The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[SredniVashtar]

Wouldn't you love to know.

(Cue Nelson Muntz Laugh): Ha ha!

Does membership to the fortress foam-a-rama come with a complimentary bottle of mouthwash? Begone, heretic! Ne'er darken these sacred portals again!

[Roswells, Art]

Littlechris should just post the picture of Senda's anus here. That will sum the private thread up nicely for those of you that are interested.

[Who]

Littlechris should just post the picture of Senda's anus here. That will sum the private thread up nicely for those of you that are interested.

[Roswells, Art]

Exactly

[onan]

What the fuck does falkie need another thread for?

I was under the impression this forum was open for all comments excluding porn and racial hatred. Now falkie has a thread for only people he doesn't have to defend himself against? Fuck that.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

What the fuck does falkie need another thread for?

I was under the impression this forum was open for all comments excluding porn and racial hatred. Now falkie has a thread for only people he doesn't have to defend himself against? Fuck that.

For what it's worth, Onan, you were one of my first nominations to join the Fortress.

[Inglorious Bitch]

What the fuck does falkie need another thread for?

Falkie needs a secret place where he can giggle and touch himself to big breasted cartoons without everyone on the entire forum knowing what a nob he is.

[whoozit]

Falkie needs a secret place where he can giggle and touch himself to big breasted cartoons without everyone on the entire forum knowing what a nob he is.

If you've eve poked your head in here how could you not know?

[SredniVashtar]

What the fuck does falkie need another thread for?

I was under the impression this forum was open for all comments excluding porn and racial hatred. Now falkie has a thread for only people he doesn't have to defend himself against? Fuck that.

He already has his own forum, that nobody contributes to, so I can't see the logic of a members-only thread either. If they all want to gather round in a circle and whisper in each other's ears then they can go and visit the Falkie forum. Mind the cobwebs. He only has two pleasures in life: bitching about other people's supposed inadequacies, and indulging his misplaced sense of superiority. Well, this new thread lets him do the second one, and I am sure he will be back to complaining about the haters shortly, when he has to come back on this thread and stir people up to let them all know what they're missing in the Fortress. The only interesting thing about all this is how long it will take him to alienate everyone and leave him talking to himself. The last thing you ought to do with someone like Falkie is to give him any power or responsibility.

[SredniVashtar]

Falkie needs a secret place where he can giggle and touch himself to big breasted cartoons without everyone on the entire forum knowing what a nob knob he is.

You're welcome. 'nob' is short for 'noble', which is the last thing you can say about our Samurai warrior hero. Unless you consider him an aristocrat of assholes, which would be fair comment.

[onan]

Falkie needs a secret place where he can giggle and touch himself to big breasted cartoons without everyone on the entire forum knowing what a nob he is.

For what it's worth, Onan, you were one of my first nominations to join the Fortress.

He already has his own forum, that nobody contributes to, so I can't see the logic of a members-only thread either. If they all want to gather round in a circle and whisper in each other's ears then they can go and visit the Falkie forum. Mind the cobwebs. He only has two pleasures in life: bitching about other people's supposed inadequacies, and indulging his misplaced sense of superiority. Well, this new thread lets him do the second one, and I am sure he will be back to complaining about the haters shortly, when he has to come back on this thread and stir people up to let them all know what they're missing in the Fortress. The only interesting thing about all this is how long it will take him to alienate everyone and leave him talking to himself. The last thing you ought to do with someone like Falkie is to give him any power or responsibility.

I know most of you are not aware of my ongoing contempt for the mooch.

This does irritate me.

It isn't my forum, I certainly do not pay the bills for the MV family.

[Inglorious Bitch]

You're welcome. 'nob' is short for 'noble',

You of all people should know that nob is short for penis.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nob&utm_source=search-action


Nob:

British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used in jest (above "moron", just below "twat", and well below "cunt"), or used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.
Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be a nob."

Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob."

Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.

[Dateline]

I vote to lock Falkie out of this thread, and throw away the key.  Simultaneously he will be branded with a big "A" on his forehead, for "Asshat"  forever to be marked as such.

And for all the members of THIS thread we all get matching T-shirts with STFU on them.  You do get your choice of colors, all available except mayo white.

[SredniVashtar]

You of all people should know that nob is short for penis.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nob&utm_source=search-action


Nob:

British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used in jest (above "moron", just below "twat", and well below "cunt"), or used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.
Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be a nob."

Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob."

Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.

It's spelled 'knob', dear. You don't how much it grieves me to expose your inadequacies (again) but I have to set you straight. I don't know how you misbegotten Yanks try and spell it, but it's definitely with the silent 'k'. Believe me, when you have spent your life being called a 'knob', in print or audio form, you tend to remember how it's spelled.

[SredniVashtar]

You of all people should know that nob is short for penis.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nob&utm_source=search-action

Oh, while you are flicking through the Urban Dictionary, looking for filthy sexual practices that your clients might be interested in adding to the 'services offered' list, look up Dirty Sanchez, because that's what I've just done to you. (((hugs))). 

[Inglorious Bitch]

Oh, while you are flicking through the Urban Dictionary, looking for filthy sexual practices that your clients might be interested in adding to the 'services offered' list, look up Dirty Sanchez, because that's what I've just done to you. (((hugs))). 

[GravitySucks]

Oh, while you are flicking through the Urban Dictionary, looking for filthy sexual practices that your clients might be interested in adding to the 'services offered' list, look up Dirty Sanchez, because that's what I've just done to you. (((hugs))). 

I am unaware of any filthy sexual services offered by Incorrigible Bitch. Cleanliness is next to godliness.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Cleanliness is next to godliness.

And I'm pretty damn godly! I just looked up Dirt Sanchez in the Urban Dictionary...ew. And I'm a germophobe to boot.

[Falkie2013]

If you are certain you do not want members revealing any posts made in the Fortress George, then I think there is a possibility that it might help if you edited your "rules post" and add

Absolutely no sharing of Fortress posts with other bellgabbers,or on any social media, either by thread post, email or PM.  Failure to comply with this rule, if proven in a court of Falkenburg, will be banned for the length of time to be determined by the Falkenburg Judge and Jury.

Personally, If it were my fortress, which it is not...  I would not add that rule, and I would allow for the sharing of Fortress posts on other bellgab threads, even on Facebook, Twitter, and Youtube.  All fame is GOOD fame IMO.  I think there is a posibility that the insider sharing posts from this Fortress, could be doing so as a friend, and in the name of keeping the Fortress of interest to other bellgabbers, and make them feel like joining. 

Just IMO of course.

I shall consider it. I'm sitting in the glare of the sun at the library. I need to go to Starbucks.
Your opinions are reasoned and valued and great common sense as always.

G

[MAX]

Question:

Why is Falkie continuing to post on this thread now that he has his own personal sandbox to mess about in? If he wants to go off and do his own thing, like a retarded Martin Luther, then let him, but he can't play two games at once. If he has made his own damp, squalid bed then he should be compelled to lie on it. That goes for all those people who have a skeleton key to Falkenberg's Fortress: you can't run with the fox and hunt with the hounds, you have to pick a side.

The Falkie thread is like the Catholic church in the 16th century: essentially corrupt but rather fun at the same time. We even have our set of holy texts: The Senda Chronicles (the final part of the Xmas Carol is due for completion in the next week or so, with "It's a Sendaful Life" in pre-production). IB is our Mary Magdalen (for obvious reasons), Meatie Pie looks like he is lining up the role of Judas (although I am just hoping that his flirtation with the Fortress was just a bit of Easter performance art and he really didn't take the thirty pieces of silver), while modesty forbids me from speculation about the identity of JC. I'm looking into the possibility of tax exemption status for the Falkie thread (hereinafter renamed 'The Church of Falkie') too, because I'm pretty sure we qualify, and I could use the cash to buy more Pokemons for the shrine. The Fortress lot (in honour of Falkie's lacklustre hygiene standards) will be referred from hereon in as the 'Grotestants'.

So, my Falkie thread brothers and sisters, what do we do? My initial idea was that we should have anyone who posts on the Fortress thread burned at the stake as a heretic, but I have had to reject that on practical rather than moral grounds (although anyone who happens to have a can of petrol and a match in the vicinity of Open Lines Gerry will have my blessing to follow their conscience). Now I am tending towards excommunication, something like a good old-fashioned Amish shunning. So, I propose we petition MV to lock the Falkie thread to anyone who is also a member of the Fortress. I think we have to nip this schism in the bud before the bloodletting has to start. You can't be a member of both, you have to be all in, for good or bad.

Part 4 will not be released until we get a ruling on this. So, what do you want, people? The forum equivalent of a homeless shelter, with Senda as head wino, spouting off about whatever tedious balls comes into his fat head and applauded by his posse of mindless sycophants? Or do you want the original Falkie thread, famous throughout throughout the internets as a laugh factory on steroids? Everyone knows that Falkie was the least interesting thing about the Falkie thread, so now it's time to bring matters to a head and lance this boil at once!

My erring friends, with repentance brings forgiveness. You will be welcomed back to the fold, like the lost sheep you are, and you will be allowed to participate in the Sendacrist once again (instead of the communion wafer and wine we use a hot dog and Walmart peach water), but you have to pledge allegiance to the Terrible Towel and turn your back on this despicable splinter group forever, at peril of your immortal souls.

G*d bless you!

Not that anyone really gives a shit what I think and although it pains me to say it I agree totally with Mr Vashtar. Nuke this thread completely of Senda and his misguided apostles , banish them to the cornfields.   

[GravitySucks]

And I'm pretty damn godly! I just looked up Dirt Sanchez in the Urban Dictionary...ew. And I'm a germophobe to boot.

Yes, my dear, and I am here to defend your honor. I know SV prefers to perform his own Dirty Salt Lick (quite a talent I might add), but I know in my heart of hearts, your reputation for clean (almost sterile) sexual acts will never be blemished while on my watch.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Yes, my dear, and I am here to defend your honor. I know SV prefers to perform his own Dirty Salt Lick (quite a talent I might add), but I know in my heart of hearts, your reputation for clean (almost sterile) sexual acts will never be blemished while on my watch.

Thank you.   

[Inglorious Bitch]

Not that anyone really gives a shit what I think and although it pains me to say it I agree totally with Mr Vashtar. Nuke this thread completely of Senda and his misguided apostles , banish them to the cornfields.

Senda has many frenemies.

[3OctaveFart]

My liege has simply chartered a colony - you Brits should be familiar with the construct, Sredni.

We are still searching for a profitable export, and the wilderness is unforgiving, but it's an exciting time and history is being made.

[VENUS FIREBALL XL5]

Venus ... OK ..  even if Mars helps you pull the strings

https://youtu.be/qhLlXvkm65Y

LOL white crow I really enjoyed that. I loved her outfit. Now if you can find a video to bend me shape me / if you want to see me do my thing pull my strings I would really be impressed 🙋

[Falkie2013]

A mole within our Fortress? Quite frankly, I'm shocked how quickly the in-fighting has started here for what began as such a positive. Granted, all were going to be able to see the contents of this thread eventually but for someone to betray George's trust this early on and feed post information to the likes of Who and his merry band of detractors? It's unthinkable. I'm launching an investigation immediately and won't rest until the traitor has been caught. Falkie, this might make for an entertaining talking point for Monday night on your solo Gabcast - hint, hint.

It's clear that you still don't trust Little Chris after his perceived offenses in the past, George, but LC has repeatedly proven that he has your best interests at heart and you owe it to him to not throw around accusations without concrete evidence to back it up. We're all here, dancing to your tune, and willing to help whenever possible so let's not make the Fortress an ugly place like the Musings thread. By the way, I have a good friend that can bend the ear of the casting director for the Discovery Channel's Naked and Afraid, are you familiar with the show? You wouldn't even have to last the full 21 days but you'd drop weight, be allowed to plug your paid YouTube channel and other interests. The more controversy you create during your appearance the better! Is that something that would interest you? PM me if you'd like to hear the details.

I have told LC that with the exception of ONE issue with him ( he knows what it is ) I have NO issues with him.
But there is a difference between asking someone an IF question and a direct accusation.
I accused him of nothing.
MV is not going to ban Who but someone will probably find out who in here is paying our posts to him & let us all know.
It MIGHT be that someone with the appropriate skills is able to get around what MV has set up.
I do know that at some point this thread will be visible to every member of Bellgab.
Who is a _________ who deserves anything he gets for his consistent being a jerk to me with practically every post he's ever made.
I started this thread ( with acknowledged help ) to have fun & have a place for others to also have fun as well without all the drama, hate and bs.
Let's go back to having fun & drop this subject, please.

🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀😡😡😡🐴🐴🐴🐴😡😡😡😡


I went home last night and Suckcast was working.
I woke up at 6:30 this morning & finally watched 1941 & when I left at 10:00, the Internet was still not working.
I am so glad I am going back to my regular internet provider tomorrow. I will ask for a refund tomorrow. It hasn't worked for a full day in over a week.
Have I said today that Comcast/Crapfinity sucks ?

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MV wants all to be under one topic. I have NO idea why but I abide by his restriction.
It's his board.

[Falkie2013]

I shall consider it. I'm sitting in the glare of the sun at the library. I need to go to Starbucks.
Your opinions are reasoned and valued and great common sense as always.

G

If the sewage slurpers are so desperate to want to see what's in the forum, let them.
They'll always be looking in the window wanting in & never will be.
And that's good.

Brig, the second haunted house video did post to YT. Please re-post it if you can.
Thanks.

[Military Justice2]

so this is where all the great people are, NICE. Great people= great fortress.

[Lilith]

If the sewage slurpers are so desperate to want to see what's in the forum, let them.
They'll always be looking in the window wanting in & never will be.
And that's good.

Brig, the second haunted house video did post to YT. Please re-post it if you can.
Thanks.

I looked again, and alas, I still do not see a second haunted house video....only 895 which OlGerry has already posted.  It is almost as if the publish button might not have worked for the second haunted house video, or has the settings set to private instead of public.  I am having the same experience on my computer, phone, and tablet.   My most humble apologies. I feel SO ashamed 

[Falkie2013]

I looked again, and alas, I still do not see a second haunted house video....only 895 which OlGerry has already posted.  It is almost as if the publish button might not have worked for the second haunted house video.  I am having the same experience on my computer, phone, and tablet.   My most humble apologies. I feel SO ashamed 

I can see it on my IPad.
Don't feel ashamed for the inadequacies of your computer or equipment.
Thank you for your attempt.
Tomorrow I will be able to post these for myself.

New breaking news story video is up as shooter kills 6 at Richmond, Va Greyhound station. Va State Police returned fire & killed him.
Media briefing soon.