The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Inglorious Bitch]

I would prefer the non-ass bleed kielbasa if they have any.

It's not the kielbasa, it's where Senda stores it that makes his ass bleed.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

It's not the kielbasa, it's where Senda stores it that makes his ass bleed.

He doesn't refrigerate?  Does he keep it under his pillow?

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

He doesn't refrigerate?  Does he keep it under his pillow?

"Those...aren't PILLOWS!!"

[Roswells, Art]

I do care about him and hope the rectal bleeding is colon cancer. Nothing takes tho pounds off like a bout with cancer. He will be looking fit and trim in no time.

He says things like he did about See's because he never understands what is going on. He thinks we were giving him a hard time for eating candy because he is fat but we were giving him a hard time for buying overpriced chocolate while he is dirt poor.

He's most likely a type 2 diabetic as well.

[PB the Deplorable]

In his car crash one he points out a See's Candy Store that he shops at.
Then says "Yes Bellgabers I eat candy and if you don't like then too bad."

I think that means that we are not allowed to post about it.

I think it means he gets the free sample at least a couple times a day

[Yorkshire pud]

I think it means he gets the free sample at least a couple times a day

He's suscribed to a class act because there's not enough sugar in them.

[3OctaveFart]

You know people, I know this in uncharacteristic for most of you but perhaps we all need to reach out to our brother Falkie and offer some words of encouragement.  This may be his darkest hour.  I'll go first.

Brother Falkie, I am concerned for your health, and I believe you need help.  You have more chins than ever before and your ass is bleeding.   Seek medical help and make a positive change in your life before it's too late.  It will be a difficult road, and there will be times you need motivation and support.  Reach out to us, your Bellgab brethren, and we will help you.  Your brothers PigSnuggler, Rally, Meatie and Who will be here to offer words of comfort and encouragement.  Your sisters like IB, brig and Laurakinch will be here to offer tender hearts and understanding.   We are here for you man!

Many tried earnestly to help. He just wants to dick around. If he cared he would at least be on a meal plan.

I can't hazard a guess about rectal bleeding. I hope it isn't anything more serious than a hemorrhoid, which surprise can be caused by sitting for lengthy periods of time.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

"Those...aren't PILLOWS!!"

Heh Heh

It looks like someone has pledged $20 to him.  I was an idiot for giving him money.  May God forgive me.

[Mad Hatter]

Heh Heh

It looks like someone has pledged $20 to him.  I was an idiot for giving him money.  May God forgive me.

*This is Falkie's fifth cousin, twenty times removed, Sachihiro Senda.  His full time job is to make sure the world never finds out Falkie is even distantly related to the Japanese Sendas.

[Yorkshire pud]

*This is Falkie's fifth cousin, twenty times removed, Sachihiro Senda.  His full time job is to make sure the world never finds out Falkie is even distantly related to the Japanese Sendas.

But still lives with the overwhelming shame.

[SredniVashtar]

With Halloween just around the corner, I am offering BellGabbers this exciting offer! I'm sure we've  all wanted to know what it's like to waddle around in 64" waist shorts, well wonder know more. You don't need to go on the all-kielbasa diet with the all-new inflatable Falkie suit. Shamble around your home town filming road accidents. Record fatuous videos displaying your nineteen chins. Also available in the 'Sumo Femme' version, here modelled by Sweet Kathy.

Don't delay, offer ends soon. Only for the low, low price of $6000 (excluding shipping and handling).

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

With Halloween just around the corner, I am offering BellGabbers this exciting offer! I'm sure we've  all wanted to know what it's like to waddle around in 64" waist shorts, well wonder know more. You don't need to go on the all-kielbasa diet with the all-new inflatable Falkie suit. Shamble around your home town filming road accidents. Record fatuous videos displaying your nineteen chins. Also available in the 'Sumo Femme' version, here modelled by Sweet Kathy.

Don't delay, offer ends soon. Only for the low, low price of $6000 (excluding shipping and handling).

The likeness to the Falk is uncanny!  They even got the titties right!  I'm curious...what's Falkie's cut on the sale of one of these things?

[Rally Squirrel]

It is coming soon and I have questions.

https://register.growtix.com/e/alien_con

How the hell does Falkiie think he will get there?

The public transportation route to it is hard. He could take Bart to Fremont then the light rail to the con but that would be more walking than he did in Sacramento. And that half mile destroyed him for months.

[jazmunda]

It is coming soon and I have questions.

https://register.growtix.com/e/alien_con

How the hell does Falkiie think he will get there?

The public transportation route to it is hard. He could take Bart to Fremont then the light rail to the con but that would be more walking than he did in Sacramento. And that half mile destroyed him for months.

I can't wait for the day that I can give someone on BellGab directions somewhere. 

[Rally Squirrel]

I can't wait for the day that I can give someone on BellGab directions somewhere. 

It is a great feeling that still feels good the morning after.

[PB the Deplorable]

Falkie doesn't care for public transportation.

Last time he took the bus, a black guy dropped a strawberry into his bag

[Roswells, Art]

What does he expect to get from this convention that he didn't get at the other two conventions he went to? He can easily listen to the speakers on various podcasts and if he wanted to buy anything from there he can purchase it online. You're welcome, Senda. I just saved you a lot of time, money and stress.

[jazmunda]

Remember when two rancid chickens stopped Falkie from attending the Con where he was to interview Noory? Good times.

[GravitySucks]

What does he expect to get from this convention that he didn't get at the other two conventions he went to? He can easily listen to the speakers on various podcasts and if he wanted to buy anything from there he can purchase it online. You're welcome, Senda. I just saved you a lot of time, money and stress.

A reporter must be present to port and re-port. Damn woman.

[Keyser Söze]

Remember when two rancid chickens stopped Falkie from attending the Con where he was to interview Noory? Good times.

Remember when Sweet Kathy and Senda backed out of the Post Office into a pickup truck, killing their Prius? Good times.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Remember when RallySquirrel was kallell?  Good times

[Rally Squirrel]

Remember when RallySquirrel was kallell?  Good times

I was a sexy beast.

[Rally Squirrel]

No more Fridays left in August and no Senda video on Coast To Coast.

Senda did say that the one minute videos are the hardest ones he ever did, it was a lot of work. I guess he could not keep up that grueling minute a month work scheduled.

[3OctaveFart]

Noory interviews so many liars, charlatans and crooks that Senda's crimes fit right into the program.

[Yorkshire pud]

Noory interviews so many liars, charlatans and crooks that Senda's crimes fit right into the program.

Has Senda been arrested yet? If not why not?

[GravitySucks]

Falkie sighting?

http://www.sfgate.com/local/article/Look-someone-on-BART-actually-used-a-trash-can-9187022.php

[MV/Liberace!]

You may resume posting Falkie's YouTube videos if you like.

[Walks_At_Night]

You may resume posting Falkie's YouTube videos if you like.

Most Excellent.....   

The Big Guy heads to Polish Fest:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTcgjpswUWM

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

same old senda...begs for money to get his pawned vid equipment at about the 57 second mark.... 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yVCznUbHmU

[Rally Squirrel]

Most Excellent.....   

The Big Guy heads to Polish Fest:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTcgjpswUWM

Brilliant!

He gave us 5 minutes of silence then 3:30 of very clear footage of the ground while he mumbles in the background.

A masterpiece that raises the questions:

Will he learn to do voice over?
Will he actually mic himself instead?
Will he engage with other people?