Why do canadians "taste" better?

[wr250]

Americans, please don't vomit up (deport) Beiber now that he's been busted in Miami.  You made him rich and famous, you need to keep him!!

you have epicmealtime back, be happy

[Yorkshire pud]

Point of etiquette: we've had 11" of snow so far, and will have much, much more. In case the supermarkets run out of food, when is it socially acceptable to begin cannibalizing my tasty Canadian neighbors? With the exception of Justin Bieber, of course. I have no desire to hack up a hair ball.

...or his shades and baseball cap. Choking hazard. His father needs a good slap.

[UnscreenedCaller]

His father needs a good slap.

If anyone ever needed a good slap, it's him and I'd add Mr and Mrs Lohan for good measure.

[ksm32]

Point of etiquette: we've had 11" of snow so far, and will have much, much more. In case the supermarkets run out of food, when is it socially acceptable to begin cannibalizing my tasty Canadian neighbors? With the exception of Justin Bieber, of course. I have no desire to hack up a hair ball.

OK, you wanna know the truth about our lil Beaver kid?.. we were kinda hoping you guys would slowly destroy him but he's doing just fine with that on his own.  Jimmy Kimmel "Hey Canada! Time to pick him up!"  LMAO.

PS: Neil Young is only out on loan. Although he's in Alberta most of the time.

[eeieeyeoh]

Probably because they're better refrigerated during winter, thus more healthy, hardy, and hearty.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Canadian knock-knock joke:

"Knock-knock"

"Who's there?"

"Sorry"

"No, I'm sorry"

"No, I'm sorry"

[eeieeyeoh]

Canadian knock-knock joke:

"Knock-knock"

"Who's there?"

"Sorry"

"No, I'm sorry"

"No, I'm sorry"

You forgot the ending, aka moral: The knocker was stupid because it also woke up the grizzly bear also sleeping behind the door.

[georgesucks]

Do the Canadians taste better because they love Art Bell as the host of Coast to Coast am??

[georgesucks]

Do the Canadians taste better because they love Art Bell as the host of Coast to Coast am??

And they know that George Noory sucks as a talk show host and as a human too??

[b_dubb]

Bieber is Canadian.  Not particularly tasty as he is a turd of unmitigated shitty-ness.

[georgesucks]

Bieber is Canadian.  Not particularly tasty as he is a turd of unmitigated shitty-ness.

Bieber maybe a Canadian but he has most if not all of the crappy canadians genes.

[eeieeyeoh]

Although I had no clue at the time, some Canadian Lady told me that Canadian Men had better tongues. I thought it meant that they could also speak French. Whatever way it helped, thanks Art so I don't have to learn CW.

[ksm32]

Although I had no clue at the time, some Canadian Lady told me that Canadian Men had better tongues. I thought it meant that they could also speak French. Whatever way it helped, thanks Art so I don't have to learn CW.

May I assume you have a Vagina?

[eeieeyeoh]

May I assume you have a Vagina?

No. Vulva neither.

This may sound really strange, but may help somebody. In the middle of doing a complete body-off restoration of my first car at my Parents house as a minor (mostly solo), one night my eye kept watering up while sleeping which made sleep difficult w/added pain. At the breakfast table w/Mom and Dad I mentioned it, didn't know what caused it, so after breakfast, my Dad held me by the arm while we both were standing and told me to open my eyes and tilt my head upwards. I had no idea what that was about, but trusted my Dad who proceeded to stick his tongue right on my eyeball that was causing me grief. Somehow he determined I had a foreign object in my eye I couldn't see in mirror, took me to eye Doctor that removed it, and learned something about the skills of people truthful. I guess good ol' memories never die either.

[ksm32]

No. Vulva neither.

Dad who proceeded to stick his tongue right on my eyeball that was causing me grief.

OH YEAH? I built a tree house when I was Seven.

[phrodo]

Canadians taste better because of the cold.... everybody knows refrigerated meat is fresher.