The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

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[Laughing Gator]

LG, you seem like a common sense type of guy, responsible both with your health and your wallet, but you STFU!  Did you not hear Falkie tell us all that there are many American out there with dental problems?  People have teeth pulled, crowns, implants, etc, and they shop for cheap plastic crap at the 99 Cent Store too.  They probably eat two bags of chips in one sitting, and probably consume butterscotch suckers and plenty of kielbasa!   And you can just STFU!

I'll bet $1 that the reason it took so long was that he refused to PAY to have his tooth fixed or yanked and was on a waiting list at the free dental clinic.

Falkie would never let pain or discomfort make him PAY for his health care, rather that money should go to cheap plastic tchotchkes and woowoo cons.

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I'll bet $1 that the reason it took so long was that he refused to PAY to have his tooth fixed or yanked and was on a waiting list at the free dental clinic.

Falkie would never let pain or discomfort make him PAY for his health care, rather that money should go to cheap plastic tchotchkes and woowoo cons.

Have you stopped to think FALKIE is actually (out of the goodness of his heart) simply volunteering to be a guinea pig for those dark funny talking foreign trained and "Dentists" and hack student "Dentists" that have the opportunity for the first time to work on a live subject...the nastier the better....you know if they can pull the correct teeth without killing the "free clinic" patient (if they can bat over 50%) they are afforded the opportunity to work on a "regular" patient.
FALKIE is only doing his part for "Regular American Dental Patients"
What....er I mean WHO or WHAT do you think your Dentist "practiced" on ??
I will tell you...a FALKIE !

[Happier Times are Coming]

ANY thoughts....
ANYBODY on....
If ol' SNAGGLETOOTH was a nasty enough "patient" for photos to be taken of his teeth (what are left) and swollen bleeding pus filled gums....
for a Dental textbook
or
one of "those" pictures they post in elementary schools to scare the shit out of the kids....as to what their mouth will look like IF THEY NEVER BRUSH OR FLOSS AGAIN !
(I have been told if he made the "cut" he gets a coupon for a free Cinnabon and glass of water !)

[Jackstar]

ANY thoughts....
ANYBODY on....
If ol' SNAGGLETOOTH

Get a life.

[whoozit]

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Heh heh, but that is really a toof, not teef.  I wonder if Falkie put it under the pillow hoping the toof fairy would stop by.

[Happier Times are Coming]

an idea
How about a very cheap way to improve graduation rates and instill a sense of responsibility in our youth
Simply "hire" FALKIE to present himself to impressionable young minds as this is their future IF they continue to FUCK UP !
He could also go to juvenile detention centers, do the same thing, plus explain ho he lost his virginity to Big Albert, Andre' , Mohammed, Spikes, Mr. B, and Fast Eddie. .....a sort of scared straight on steroids !!

[Happier Times are Coming]

Get a life.

must be a Hillary "boy"...(have you heard "get a life" quite a lot since the 9th)
wink..wink...nudge..nudge
(I do sympathize with "some" who are lost, now that Trump is President elect, as far as which door to enter and to squat or stand.....)
FRIENDSHIP

[Who]

Good morning Senda,

Dollar General is selling cans of Libby's green beans, corn and sweet peas three for $1.  I don't know if you live anywhere near a Dollar General but I'm sure you have a similar store nearby.  Do you ever  take advantage of sales like that?  The reason I ask . . .

In one of your videos you said your food money was gone about halfway through the month.  Then you made a series of videos about buying Halloween "swag" on sale for next year.  See, here's the deal.  $5 at Dollar General would buy you 15 cans of Libby's corn, sweet peas or green beans.  $5 for Halloween "swag" as you call it buys you $5 of worthless, childish, moronic CRAP that no one with an IQ over 43 would want in his house?

So your idea of fiscal conservatism is to blow your welfare check on worthless Halloween crap and then go to the church soup kitchens and food pantries and steal food from the mouths of hungry children?

P.S.  I'm glad your rotten tooth was extracted.  You'd still have 32 healthy teeth had you practiced proper oral hygiene all your life and had a dental checkup every six months.  Idiot.

[WOTR]

Have you stopped to think FALKIE is actually (out of the goodness of his heart) simply volunteering to be a guinea pig for those dark funny talking foreign trained and "Dentists" and hack student "Dentists" that have the opportunity for the first time to work on a live subject...the nastier the better....

or

[3OctaveFart]

Get a life.

Go fuck yourself.

[Happier Times are Coming]

Go fuck yourself.

Why is it you offer read or hear "Go fuck yourself" and very seldom the reply "Thank you, I think I will fuck myself now" ?
asking for a friend

[Happier Times are Coming]

FALKIE
make sure you freeze the tooth for the purpose of preserving the DNA.
any idea how much you would sell that tooth for ?
(will need to find out soon, as the local zoo does have a female Hippo that is expected to be "ready" to be inboxed mid December)
asking for a friend
FRIENDSHIP
#FALKIEpotamus

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FALKIE
my friend (the one with the Hippo) wants to know if back when your thingy worked, did you fire blanks?
#FALKIEpotamus
he also wants to know if this photo causes your thingy to twitch ?

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FALKIE
my friend (with the Hippo) wants to know if you would think about a "donation" for the zoo ?
he might be able to "hook you up" with zoos nation wide !
$$$$$$$ 1,500 $$$$$$$
The Benefits of Being a Sperm Donor
California Cryobank (CCB) reimburses your time and expenses with compensation of up to $1,500/month. Additionally, our sperm donors also receive periodic incentives such as movie tickets or gift certificates for extra time and effort expended by participants. Best of all, CCB donors have a minimal time commitment: we require less than 5 hours/month once you are qualified!
THINK ABOUT THE SWAG THIS COULD FUND !
(Think about the NEW FREE TSHIRT for YouTube videos)

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FALKIE
Do have any restrictions regarding sperm donations following your "Dentist" visit and tooth (hoping they got the correct one) extraction via a chisel and hammer (damn, sounds like maybe one of those dark foreign born illegals with forged dental papers)....
asking for a friend (with the Hippo)
FRIENDSHIP

[area51drone]

SASHA
is this you ?
you seem to like to play all by "yourself" !
(think about it !)
FRIENDSHIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_575-vZtnfs

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

SASHA
is this you ?
you seem to like to play all by "yourself" !
(think about it !)
FRIENDSHIP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_575-vZtnfs

Take it easy Drone.  Sasha has pretty much become the gatekeeper of this thread.  Does the thread still bear your master's name?  Tell him to return to his thread, return to BG and face his detractors like a M-A-N, instead of regurgitating secondhand info through you scroungy little scrubs of the slimy little circle. 

[Who]

Dr. Mohammed Abadi, assisted by Dr. Juan Sanchez, successfully removed Senda's abscessed tooth at no cost to Mr. Senda.  They then gave him a lifetime supply of tooth brushes, toothpaste and an instructional DVD on proper oral hygiene.  Isabella Hernandez and Abia Aboud, dental hygienists, spent two hours cleaning the patient's remaining 9 teeth.  Senda was heard angrily grumbling on the way out as he counted the number of non-caucasians in the waiting room of the free clinic.

[Who]

Sanda was waddling home after his tooth extraction.   The novocaine was beginning to wear off and Senda was in a foul mood.

"Damn those dentists!" Senda growled.  "I'm an American citizen and what kind of dentists do I get at the free clinic?  Muslims and Mexicans.  I don't care if they were born and educated here, they're still foreigners and they never should have been allowed into my country.  And if they would have given me genuine Procaine instead of that generic novocaine crap I'd still be pain free. "

Senda continued waddling and grumbling until he spotted a Starbucks.

"I'm in luck.  I'll go into this Starbucks and have a Caramelized Honey Latte and Cinnabon.  That should help the pain."

"Hello!  My name is Rafaella.  What can I get for you?"

"Oh great," thought Senda.  "Another non-caucasian stealing American jobs."

"Gimme a Carmelized Honey Latte and a Cinnabon," Senda growled angrily.  "And don't make any small talk, I'm not in the mood.  In case you haven't noticed, I'm in pain."

Senda sat down at a nearby table just as  four teenage girls came in.  Senda leered at the young girls and felt the usual twitching sensation in his size 64 shorts as his manhood struggled to come to life.

"I'm feeling better already," Senda said as he inhaled the Cinnabon and continued leering at the girls.

[paladin1991]

Sanda was waddling home after his tooth extraction.   The novocaine was beginning to wear off and Senda was in a foul mood.

"Damn those dentists!" Senda growled.  "I'm an American citizen and what kind of dentists do I get at the free clinic?  Muslims and Mexicans.  I don't care if they were born and educated here, they're still foreigners and they never should have been allowed into my country.  And if they would have given me genuine Procaine instead of that generic novocaine crap I'd still be pain free. "

Senda continued waddling and grumbling until he spotted a Starbucks.

"I'm in luck.  I'll go into this Starbucks and have a Caramelized Honey Latte and Cinnabon.  That should help the pain."

"Hello!  My name is Rafaella.  What can I get for you?"

"Oh great," thought Senda.  "Another non-caucasian stealing American jobs."

"Gimme a Carmelized Honey Latte and a Cinnabon," Senda growled angrily.  "And don't make any small talk, I'm not in the mood.  In case you haven't noticed, I'm in pain."

Senda sat down at a nearby table just as  four teenage girls came in.  Senda leered at the young girls and felt the usual twitching sensation in his size 64 shorts as his manhood struggled to come to life.

"I'm feeling better already," Senda said as he inhaled the Cinnabon and continued leering at the girls.

I can't wait for the next chapter!  That's the one where the father of the 4 girls follows them in.  Catches the Felchie leer and, just being released fm prison, the father commences to throw a prison style beating on Felchie, knocking out his remaining teefs and sodomizes him with the big black (not to be racist that's just what is) sugar dispenser.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

I can't wait for the next chapter!  That's the one where the father of the 4 girls follows them in.  Catches the Felchie leer and, just being released fm prison, the father commences to throw a prison style beating on Felchie, knocking out his remaining teefs and sodomizes him with the big black (not to be racist that's just what is) sugar dispenser.

LOL!

[Who]

Chapter Three

A couple of CHP officers came in and sat at a table a few feet away from Senda.  They sipped their coffee and discussed the events of the day. The girls noticed the old man leering at them

"Hey Grandpa!" one of them shouted.  "What are you looking at?"

"Yeah," another of the girls joined in.  "Does your wife know you stare at teenagers?"

The two CHP officers looked at the girls and then looked at Senda as he continued leering at them.  They got up and walked over to the girls' table.

"Is that gentleman bothering you?" asked one of the officers.

"He's been staring at us for fifteen minutes," one of the girls replied.  "Yeah, he's really creepy.  He's old enough to be our grandfather."

The officers walked over to Senda.

"Those young ladies said you've been staring at them.  Is that true?"

"Don't give me any grief," Senda growled.  "I'm in pain and I'm not going to take any lip off the likes of you two."

"Could I see some ID?" one of the officers asked.

"I don't have any ID," Senda growled.  "And if I did I wouldn't show it to you.  I'm an American citizen and I pay your salary!"

[Who]

Chapter Four

"You must have some kind of ID," said one of the officers.  A driver's license?"

"No, I don't have a driver's license.  Some idiot at the DMV made up a canard about me having a stroke."

"Canard? You mean a small winglike projection attached to an aircraft forward of the main wing to provide extra stability or control?" asked the officer.

"No, you idiot," growled Senda.  "This has nothing to do with aircraft, although I am an experienced pilot. The woman at the DMV didn't like me for some reason and refused to renew my license.  Ask Kathy if you don't believe me."

"Is Kathy your wife?" asked the officer.

"No, she's not my wife," Senda shouted angrily.  "She's my girlfriend of 38 years.  Or she was until the evil Ratty Patty filled her head full of ideas.  I'm still paying off her credit cards." 

"No driver's license.  Do you have a library card?"

"Library card?  Why the hell would I need a library card?  Do you know who I am?" Senda growled.

"That's what we're trying to find out."

"I'm George Senda.  I don't need a library card because I have over 3,000 books in my paranormal collection.  I know George Noory and inbox with him every day."

"Who's George Noory?" asked the officer.  And what is it you do with him every day?"

"I inbox with him," Senda growled.  "Do you guys know anything?  George Noory is the host of Coast to Coast AM.  I used to ridicule him on YouTube until he paid for my glasses."

"I see. What kind of work do you do for him?  And tell us more about this in-boxing thing."

"I make a 60-second video for him once a month on the paranormal," Senda replied.  "In-boxing means we send each other email."

"And what do you . . . inbox about?" asked the officer.

"I'll ask George if I can see him at he next woo woo con and he'll tell me he's too busy."

"Woo woo con?"

"That's what the trolls at Sewergab call the paranormal cons.  Sewergab is run by the evil MV who infected my toaster oven and blender with malware."

"Excuse me a minute sir. We'll be right back."

The two officers stepped a few feet away to discuss the situation.

"What do you think, Bill?"

"He seems harmless enough but totally out of it.  Maybe he should be taken in for observation?  Let the mental heath guys have a look at him?"

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

I like where this story is going.

[ONeill]

Hey SV, do you have any plans to continue the Senda Chronicles? Maybe a sequel to the Senda Christmas Carol?

[Lilith]

In case you missed it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_VYR8joQ_0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcGiccJW4GQ

[PB the Deplorable]

... there is absolutely NO excuse for Falkie's tooth to get that bad. If he stopped blowing his money on cheap plastic junk that fills his hoarder's hovel, he could pay for regular dental visits...

You do realize that ''cheap plastic junk'' as you call it lights up and blinks, right?

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Where the hell is Falkie?  Trump was nominated three nights ago, the nutzo left is burning down the West Coast,  Robert Vaughn of Falk's beloved U.N.C.L.E. passed today, and Kathy was seen with Jason C. at Grandma's SmörgÃ¥sbord earlier in the week.  Being the most trusted man in journalism (and every detail of his life), you'd think he would be spitting out videos left and right.  Oh, he had a tooth pulled you say?  Oh, dear.  This will surly lay him up for two to three weeks.

[WOTR]

Chapter Four

"You must have some kind of ID," said one of the officers.  A driver's license?"

"No, I don't have a driver's license.  Some idiot at the DMV made up a canard about me having a stroke."

Thanks for the laugh, Who.