Why do canadians "taste" better?

[georgesucks]

Do Canadians really taste better then the Americans or the Russians? Ian commented on it in his old intro. A user in this forum is "tastycanadian". Is it because of the health care or the diet or is it in the genes?

[Sambo]

I dated a Russian woman and she tasted like cooked cabbage. Well that was over quick.

[jazmunda]

Surely Aussies are the tastiest.

[ItsOver]

It's all that maple syrup, Tim Horton's doughnuts, and Molsons.  You betcha, mighty tasty,eh.

[Juan]

And Kraft dinners.

[georgesucks]

So its the food that make the Canadians taste better. Thanks.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Canada is less densely populated, and therefore the Canadians are tastier because they have more room to roam about-similar to "free-range chickens."

[ItsOver]

So its the food that make the Canadians taste better. Thanks.

You betcha.  Speaking of chickens,  I remember as a child eating fried chicken from my uncle's farm.  He'd feed his chickens destined for the dining table a special feed which I believe was primarily ground sweet corn he'd grown on his farm.  Oh, lordy, I've never had such sweet, fresh tasty fried chicken since those days.  KFC tastes like fried cardboard, by comparison.

It's all in the feed.  You are what you eat.  I'll bet even Jorch knows that. 

[georgesucks]

MMM, I was thinking, maybe when the "aliens" come to eat the humans on this planet, the Americans will be the last ones to be eaten. Everyone knows that "we" eat junk food so that is why many of us are overweight, so we taste like crap then. If we taste like crap, then we will have time to fight the aliens then.

[ItsOver]

Can you imagine what a So Cal Valley Girl must taste like?    Now some of those Texans feeding on BBQ, not that damn Tex Mex, might be downright tasty.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

MMM, I was thinking, maybe when the "aliens" come to eat the humans on this planet, the Americans will be the last ones to be eaten. Everyone knows that "we" eat junk food so that is why many of us are overweight, so we taste like crap then. If we taste like crap, then we will have time to fight the aliens then.

"Gork, you are not leaving this table until you eat your Chinese people!"

Wow this is a silly conversation.

[tastycanadian]

Do Canadians really taste better then the Americans or the Russians? Ian commented on it in his old intro. A user in this forum is "tastycanadian". Is it because of the health care or the diet or is it in the genes?

Since our gene pool is VASTLY superior it leads to us being tastier.

[tastycanadian]

Surely Aussies are the tastiest.

Aussies are just upside down Canadians, so no.

[georgesucks]

"Gork, you are not leaving this table until you eat your Chinese people!"

Wow this is a silly conversation.

Well, Mind Flayer Monk, it may be a silly conversation but some times a silly conversation between some heavy topics is what the doctor order.

[coaster]

Cold weather keeps their meat fresh and if marinated in a mixture of syrup and beer, it is quite good.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Cold weather keeps their meat fresh and if marinated in a mixture of syrup and beer, it is quite good.

Syrup, LaBatt's Blue and fed on 100% pure and fresh cheese curds poutine. Oh my, no wonder our free range brothers and sisters up north are so tasty.

[aldousburbank]

I dunno, you guys must not be eating the same Canadians I've sampled cuz I thought them on the bland side, with a tofu like consistency. To each his own ay?

[georgesucks]

I dunno, you guys must not be eating the same Canadians I've sampled cuz I thought them on the bland side, with a tofu like consistency. To each his own ay?

Are you eating East Coast or West Coast canadians Aldousburbank??

[ksm32]

We taste better because we're marinated in olive oil for nine months and we got the farthest in on D day. Aldous must have performed oral on a premature Canadian.

EHH*

PS: I had a few woman taste me after this performance thank you very much. www.meatmonsterkills.com

[steelbot]

I dunno, you guys must not be eating the same Canadians I've sampled cuz I thought them on the bland side, with a tofu like consistency. To each his own ay?

Kinda like their bacon too 

[onan]

Kinda like their bacon too 

Canadian bacon needs to be eaten while warm, or more preferably, hot. Whereas "real" bacon is good at any temperature.

[ksm32]

Kinda like their bacon too 

Yeah thanks for the hot tip Quincy. Canadian bacon is most often horrible as it is very lean and void of moisture. The shit we sell you guys is even worse.

[zeebo]

Canadian bacon needs to be eaten while warm, or more preferably, hot. Whereas "real" bacon is good at any temperature.

All this talk of bacon has me hungry, which, in American English, is roughly translated as "need bacon".

[jazmunda]

All this talk of bacon has me hungry, which, in American English, is roughly translated as "need bacon".

I'll see your puny American bacon and raise you a slice of Australian bacon.

http://youtu.be/IWIj703AA_g

Bwahahahahahahaha.

[UnscreenedCaller]

I come in peace. Sorry my fellow Americans, but English bacon has it all over our paltry offerings.  I've never sampled Australian bacon for a comparison, alas. We must do something about this immediately. We are losing the war on bacon. Also, our tea sucks big time.

[FightTheFuture]

I have a Canadian friend, on whom I frequently dine, and I  attribute her deliciousness to a strict vegetarian diet.

[wr250]

I have a Canadian friend, on whom I frequently dine, and I  attribute her deliciousness to a strict vegetarian diet.

is real maple syrup a vegetable?

[BobGrau]

I come in peace. Sorry my fellow Americans, but English bacon has it all over our paltry offerings.  I've never sampled Australian bacon for a comparison, alas. We must do something about this immediately. We are losing the war on bacon. Also, our tea sucks big time.

Actually, we get our bacon from Denmark.

[aldousburbank]

is real maple syrup a vegetable?

Actually real maple syrup is a drug.

[FightTheFuture]

is real maple syrup a vegetable?

Well, it doesn`t originate in a varmit, so we`re all okie-dokie with it.