The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Lilith]

Good evening, everyone! I'm delighted to have been allowed to join! Thanks, George!

Hey Chefist    Good to see you around a bit more lately.  Hope to see you around more now! 

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[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

OK, new guy here...how do I listen to this GabCast thing?  Never Mind...figured it out. 

[WhiteCrow]

I have asked the person in question and said I do not wish to institute a ban unless I am forced to.
I await his reply.
And I have mentioned this to MV as well.
The Master Cylinder will get to the bottom of it.
In this case, at least when it pertains to Who, it's more like one of the unusual suspects.

Simple solution..and only right solution ..MV bans Who.

The person from here that feed Who the private information can confess to save Who.. Or continue to be a wiesel.

[WhiteCrow]

Yeah of course you are accusing ME again. 

I responded to you via PM but this needs to be made public here within this thread for now so people can truly understand what I am subject to on pretty much a daily basis dealing with you. I'm constantly either accused of attacking you or trolling you, and now I am a fucken SPY!!!.

Just ridiculous!

George, please DO NOT delete or alter this post.

-Chris

Chris, you don't have to put yourself through this..
I like George, but keep my distance too.

As for the Been A Dick.. It's quite easy to figure out the suspects.. George eliminate the ones that wouldn't do it first.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

A spy in Falkenberg's Fortress?   I thought that the thread was to become visible to all at some point.  Is this not the case? 

[3OctaveFart]

He who smelt it dealt it - old axiom of the recess playground.

[3OctaveFart]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqxj2SUrKYU

[Who]

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqxj2SUrKYU

Why is it so blurry?  Did Senda smear mayo on the lens?

[3OctaveFart]

It does look like it was recorded in 1978.

Maybe that is part of my master's aesthetic.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

A mole within our Fortress? Quite frankly, I'm shocked how quickly the in-fighting has started here for what began as such a positive. Granted, all were going to be able to see the contents of this thread eventually but for someone to betray George's trust this early on and feed post information to the likes of Who and his merry band of detractors? It's unthinkable. I'm launching an investigation immediately and won't rest until the traitor has been caught. Falkie, this might make for an entertaining talking point for Monday night on your solo Gabcast - hint, hint.

It's clear that you still don't trust Little Chris after his perceived offenses in the past, George, but LC has repeatedly proven that he has your best interests at heart and you owe it to him to not throw around accusations without concrete evidence to back it up. We're all here, dancing to your tune, and willing to help whenever possible so let's not make the Fortress an ugly place like the Musings thread. By the way, I have a good friend that can bend the ear of the casting director for the Discovery Channel's Naked and Afraid, are you familiar with the show? You wouldn't even have to last the full 21 days but you'd drop weight, be allowed to plug your paid YouTube channel and other interests. The more controversy you create during your appearance the better! Is that something that would interest you? PM me if you'd like to hear the details.

[SredniVashtar]

Question:

Why is Falkie continuing to post on this thread now that he has his own personal sandbox to mess about in? If he wants to go off and do his own thing, like a retarded Martin Luther, then let him, but he can't play two games at once. If he has made his own damp, squalid bed then he should be compelled to lie on it. That goes for all those people who have a skeleton key to Falkenberg's Fortress: you can't run with the fox and hunt with the hounds, you have to pick a side.

The Falkie thread is like the Catholic church in the 16th century: essentially corrupt but rather fun at the same time. We even have our set of holy texts: The Senda Chronicles (the final part of the Xmas Carol is due for completion in the next week or so, with "It's a Sendaful Life" in pre-production). IB is our Mary Magdalen (for obvious reasons), Meatie Pie looks like he is lining up the role of Judas (although I am just hoping that his flirtation with the Fortress was just a bit of Easter performance art and he really didn't take the thirty pieces of silver), while modesty forbids me from speculation about the identity of JC. I'm looking into the possibility of tax exemption status for the Falkie thread (hereinafter renamed 'The Church of Falkie') too, because I'm pretty sure we qualify, and I could use the cash to buy more Pokemons for the shrine. The Fortress lot (in honour of Falkie's lacklustre hygiene standards) will be referred from hereon in as the 'Grotestants'.

So, my Falkie thread brothers and sisters, what do we do? My initial idea was that we should have anyone who posts on the Fortress thread burned at the stake as a heretic, but I have had to reject that on practical rather than moral grounds (although anyone who happens to have a can of petrol and a match in the vicinity of Open Lines Gerry will have my blessing to follow their conscience). Now I am tending towards excommunication, something like a good old-fashioned Amish shunning. So, I propose we petition MV to lock the Falkie thread to anyone who is also a member of the Fortress. I think we have to nip this schism in the bud before the bloodletting has to start. You can't be a member of both, you have to be all in, for good or bad.

Part 4 will not be released until we get a ruling on this. So, what do you want, people? The forum equivalent of a homeless shelter, with Senda as head wino, spouting off about whatever tedious balls comes into his fat head and applauded by his posse of mindless sycophants? Or do you want the original Falkie thread, famous throughout throughout the internets as a laugh factory on steroids? Everyone knows that Falkie was the least interesting thing about the Falkie thread, so now it's time to bring matters to a head and lance this boil at once!

My erring friends, with repentance brings forgiveness. You will be welcomed back to the fold, like the lost sheep you are, and you will be allowed to participate in the Sendacrist once again (instead of the communion wafer and wine we use a hot dog and Walmart peach water), but you have to pledge allegiance to the Terrible Towel and turn your back on this despicable splinter group forever, at peril of your immortal souls.

G*d bless you!

[whoozit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U37zfqIihwU

Alright you useless tub of lard.  Kathy escapes your influence in Hawaii.  While there she thinks of you and buys you a shirt.  All you can do is call her greedy and bitch about the shirt.  What the fuck is wrong with you?  You are a narcissistic, fat, self-control lacking, waste of skin and oxygen.  Kathy is way too good for you.  You don't even understand what an ass you are. When it is pointed out to you all you do is shoot the messenger.  I don't even think we are of the same species homo-sapiens.  You belong to the group homo-anus.  I'd call you a useless sack of shit but even manure can be used to grow flowers.  All you can do is spread your bile and anger.  FOAD you mooch.

[Lilith]

I have asked the person in question and said I do not wish to institute a ban unless I am forced to.
I await his reply.
And I have mentioned this to MV as well.
The Master Cylinder will get to the bottom of it.
In this case, at least when it pertains to Who, it's more like one of the unusual suspects.

If you are certain you do not want members revealing any posts made in the Fortress George, then I think there is a possibility that it might help if you edited your "rules post" and add

Absolutely no sharing of Fortress posts with other bellgabbers,or on any social media, either by thread post, email or PM.  Failure to comply with this rule, if proven in a court of Falkenburg, will be banned for the length of time to be determined by the Falkenburg Judge and Jury.

Personally, If it were my fortress, which it is not...  I would not add that rule, and I would allow for the sharing of Fortress posts on other bellgab threads, even on Facebook, Twitter, and Youtube.  All fame is GOOD fame IMO.  I think there is a posibility that the insider sharing posts from this Fortress, could be doing so as a friend, and in the name of keeping the Fortress of interest to other bellgabbers, and make them feel like joining. 

Just IMO of course.

[Lilith]

Question:

Why is Falkie continuing to post on this thread now that he has his own personal sandbox to mess about in? If he wants to go off and do his own thing, like a retarded Martin Luther, then let him, but he can't play two games at once. If he has made his own damp, squalid bed then he should be compelled to lie on it. That goes for all those people who have a skeleton key to Falkenberg's Fortress: you can't run with the fox and hunt with the hounds, you have to pick a side.

The Falkie thread is like the Catholic church in the 16th century: essentially corrupt but rather fun at the same time. We even have our set of holy texts: The Senda Chronicles (the final part of the Xmas Carol is due for completion in the next week or so, with "It's a Sendaful Life" in pre-production). IB is our Mary Magdalen (for obvious reasons), Meatie Pie looks like he is lining up the role of Judas (although I am just hoping that his flirtation with the Fortress was just a bit of Easter performance art and he really didn't take the thirty pieces of silver), while modesty forbids me from speculation about the identity of JC. I'm looking into the possibility of tax exemption status for the Falkie thread (hereinafter renamed 'The Church of Falkie') too, because I'm pretty sure we qualify, and I could use the cash to buy more Pokemons for the shrine. The Fortress lot (in honour of Falkie's lacklustre hygiene standards) will be referred from hereon in as the 'Grotestants'.

So, my Falkie thread brothers and sisters, what do we do? My initial idea was that we should have anyone who posts on the Fortress thread burned at the stake as a heretic, but I have had to reject that on practical rather than moral grounds (although anyone who happens to have a can of petrol and a match in the vicinity of Open Lines Gerry will have my blessing to follow their conscience). Now I am tending towards excommunication, something like a good old-fashioned Amish shunning. So, I propose we petition MV to lock the Falkie thread to anyone who is also a member of the Fortress. I think we have to nip this schism in the bud before the bloodletting has to start. You can't be a member of both, you have to be all in, for good or bad.

Part 4 will not be released until we get a ruling on this. So, what do you want, people? The forum equivalent of a homeless shelter, with Senda as head wino, spouting off about whatever tedious balls comes into his fat head and applauded by his posse of mindless sycophants? Or do you want the original Falkie thread, famous throughout throughout the internets as a laugh factory on steroids? Everyone knows that Falkie was the least interesting thing about the Falkie thread, so now it's time to bring matters to a head and lance this boil at once!

My erring friends, with repentance brings forgiveness. You will be welcomed back to the fold, like the lost sheep you are, and you will be allowed to participate in the Sendacrist once again (instead of the communion wafer and wine we use a hot dog and Walmart peach water), but you have to pledge allegiance to the Terrible Towel and turn your back on this despicable splinter group forever, at peril of your immortal souls.

G*d bless you!

ShredmeBashedher, I don't usually make comment to disagree with any of your posts, but here I feel IMPELLED to say, you are starting to sound exactly like a member of a divisive political government.

[nooryisawesome]

Senda's antics aren't funny anymore. It's lame, sad, tired, boring.

[Lilith]

Senda's antics aren't funny anymore. It's lame, sad, tired, boring.

I realize I am risking much criticism from members of a certain politically correct thread, AND bannedome from the Falkie Fortress by posting this, however I feel that I need to say it.  Popularity remains, only as long as a varitey of interesting characters add conversation, and controversy to the environment. The Falkie Fortress, is to the Musings thread, what Bellahaven is to bellgab.  We need both IMO.

It is fun getting to know George in his Fortress, where he can share portions of his life that he wants to share, in a friendly Bellahaven-esque environment IMO.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

You people are cruel.

[SredniVashtar]

I realize I am risking much criticism from members of a certain politically correct thread, AND bannedome from the Falkie Fortress by posting this, however I feel that I need to say it.  Popularity remains, only as long as a varitey of interesting characters add conversation, and controversy to the environment. The Falkie Fortress, is to the Musings thread, what Bellahaven is to bellgab.  We need both IMO.

It is fun getting to know George in his Fortress, where he can share portions of his life that he wants to share, in a friendly Bellahaven-esque environment IMO.

This sectarianism started with the Fortress! I don't think a private clique is in the interests of BellGab as a whole and must be stamped out before it spreads further. Who knows what they're doing in there? They might be sacrificing babies for all we know. We want openness and transparency, otherwise there will be blood in the streets. If we allow one, then these splinter groups are going to keep popping up like soap bubbles. We had all this with the Reformation and it ended up with the Thirty Years War. I have already been ordering barricades from eBay, and I am just waiting for the other shoe to drop before I start splitting skulls.

[Lilith]

This sectarianism started with the Fortress! I don't think a private clique is in the interests of BellGab as a whole and must be stamped out before it spreads further. Who knows what they're doing in there? They might be sacrificing babies for all we know. We want openness and transparency, otherwise there will be blood in the streets. If we allow one, then these splinter groups are going to keep popping up like soap bubbles. We had all this with the Reformation and it ended up with the Thirty Years War. I have already been ordering barricades from eBay, and I am just waiting for the other shoe to drop before I start splitting skulls.

Its my understanding that MV plans to make the Fortress visible  to all, as soon as he figures out how to do so.  It is only invisible right now because MV is learning how to make it visible to all, while keeping posting selective. Everyone will be able to read it, but only members will be able to post.  Again, that is only my understanding, and things can change.

Praise MV! 

[AZZERAE]

This sectarianism started with the Fortress! I don't think a private clique is in the interests of BellGab as a whole and must be stamped out before it spreads further. Who knows what they're doing in there?

Wouldn't you love to know.

(Cue Nelson Muntz Laugh): Ha ha!

[Roswells, Art]

Its my understanding that MV plans to make the Fortress visible as soon as he figures out how to do so.  It is only invisible right now because MV is learning how to make it visible to all, while keeping posting selective. Everyone will be able to read it, but only members will be able to post.  Again, that is only my understanding, and things can change.

Praise MV! 

I'd rather not see this creation of Senda's. The highlights that our intrepid reporters return to us are all my intestinal system can handle in regards to what that thread must be.

[Inglorious Bitch]

It is fun getting to know George in his Fortress, where he can share portions of his life that he wants to share, in a friendly Bellahaven-esque environment IMO.

Has Falkie regaled you with tales of how he read medical journals at aged three and understood them? Or how he died, was packed in ice like some whitefish and then brought back to life THREE days later? You should ask him about that. 

if you listen long enough he will tell you how he was the first man to walk on the moon and about the time he discovered the cure for cancer.