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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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''She put sumthin' in my eggs and I hyperventilated for three days''



WOTR

Quote from: weareharbinger on September 24, 2016, 11:01:54 AM
Embrace perfection.
Does the man every shut up?  Does he ever have a thought and decide that it does not need to be verbalized?

Finally, a serious question- how many hours did you have to spend on the phone with him to have what appears to be a bottomless source of material?

Quote from: weareharbinger on September 24, 2016, 11:54:52 AM
Flee while you can, Senda.

Senda grabbed something out of a child's hand at a restaurant because he was making too much noise?! The father should have pummeled him. Too bad he didn't.


Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on September 24, 2016, 01:11:09 PM
Are you Justin, Senda's most trusted "friend"?

J.B., also referred to as "Justin", is an AI developed by the cabal, allowing us greater access into the life of Senda.


Quote from: username on September 24, 2016, 01:29:17 PM

Falkie didn't know crank = Low grade Meth

Hey - cut him some slack.  He can work with a lady for five hours straight just to ensure she's in a happy place.



Corona Kitty

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 24, 2016, 01:32:50 PM
Hey - cut him some slack.  He can work with a lady for five hours straight just to ensure she's in a happy place.

I am impressed by his duration, that is truly something to marvel at.

WOTR

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 24, 2016, 01:32:50 PM
Hey - cut him some slack.  He can work with a lady for five hours straight just to ensure she's in a happy place.

I know when I think "George Senda" that I picture of a selfless, kind, giving human being who would do anything for his "date" at a brothel.  I'm sure that is the fist* impression a sex worker would get from him as well.

* Not an error.  Go as low as you want in light of the subject matter.

Quote from: weareharbinger on September 24, 2016, 01:24:04 PM
J.B., also referred to as "Justin", is an AI developed by the cabal, allowing us greater access into the life of Senda.
Oh my! The intrigue!

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on September 24, 2016, 01:10:20 PM
Senda grabbed something out of a child's hand at a restaurant because he was making too much noise?! The father should have pummeled him. Too bad he didn't.

I hadn't planned on including this cut originally, but it goes hand in hand with Family Restaurant and you made me think of it, IB.

Quote from: weareharbinger on September 24, 2016, 01:48:31 PM
I hadn't planned on including this cut originally, but it goes hand in hand with Family Restaurant and you made me think of it, IB.

Senda has turned into his own mother.

Quote from: WOTR on September 24, 2016, 01:45:30 PM
I know when I think "George Senda" that I picture of a selfless, kind, giving human being who would do anything for his "date" at a brothel.  I'm sure that is the fist* impression a sex worker would get from him as well.

* Not an error.  Go as low as you want in light of the subject matter.

I was thinking the sex workers first impression would be "Jesus. Mary and Joseph".   How in the world do
I service a 400 pounder?   Logistically, it has to take some fore thought and plenty of planning I would think. 

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 24, 2016, 01:56:03 PM
it has to take some fore thought and plenty of planning a tweezer and magnifying lens I would think.

Don't forget that stuff coroners use under their nose to block out the smell of decaying flesh.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on September 24, 2016, 02:05:48 PM
Don't forget that stuff coroners use under their nose to block out the smell of decaying flesh.

The smell.   I always forget about the smell................

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 24, 2016, 02:12:49 PM
The smell.   I always forget about the smell................

It's a demonic potpourri of ass, ball sweat, underarm odor, general BO and halitosis. All marinated in the smell of cat urine which must permeate his apartment. I assume his cats don't limit their peeing to the catbox since I am sure that he doesn't clean it.

akwilly

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 24, 2016, 02:12:49 PM
The smell.   I always forget about the smell................
I hear the new big thing is paying girls to eat the ass of the guy. I could see Falkie paying for that service

Quote from: akwilly on September 24, 2016, 02:24:42 PM
I hear the new big thing is paying girls to eat the ass of the guy. I could see Falkie paying for that service

Aw Christ Willy.   I didn't need to see that before supper...............      :P

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 24, 2016, 02:26:04 PM
Aw Christ Willy.   I didn't need to see that before supper...............      :P

I'm eating dinner now.  :(

akwilly

It's lunch time here and I am enjoying my peanutbutter sandwich just fine


akwilly

Quote from: akwilly on September 24, 2016, 02:28:49 PM
It's lunch time here and I am enjoying my peanutbutter sandwich just fine
oops just got a little on my forehead

PChirp

Quote from: weareharbinger on September 24, 2016, 11:01:54 AM
Embrace perfection.

"She was into drugs--put drugs in my eggs. She was doing crank--I don't know what that is but the problem was she was into oral sex or fucking and it would take 5-6 hours to get her to orgasm and I'm dying here---and uuugh, hurry up and do something!  I freaked out and hyperventilated for like 3 days and couldn't catch my breath."

Folks, let this be a lesson from the Master.  You just can't make this shit up.

jazmunda

Quote from: akwilly on September 24, 2016, 02:28:49 PM
It's lunch time here and I am enjoying my peanutbutter sandwich just fine

We have a strict no ass eating before breakfast policy here.

Quote from: Walks_At_Night on September 24, 2016, 01:56:03 PM
I was thinking the sex workers first impression would be "Jesus. Mary and Joseph".   How in the world do
I service a 400 pounder?   Logistically, it has to take some fore thought and plenty of planning I would think.

Sex workers are good at dealing with 400 pounders as well as dealing with people with other emotional and physical handicaps. Because of our puritan laws and culture the good sex workers do not get the credit they deserve.

However, Senda has claimed on here and on MyRedBook that he has never paid for sex. The Falkieleaks are the first time that I have seen him admit to it.


effluenza

Quote from: WOTR on September 24, 2016, 01:03:31 PM
Does the man every shut up?  Does he ever have a thought and decide that it does not need to be verbalized?

Finally, a serious question- how many hours did you have to spend on the phone with him to have what appears to be a bottomless source of material?

God bless area51drone.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on September 24, 2016, 02:17:29 PM
It's a demonic potpourri of ass, ball sweat, underarm odor, general BO and halitosis. All marinated in the smell of cat urine which must permeate his apartment. I assume his cats don't limit their peeing to the catbox since I am sure that he doesn't clean it.

Fun fact.

Halitosis is word that Listerine made up in order to sell their product.

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