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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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Dress the part of FRISBY
Spin tall tails (like IBM, John Wayne etc)
Lord knows you already have the material !
Embrace your alter ego and go for it !!
FALKIE
FALKIE
FALKIE
Your public awaits !!!!!


Quote from: SnapT on October 18, 2016, 09:52:08 PM
The greatest TV movie of all time...
https://youtu.be/ancwTUkXyKk

Bob Goldthwait?

Oh I need to put aside time to watch.

I have been looking for a showing of Willow Creek for about 3 years now.


SnapT

Quote from: Sasha on October 18, 2016, 10:29:12 PM
Does this movie pertain to FALKIE ?

Some say so.  Watch and enjoy!

Now that his neck has been absorbed into his chin and torso, Senda's head looks like an old, bloated testicle with an abscess on the side.  An old, bloated testicle that has been slapping against the ass of the Nanny State for the past 45 years.


Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on October 19, 2016, 05:35:51 AM
Now that his neck has been absorbed into his chin and torso, Senda's head looks like an old, bloated testicle with an abscess on the side.  An old, bloated testicle that has been slapping against the ass of the Nanny State for the past 45 years.


This photo is VERY disturbing, just look at the downward spiral FALKIE has suffered by his LIFE CHOICES !
As FALKIE would say STFU, it is NONE of your business that I am at death's door, HELL I have died before and it's NO big deal !
(I think you unintentionally INSULTED honorable and respected testicles everywhere by comparing FALKIE'S bloated head to them !)

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on October 19, 2016, 05:35:51 AM
An old, bloated testicle that has been slapping against the ass of the Nanny State for the past 45 years.

For the life of me I have never understood why a grifter like Senda is right wing in his political views.

Doesn't he realize that most people on the right see people like HIM as the perfect example of what is wrong with the social welfare system ??
That if all of the candidates he supports were elected that his free ride would come to an end and he'd have to get ...gasp.... a JOB ??


Alright, after the EODR show the other night, I think we can safely conclude that the shit is on between Callan and Senda.  One of Callan's Legion called in (the potato chip call) to accuse Falkie of copying Callan's winning formula where food reviews are concerned.  Falkie is on record criticizing Callan and his "cheesy Legion."  I think it is time to start tracking these boys' progress as they race to the top on Youtube. 

As of now:

Callan:
4,115:  Videos
2,690:  Subscribers
119:  Views on last video
26 to 0:  Like to dislike ratio on his last video
16:  Number of comments on last video

Senda:
1,245:  Videos
478:   Subscribers
77:  Views on last video
5 to 12:  Like to dislike ratio on last video
3:  Number of comments on last video.  Deleted?

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Laughing Gator on October 19, 2016, 07:13:01 AM
For the life of me I have never understood why a grifter like Senda is right wing in his political views.

He believes the sobriquet that Noory gave him. Namely Mr mid America. Hard working, family orientated, loves his mum, kind to animals, respects women and....oh hang on.

No idea.

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Doesn't he realize that most people on the right see people like HIM as the perfect example of what is wrong with the social welfare system ??

Is that a trick question?

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That if all of the candidates he supports were elected that his free ride would come to an end and he'd have to get ...gasp.... a JOB ??

Erm, no. He hasn't worked that out. Never will, and when his world implodes he'll blame MV for tipping off the commie Feds.

JENX

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on October 19, 2016, 05:35:51 AM
Now that his neck has been absorbed into his chin and torso, Senda's head looks like an old, bloated testicle with an abscess on the side.  An old, bloated testicle that has been slapping against the ass of the Nanny State for the past 45 years.



lol!

Has anyone heard any news about FALKIE'S "CAREGIVER" ??
OR did he cancel that after being told how he will open all the doors to the social welfare system and its power to "help" him by "knowing" what is best for him....
(small room in group home populated by IDIOTS like him cared for by a Nurse Ratchet like "CAREGIVER"....and NO internet !!)
LOL

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Sasha on October 19, 2016, 08:07:31 AM
Has anyone heard any news about FALKIE'S "CAREGIVER" ??
OR did he cancel that after being told how he will open all the doors to the social welfare system and its power to "help" him by "knowing" what is best for him....
(small room in group home populated by IDIOTS like him cared for by a Nurse Ratchet like "CAREGIVER"....and NO internet !!)
LOL

He's gone quiet on that because its none of your goddam business, okay? He'll post about his caregiver when he's good and ready and not before. Although, I'm guessing he's recieved paperwork that he's to sign and send back, but doesn't like what he'll be agreeing to. I wonder if mention of words such as 'health', 'cleanliness', 'vermin', 'fumigate' and ' shithole' were mentioned?

whoozit

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on October 19, 2016, 08:23:02 AM
He's gone quiet on that because its none of your goddam business, okay? He'll post about his caregiver when he's good and ready and not before. Although, I'm guessing he's recieved paperwork that he's to sign and send back, but doesn't like what he'll be agreeing to. I wonder if mention of words such as 'health', 'cleanliness', 'vermin', 'fumigate' and ' shithole' were mentioned?
If there is a vermin clause does that mean they'll set Falkie traps?  Most critters like peanut butter but in this case I suggest using mayo as bait.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: whoozit on October 19, 2016, 08:33:31 AM
If there is a vermin clause does that mean they'll set Falkie traps?  Most critters like peanut butter but in this case I suggest using mayo as bait.

Pizzas and cinnabons are also good bait. Tip free of course.

FALKIE might just feel at "home" in a group home like this !

Spy

Orchitis is an inflammatory condition of one or both testicles.  See illustration below.


Another benefit of group homes are "handy" reminders for FALKIE !

Quote from: Spy on October 19, 2016, 08:53:52 AM
Orchitis is an inflammatory condition of one or both testicles.  See illustration below.


I recall that photo from a medical textbook I read at the age of 3

Spy

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on October 19, 2016, 07:20:21 AM

Callan:
4,115:  Videos
2,690:  Subscribers
119:  Views on last video
26 to 0:  Like to dislike ratio on his last video
16:  Number of comments on last video

Senda:
1,245:  Videos
478:   Subscribers
77:  Views on last video
5 to 12:  Like to dislike ratio on last video
3:  Number of comments on last video.  Deleted?

Callan vs. Senda?  Each of them only has two moving parts, his mouth and his rectum and they're interchangeable.

Which one is better?  It depends on your idea of entertainment:  farts or verbal diarrhea.

Caught a close up of FALKIE "manboobs"
Ewwww
KellyDD, watch out, here comes...
FALKIEDD

Spy

Quote from: Meatie Pie on October 19, 2016, 07:18:30 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpAw69Gxn5o

It's the 19th of the month and Senda's already out of money to buy food for the month.  So what's his plan?  He's anxiously awaiting November 1st to use his SSI check to buy more Halloween crap at clearance prices.


SredniVashtar

Quote from: Spy on October 19, 2016, 09:25:19 AM
It's the 19th of the month and Senda's already out of money to buy food for the month.  So what's his plan?  He's anxiously awaiting November 1st to use his SSI check to buy more Halloween crap at clearance prices.

I don't know how he's going to fund his trip to AlienCon if he's flat broke already. No doubt this will be the prelude to another grift, although he must be running out of suckers by now surely? The more  you see of Senda, the more  you think that he ought to be under supervision. He clearly can't be trusted to take care of himself and his only 'friends' are that moth-eaten collection of persons, the Circle of Trust (plus Justin).

chefist

Quote from: Sasha on October 19, 2016, 09:04:59 AM
Caught a close up of FALKIE "manboobs"
Ewwww
KellyDD, watch out, here comes...
FALKIEDD


Lilith

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on October 19, 2016, 07:20:21 AM
Alright, after the EODR show the other night, I think we can safely conclude that the shit is on between Callan and Senda.  One of Callan's Legion called in (the potato chip call) to accuse Falkie of copying Callan's winning formula where food reviews are concerned.  Falkie is on record criticizing Callan and his "cheesy Legion."  I think it is time to start tracking these boys' progress as they race to the top on Youtube. 

As of now:

Callan:
4,115:  Videos
2,690:  Subscribers
119:  Views on last video
26 to 0:  Like to dislike ratio on his last video
16:  Number of comments on last video

Senda:
1,245:  Videos
478:   Subscribers
77:  Views on last video
5 to 12:  Like to dislike ratio on last video
3:  Number of comments on last video.  Deleted?

I'll be honest: Callan videos bore me.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Spy on October 19, 2016, 09:25:19 AM
It's the 19th of the month and Senda's already out of money to buy food for the month.  So what's his plan?  He's anxiously awaiting November 1st to use his SSI check to buy more Halloween crap at clearance prices.

He bought marshmallows. Essential stuff. Cunt.

whoozit

Quick survey since polls don't work.  How many people have you strangled?  I'll start, zero.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: whoozit on October 19, 2016, 10:48:58 AM
Quick survey since polls don't work.  How many people have you strangled?  I'll start, zero.

Only durng sex, and only using electrical cable. Twice. But she came back from three days of death both times, which saved a hell of a lot of paperwork I can tell you.

Other than that, no.

3OctaveFart

He bought a huge block of butter. If there is one concession he can make - it is butter.

He is getting the moon-shaped face reminiscent of Henry VIII and others who became dangerously obese later in life.

The motorized cart is no longer a 'video prop' and part of Senda's future if he does not make changes. The human knee is a marvel of engineering but was not designed to support 500 pounds.

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