks

in the summertime the ducks have a whole lake for themselves by the way.

[Chaim]

Ms. Gimp Back To The Duck Flock In The Pen & A Real Morning Rush #91 Breeding Ducks

[bateman]

lolwut

[Chaim]

171 Ducklings Swimming In Their New Pool For The 1st Time #12 Raising Ducks Day 16

The cute duckies go swimming in the pool for the first time!

[Chaim]

lolwut

are you jealous about the Duck Adventure show?
I understand you are in direct competition, since you also have a show about ducks, or didn't you have Hoaxland on recently?

[Chaim]

OH NO! Mat has gone crazy!
He brutally bred and slaughtered his ducks!

Day 1 Of The Dreaded Cull & How To Kill, Clean, Gut & Butcher A Duck #202 Raising Ducks Day 121

Final Cull Day 44 Muscovy & Rouen Slaughtered & Real Nasty Weather #206 Raising Ducks Day 124
I am not sure how G-D will punish this cruel un-kosher debauchery, some scholars say G-D will permanently destroy Mat's soul, other say Mat is going to burn in eternal Hellfire.

[wr250]

OH NO! Mat has gone crazy!
He brutally bred and slaughtered his ducks!

Day 1 Of The Dreaded Cull & How To Kill, Clean, Gut & Butcher A Duck #202 Raising Ducks Day 121
I am not sure how G-D will punish this cruel un-kosher debauchery, some scholars say G-D will permanently destroy Mat's soul, other say Mat is going to burn in eternal coast 2 coast am with george noory shows.

fixed it for you.

[b_dubb]

OH NO! Mat has gone crazy!
He deliciously bred and slaughtered his ducks!

ok. NOW it's fixed.

[Chaim]

Another decapitated duck!
Crazy Mat is hunting PROTECTED ANIMALS (again!)

A Morning Surprise & Ms. Icecovy Not Coming Off Her Nest & Eggs Now At All #93 Breeding Ducks

[Chaim]

Endangered species -vs- $6 duck
$6 duck wins!

Great Horned Owl Returns To Kill More Ducks & New Duck Health Issues To Deal With #94 Breeding Ducks

[West of the Rockies]

Personally, I'm thinking of breeding Owlbears... I think they are the next big thing.  A little gamey, but not bad!

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Personally, I'm thinking of breeding Owlbears... I think they are the next big thing.  A little gamey, but not bad!

I thoroughly approve of this post!

[Chaim]

I thoroughly approve of this post!

I wonder how bear tastes.
Anybody ever ate an owl, or a bear?

[Chaim]

Canadian Owl Holocaust wont end!

Ms. Icecovy Reunited With Flock, Morning Rush & Owl Gets His Spot #81 Breeding Ducks
crazy Mat mounts dead owl to his fence

[Chaim]

The Walking Dead Duck

Duck Hospital Emergency Treatments Off To The Vet Hospital For Medications #95 Breeding Ducks
After letting his ducks walk around in the snow at -30°C all day and night
Mat already had to slaughter a few frostbite victims.
Will this duck's feet rot off as well? 

[Chaim]

The Foie Gras Afternoon

Foie Gras Emergency Duck Hospital Gavage Treatments To Save A Duck #97 Breeding Ducks
Anyone else think those PETA posters are hot? I am slightly turned on by them.

[b_dubb]

The Foie Gras Afternoon

Foie Gras Emergency Duck Hospital Gavage Treatments To Save A Duck #97 Breeding Ducks
Anyone else think those PETA posters are hot? I am slightly turned on by them.

Who do you work for? CIA? NSA? Waffle House?

[wr250]

and where is out delicious roast duck dinner?

[Chaim]

Who do you work for? CIA? NSA? Waffle House?

You know how it is. I could tell you, but then...

[Chaim]

and where is out delicious roast duck dinner?

I think this will be my dinner tonight.

[Chaim]

Good Morning, your Duck is Dead!

Drakes On Death Row Settled In & Flock Seriously Clamed Down It's Nasty Cold Out #76 Breeding Ducks
Mat is shocked - the Duck he put into a plastic box didn't survive the night.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

the Duck he put into a plastic box didn't survive the night.

[qaddisin]

da fuh?

[Chaim]

da fuh?

well, the duck got raped the day before, probably had internal organ damage.

[Chaim]

The Duck Hunger Games

Botulism Muscovy Duck Not Doing Too Well & Warmer Weather Finally Coming Soon #99 Breeding Ducks
Miss Icecovy is refusing to eat, will she make it or will she meet the headsman's axe?

[Chaim]

No more Mahatma Ghandiing

A Great Day Fantastic Good News On The Duck Adventure For Once! #101 Breeding Ducks
Duck finally comes to its senses and eats again,
unfortunately the Foie Gras treatment made her one angry hissing duck too.

[Chaim]

Lazy forum ghosts, you need to comment more. I hate seeing (Embedding disabled, limit reached).
-unless you are too mentally handicapped to participate in this important subject, then you are excused!

[Chaim]

Lazy forum ghosts

ah! finally my brain found the correct word again  - I meant Forum Lurkers or course.

[Chaim]

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (NEWS)


-21Ã,°C Spring Is Almost Here I Can Feel It & Serious Muscovy Duck Bath #104 Breeding Ducks
good news: Miss Icecovy is doing better
bad news: will Mat get kicked off his property by court order?
maybe it's time to repent and convert to Judaism before things get really bad for Mat!

[Chaim]

Lesbian Ducks getting it on!

Female Ducks Are Seriously Getting Louder As Spring Approaches #105 Breeding Ducks
also - Mat's getting ready for massive 200k hatching of ducklings (unless he get's kicked off his land by court).