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[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Maybe there's a Holy Rule you can only have one at a time or some Eternal Balance will be off. Or maybe he just thought we were a bunch of 14 year old dumbasses.

It's like the bible was written by the racist, sexist, homophobic, violent and sexually-frustrated nabobs of the age instead of a loving, morally-superior god.  Strange, that.

[West of the Rockies]

Oh, I DO have a story to share... When my late father was about ten, he and some siblings were playing with the Ouija and asked the name of the woman my father would marry.  It spelled out "Geraldine" and everyone had a good laugh as that was the name of his twin sister.  Yeasts later he met and married the girl of his dreams, my late mother.

(Inser long Paul Harvey pause here...)

My mother's name?  Geraldine....


(and NOT his sister).

[onan]

It's like the bible was written by the racist, sexist, homophobic, violent and sexually-frustrated nabobs of the age instead of a loving, morally-superior god.  Strange, that.

There does seem to be a bit of that for such a loving god, huh?