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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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Quote from: Yorkshire pud on April 07, 2016, 08:25:27 AM
It's great to know he'll be posting medical stuff (confidential) about Kathy without being asked.
So he's violating HIPPA? That's against the law. Would he like someone to post his personal medical information? No. He would run crying like a little bitch to his mommy. But it's OK for him to do that to someone else.

chefist

LC has gone dark...where is he?

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: whoozit on April 07, 2016, 08:26:45 AM
I hope to look as good as the guy below some day.

Cutting off the stache could lose him another 5 pounds.

Quote from: chefist on April 07, 2016, 08:29:24 AM
LC has gone dark...where is he?
Hopefully somewhere plotting on how to kick Senda in the nuts.

MAX

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on April 07, 2016, 08:25:27 AM
It's great to know he'll be posting medical stuff (confidential) about Kathy without being asked. Just as well it's no-one elses business, eh Senda? Any chance we can find out about your medical history? Oh wait...

But thanks for the 'he doesn't know who he's messing with' comment. Hilarious.



WTF did he take a bite out that cats back?

MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Meatie Pie on April 06, 2016, 01:46:37 PM
MV, is it OK to advertise Falkie's show on other paranormal forums (not 4Chan)

You can advertise it anywhere u like.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on April 07, 2016, 08:27:58 AM
So he's violating HIPPA? That's against the law. Would he like someone to post his personal medical information? No. He would run crying like a little bitch to his mommy. But it's OK for him to do that to someone else.

I doubt there's any ailment he's suffered from (real or imagined) that he hasn't already made a video or post about. So STFU it's none of your business.

3OctaveFart

If there is ever time to exercise some discretion, a girlfriend's gynocological problems is one of them.

My penis would be in a Mason jar if I ever discussed such things on YouTube.

chefist

Quote from: Meatie Pie on April 07, 2016, 08:43:31 AM
If there is ever time to exercise some discretion, a girlfriend's gynocological problems are one of them.

Yea, I can do without the description of Kathy's fibroids...

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Meatie Pie on April 07, 2016, 08:43:31 AM
If there is ever time to exercise some discretion, a girlfriend's gynocological problems is one of them.

Not only that, he also posted a picture of her gynaecologist during the examination.



Quote from: Meatie Pie on April 07, 2016, 08:43:31 AM
My penis would be in a Mason jar if I ever discussed such things on YouTube.

Whereas we all know it belongs in Senda's mouth.  :)

Ohhhh, you walked straight into that one!

3OctaveFart

Thanks bro.

We expect a rollicking crowd as usual for Falkie, so plug them eCigs.

3OctaveFart

Sredni, did you apply for membership in the fort? Our king needs a taster.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Meatie Pie on April 07, 2016, 09:07:57 AM
Sredni, did you apply for membership in the fort? Our king needs a taster.

Wild horses wouldn't drag me to that lice-ridden shanty. Not that they'd ever try, I suppose.

ponyboysunset

Quote from: whoozit on April 07, 2016, 08:26:45 AM
Time for my lunchtime walk.  I'm not as large as Falkie but still need to loose 15 pounds before I take up running again.  I hope to look as good as the guy below some day.
I walk most days at lunch. Helps get me through my afternoon. Kudos to all the other lunchtime walkers. I can't swim because I am getting a tattoo of mine fixed and update this weekend so I will only walking for like a month. Well worth it though.

Question are there any husband and wife teams on bellgab? And would anyone admit that if there were?


SredniVashtar

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on April 07, 2016, 08:27:58 AM
So he's violating HIPPA? That's against the law. Would he like someone to post his personal medical information? No. He would run crying like a little bitch to his mommy. But it's OK for him to do that to someone else.

Well, he's been violating a hippo (allegedly) for the last four decades, so one altered vowel doesn't mean much to Senda.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: ponyboysunset on April 07, 2016, 09:12:09 AM
Question are there any husband and wife teams on bellgab? And would anyone admit that if there were?

I told him we should come clean, but Yorkie said it was none of their business and to STFU.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: whoozit on April 07, 2016, 08:16:49 AM
My wife thinks I'm nuts wasting time here.  This was another futile attempt at humor.  I fully endorse the first rule of BellGab.

I wish I hadn't given into that request for cock pics now.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on April 07, 2016, 09:18:18 AM
I told him we should come clean, but Yorkie said it was none of their business and to STFU.
So...no video later?

ponyboysunset

Quote from: SredniVashtar on April 07, 2016, 09:20:07 AM
I wish I hadn't given into that request for cock pics now.
Oh SV, you're better than that. And this quote seems appropriate as I am listening to a classic Art Bell show:
"Mel's the guy with the never ending hole."

Followed up with this gem:
"I'm getting a fax from Washington about someone else's mystery hole."  ;D ::)

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on April 07, 2016, 09:22:46 AM
So...no video later?

My little Yorkie looked darling in flame-coloured taffeta for our big day, so it would be a shame to waste it. I am not going to disclose personal details on this forum (because it's none of your business!!), but let's just say after the wedding night the old boy was taking his meals standing up for several weeks.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on April 06, 2016, 07:12:05 PM
In unrelated news, SV was caught skinny dipping in the Thames.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/a-mysterious-creature-was-filmed-in-the-thames-%E2%80%94-here-are-the-most-common-theories-about-its-identity/ar-BBrqMo8?ocid=ansmsntravel11

As you know, my palatial riverside residence is situated on the banks of the Thames, and sometimes - in heavy rain - in it, so I don't take kindly to these remarks. This might possibly be the first confirmed sighting of Home Counties Godzilla. Than which nothing could be more hideous - except perhaps an early-morning encounter with you before you had time to paint your face on.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Meatie Pie on April 07, 2016, 08:43:31 AM
If there is ever time to exercise some discretion, a girlfriend's gynocological problems is one of them.

My penis would be in a Mason jar if I ever discussed such things on YouTube.

Oh come on! Senda thinks anything worthy of discussion as long as it's him making the decision. Mere very very personal details about his girlfriend's medical problems won't be off limits because he says so. He has a form of turettes that isn't profanity based; just that he says whatever reaches his tongue irrelevant of whether it's appropriate or not.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: SredniVashtar on April 07, 2016, 09:25:49 AM
My little Yorkie looked darling in flame-coloured taffeta for our big day, so it would be a shame to waste it. I am not going to disclose personal details on this forum (because it's none of your business!!), but let's just say after the wedding night the old boy was taking his meals standing up for several weeks.

Yeah yeah..but you got yours later in the strip club with the strap on the dominatrix was wearing. It made my eyes water watching her.

whoozit

Falkie is a blurter.  Anything that pops into his head he just blurts out.  That is perhaps his most endearing quality.  I bet the blurtee would use other words though.

bateman

Quote from: ponyboysunset on April 07, 2016, 09:12:09 AM
Question are there any husband and wife teams on bellgab? And would anyone admit that if there were?

I didn't realize what the context of this was at first and thought you were looking for a threesome.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: whoozit on April 07, 2016, 10:03:27 AM
Falkie is a blurter.  Anything that pops into his head he just blurts out.  That is perhaps his most endearing quality.  I bet the blurtee would use other words though.

I'd say he was more bloater than blurter, personally.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on April 07, 2016, 09:11:10 AM
Wild horses wouldn't drag me to that lice-ridden shanty. Not that they'd ever try, I suppose.
I knew it, another one joins little chris's, and casio's pedo club. But then again you Brits all loved Seville too, so why should I or any one else be surprised. Hey Sredni sorry to tell you this but it was announced by Harvard University, and  Dr,Pr Jovan Deretic, that they are rewriting over 4000 years of history, it appears that Oxford, and Cambridge, messed up the history, but thanks to Proffesor Archibald Sayce who found a Babylonian tablet that reads Ur Nino Sar Serbula. Which means Ur=Lord Nino= Ninayen, Sar= Emporer, Serbula= Serbia. Try and explain that one, Mr smarty pants, whops I meant kilt not pants.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Military Justice2 on April 07, 2016, 10:08:23 AM
I knew it, another one joins little chris's, and casio's pedo club. But then again you Brits all loved Seville too, so why should I or any one else be surprised. Hey Sredni sorry to tell you this but it was announced by Harvard University, and  Dr,Pr Jovan Deretic, that they are rewriting over 4000 years of history, it appears that Oxford, and Cambridge, messed up the history, but thanks to Proffesor Archibald Sayce who found a Babylonian tablet that reads Ur Nino Sar Serbula. Which means Ur=Lord Nino= Ninayen, Sar= Emporer, Serbula= Serbia. Try and explain that one, Mr smarty pants, whops I meant kilt not pants.

I'm still waiting for my military grade translation program to decipher your mangled syntax. It may take some time. I think the gist of your remarks were that you are a fucking idiot who couldn't put his trousers on in the morning unaided. So, at least we agree on something.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Military Justice2 on April 07, 2016, 10:08:23 AM
I knew it, another one joins little chris's, and casio's pedo club. But then again you Brits all loved Seville too, so why should I or any one else be surprised. Hey Sredni sorry to tell you this but it was announced by Harvard University, and  Dr,Pr Jovan Deretic, that they are rewriting over 4000 years of history, it appears that Oxford, and Cambridge, messed up the history, but thanks to Proffesor Archibald Sayce who found a Babylonian tablet that reads Ur Nino Sar Serbula. Which means Ur=Lord Nino= Ninayen, Sar= Emporer, Serbula= Serbia. Try and explain that one, Mr smarty pants, whops I meant kilt not pants.

In English? Wanker.

јеби се  I think it goes. Yes?

chefist

I have heard rumors that LC might be on a road trip to pay Falkie a personal visit! That is why he has not posted since yesterday.

If true, the countdown is on!

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