Merry Christmas Bell Gabbers

[fromwomewhere outthere]

I hope all of you have a great Christmas and maybe Art will have another surprise for us after the first of the year.

[jazmunda]

I hope all of you have a great Christmas and maybe Art will have another surprise for us after the first of the year.

Merry Christmas.

I would love that present but we're more likely to find coal in our vicious but vaguely lovable stockings.

[munbeam666]

I hope all of you have a great Christmas and maybe Art will have another surprise for us after the first of the year.

Let's keep our fingers and toes crossed

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

Let's keep our fingers and toes crossed

Might be a good idea to cross our genitals as well.

[BobGrau]

When work colleagues wish me a Merry Xmas these days I reply with a hearty "yes indeed, hail satan!"

[aldousburbank]

When work colleagues wish me a Merry Xmas these days I reply with a hearty "yes indeed, hail satan!"

Why do you hate Santa?

[BobGrau]

Why do you hate Santa?

It all started with a shiny red bicycle...


Nah I just like to throw people's smugly superficial religious tolerance back at em in a form they're usually too dumb to catch.

[bateman]

Merry Christmas.

I would love that present but we're more likely to find coal in our vicious but vaguely lovable stockings.

Worse. George squatting over our stockings.

[nooryisawesome]

Merry Christmad to ALL.

[BobGrau]

Merry Christmad to ALL.

Whoops, that's what I meant to say before I got all distracted and cynical. PEACE ON EARTH HOMOS!

[jazmunda]

Worse. George squatting over our stockings.

Not for me. I'm a fecalpheliac.

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

Festive Kwanzaa~

[UnscreenedCaller]

Yuletide greetings, bitches.

(Still a little obsessed with Breaking Bad)

[WOTR]

I hope all of you have a great Christmas and maybe Art will have another surprise for us after the first of the year.

I just do not know... My source in Nevada says" Art will be back", my source in Portland says "muster the scorpion army!" and my source in Australia says we have seen the last of Art.

Well, Merry Christmas whatever the truth may be.

[jazmunda]

I just do not know... My source in Nevada says" Art will be back", my source in Portland says "muster the scorpion army!" and my source in Australia says we have seen the last of Art.

Well, Merry Christmas whatever the truth may be.

You can trust your Australian sauce. It's White Crow!

[bateman]

Not for me. I'm a fecalpheliac.

Hahahahahahahaha, what the fuck, jaz.

[georgesucks]

Merry Christmas my fellow gabbers.

[jazmunda]

Hahahahahahahaha, what the fuck, jaz.

I like to play with doo doo. Only my own though. I'm not a complete freak.

[BobGrau]

I like to play with doo doo. Only my own though. I'm not a complete freak.

Yes, if it's other peoples you take it seriously.

[jazmunda]

Yes, if it's other peoples you take it seriously.

Other people's shit is disgusting. At least I know where mine's been.

Merry friggin Christmas Bellgabbers.

[eddie dean]

I like to play with doo doo. Only my own though. I'm not a complete freak.

I agree,  that would be weird.
Remind me to never shake your hand, ever.

[bateman]

Only on BellGab does a Merry Christmas thread turn into talk about shit play.

[eddie dean]

Worse. George squatting over our stockings.

Better, if he pushed so hard it prolapsed his bowel.

[eddie dean]

Only on BellGab does a Merry Christmas thread turn into talk about shit play.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

[jazmunda]

Only on BellGab does a Merry Christmas thread turn into talk about shit play.

You started it with your vivid Noory Christmas toilet ritual imagery. My depraved mind just ran with it.

[jazmunda]

I agree,  that would be weird.
Remind me to never shake your hand, ever.

I usually wear gloves anyway. I'm not a savage. Also I only do the fist bump. Who knows where strangers hands have been.

[bateman]

You started it with your vivid Noory Christmas toilet ritual imagery. My depraved mind just ran with it.

Too much to drink. Can't be held responsible.

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

Only on BellGab does a Merry Christmas thread turn into talk about shit play.

Every member here is an NWO implant, sent to derail discussion with depravity and fetishism.   

[jazmunda]

Too much to drink. Can't be held responsible.

Tis the season. Have one for me. Your shout.

[aldousburbank]

Every member here is an NWO implant, sent to derail discussion with depravity and fetishism.

When do we get paid?