The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Meanwhile, he hasn't posted a video in days. I, for one, feel a Falkie-shaped hole in my life. All this smack talk over here is keeping his creative juices from flowing.

Shame shame shame on all of you.

Love and friendship,
Seraphim "THERE IS NO FIFI" 27

As sure as there is a Seraphim, there is a FiFi.

[jazmunda]

To think, we could be the ones who introduce Falkie to the world

The world is not ready yet.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Agreed. It wasn't the first or only time but that reveal made me question whether this could all just be performance art. In my heart of hearts I still hope this to be true and we are all the ones being trolled.

The awkward shuffle in the tight confines of the domicile still crack me up.

The bookshelf shuffle...classic!

[Lilith]

I think if it was just done right - in clips of his videos and FalkieLeaks, readings from his posts by people in front of their computers, it could actually become a cult classic, and Falkie would become a B celeb.

I envision the ''this is designed to make me money'' clip as the opening scene , then flashbacks to his mother bawling him out for being with Kathy, and him wanting a iPad while she lay dying, moving on to BellGab - with carefully selected walls 'o text, his own thread, the videos, and of course the reactions from other poster - friends and trolls. 

It would have to carefully follow a few of the best storylines (with random funny one liners interjected throughout) so it wouldn't just be a mess.

Ongoing themes of being trolled by Bart El, Little Chris, Drone.  The whole Noory saga, the Circle of Trust, catfished by the radio people, whatever the latest trolling event is at the time (heh), various scenes of his entitlement, scheming, defending, his penchant for brand names and trinkets, the cats...  As with BG, Kathy wouldn't be fully revealed right away, just alluded to for awhile, then slowly introduced to the audience.

God, that's so much already, yet so much is left out.

Falkie would have to agree for his likeness and IP to be used, yet he couldn't be allowed to have editorial control or approval.  He'd go for it though if offered a cut. I know someone who could probably talk to him, but he'd want a cut too...

It would be amazing, but even with all you describe, there is no way for any one person, not even George, to know all the "behind the scenes" activity, the real causes behind some of the effects.  Not just the causes for the way George reacts to people, that might actually the result of people feeding him misinformation, but the other end of it, where other people might be reacting to George based on false information they have been told behind the scenes.  If only all the inboxes and emails, the skypes and the phone calls could be magically revealed.

[jazmunda]

Meanwhile, he hasn't posted a video in days. I, for one, feel a Falkie-shaped hole in my life. All this smack talk over here is keeping his creative juices from flowing.

Shame shame shame on all of you.

Love and friendship,
Seraphim "THERE IS NO FIFI" 27

Only if Ed Dames says Fifi exists.

[(Sandman) Logan-5]

To think, we could be the ones who introduce Falkie to the world

They'd hang us all by the neck. 

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Are you sure there is nothing Falkie could do or say to patch things up? 

To be fair, things have not been going his way lately (Kathy, Noory, a lonely holiday season, no car, the catfishing radio company), and things could have just come to a head.  Everyone has rough patches when they really need their true friends to understand.

I don't know anyone who has had a rough patch for 64 years straight.   

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

Are you sure there is nothing Falkie could do or say to patch things up? 

To be fair, things have not been going his way lately (Kathy, Noory, a lonely holiday season, no car, the catfishing radio company), and things could have just come to a head.  Everyone has rough patches when they really need their true friends to understand.

He's had a rough patch, no doubt about it, but his behavior lately has been beyond the pale. If he wants to be added to our ranks once more, he must do a public apology video to be posted to his YouTube channel, pledging to never again question the Circle of Trust. Until such time, he has been given THE MARK and cast into the outer darkness for all eternity.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

They'd hang us all by the neck. 

The other day, my ten year old son told his mother (in a disgusted tone).  Dad's watching the Guy From Pittsburghâ,,¢ again.  I'm starting to get a lot of side eye over this stuff...I'll kick tomorrow. 

[Jackstar]

my ten year old son told his mother (in a disgusted tone).  Dad's watching the Guy From Pittsburghâ,,¢ again.

Your degenerate faggotry does not go unnoticed.

[Lilith]

He's had a rough patch, no doubt about it, but his behavior lately has been beyond the pale. If he wants to be added to our ranks once more, he must do a public apology video to be posted to his YouTube channel, pledging to never again question the Circle of Trust. Until such time, he has been given THE MARK and cast into the outer darkness for all eternity.

Well, Ok, but myself, and I'm sure maybe a few others, will be out there to try and catch him.

[PB the Deplorable]

He's had a rough patch, no doubt about it, but his behavior lately has been beyond the pale. If he wants to be added to our ranks once more, he must do a public apology video to be posted to his YouTube channel, pledging to never again question the Circle of Trust. Until such time, he has been given THE MARK and cast into the outer darkness for all eternity.

That's very reasonable.  I see Fifi's grace has been rubbing off.  I know she's been encouraging you to be more understanding - is she also inclined to see this as simply an unfortunate event and give him another chance?

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Jaqui,  are you actually quoting yourself nowadays?  WTF are you still doing up?  Don't you have to go to school in a few hours?

[Lilith]

That's very reasonable.  I see Fifi's grace has been rubbing off.  I know she's been encouraging you to be more understanding - is she also inclined to see this as simply an unfortunate event and give him another chance?

Well, I have heard it, from one of my most reliable sources, that FiFi's charming mother, is a wonderful Divorce Counselor.

[Lilith]

Jaqui,  are you actually quoting yourself nowadays?  WTF are you still doing up?  Don't you have to go to school in a few hours?

I'm worried about him. He's been doing that quite a bit lately.

[WOTR]

Agreed. It wasn't the first or only time but that reveal made me question whether this could all just be performance art. In my heart of hearts I still hope this to be true and we are all the ones being trolled.

Every now and then I get a glimpse of hope... I think that maybe it is all just one extended act of "performance art."  And then reality sinks in and I shake my head.

With the circle disbanding, maybe he will actually manage to fade from the internet and find his "real" life?

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

That's very reasonable.  I see Fifi's grace has been rubbing off.  I know she's been encouraging you to be more understanding - is she also inclined to see this as simply an unfortunate event and give him another chance?

Behind every good man there is a great woman, which is the case with Fifi and I. Truth be told, she is the one who is trying to broker a peace between the Circle of Trust (minus George) and the sundered Circle of old as I was still too 'in the moment' to be magnanimous after the countless insults and accusations thrown our way. It doesn't feel good to be suspected of insolence on a near-daily basis and have outrageous demands of proof be a requirement to continue on in friendship, interrogated about what charitable donations you've made to a man who sees them as a disrespectful gesture when not directed to his Paypal account instead, where no insult was intended. If there's a lesson in this, my former master should count his blessings and not concern himself with what others are given.

[starrmtn001]

Oh, I don't know. The grand high priest of Falkantology might get off on playing dress up once, or even twice a week, especially if he can procure those nifty vestments.

Excellent!  Damn, you're good.

[WOTR]

Meanwhile, he hasn't posted a video in days. I, for one, feel a Falkie-shaped hole in my life. All this smack talk over here is keeping his creative juices from flowing.

Shame shame shame on all of you.

Love and friendship,
Seraphim "THERE IS NO FIFI" 27

I was going to google fifi and find a picture of a poodle to paste here as proof that there is a fifi.  Instead, I ran across the "urban dictionary" definition and will post a small part of that here as proof.

"fifi is a latex glove wrapped by a small towell or sock inmates wrap the towell or sock. you can make your fifi tight to simulate a tight _____... insert some cream in the glove maybe some warm water..."

[Open Lines Gerry]

The first The Guy From Pittsburgh rant video posted in this thread, all the way back on page 2:


http://youtu.be/uKGZXpqLqX4

If you don't want to watch the whole thing, listen to the last minute or so about Art Bell, Keith Rowland, and the paranormal community.

I'd never seen this one, so I just learned that George has been a caller on Rush Limbaugh's show not once, but twice!

[PrairieGhost]

Cape Girardeau, I assume.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFbKKsEoQNg

[Happier Times are Coming]

hey, all
I am thinking maybe an appearance on a late night show might just be what the Falkie needs !
imagine, if you will, the stories George could tell...
he would become a national sensation over night !
entertainment at its finest !
damn, you just cannot make up a story like Falkie !
he would have the host rolling on the floor in laughter!
next stop...
The View !
imagine, if you will, Falkie doing verbal battle with Whoopie !
he would become a sensation, I tell you !

[SergeantMajor]

I was going to guess South Korea and you are watching Dramafeaver.

Ooo, if it is a Korean drama  What is the name? Love those things?

[MV/Liberace!]

I was thinking there had to be a cheaper way to accomplish this.  After a short time search, I found a computer tech out of Missouri who will do the same thing for $500.

[PB the Deplorable]

The Falkie thread is chock full of great stuff that would make interesting movie,t.v, book material.  I spoke to him about using his likeness in an illustrated story I am working on.  I told him I would even kick in some money.  He rejected it outright, said the Gabbers would see it as yet another thing to laugh at him over...

Falkie is a savvy show-me-the-money kind of person.  He's not interested in small change, he's looking for life changing money.  The kind of money a cheap to make indie film festival award winning cult classic could pull in over time in royalties.

This is no joke, done right it's a winner.

[PB the Deplorable]

Meanwhile, he hasn't posted a video in days. I, for one, feel a Falkie-shaped hole in my life. All this smack talk over here is keeping his creative juices from flowing.

Shame shame shame on all of you.

Love and friendship,
Seraphim "THERE IS NO FIFI" 27

FiFi would be quite surprised to hear that! 

[GravitySucks]

Falkie is a savvy show-me-the-money kind of person.  He's not interested in small change, he's looking for life changing money.  The kind of money a cheap to make indie film festival award winning cult classic could pull in over time in royalties.

This is no joke, done right it's a winner.

He could do a cameo as a security guard at the Food Max

[MV/Liberace!]

Charlatans!  Heresy, I say!

PRAISE MV and only MV!!!

Heh, heh.

SM "gets it."

[LadyFish]

He could do a cameo as a security guard at the Food Max

Or a homeless person pushing an old shopping cart on the sidewalk in front of the Food Max.

[bateman]

Who would play Sweet Kathy?