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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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Inside Man

Quote from: Chefist on November 22, 2016, 02:01:56 PM
Apparently, there has been some type of crisis with Senda and the COT + J. I wonder what happened? He still has not made a new video for C2C yet, due to this "crisis"...hmmmm

From what our sources have told us the Rhombus of Deceit [minus Justine] was able to deduce that Falkie was contacted via email from multiple "different" people all claiming to be from the same organization. These people played a long con on Falkie and had him believing that he was about to hit paydirt with a very lucrative new gig. The Rhombus has not been able to ascertain what the nature of this gig was but it is understood that Falkie 100% believed it to be real so much so that he had even formed intimate online relationships with at least two of the "individuals" that he was conversing with. There is even an embarrassing audio clip that the Rhombus is endeavoring to get it's hands on. There are also many embarrassing emails that we have been told will be released in the future.

The crisis that was referred to involves Falkie discovering the ruse and those behind it. It rocked his world when an errant email not meant for him appeared in his inbox exposing members of the Circle as being responsible.

More to come .....

Quote from: Laughing Gator on November 22, 2016, 10:06:42 AM
With Black Friday sales, Christmas trees, wreaths and eggnog we all have Falkie's annual Christmas Grift to look forward to.

The last good one involved cat food, raccoons and Sylvester the Cat bowls. I can hardly wait for the Rube Goldburg explanation of why he is in "Dire Straights" this Christmas Season and needs help from all of us "haters & trolls". 

It's a holiday tradition and just as you give a few bucks to your local homeless bum and the mailman, we all should give some pocket change to our beloved Senda Monster who gives us all so many laughs all year round.

Only if Falkie makes a post on BG. If he wants to cyber panhandle he needs to do it in person not have Drone donor for him.

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: nooryisawesome on November 22, 2016, 02:18:41 PM
Only if Falkie makes a post on BG. If he wants to cyber panhandle he needs to do it in person not have Drone donor for him.

falkie's password problem on this forum has been resolved, so there's nothing stopping him.

Quote from: mv on November 22, 2016, 02:36:25 PM
falkie's password problem on this forum has been resolved, so there's nothing stopping him.

let me guess the password you gave him to type in for logging in....  "owaHtagusiAmâ,,¢".  ;D

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Evil Twin Of Zen on November 22, 2016, 02:46:27 PM
let me guess the password you gave him to type in for logging in....  "owaHtagusiAmâ,,¢".  ;D

his new password is:  muhleakage123



Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Inside Man on November 22, 2016, 02:18:25 PM
From what our sources have told us the Rhombus of Deceit [minus Justine] was able to deduce that Falkie was contacted via email from multiple "different" people all claiming to be from the same organization. These people played a long con on Falkie and had him believing that he was about to hit paydirt with a very lucrative new gig. The Rhombus has not been able to ascertain what the nature of this gig was but it is understood that Falkie 100% believed it to be real so much so that he had even formed intimate online relationships with at least two of the "individuals" that he was conversing with. There is even an embarrassing audio clip that the Rhombus is endeavoring to get it's hands on. There are also many embarrassing emails that we have been told will be released in the future.

The crisis that was referred to involves Falkie discovering the ruse and those behind it. It rocked his world when an errant email not meant for him appeared in his inbox exposing members of the Circle as being responsible.

More to come .....

What? Ol Gerry/A51d/SWT aren't his friends after all?  Really? Who knew that crazy shit before now?

Catsmile

Password: ExplodingTurkeySquirtsLacedWith5GallonsOfChunkyMonkey

Yorkshire pud

Password: rawfrozenpoultrytastesbarf


whoozit

Password: poultrysicle.  It would also make a great new product in chicken, turkey, duck and goose flavors.



Password:  catboxscooper

Or wait, that might be MV's.  I get them mixed up sometimes.

paladin1991

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on November 21, 2016, 12:21:17 PM
You fuckin guys oughta know better than this by now.

NO ONE should feel sorry for Senda during the holidays.  This is the most wonderful time of the year for him...when people are feeling full of Christmas cheer, and are a bit more kindly and GENEROUS.  That's why this Jew celebrates Christmas so enthusiastically.  These no beggar potential in Hanukkah, it seems. 

Remember back when he "lost" his rent money order during the last week of every December?  Goodness, without emergency donations, poor Falkie would be out on the street!  We can't have that, surely.  And so you suckers would line up and "loan" him money for his "lost" rent money order.

This year is set up perfectly for him for the sympathy factor.  He's all alone...poor lil fella...no family, no friends, no hirsute cell mates to bone him up the ass.  And remember, he's elderly and disabled!  And in poor health!  And he has a bad tooth!  Excuse me, I just get choked up thinking about his suffering during the holidays.

Won't you make that call?  Dig deep and throw away your money on a fat, lazy turd who has never be anything but a parasite in this world.

Seems like you are filled with the milk of human kindness.  if that's what you call it

Quote from: Penis mv on November 22, 2016, 07:42:09 PM
Seems like you are filled with the milk of human kindness.  if that's what you call it

You're pretty feisty towards the author of the handle you plagiarized.  I should sue your ass.

paladin1991

Quote from: mv on November 22, 2016, 02:36:25 PM
falkie's password problem on this forum has been resolved, so there's nothing stopping him.

*whew*   I was worried about that.

paladin1991

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on November 22, 2016, 07:46:54 PM
You're pretty feisty towards the author of the handle you plagiarized.  I should sue your ass.

You sound ...... offended.    You know, you're really a ..... * ~ sensitive ~ * ..... man, aren't you?

Quote from: Penis mv on November 22, 2016, 07:55:44 PM
You sound ...... offended.    You know, you're really a ..... * ~ sensitive ~ * ..... man, aren't you?



MV/Liberace!

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on November 22, 2016, 07:46:54 PM
You're pretty feisty towards the author of the handle you plagiarized.  I should sue your ass.

the penis part?

paladin1991

Quote from: mv on November 22, 2016, 09:13:31 PM
the penis part?

Nah, brah.  DPS will gobble that part. 


Gobble, gobble.

Senda has a new video where pulls all the same old crap out of bags. big thrill.

Don't watch that. Watch this!
This is the heavy heavy monster sound. The nuttiest sound around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCMCpJbKfVI

How long will this last? Any guesses?

Quote from: mv on November 22, 2016, 09:13:31 PM
the penis part?

NOT the same thing at all, for reasons that will come to me any minute now.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on November 23, 2016, 01:57:16 AM
Senda has a new video where pulls all the same old crap out of bags. big thrill.

Don't watch that. Watch this!
This is the heavy heavy monster sound. The nuttiest sound around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCMCpJbKfVI

The anticipation of his judgment, while watching him eat first one chip, then another, then another was one step beyond.

[chomp chomp] "These are really sweet..." [reaches into bag, chomp chomp] "...so I advise that..." [chomp chomp] "...you not eat too many..." [reaches into bag, chomp chomp] "...of these." [reaches into bag, brings out a fistful of chips, chomp chomp]

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on November 23, 2016, 05:07:23 AM
How long will this last? Any guesses?

One needs Feynmann diagrams to predict what happens when one of Senda's lies collides with the truth.  In this case, I'm guessing that he deletes your comment and ignores it, unless you bring it up on Bellgab and it becomes the topic de jour.

You know, you got me to thinking with what you said about all of us not knowing if we know the "real" Kathy.  We know even less about his mother.  One picture, no videos, nothing "live" that has been mediated through Senda's gaping maw.

Suppose SHE was the one who told Senda that she met all these celebrities.  It was HER that started him off on his journey of pathological lying, by example.  As far as he knew, they were true -- all he needed to do was tweak the story a little to add his presence.  Certainly not central to what is a "true" story, so excusable.  Then he'd tell these stories at his grade school, to try to get the kids to think he was something other than a hopeless sack of shit.

Later, once he built up his chops, he simply subtracted the inconvenient mother from his lies.  And off he goes.

Which also got me to thinking: did you ever notice, when he's telling his stories about hanging out with his BFF Walter Matthau or JFK or Barry Goldwater, or when he walks the entire length of the BART tracks including under the Bay, or he wanders into IBM and amazes them with his programming prowess, or any of his other little stories, that not once in any of them is he accompanied by a friend?  Not once, not even one time, a friend or three was with him?

This is very telling, in my view.  It means that his fantasy constructs evolve out of the base reality of his life at the time: solitude.  No friends.  No associates.  He's the lonely fat kid that was the outcast all his childhood, and so he found solace in immersion of an alternative life formed out of fantasies.  Ones where he met important people and did great deeds and was worthy and appreciated.  All of the things that he had to fantasize about, because they never occurred in his real life.

Also, fuck A51drone with a scabies-encrusted Coit Tower.

[edit]  I see that he deleted your comment, plus four others, and added his own -- which makes little sense to the casual viewer without the history that preceded it.  Also, he ignored your comment about the inconsistency between his stories.  Feynmann FTW.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on November 23, 2016, 01:57:16 AM
Senda has a new video where pulls all the same old crap out of bags. big thrill.

Dunno about that.  I checked out #1286 anyway, as I haven't watched one of his vid's in quite sometime and it was worth it.

George appeared to be in fine fettle: got himself a new heavy duty cane to give him the support he needs, a bunch of cheese
laden popcorn, we learned that after one more payment the crushing yoke of Kathy's credit card debt will be lifted, he even
splurged on a Red Baron Pizza [I am sure from the great beyond Manfred von Richthofen smiled at that].

Noticed he is up over 500 subscribers, looks like the butchered hair has grown back and the tooth stitches are coming out.

Plus you would have to have a cold heart indeed not to laugh when he pulled the single banana out "...... and one banana".   :P

I'll hold out for #1,500 for my next viewing

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on November 23, 2016, 06:14:54 AM
One needs Feynmann diagrams to predict what happens when one of Senda's lies collides with the truth.  In this case, I'm guessing that he deletes your comment and ignores it, unless you bring it up on Bellgab and it becomes the topic de jour.

You know, you got me to thinking with what you said about all of us not knowing if we know the "real" Kathy.  We know even less about his mother.  One picture, no videos, nothing "live" that has been mediated through Senda's gaping maw.

Suppose SHE was the one who told Senda that she met all these celebrities.  It was HER that started him off on his journey of pathological lying, by example.  As far as he knew, they were true -- all he needed to do was tweak the story a little to add his presence.  Certainly not central to what is a "true" story, so excusable.  Then he'd tell these stories at his grade school, to try to get the kids to think he was something other than a hopeless sack of shit.

Later, once he built up his chops, he simply subtracted the inconvenient mother from his lies.  And off he goes.

Which also got me to thinking: did you ever notice, when he's telling his stories about hanging out with his BFF Walter Matthau or JFK or Barry Goldwater, or when he walks the entire length of the BART tracks including under the Bay, or he wanders into IBM and amazes them with his programming prowess, or any of his other little stories, that not once in any of them is he accompanied by a friend?  Not once, not even one time, a friend or three was with him?

This is very telling, in my view.  It means that his fantasy constructs evolve out of the base reality of his life at the time: solitude.  No friends.  No associates.  He's the lonely fat kid that was the outcast all his childhood, and so he found solace in immersion of an alternative life formed out of fantasies.  Ones where he met important people and did great deeds and was worthy and appreciated.  All of the things that he had to fantasize about, because they never occurred in his real life.

Also, fuck A51drone with a scabies-encrusted Coit Tower.

[edit]  I see that he deleted your comment, plus four others, and added his own -- which makes little sense to the casual viewer without the history that preceded it.  Also, he ignored your comment about the inconsistency between his stories.  Feynmann FTW.

We have seen that the Kathy presented to us is not the real Kathy.
She is not bright and she has not made good choices but she certainly was not foil to Senda that we might have thought. She walked away from his scams and abuse and thankfully we have not heard of her since.

And his mother planting memories has scientific merit. All she had to do was reinforce them as he "remembered" the stories he was told as a child.

http://nymag.com/scienceofus/2014/09/your-fondest-childhood-memory-may-not-be-real.html

"Here’s a weird thought: There’s a good chance that at least a few of your childhood “memories” never actually happened. You might think you remember your 3rd birthday party when what you really remember are the pictures, or you might believe you have a very vivid memory from elementary school that in reality happened to your brother.

Or, you might even be lifting your memories from the books and movies you loved as a child. Recently, the writer Elizabeth McCracken realized that’s exactly what she’d done, upon rereading the Ramona Quimby books by Beverly Cleary. “Have had reason to confront this upsetting fact: 87% of my kindergarten memories are in fact plagiarized from Ramona the Pest,” she tweeted last month. 

So why does this happen? Why do our brains seem to be so susceptible to false childhood memories? Elizabeth Loftus, a cognitive scientist at the University of California, Irvine, has done extensive research on the malleability of memory, particularly in children and false memories from childhood. ..............."
To long to post but enjoy the read from the link.

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