The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Good morning, Senda. 
You and I have been friends for a long time. 

LOL!

[akwilly]

Good morning, Senda.  I'm a bit concerned about your ability to host the Gabcast tonight.  You have no experience hosting long-form radio.  I'm afraid you're liable to get tongue tied and all we'll hear is three hours of dead air with an occassional, "ugh . . . ugh . . . ugh . . . ugh."  So here's what I'm going to do.

You and I have been friends for a long time.  I'm willing to co-host the Gabcast with you.  Here's my plan.  Since you're not capable of hosting long-form radio, I'll be the host and you'll  be my sidekick, like Guillermo Rodriguez is to Jimmy Kimmel.  I'll do most of the talking and I'll occasionally throw you a question or two.  Here are some of the possible questions.

"So,  Guillermo, tell us about the time you went to the ER for free medical care and saw all kinds of non-caucasians seeking medical care for their children.  That really made you angry, didn't it?"

"Guillermo, tell us about the time you were pushing your grocery cart home at 11:30 at night and were accosted by muggers.  And how you whirled around and blasted them in the face with a flea bomb in each hand.  That must have been really exciting."

'Guillermo, you were telling the hostages, you know, the ones you keep locked up under the toilet seats in the Fortress, about how your mother used to accuse you of bringing fleas into her apartment building.  So you went to Target, bought a new set of clothes and some flea bombs to prove to her you were not the source of the fleas."

"Guillermo, you've told us many times about your vast collection of "essential" woo woo books.  What is it about these particular books that makes them essential and tell us some of the things you've learned from them.  Is life after death real?  Is it true you commune with the late Evelyn Paglini?"

So, what do you think, Senda?

WHO you freaking kill me. I hope you at least call in assuming he won't let you cohost.

[Defwhale]

The GabCast will air Friday (Today) at 8PM Eastern, 5PM Pacific. It will be hosted by Falkie2013, making his debut as a solo long-form radio host.

Call the show at 623-242-CAST(2278).
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Senda gets it, and will be getting better every day.  He's already demonstrated that with 800 videos.

The problem MV will be having is Senda expects him to pay his traveling expenses, and perhaps a check for an amount that would roughly cover a new pair of glasses, if Senda were to ever need them and they were no longer covered by MediCal.  Anyway, it's so common for those providing bandwidth and running the board to pay these expenses that Senda didn't think it necessary to bring it up with MV beforehand.

Yes all Senda would have to do is glide over to his computer and plop his colossal, cat killing ass down down, but the only way he knows how to get there from the bedroom is via San Jose, and that requires gas money and two bridge tolls.  And now cab fare.  So get ready for that.

[Defwhale]

Good morning, Senda.  I'm a bit concerned about your ability to host the Gabcast tonight.  You have no experience hosting long-form radio.

(Redacted) used to crap all over George Noory, then got her own show and is horrible.

Senda used to crap all over Heather, then got his own show. 

Was Marx right, does history repeat itself, first as tragedy then as farce?  Tune in to find out.  I wouldn't wait to listen to this one later, it may not be saved and downloaded.

[akwilly]

Senda gets it, and will be getting better every day.  He's already demonstrated that with 800 videos.

The problem MV will be having is Senda expects him to pay his traveling expenses, and perhaps a check for an amount that would roughly cover a new pair of glasses, if Senda were to ever need them.  Anyway, it's so common for those providing bandwidth and running the board to pay these expenses that Senda didn't think it necessary to bring up with MV beforehand.

Yes all Senda would have to do is glide over to his computer and plop his colossal, cat killing ass down down, but the only way he knows how to get there from the bedroom is via San Jose, and that requires gas money and two bridge tolls.  And now cab fare.  So get ready for that.

did Falkie send MV a bill to get his internet bill caught up. Probably

[Defwhale]

You're just mad because Art's full of shit, and I point it out.

But to respond, first off no one is 'like Paperboy'... second, Jeez, it was just a suggestion - solve your storage problem and put some cash in your pocket, oh well. 

And since you asked, I have a bunch of stuff I've accumulated that I'd love to get rid of.  Things that have at least a little value to collectors.  If you sell it on eBay or Craigslist for me - list it, answer questions, box it up, ship it off, I'll give you 25% commission of the net.  Books, toys, baseball cards, comic books, sports memorabilia, misc crap, I'll deliver a box or two at a time... PM me.

Normally this might be a good deal benefiting all parties, but I see only 2 possible outcomes on this one Peebs.

Either Senda likes your things and adds them to his junk heap and you never see a cent, or 6 months later after not doing a thing with them on Ebay, he returns a now cockroach and flea infested box of rat urine soaked old toys and whatever else back to you.

Perhaps whatever Senda doesn't want would end up on Kathy's heap.  Maybe you should just sell it all to Senda on a payment plan.

[3OctaveFart]

I expect Senda to be better than Girl Noory, for whatever that may be worth.

[ziznak]

I expect Senda to be better than Girl Noory, for whatever that may be worth.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

(Redacted) used to crap all over George Noory, then got her own show and is horrible.

Senda used to crap all over Heather, then got his own show. 

Was Marx right, does history repeat itself, first as tragedy then as farce?  Tune in to find out.  I wouldn't wait to listen to this one later, it may not be saved and downloaded.

History repeat itself, first as tragedy then as farce.

...That's one of the most brilliant lines I've ever read. That is the first thing of value I've ever read from that guy.

[ziznak]

as host does that mean that falkie can jut boot callers that say stuff that isn't nice?  what the fuck is going on over there in the bellgab backroom? 

MV... FAlkie... backroom....

where's the mayo?

[Who]

Well, boys and girls, it's time once again for another peek inside Falkenberger's Fortress.

I have no idea what the problem is but Senda seems to be a bit annoyed with his long-time friend and benefactor, Little Chris.


Re: Welcome to the Fortress!
« Reply #510 on: Yesterday at 07:47:10 PM »

Quote from: hostage on Yesterday at 07:01:06 PM

"Try not to stress yourself out George.  I am sure you and Little Chris will get through this somehow.  You always do."


Not stressed out.
Angry.
Stress is dealing with not having enough money to pay bills, not enough sleep or talking to Kathy on the phone.
Big Shits crossed the line & has done way too much threatening of me of late.
It's time to kick it UP a notch or two and attack !



"You know we're behind you, Master.  Well, beneath you, I should say.  Speaking of which, will you be letting us out soon?  The smell of methane from this particular location is quite overpowering.  Will you be serving lunch today?  I can't speak for the others but I know I'd love a big bowl of that delicious chicken soup from the soup kitchen."

[SredniVashtar]

History repeat itself, first as tragedy then as farce.

...That's one of the most brilliant lines I've ever read. That is the first thing of value I've ever read from that guy.

Then you ought to read a little more widely:

“Religious suffering is, at one and the same time, the expression of real suffering and a protest against real suffering. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people… The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is the demand for their real happiness….The criticism of religion is, therefore, in embryo, the criticism of that vale of tears of which religion is the halo….Criticism has plucked the imaginary flowers on the chain not in order that man shall continue to bear that chain without fantasy or consolation, but so that he shall throw off the chain and cull the living flower.”

Karl Marx

[Inglorious Bitch]

as host does that mean that falkie can jut boot callers that say stuff that isn't nice? 

We've seen how he is on his private thread, now imagine that on steroids. Only Senda friendly calls will be taken by him, so those that listen can expect to hear a lot of "good job", "you're doing great". So imagine a 2 hour Senda video with his 3 friends calling in to praise him.

[chefist]

What topics should George cover tonight?

[Who]

The tension is escalating inside Falkerberger's Fortress.  Senda is plotting to run Little Chris over with a steam roller.  And he's working hard dreaming up new names for Little Chris.  Let's listen in . . .


Re: Welcome to the Fortress!
« Reply #512 on: Yesterday at 07:49:17 PM »

Quote from: A hostage on Yesterday at 07:48:13 PM

"Chris and George, you guys were born to make music together, please patch up your differences."


Only if I can drive a steamroller & he's the test dummy.

Trying to think up new names for him.

Darth Poop

Or

Loopoopus of Bellgab

I am perfectly calm right now & the forces of Justice flow within me & give me strength.

Besides, I am waiting for my dinner to cook.



"Dinner?  Did you say something about dinner, Master?"  Will you share it with us?  Will it be that delicious chicken soup from the soup kitchen?  And will you let us out from under these toilet seats so we can enjoy it with you?"

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Then you ought to read a little more widely:

“Religious suffering is, at one and the same time, the expression of real suffering and a protest against real suffering. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. It is the opium of the people… The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is the demand for their real happiness….The criticism of religion is, therefore, in embryo, the criticism of that vale of tears of which religion is the halo….Criticism has plucked the imaginary flowers on the chain not in order that man shall continue to bear that chain without fantasy or consolation, but so that he shall throw off the chain and cull the living flower.”

The ultimate neckbeard talking about religion.



Deep.

[3OctaveFart]

Even the most strident hater has to admit this will be more entertaining than the average Girl Noory show.

[ziznak]

I wanna hear hooker stories tonight... all night... just stories from Senda about hookers.  I think that would be the shit!

[chefist]

I wanna hear hooker stories tonight... all night... just stories from Senda about hookers.  I think that would be the shit!

Noted...

[GuerrillaUnReal]

Are you making show notes?

[SredniVashtar]

Even the most strident hater has to admit this will be more entertaining than the average Girl Noory show.

If he gets rid of 'the haters' before they have a chance  to say anything then it won't be much of anything. It'll be like you and your fellow perverts wallowing around in your kitty litter box; without the grit in the oyster you won't get a pearl. On his own, Senda's a bore. He needs a few people to come on and drive him to apoplexy.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who wondered why Senda wasn't at the hospital the other day. Perhaps someone can ask that question tonight?

Answer: he's a sociopath.

[whoozit]

Noted...

Please put off label flea bomb usage in the notes.

[chefist]

Are you making show notes?

Yes, I'm making them...I don't know if George will want them or not, but I'm doing it nonetheless!

[chefist]

Please put off label flea bomb usage in the notes.

Done!

[ziznak]

If he gets rid of 'the haters' before they have a chance  to say anything then it won't be much of anything. It'll be like you and your fellow perverts wallowing around in your kitty litter box; without the grit in the oyster you won't get a pearl. On his own, Senda's a bore. He needs a few people to come on and drive him to apoplexy.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who wondered why Senda wasn't at the hospital the other day. Perhaps someone can ask that question tonight?

Answer: he's a sociopath.

why... whats wrong with Senda?

[GuerrillaUnReal]

MV is co-hosting with him isn't he? Like the last time?

[chefist]

MV is co-hosting with him isn't he? Like the last time?

i think he is just running the board...George will be doing all the talking...

[Who]

There's more talk of war inside Falkenberger's Fortress.  Senda reveals he is of Prussian heritage.  Let's listen in . . .


Re: Welcome to the Fortress!
« Reply #514 on: Yesterday at 07:55:18 PM »

Quote from: a hostage on Yesterday at 07:51:47 PM

"There have been more declarations of war and more ensuing treaties than the U.S. and Japan. Just saying."

I am of Prussian, Japanese & German ancestry and have Prussian Dukes in my lineage as well.
We beat the French in 1870.
Darth Poop will be child's play by comparison.



"I don't mean to complain, Master, but some of us are really getting hungry.  Will you be serving lunch soon?"

[SredniVashtar]

why... whats wrong with Senda?

His girlfriend/sister was bleeding from an  unnamed orifice, but Gorgeous George was too busy making videos to bother with it. He got Sweet Kathy's friend/ rapist to drive her there instead. The same woman he was complaining about the day before.

[ziznak]

MV is co-hosting with him isn't he? Like the last time?

I hope so I can't imagine the big guy working the equipment AND pontificating....