3 Items That Will Freak Out A Late Night Cashier

[jazmunda]

The genius that is aldousburbank introduced the GabCasters and their audience to a fantastic game called, "3 Items that Will Freak Out a Late Night Cashier".

Please post your best.

Pictures will make the exercise that much more enjoyable.

Go.

[bateman]

The genius that is aldousburbank introduced the GabCasters and their audience to a fantastic game called, "3 Items that Will Freak Out a Late Night Cashier".

Please post your best.

Pictures will make the exercise that much more enjoyable.

Go.

Replace 50 Shades of Grey with a Berenstein Bears book.

[jazmunda]

Replace 50 Shades of Grey with a Berenstein Bears book.

I like your thinking. Will this one suffice?

[steelbot]

Breath Mints, A tire Pump, Tub of Crisco...are we supposed to be making shit up or real things we've bought? 

[bateman]

I like your thinking. Will this one suffice?

Rookie.

[jazmunda]

Breath Mints, A tire Pump, Tub of Crisco...are we supposed to be making shit up or real things we've bought? 

Making it up is best for most people unless you're Casio and then you may post your shopping list.

[PB the Deplorable]

A roll of duct tape, a cleaver, and a kid's toy badge

[paladin1991]

Duct tape, sack of lime and a shovel.

[steelbot]

10 lbs of Lye, 15 foot of Rope, and a Pooper Scooper -
added bonus items
*** Map of the Stars, Gummy Bears, Q-Tips

[PB the Deplorable]

A mouse trap, a bag of barbeque briquettes, and a bottle of catsup

[PB the Deplorable]

Mustache wax, a bottle of turmeric, and a bag of frozen Pizza Rolls

[steelbot]

Mustache wax, a bottle of turmeric, and a bag of frozen Pizza Rolls

That's just "the usual Mr. Nooray?"

[Dateline]

A bird's nest, a 132 ounce slurpee and a Large Bag of Doritos for two.

[area51drone]

That's just "the usual Mr. Nooray?"

[jazmunda]

1 Gallon bottle of lube, 1 pregnancy test, 1 morning after pill.

[George Drooly]

[aldousburbank]

Finally, a thinking man's thread.
My dear daughter must have been listening to our online game because she sent me this last night-
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[wr250]

shotgun, shotgun shells and a ski mask

[aldousburbank]

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[b_dubb]

shovel

bag of lime

lawn darts

[aldousburbank]

Two item extra points EmEffers!
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[gbneely]

[aldousburbank]

Heh
Ok, one more and then I get back to work. Happy gaming!
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[jazmunda]

Brilliant suggestions guys. Made my morning glorious.

[aldousburbank]

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[jazmunda]

[eddie dean]

Finally, a thinking man's thread.
My dear daughter must have been listening to our online game because she sent me this last night-
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hangers+preg test+mop= LMFAO!

she is indeed related to you ab!
your funny gene has been passed down to your girl!

[eddie dean]

 gerbil+electric razor +industrial lighting

[coaster]

If a cashier worked at a store that sold things like gerbils, handcuffs, assless spandex and dildos, I don't think anything would shock him.

[aldousburbank]

gerbil+electric razor +industrial lighting

Nice one eddie. Extra point for Gerbil insertion.
Back at ya!
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