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Ideas Noory can't understand

Started by Juan Cena, January 23, 2014, 12:49:05 AM

Juan Cena

I wasn't shocked to discover during tonight's show with Dave Talbott and physicist Wallace Thornhill that Snoory didn't understand the Big Bang Theory. After all, if Snoory can't understand that if you put a pizza roll in your mouth when it's right out of the microwave, it might be hot enough to burn your mouth, how is he going to understand higher concepts like the Big Bang?

Heck, he probably doesn't understand the Big Bang Theory show, either!

What other things and ideas do you think Snoory might not be able to understand?


How to be a host on an international radio show

Though why would a huge corporation willingly give the power of the national stage to someone that could not be 100% controlled at all times... They needed a simpleton that would lack all ambition other than to get a raise from their current employer.... Someone who isn't a wild card... And they found him

ItsOver

The following is what Jorch DOES understand:


saucerlike

That's why you couldn't pay me to listen to Jorch.  Actually I take that back, if you paid me in hallucinogens...

ZHero

George doesn't understand; When he is not wanted anymore.
George DOES understand;
HOW TO RUN A GREAT RADIO SHOW INTO THE GROUND!!!

46blitz

Quote from: Juan Cena on January 23, 2014, 12:49:05 AM
I wasn't shocked to discover during tonight's show with Dave Talbott and physicist Wallace Thornhill that Snoory didn't understand the Big Bang Theory. After all, if Snoory can't understand that if you put a pizza roll in your mouth when it's right out of the microwave, it might be hot enough to burn your mouth, how is he going to understand higher concepts like the Big Bang?

Heck, he probably doesn't understand the Big Bang Theory show, either!

What other things and ideas do you think Snoory might not be able to understand?

Who puts them in the microwave anyway. Yuck.

ItsOver

Quote from: 46blitz on January 27, 2014, 12:27:57 PM
Who puts them in the microwave anyway. Yuck.

What it looks like if Jorch tries to use an oven.




karios8

Guest: ...and it's called the Big Bang Theory.

Jorch: And they made it into a TV show on one of the networks.  Did you know I have a TV show on Gaiam? 

nooropathy

Interrupting the person at the other end of the conversation in mid-sentence usually confuses them to such a degree that it takes away from the flow of the interview--pretty much all the time. 

Did you ever notice a guest doing that to George? 

wr250

Quote from: nooropathy on February 05, 2014, 02:58:58 PM
Interrupting the person at the other end of the conversation in mid-sentence usually confuses them to such a degree that it takes away from the flow of the interview--pretty much all the time. 

Did you ever notice a guest doing that to George?

this is Ideas Noory can't understand not ideas Noory can understand.

Gassy Man

He once asked if asteroids had gravity. 


George Drooly

Quote from: Gassy Man on February 05, 2014, 05:12:45 PM
He once asked if asteroids had gravity.

Considering his history of malapropisms, he might have meant to say "hemorrhoids"

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