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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

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Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on April 11, 2016, 06:51:13 AM

https://youtu.be/v-l5IAJIjkI

"Well, let me tell you a joke: Five guys sitting in a bull pen, San Quentin. Wondering how the fuck they got there. What'd we do wrong? What should we've done? What didn't we do? It's your fault, my fault, his fault. All that bullshit. Finally, someone comes up with the idea, wait a minute, while we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around and tell fucking jokes. Got the message?”


Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on April 11, 2016, 06:58:15 AM
"Well, let me tell you a joke: Five guys sitting in a bull pen, San Quentin. Wondering how the fuck they got there. What'd we do wrong? What should we've done? What didn't we do? It's your fault, my fault, his fault. All that bullshit. Finally, someone comes up with the idea, wait a minute, while we were planning this caper, all we did was sit around and tell fucking jokes. Got the message?”

Tierney was the last of a breed of Hollywood star.  If you want some genuine entertainment, do some searches about stories about him.  Tarentino has talked about the challenge of working with him.  This interview excerpt was on the set of Reservoir Dogs:

Q.T. Lawrence Tierney is
     the big dirt.  Lawrence Tierney is insane.  He should
     not be walking the streets.  He should be in Bellevue
     with constant medication.  If I ever meet Norman Mailer
     again I'm going to kick his fuckin' ass.  I met Norman
     Mailer before I cast Lawrence Tierney at a party for the
     Actor's Studio in New York.  I said, "Hey, you worked
     with Lawrence Tierney [on "TOUGH GUYS DON'T DANCE"], I'm
     thinking about hiring him."  He said he was a problem.
     He said [imitating a low-pitched voice], "Look, Lawrence
     will slow you down about 20%.  If you allow for it
     you'll be fine."  Fuck you, Norman Mailer!  He slows you
     down 80%!  What's this 20% bullshit?  My friend said,
     "Is he personally challenging you?"  No, Lawrence likes
     me.  He's a nice guy.  It's not that he's personally
     challenging me, he personally challenges the entire
     concept of filmmaking.

J.B. In what sense?

Q.T. He's insane.  The man is insane.  You can't talk to him.
     He's that far from having a nervous breakdown.  One
     night after shooting Larry went home and got big time
     drunk and unloaded a .357 Magnum in his apartment that
     went into the next apartment where a family was
     sleeping, so he was thrown in jail.  He was taken from
     his bail arraignment to the set.  He's got like five
     years hanging over his head right now.  He's got a
     record that goes back forty years.  He's a felon, he
     shouldn't be having a gun in the first place.  The
     Lawrence Tierney saga is not over yet.

J.B. But for you, at least for the moment, it is.

Q.T. If this movie does what it's supposed to do, be seen.
     Lawrence Tierney could have a whole new career.  But not
     if he's in jail. 

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on April 11, 2016, 07:21:35 AM
Tierney was the last of a breed of Hollywood star.  If you want some genuine entertainment, do some searches about stories about him.  Tarentino has talked about the challenge of working with him.  This interview excerpt was on the set of Reservoir Dogs:

Q.T. Lawrence Tierney is
     the big dirt.  Lawrence Tierney is insane.  He should
     not be walking the streets.  He should be in Bellevue
     with constant medication.  If I ever meet Norman Mailer
     again I'm going to kick his fuckin' ass.  I met Norman
     Mailer before I cast Lawrence Tierney at a party for the
     Actor's Studio in New York.  I said, "Hey, you worked
     with Lawrence Tierney [on "TOUGH GUYS DON'T DANCE"], I'm
     thinking about hiring him."  He said he was a problem.
     He said [imitating a low-pitched voice], "Look, Lawrence
     will slow you down about 20%.  If you allow for it
     you'll be fine."  Fuck you, Norman Mailer!  He slows you
     down 80%!  What's this 20% bullshit?  My friend said,
     "Is he personally challenging you?"  No, Lawrence likes
     me.  He's a nice guy.  It's not that he's personally
     challenging me, he personally challenges the entire
     concept of filmmaking.

J.B. In what sense?

Q.T. He's insane.  The man is insane.  You can't talk to him.
     He's that far from having a nervous breakdown.  One
     night after shooting Larry went home and got big time
     drunk and unloaded a .357 Magnum in his apartment that
     went into the next apartment where a family was
     sleeping, so he was thrown in jail.  He was taken from
     his bail arraignment to the set.  He's got like five
     years hanging over his head right now.  He's got a
     record that goes back forty years.  He's a felon, he
     shouldn't be having a gun in the first place.  The
     Lawrence Tierney saga is not over yet.

J.B. But for you, at least for the moment, it is.

Q.T. If this movie does what it's supposed to do, be seen.
     Lawrence Tierney could have a whole new career.  But not
     if he's in jail. 


Lol..I love that...80%  It sounds like Mr. Tierney may have been the American version of Oliver Reed.  There are stories 'o plenty about this man's adventures. 

Who



Good morning from Falkenberg's Fortress boys and girls.  Remember all the slurping, gulping, chewing and chomping sounds Senda was making during his gabcast?  Pretty gross, wasn't it?  Did you find yourself wondering what the fat one was inhaling?  Was it two half-cooked frozen chickens?  No.  It was cat food.  That's right.  Senda eats cat food.  Along with grapes, cheese, Cheezits, pizza and A&W root beer. 


Re: Welcome to the Fortress!
« Reply #614 on: April 08, 2016, 01:21:44 PM »

Quote from: A hostage on April 08, 2016, 12:24:08 PM

"I'm sure all the relevant parties are busy preparing for the show! I need to go to the store and get some refreshments for the program!"

Pick me up a combination pizza, some Cheezits, a couple of pounds of green grapes and a 12 pack of A & W root beer, and 6 cans of Fancy Feast Tuna, Whitefish & cheese and put it on MV's tab.


"Master, you know I love it here in the Fortress and would be the last to complain but couldn't you have shared your cat food with us hostages under the toilet seats?"

Who

The newest member of Falkenberg's Fortress?  Could be.  She's obviously insane and she certainly meets the tonnage requirement.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjwtJf_Ihes

Sheesh.  Did you see how she swept that poor cat right off that table while he was eating?  I sure hope he landed on his feet.  Any way you look it, that's cruelty to animals.  My wish for this disgusting pig?  I hope she's taken into custody and thrown into the slammer for cruelty to animals.  Then she should be forced to become the next Mrs. George Anthony Senda.


dipp

Dear Guy from pits
As I sit here and reflect on your mother, it seems to me the lady tried hard to instil good values in you. How you took it, was she hated everything about you.
I'm SURE the woman taught you that eating and talking with you're mouth full was RUDE.
I just KNOW she did!
So please.
Next time you have to talk to a live, listening audience, please remember those good values that woman taught you.
It sounded like soup slop.
I'm sorry to say,  but it was really horrible.
or, might I suggest, that next time you have a live audience,
we get to call in and guess what you're eating.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: dipp on April 11, 2016, 08:00:36 AM
Dear Guy from pits
As I sit here and reflect on your mother, it seems to me the lady tried hard to instil good values in you. How you took it, was she hated everything about you.
I'm SURE the woman taught you that eating and talking with you're mouth full was RUDE.
I just KNOW she did!
So please.
Next time you have to talk to a live, listening audience, please remember those good values that woman taught you.
It sounded like soup slop.
I'm sorry to say,  but it was really horrible.
or, might I suggest, that next time you have a live audience,
we get to call in and guess what you're eating.

Senda has no barriers when it comes to being appropriate. Just being on air won't change that; eating, taking a dump, talking about someone elses illnesses..all fair game.

Yorkshire pud

I wonder how Kathy felt about Senda paying Kelly double D's for sex? Relief his sweaty putrid bulk wasn't adding to hers? Anger? Jealousy? Disgust? Or acceptance that the twat had his base needs with using donated money to pay for sex?

Senda, that hypocrite. He cries like a bitch when the "haterz" say anything about him, but he has no problem being a little yenta.

From the Fortress of Suckitude:


One of the hostages:
Topics?  Well,  you did a great job with the Blue light Lady.  Google Stull, Kansas.  Very interesting.  Supposedly contains one of the gateways to hell.  The story goes something like Satan used to come to Stull to visit the grave of an old bitch..or witch...in which he had a tryst,,hey...a bitch..a witch..in which he had a tryst....the town does have a bit of dark history and it is rumored that the Pope refuses to fly over that part of Kansas.

falkie said:

I didn't know that Inglorious Bitch & Laura Kinch had even been to Kansas.
The Devil's threesome.😈😈😈 💩💩💩


If anyone is Satan's bitch, it's you Senda.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on April 11, 2016, 09:02:17 AM
Senda, that hypocrite. He cries like a bitch when the "haterz" say anything about him, but he has no problem being a little yenta.

From the Fortress of Suckitude:


One of the hostages:
Topics?  Well,  you did a great job with the Blue light Lady.  Google Stull, Kansas.  Very interesting.  Supposedly contains one of the gateways to hell.  The story goes something like Satan used to come to Stull to visit the grave of an old bitch..or witch...in which he had a tryst,,hey...a bitch..a witch..in which he had a tryst....the town does have a bit of dark history and it is rumored that the Pope refuses to fly over that part of Kansas.

falkie said:

I didn't know that Inglorious Bitch & Laura Kinch had even been to Kansas.
The Devil's threesome.😈😈😈 💩💩💩


If anyone is Satan's bitch, it's you Senda.

It's look like security needs to be stepped  up at the Fortress. It's not looking so impermeable as expected.


3OctaveFart

You can thank chief of security WhiteCrow for the many breaches.

Quote from: Meatie Pie on April 11, 2016, 09:17:17 AM
You can thank chief of security WhiteCrow for the many breaches.
I've gotten many different postings from inside "The Fortress" and by different people. None of those has been White Crow.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on April 11, 2016, 09:02:17 AM
Senda, that hypocrite. He cries like a bitch when the "haterz" say anything about him, but he has no problem being a little yenta.

From the Fortress of Suckitude:


One of the hostages:
Topics?  Well,  you did a great job with the Blue light Lady.  Google Stull, Kansas.  Very interesting.  Supposedly contains one of the gateways to hell.  The story goes something like Satan used to come to Stull to visit the grave of an old bitch..or witch...in which he had a tryst,,hey...a bitch..a witch..in which he had a tryst....the town does have a bit of dark history and it is rumored that the Pope refuses to fly over that part of Kansas.

falkie said:

I didn't know that Inglorious Bitch & Laura Kinch had even been to Kansas.
The Devil's threesome.😈😈😈 💩💩💩


If anyone is Satan's bitch, it's you Senda.

Well, if you ever make it out this way again IB, I'd be honored to buy you dinner.   :P

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on April 11, 2016, 09:23:27 AM
Well, if you ever make it out this way again IB, I'd be honored to buy you dinner.   :P
:D

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on April 11, 2016, 09:22:24 AM
I've gotten many different postings from inside "The Fortress" and by different people. None of those has been White Crow.

Hey sweetcheeks, what do you have that I don't? I haven't recieved one pm from an inmate yet. Damn.

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on April 11, 2016, 09:22:24 AM
I've gotten many different postings from inside "The Fortress" and by different people. None of those has been White Crow.

Perhaps he was referring to the lack of security measures over at Falk's.  Falkie just really needs to give up on that place and re-enter the fray here unless he likes working with false sense of security. 

whoozit

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on April 11, 2016, 09:23:27 AM
Well, if you ever make it out this way again IB, I'd be honored to buy you dinner.   :P
Much classier than:

Quote from: whoozit on April 11, 2016, 09:28:16 AM
Much classier than:

Haha..well, she's already done been with the Devil, I don't suspect a saint like me has much to offer other than dinner.   :)

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on April 11, 2016, 09:30:59 AM
Haha..well, she's already done been with the Devil
A few rogues but never the Devil. You should know by now that if Senda says it, it's a lie. You know how you can tell when Senda is lying? His lips are moving.

If it makes you feel any better IB, I know it wasn't you or LK..I'd have known...there are only like 20 people in this forsaken land.

Who

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on April 11, 2016, 09:27:44 AM
Perhaps he was referring to the lack of security measures over at Falk's.  Falkie just really needs to give up on that place and re-enter the fray here unless he likes working with false sense of security.

Falkenberg's Fortress is a greenhouse.  Senda's just too fucking stupid to realize it.


dipp

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on April 11, 2016, 09:27:44 AM
Falkie just really needs to give up on that place and re-enter the fray here

Thanks for letting the rest of us know how well it's going over there.  Besides the screw up of a breach,
you sound like you're bored with a never ending love fest.
that was the funniest thing you thought you weren't saying.
Well done BJ

No need for a greenhouse with you around. lol

3OctaveFart

The Art Bell pre-December 2015 thread was one long wet sloppy French kiss compared to the Fort.

dipp

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on April 11, 2016, 09:36:05 AM
If it makes you feel any better IB, I know it wasn't you or LK..I'd have known...there are only like 20 people in this forsaken land.

And in one  wink from IB,
you let us all know it's a FORSAKEN LAND. lol

(I know. I like her too.)

Quote from: dipp on April 11, 2016, 09:47:08 AM
Thanks for letting the rest of us know how well it's going over there.  Besides the screw up of a breach,
you sound like you're bored with a never ending love fest.
that was the funniest thing you thought you weren't saying.
Well done BJ

No need for a greenhouse with you around. lol

Shhhhew...you are a sassy one!  :o  Bored at Falkie's?  Not at all..there are some nice folks there,  some idea's for the big man's burgeoning career have been shared, etc. but I keep trying to convince him to come out here with all of you, his ever-awaiting audience.  Heh heh.

Who

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on April 11, 2016, 10:15:33 AM
Shhhhew...you are a sassy one!  :o  Bored at Falkie's?  Not at all..there are some nice folks there,  some idea's for the big man's burgeoning career have been shared, etc. but I keep trying to convince him to come out here with all of you, his ever-awaiting audience.  Heh heh.

Burgeoning career?  There is no market for a fat, lazy, misogynistic bigot inhaling food on the air while yapping about whatever comes to his feeble little mind. 


dipp

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on April 11, 2016, 10:15:33 AM
Shhhhew...you are a sassy one!  :o  Bored at Falkie's?  Not at all..there are some nice folks there,  some idea's for the big man's burgeoning career have been shared, etc. but I keep trying to convince him to come out here with all of you, his ever-awaiting audience.  Heh heh.

What you're really saying, is that it's boring without us.

I can't believe YOU were the falling of the fortress itself.
oh the irony.

"it's a forsaken land"...
only 20 of us....
Falkie just really needs to give up the fortress...

oh man! Gold star!!.Your "Master" will not be pleased with you being the one to falter.


Quote from: Who on April 11, 2016, 10:23:32 AM
Burgeoning career?  There is no market for a fat, lazy, misogynistic bigot inhaling food on the air while yapping about whatever comes to his feeble little mind. 


Did you notice that he was pissed at MV for "ruining" his bit? Because Senda got confused when he heard the video game music and lost his train of concentration. So Senda's attention span of a gnat was somehow MV's fault.

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