SCORPION ARMY NEWSROOM!

[FortRock]

ART BELL TRAVELS IN DECEMBER TO RUSSIA? YES IT'S TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S ALSO TRUE THAT HE TOURED THE "VOICE OF RUSSIA" PRODUCTION FACILITIES!!!!!!!! I THINK WE ALL KNOW WHY!!!!!!!! QUESTION, IS ART AT THE SOCHI WINTER OLYMPICS? STRANGE, ASIA IS NOT ON PAHRUMP SCHOOL DISTRICT ATTENDANCE LISTS SINCE THE OPENING CEREMONIES!!!

BE WARNED AMERICAN MEDIA DICTATORS, YOU CANNOT SILENCE ART BELL, THE ENLISTEES AND OFFICERS OF THE SCORPION ARMY, OR THOSE OF YOU IN SOLIDARITY WITH "THE DESERT OF THE SEA"!

[Mind Flayer Monk]

BE WARNED AMERICAN MEDIA DICTATORS, YOU CANNOT SILENCE ART BELL, THE ENLISTEES AND OFFICERS OF THE SCORPION ARMY, OR THOSE OF YOU IN SOLIDARITY WITH "THE DESERT OF THE SEA"!

We need to get Ft Rock as a guest on Coast to Coast.

[jazmunda]

The creepy/scary thing is Fort Rock probably checks the Pahrump school district attendance lists to keep track of Asia. Stranger danger!

[ItsOver]

We need to get Ft Rock as a guest on Coast to Coast.

Rock should hijack the C2C Saturday night Mothership.  A few Scorpion Army references and school attendance updates should liven things up a bit. 

[Uncle Duke]

The creepy/scary thing is Fort Rock probably checks the Pahrump school district attendance lists to keep track of Asia. Stranger danger!

Yeah, it it called "stalking" in OZ?

[eeieeyeoh]

Hey FortRock, you should have listened to the DMRN last night. Kieth Rowland came on w/I believe Jimmy Church for an hour or so and explained the whole thing again like Art already did on this forum. Additionally, Kieth claimed a lawsuit to get out of NC would take at least 1.5 yrs too, so he's just going to wait it out since further asking SXM resulted in refusing to let him do it earlier. They had open lines too so you could have called in and talked w/guy that works w/Art daily w/your ideas. Besides the obvious Art mentioned that he wanted to be on internet live for whole world again, maybe Keith would have had some other ideas why Art wouldn't want to be restricted to only Native American homes on tribal Nation lands. Your dream just sounds absurd to me. Also since you already claimed that SXM, PR, and CCC have teamed up (to protect the investments of their owners), they very well may need that 1.5 yrs too finding a new business plan.

Your investigations into Art and Family personal life is disturbing to me. W/technology developed like that, I'd have thought your tribe would be seeking a bigfoot family to inter-breed with to live tax-free on State of Federal forest land finding food w/your bare hands. Do you think they live in caves that can't be found by humans and hibernate in winter?

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

I am willing to offer FortRock twenty bucks to stuff my genital into his mouth.

[eeieeyeoh]

I am willing to offer FortRock twenty bucks to stuff my genital into his mouth.

Please be careful of what you spend $20 on. Probably FortRock couldn't even fit the latest posted pre-birth party cake in his mouth. And if one like that cost $20, it probably isn't very good either.

[FortRock]

ART BELL, LARRY KING, & RT:

FROM A SCORPION ARMY SOURCE. COULD ART BELL BE PLANNING A RETURN VIA TELEVISION WITH THE ASSISTANCE OF LARRY KING? MANY OF YOU KNOW OF LARRY KING'S LIFETIME NON-COMPETE CLAUSE WITH CNN. BUT LARRY KING HAS RETURNED TO THE AIR WITH A POLITICAL TALK SHOW ON RT (RUSSIAN TELEVISION). RT DOES NOT RESPECT NON-COMPETE CLAUSES. MY SOURCE SAYS THAT LARRY KING HAS BEEN IN CONTACT WITH ART BELL ABOUT AN RT TIMESLOT. KEEP MONITORING THE "SCORPION ARMY NEWSROOM" FOR FURTHER UPDATES!

http://rt.com/

[ItsOver]

So is Art going native with the Navahos or going "Snowden" with the Russians, where he'll reveal all of PremRat's deep dark secrets about Noory and company?  This is getting more confusing than usual.  The scorpion army is going in circles.

[wr250]

So is Art going native with the Navahos or going "Snowden" with the Russians, where he'll reveal all of PremRat's deep dark secrets about Noory and company?

both. gunna be a Russian Navajo

This is getting more confusing than usual.  The scorpion army is going in circles.

he's circling the wagons folks ...

i wonder if his source is ed dames?

[eeieeyeoh]

... FROM A SCORPION ARMY SOURCE. ...

I can see it now, Queen Arlene approaches the bench. I don't know what she says, but there's a kid in background playing w/a balloon. I turn to the Juror next to me and ask "What do you think of this?" The Juror just said "Beats me." Then I woke up and thought, dang, The Navajo and Hopi Tribes have had a bountiful harvest of mushrooms and cactus last year. At least my travels haven't witnessed the Casinos there causing the economic devistation that Germany faced after WW1 to create a leader like Hitler (half jewish genes).

[coaster]

Art doesn't have to worry about the non compete as long as he broadcasts in a native american headdress.

[SomeVelvetMorning]

i wonder if his source is ed dames?

We must remember that Ed Dames was moving to Ukraine to be with his new woman (though it appeared that fell through by his later pronouncements.)  So maybe Dames has opened some doors in Russia for Art.  And what of the current revolution in Ukraine and the president now in hiding?  Is Art Bell being setup to become the new leader of Ukraine?  If so, he will become the first world leader to open all UFO files and will challenge the CIA, KGB, and PremRad. 

From the steps of the Urals to the windswept tundra of Siberia, this is Pravda AM aka The Truth AM with host and President, Art Bell.  For Cossacks east of the Urals call blah, blah, blah.  West of the Urals, call blah, blah, blah.

Me: get out the Google Earth and see if I am east or west of the Urals.

[ks3484]

ART,

I think it's worth the trouble to see if your broadcasting contract disallows you from broadcasting from a "Sovereign" Indian Nation  into the USA, or it's Territories . 

My guess is that it probably doesn't cover broadcasting from another nation.

In any event, let your listeners know how much it will take for you to get out of your ND contract with  Premier (amicably).  Set up an account that your fans can send their funds to.

[HotDogSmuggler]

ART,

I think it's worth the trouble to see if your broadcasting contract disallows you from broadcasting from a "Sovereign" Indian Nation  into the USA, or it's Territories . 

My guess is that it probably doesn't cover broadcasting from another nation.

In any event, let your listeners know how much it will take for you to get out of your ND contract with  Premier (amicably).  Set up an account that your fans can send their funds to.

I'm 100% behind the idea of Art setting up an account to refund the fans who invested into SiriusXM solely to hear him who were sorely disappointed. Valid reasons for quitting or not they were the ones left holding the bag like WTF. Can't wait to hear him on the air again but I certainly think this is a bit of a stretch after all was said and done. I already had SiriusXM myself so I'm not personally out but I can't say the same for a few of my family members who heard about it and jumped in out of their own pockets and are still wondering WTH.

[eeieeyeoh]

Art doesn't have to worry about the non compete as long as he broadcasts in a native american headdress.

Probably hell will freeze over before Art dances to someone else's drum regarding politics and religion. IMO, it was his ability to avoid those topics that made him so good in the earlier years. Probably Mel's poles wouldn't have been nearly as interesting. However I could talk about audio till long after the cows came home, slept in the barn, and went back out to the pasture in morning. There's a whole other universe scientifically explainable contained therein.

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

Art should beam his broadcasts into space so only the aliens can hear them.

[eeieeyeoh]

Art should beam his broadcasts into space so only the aliens can hear them.

But the dual citizenship Israeli National/American lawyers would hear it and have leverage to pry with for the claimed 1.5 yrs. Probably not long after I realized that something has to be divided to conquer I took apart a complex thing to figure it out and somehow got it back together again so it worked fairly better again. In Kindergarten, I was picking strawberries in a farmer's field w/Mom in early morning for their produce stand.

[munbeam666]

Art should beam his broadcasts into space so only the aliens can hear them.

The question is, would that violate Art's NC?

[aldousburbank]

The question is, would that violate Art's NC? The Prime Directive?

[FortRock]

SCORPION ARMY NEWSROOM BULLETIN:

I'VE RECIEVED A NEWS TIP THAT THE "ART BELL NON-COMPETE CLAUSE" IS UNDER INVESTIGATION BY THE STAFF OF US SENATE MAJORITY LEADER HARRY REID OF NEVADA. THIS INVESTIGATION IS TO SEEK TO DECLARE THE NON-COMPETE "FRAUDULANT ACTIVITY" DUE TO THE POOR TECHNICAL TRANSMISSION CONDITIONS CREATED BY SIRIUS RADIO ON "DARK MATTER RADIO"! REMEMBER ART BELL HAD SENATOR REID ON HIS SHOW TO TALK ABOUT HIS WORK AS LITIGANT AND ATTORNEY FOR THE SOUTHERN UTAH / EASTERN NEVADA NUCLEAR DOWNWINDERS. SENATOR REID IS AN ART BELL FRIEND!

[The General]

SCORPION ARMY NEWSROOM BULLETIN:

I'VE RECIEVED A NEWS TIP THAT THE "ART BELL NON-COMPETE CLAUSE" IS UNDER INVESTIGATION BY THE STAFF OF US SENATE MAJORITY LEADER HARRY REID OF NEVADA. THIS INVESTIGATION IS TO SEEK TO DECLARE THE NON-COMPETE "FRAUDULANT ACTIVITY" DUE TO THE POOR TECHNICAL TRANSMISSION CONDITIONS CREATED BY SIRIUS RADIO ON "DARK MATTER RADIO"! REMEMBER ART BELL HAD SENATOR REID ON HIS SHOW TO TALK ABOUT HIS WORK AS LITIGANT AND ATTORNEY FOR THE SOUTHERN UTAH / EASTERN NEVADA NUCLEAR DOWNWINDERS. SENATOR REID IS AN ART BELL FRIEND!

I'm starting to doubt the veracity of your sources.

[b_dubb]

Portland ... Nevada ... all your sources are from the High Bravo Sierras. Some of you have officially gone I insane

[Bart Ell]

SENATOR REID IS AN ART BELL FRIEND!

YOU HAVE EXPOSED YOURSELF!!! YOU, ERNEST COOPER, HAVE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME FOR TOO MANY YEARS! THE INNOCENT SOLDIERS FROM THE KINGDOM OF NYE HAVE HAD THEIR CONCERNS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR TRAVELLING BAND OF MAGNET SALESMEN / LEFT HAND OF SATANISTS. YOUR MISINFORMATION CAMPAIGN ENDS NOW, ERNEST! YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED AND ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION FROM YOU SHALL BE DEEMED DANGEROUS TO THE BELL COMMUNITY AND STRICKEN FROM THE MOON RECORD KEPT THEREOF.

[nooryisawesome]

YOU HAVE EXPOSED YOURSELF!!! YOU, ERNEST COOPER, HAVE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME FOR TOO MANY YEARS! THE INNOCENT SOLDIERS FROM THE KINGDOM OF NYE HAVE HAD THEIR CONCERNS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR TRAVELLING BAND OF MAGNET SALESMEN / LEFT HAND OF SATANISTS. YOUR MISINFORMATION CAMPAIGN ENDS NOW, ERNEST! YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED AND ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION FROM YOU SHALL BE DEEMED DANGEROUS TO THE BELL COMMUNITY AND STRICKEN FROM THE MOON RECORD KEPT THEREOF.

Maybe fortrock is gnoory. Sort of makes sense. Facts are always wrong, spreads disinformation, etc.

[Uncle Duke]

Maybe fortrock is gnoory. Sort of makes sense. Facts are always wrong, spreads disinformation, etc.

On the upside, he's now stalking a US Senator as opposed to a little girl.

[munbeam666]

SCORPION ARMY NEWSROOM BULLETIN:

I'VE RECIEVED A NEWS TIP THAT THE "ART BELL NON-COMPETE CLAUSE" IS UNDER INVESTIGATION BY THE STAFF OF US SENATE MAJORITY LEADER HARRY REID OF NEVADA. THIS INVESTIGATION IS TO SEEK TO DECLARE THE NON-COMPETE "FRAUDULANT ACTIVITY" DUE TO THE POOR TECHNICAL TRANSMISSION CONDITIONS CREATED BY SIRIUS RADIO ON "DARK MATTER RADIO"! REMEMBER ART BELL HAD SENATOR REID ON HIS SHOW TO TALK ABOUT HIS WORK AS LITIGANT AND ATTORNEY FOR THE SOUTHERN UTAH / EASTERN NEVADA NUCLEAR DOWNWINDERS. SENATOR REID IS AN ART BELL FRIEND!

I think that Harry has a lot more on his plate to deal with at this time than Art's NC/Serius issues

[nooryisawesome]

I think that Harry has a lot more on his plate to deal with at this time than Art's NC/Serius issues

Uhh No.

Art Bell's NC should be Harry Reids #1 priority.

[wr250]

Uhh No.

Art Bell's NC should be Harry Reids #1 priority.

and keep reid from drawing up more dumb laws