Art would you be available to start tomorrow???

[ks3484]

Art!

If we, (your cosmic and interstellar brothers and sisters) <--- a little Richard Hoaglandish - sorry - were able to resurrect the Art Bell Chat Clubs; and raise the funds neccesary to pay for all venue costs, food etc... would you consider having live discussions  - a.k.a. -   "Chats" at what would become known as the Art Bell Chat Clubs circuit?

take care,
Kenn from CO

[paladin1991]

Pizza rolls.  You have to serve pizza rolls.  and run a webcast of ppl fm around the world scarfing them down and sending the video in email attachments to Snorry.

Then maybe I'm in.

[ks3484]

Here is a fairly simple (one page) Non-Compete Contract - http://www.printablecontracts.com/No_Compete_Contract.php


Here is a link to a 3 page Non-Compete Contract. Businesses  that use them most certainly have contracts with 3 or more pages and a lot of convoluted whereas and what fors. - - NonCompete.RocketLawyer.com

Art's contract most certainly forbids him from engaging in any type of radio or television broadcasting for a period of time (2 years). That is why I suggest a "Live" Chat Club forum. They can't forbid Art from engaging in a non broadcasting "Freedom of Speech" forum.

Non-Compete Contract

{Name} agrees that, during the term of {emplyoment, relationship, etc.} he/she will not engage in competing business in the industry of {type of industry}, or with any other business that can in any way be deemed a competitor of {Company Name}, during {employment, relationship, etc.}, and for a period of {number} year(s) after termination of {employment, relationship, etc.}.

Specifically, {Name} may not, directly or indirectly, own, lease, control, operate, participate in, manage, provide services for, consult with, advise, or permit his/her name to be used by any business that competes with {Company Name} in any way.

For the purposes of this contract, a “competitor” or “competing business” is defined as one that operates, in any capacity, in the {type of industry} industry, within a {number} mile radius of {Company Name}.


Signed this {date} day of {month}, {year}.



___________________________                  ____________________________
Name                     Signature



___________________________                  ____________________________
Company Representative Name                     Company Representative Signature



Notary Seal and Signature:

[Dennis60]

As a Medical Professional, I had a 2 year NC contract. However, I wonder if Nevada is a "Right to Work State"? Tennessee is, and I got out of it because of that reason. Something to ponder Art.

[Jackstar]

Art is also bound by an NDC, which he mentioned clearly, and which no one else seems to have paid much mind to.

Back in the day, The Company would just cut ones' tongue out. Seems more humane than modern day, frankly.

[b_dubb]

Art's response:

"Right after you part my matted butt hair with your tongue"

Kind regards,

AB

[JethroGibbs]

As a Medical Professional, I had a 2 year NC contract. However, I wonder if Nevada is a "Right to Work State"? Tennessee is, and I got out of it because of that reason. Something to ponder Art.

I once owned a business in Arkansas. I had all employees sign non-compete contracts. My attorney said NC contracts were almost always unenforceable.

Laws have changed since than. It may be different now.

[ksm32]

Oh I'm sure Art will jump right on this. just what he's been waiting for. HEY ART! what are your thoughts on carting your young child and wife around the country so you can talk to a bunch of losers who long for the good ole days.

Your kidding right?

[bigchucka]

Art!

If we, (your cosmic and interstellar brothers and sisters) <--- a little Richard Hoaglandish - sorry - were able to resurrect the Art Bell Chat Clubs; and raise the funds neccesary to pay for all venue costs, food etc... would you consider having live discussions  - a.k.a. -   "Chats" at what would become known as the Art Bell Chat Clubs circuit?

take care,
Kenn from CO

Just listened to an old show.  Apparently, if you get a cruise ship and a couple of other interesting guests, he might bite...

[GuerrillaUnReal]

During the question and answer session I'm totally walking up to the mic blasting my pocket radio so Art has to tell me repeatedly to turn my radio down. 

[Yorkshire pud]

During the question and answer session I'm totally walking up to the mic blasting my pocket radio so Art has to tell me repeatedly to turn my radio down. 

Totally? What about just some of you? For instance just your legs and a kidney?

[Dasein]

Art's response:

"Right after you part my matted butt hair with your tongue"

Kind regards,

AB

You would be surprised by the number of people who might oblige.

[Yorkshire pud]

You would be surprised by the number of people who might oblige.

And some would go back for seconds.

[Dasein]

And some would go back for seconds.

...or minutes.

[Dasein]

Art's response:

"Right after you part my matted butt hair with your tongue"

Kind regards,

AB

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[jazmunda]

I wasn't aware that you could purchase toilet paper with shit stains already on them.

[cweb]

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"Quilted Noory: The only toilet paper that never goes against the grain."

[paladin1991]

I wasn't aware that you could purchase toilet paper with shit stains already on them.

Just blew late night coffee all over my screen. 

Jazz!  They told me you was dead.  then they told me you was banned.  Then someone wanted you canned.  (canned, as in for eating, not canned as in fired)

[slippingaway]

  Jazz, that's probably the funniest thing I've read in 2014 thus far!

[dudefromtherock]

Funny stuff guys!

[FortRock]

As a Medical Professional, I had a 2 year NC contract. However, I wonder if Nevada is a "Right to Work State"? Tennessee is, and I got out of it because of that reason. Something to ponder Art.

THE SCORPION ARMY AND ART KNOWS THIS OPTION, IS ANYONE MONITORING THE OPERATIONS OF KDWN-AM 720KHZ IN LAS VEGAS? REMEMBER THAT A BROADCAST NETWORK BASED IN A "RIGHT TO WORK STATE" WOULD NOT BE REGULATED UNDER THE "NON-COMPETE"! WITH THE WORLD CONDITION RIGHT NOW; RUSSIA AND THE UKRAINE, ISRAEL AND IRAN, THE USA AND CHINA, ART IS WORKING RIGHT NOW ON A NEW NETWORK BASED ON NEVADA STATE LAW, AND NOT REGULATABLE UNDER FEDERAL LAW! ART BECOMES A LEGAL PIRATE. REMEMBER WHAT ART SAID ABOUT MONITORING THE 8MHZ SHORTWAVE BAND? STILL POSSIBLE! ART'S ENDORSEMENT OF OBAMA IN 2008 AND 2012 WILL QUIET ANY FEDERAL ROGUE ACTION!

DENNIS, WELCOME TO THE POSITION OF SURGEON GENERAL OF THE SCORPION ARMY!

[Bart Ell]

ART BELL HAS BEEN SECRETLY WORKING ON A FREQUENCY UNHEARD YET BY HUMAN EARS. WE WILL ALL HAVE ACCESS TO THIS UNHEARD FREQUENCY ONCE THE DEAL IS DONE WITH C. CRANE FOR A NEW DOG FREQUENCY RADIO. ONCE HE IS DONE WITH HIS CREAM CHEESE HE WILL SEND SMOKE SIGNALS OUT OF LOWER PAHRUMP AND CLEAR TO AREA 51 VIA A CONDUIT OF HIBERNATING BUTTERFLIES.

[jazmunda]

ART BELL HAS BEEN SECRETLY WORKING ON A FREQUENCY UNHEARD YET BY HUMAN EARS. WE WILL ALL HAVE ACCESS TO THIS UNHEARD FREQUENCY ONCE THE DEAL IS DONE WITH C. CRANE FOR A NEW DOG FREQUENCY RADIO. ONCE HE IS DONE WITH HIS CREAM CHEESE HE WILL SEND SMOKE SIGNALS OUT OF LOWER PAHRUMP AND CLEAR TO AREA 51 VIA A CONDUIT OF HIBERNATING BUTTERFLIES.

I wonder if they will manufacture some kind of converter that we can wear so that us mere humans can hear the show or if we will be required to undergo surgery in order to listen. Will the surgery be subscription based and what will the price of entry be? Keep us posted Fort Rock. I may even jump the gun and book myself in for the operation. Your track record is exemplary and I cannot foresee there being any problems. See you on the other side.

[Bart Ell]

I wonder if they will manufacture some kind of converter that we can wear so that us mere humans can hear the show or if we will be required to undergo surgery in order to listen. Will the surgery be subscription based and what will the price of entry be? Keep us posted Fort Rock. I may even jump the gun and book myself in for the operation. Your track record is exemplary and I cannot foresee there being any problems. See you on the other side.

YOUR READING COMPREHENSION HAS BEEN DISTORTED FROM BEING IN CLOSE PROXIMITY TO BROADCASTS OF A NOORYIAN NATURE. THIS NEW ART BELL BROADCAST SHOW, TO BE TITLED "BEYOND THE DESERT AND INTO THE JASMINE IN MY MIND" CAN BE HEARD USING THE NEW C. CRANE RADIO (THE K9R) THAT IS READY TO GO INTO PRODUCTION. NO OPERATION OR SUBSCRIPTION WILL BE REQUIRED, OR EVEN EXPECTED. THERE IS NO TRUTH TO WHITLEY STRIEBER WORKING ON AN INSERTABLE MODEL FOR THIS NEW K9R.

THE NON COMPETE CLAUSE HAS BEEN OVERTURNED AS THE QUART (RADIO COURT) HAS AGREED WITH THE COUNCIL OF MR. BELL THAT HE HAS NO COMPETITION. THIS WAS PROVEN WITH ONE C60 AUDIO CASSETTE FEATURING MR NOORY.

[The General]

Does Bart imitate life, or does life imitate Bart?

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

Does Bart imitate life, or does life imitate Bart?

We're all just butterflies dreaming of God.

[wr250]

dear bart ell,
please tell us what drugs you are on ,so we can avoid those.
thanks,
wr250

[ge30542]

If Art starts a brand new network in NV, he'll surely need to stop by the JBW C2M store & get a couple Geiger counters, a radio frequency detector & some tin-foil helmets. Does Wells sell tin-foil helmets small enough for Art's child?

[wr250]

If Art starts a brand new network in NV, he'll surely need to stop by the JBW C2M store & get a couple Geiger counters, a radio frequency detector & some tin-foil helmets. Does Wells sell tin-foil helmets small enough for Art's child?

id bet art has a geiger counter, i know he has a RF detector (hes a ham after all) , and being something of an antenna  expert , probably can fabricate the foil helmets. although he would probably use gold foil as opposed to tin.

[steelbot]

Curious thing about that whole pirate radio thing....

Couldn't he go to another country?  And offer his show that way, much like he did when he moved to the Philippines?  Since he's not competing in a market that Sirius is (outside the US and the entire north/south american hemispheres?  - we'd get it, cause someone would stream it for us lol, but he's not competing at all in that market then.  He could do anything a 1 time a week show where he answers email for all i care.