The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Yorkshire pud]

https://youtu.be/K22OeVGAy-I

Its good that the fat bastard has accrued so much residual money that he can be independently wealthy,  get off welfare, and spend the money on useless crap. Excellent!

[Rally Squirrel]

https://youtu.be/syA-pU7YCpQ

$30 purchase on Amazon and he forgot he was even expecting it.
https://www.amazon.com/Halloween-Decoration-Sparkle-Pumpkins-Spiders/dp/B01LZK9RGT/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1475914157&sr=8-2&keywords=sparkle+halloween+tree

But he is broke because of Kathy's spending habits.

[Norm]

$30 purchase on Amazon and he forgot he was even expecting it.
https://www.amazon.com/Halloween-Decoration-Sparkle-Pumpkins-Spiders/dp/B01LZK9RGT/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1475914157&sr=8-2&keywords=sparkle+halloween+tree

But he is broke because of Kathy's spending habits.

Picture of a man (well, sorta) with no hope of ever escaping the insanity of buying worthless junk only to make poorly viewed videos that somehow inspire even more worthless video Youtube is willing to host for a ever-dwindling audience....

[PB the Deplorable]

George is a marionette easily misdirected. His videos of 2013-15 were somewhat original. Once deceived that another fat guy threatened his niche from upstate New York, he aped the worst act of all, the shopping one.

The Falkie leaks are awesome.  That's the stuff he should be putting out on video, not this other crap - short rants about Bellgab, people he met that day who annoyed him, personal stories that would embarrass anyone else, his views on women and sex, his views on race, the glories of living off the system, the various begging schemes, health complaints, Kathy, Patty... 

It's a shame he doesn't drink, we need him a little less inhibited...

[SredniVashtar]

The Falkie leaks are awesome.  That's the stuff he should be putting out on video, not this other crap - short rants about Bellgab, people he met that day who annoyed him, personal stories that would embarrass anyone else, his views on women and sex, his views on race, the glories of living off the system, the various begging schemes, health complaints, Kathy, Patty... 

It's a shame he doesn't drink, we need him a little less inhibited...

It's ironic that he calls this place 'SewerGab' after the stuff we've heard him come out with over the last couple of weeks. He ought to be hired by Trump to advise him how to do damage control after DT's latest gaffe. "Don, just do a few videos about what you bought from Safeway and they'll forget all about it".

[Laughing Gator]

Unboxing videos = the inner workings of a hoarder.

Watch the Hoarders show and you will see that the only joy that the hoarders ever get is when they find or buy more worthless crap that adds to their hoard.
Now watch Falkie's joy at getting worthless junk most of which should be in the dumpster.

Here's a hint Falkie, you could fix 90% of your money problems if you stopped buying worthless crap !!
Need a new Ipad then stop buying crap for 3 months and you'll have the money to get one !!!

Falkie lives on the bank of the river Denial !!

[Inglorious Bitch]

$30 purchase on Amazon and he forgot he was even expecting it.

What a dick.

[Yorkshire pud]

But he is broke because of Kathy's spending habits.

STFU, its non of your business which cash pile he dips into to buy the useless shit. Kathy's expenses pile is next to the useless crap pile which is dwarfed by the food cash pile, but significantly larger than the donations/ begging pile.

[FallenSeraph]

STFU, its non of your business which cash pile he dips into to buy the useless shit. Kathy's expenses pile is next to the useless crap pile which is dwarfed by the food cash pile, but significantly larger than the donations/ begging pile.

*feels so weary*

That stuff is from me. There should be a card in each box that says, "Thanks for the great videos. Happy Halloween! From a YouTube fan!" Either Amazon forgot them or they got overlooked as the boxes were being opened in the street.

Everybody can calm down now. I'm bummed that he didn't see the cards, but I'm still glad he liked my Halloween stuff.

[Yorkshire pud]

*feels so weary*

That stuff is from me. There should be a card in each box that says, "Thanks for the great videos. Happy Halloween! From a YouTube fan!" Either Amazon forgot them or they got overlooked as the boxes were being opened in the street.

Everybody can calm down now. I'm bummed that he didn't see the cards, but I'm still glad he liked my Halloween stuff.

Such sacrifice. You'll find yourself being one of  St Peter's cherubs. Senda however will now be tapping you for more where that came from. Give it a week or so, but it will happen.

[FallenSeraph]

Such sacrifice. You'll find yourself being one of  St Peter's cherubs. Senda however will now be tapping you for more where that came from. Give it a week or so, but it will happen.

I can't watch these videos without dying. Even my Random Acts of Kindness get ROYALLY SCREWED UP somehow. Epic backfire.

Whatever. That tree is awesome and it'll look good with his other Halloween stuff. And I'm glad the socks made him laugh. So #TeamFalkie and all that.

[FallenSeraph]

Falkie needs THESE THINGS on his YouTube home page. (Am I the only one here trying to help him? Probably.)

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Falkie needs THESE THINGS on his YouTube home page. (Am I the only one here trying to help him? Probably.)

There are many of us who have tried to help the guy.  You CAN"T DO IT.  He is beyond help.    Have you seen his latest video?  Instead of purchasing worthless bits of Halloween junk, buy him a copy of Shooting a Decent Video For Dummies Completely Useless Morons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XntUCli3OD8

[FallenSeraph]

I saw that Ouija board tray in one of his videos and, on a whim, checked out my own Ross store and found it there too. That thing is awesome and A STEAL for $7. And yes, after Halloween, it'd probably sell for much more on eBay, if I felt so motivated.

Meanwhile, I'll use it as a serving tray this month when I serve non-alcoholic beverages to my fundy Christian neighbors the next time they "pop in" without calling first.

So hey ... that video did have a ripple consumer effect! 

[Spy]

https://youtu.be/syA-pU7YCpQ

Slobbo should do his unboxings at Starbucks.  Maybe some of his favorite "little teenage girls" will gather round out of curiosity and Slobbo can get one of his famous "twitchie dicks."  Pervert.

[PB the Deplorable]

*feels so weary*

That stuff is from me. There should be a card in each box that says, "Thanks for the great videos. Happy Halloween! From a YouTube fan!" Either Amazon forgot them or they got overlooked as the boxes were being opened in the street.

Everybody can calm down now. I'm bummed that he didn't see the cards, but I'm still glad he liked my Halloween stuff.

Someone sent him underwear and $60 for his birthday, you are now a person of interest   

[akwilly]

Hey Falkie just a reminder that you should change your shirt.

[whoozit]

Hey Falkie just a reminder that you should change your shirt.

If he wears it long enough all the stains will merge and no one will notice.  STFU hater.

[PB the Deplorable]

That maid may as well get started, that pile of dirty clothes isn't going to wash itself

[whoozit]

I have decided to embrace Falkie as my role model and mentor.  I looked in the mirror this spring and decided I didn't like what I saw, so I started walking.  I am now running five days a week and have lost 25 pounds.  What a lot of work.  Much easier to just throw away the mirror and scale and adopt a what-the-fuck attitude.  No self-control or work needed.

[PB the Deplorable]

I have decided to embrace Falkie as my role model and mentor.  I looked in the mirror this spring and decided I didn't like what I saw, so I started walking.  I am now running five days a week and have lost 25 pounds.  What a lot of work.  Much easier to just throw away the mirror and scale and adopt a what-the-fuck attitude.  No self-control or work needed.

Video later?

[FallenSeraph]

Someone sent him underwear and $60 for his birthday, you are now a person of interest   

Haha â€" that one definitely wasn't from me.

[whoozit]

Video later?

If the camera doesn't get caught in my ever growing personal gravity.

[Chocolate coated jackboot]

First Noory shoves Falkie in the last-hour ghetto then adds insult to injury by outing him as not living in Pittsburg! Way to ruin the illusion Jorch

[Lilith]

First Noory shoves Falkie in the last-hour ghetto then adds insult to injury by outing him as not living in Pittsburg! Way to ruin the illusion Jorch

Oh MY!!!

[Lilith]

I just went and watched Sendas C2C video on Ouija boards.  lol's

[Inglorious Bitch]

First Noory shoves Falkie in the last-hour ghetto then adds insult to injury by outing him as not living in Pittsburg! Way to ruin the illusion Jorch

So the one neuron Noron outed Senda as being a fake?

[akwilly]

Falkie needs THESE THINGS on his YouTube home page. (Am I the only one here trying to help him? Probably.)

didn't he have grand plans (or schemes) for his own private channel?

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

didn't he have grand plans (or schemes) for his own private channel?

He did indeed.  not sure what happened there, he had a business plan and everything.

[damon]

didn't he have grand plans (or schemes) for his own private channel?

Remember if We come up with ideas to help Falkie, He will not do it because the idea came from us. Falkie does not like us because we are the COOLEST people on the planet and MV is our fearless leader. ALL HAIL MV.