The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Defwhale]

Go google New York puts up wrong Belgian colors in tribute to Brussels attacks.
It's all over the net today. I didn't just make it up out of whole cloth like YOU do !
The Mayor runs the city & not only I but both New York papers, the U.K. Guardian & numerous other media outlets had a field day showing the picture and implying that it was another indicator of DiBlasios incompetence as Mayor.

Yes, that's the point isn't it?

All the news outlets blame DiBlasio, and so did you.  You did noting different, didn't have your own take on it, you just repeated what all the others said, that it was another example of DiBlasio's incompetence.  You broke nothing, and you added nothing.  As usual.

Back to YP's point, do you really believe the mayor was the one setting it all up and deciding which colors to use?  Because if you do, you're an idiot.  Ok, you're an idiot either way, but still.

[Defwhale]

They are NOT intended to be fun.

Are they intended to portray you as a buffoon?

[Who]

And don't anyone bring up my traffic fines again.

When are you going to pay your traffic fines?  How many years has it been?  How many fines are there?  Two?  Three?  Four?  More?  No wonder the DMV suspended your driver's license.

I only heard of one other guy who had his driver's license suspended.  He racked up all kinds of fines.   He was irresponsible like you and thought he was above the law. He didn't pay his fines either.  One day his luck ran out and he found himself in an orange jump suit with a number on the back.  Oh sure, the food was good but one day a big non-caucasian made him an offer he couldn't refuse.  I only mention this because I know how angry you get when you see non-caucasians seeking free medical care at the ER when you're there getting your free medical care.  And if non-caucasians getting medical care upsets you so much, imagine how upset you'd be if one . . . how do we put this politely without getting too graphic . . . demanded your hand in matrimony?

You really need to pay those fines. 

 

[Who]

The breaking news stories are to inform my viewers.

Senda, this makes no sense at all.  Who depends on you to be informed about breaking news stories?   People with no access to radio, TV or the internet?  If they have no access to radio, TV or the internet then they're not going to be able to see you on YouTube.

See what I mean?  You're not making any sense and that can have unpleasant consequences for you.  See, here's the thing.  You have to make sense from time to time.  If you go around talking nonsense all the time some mental health professional will notice and have you involuntarily committed.  Oh sure, the food will be good but . . . .

They are NOT intended to be fun.

You achieved that objective. Congratulations.

[Who]

The latest terror videos did not get as many views not because I had no green, black or white screen but because I was not in the videos.

What do you mean you weren't in the videos?  Your big face is all over those videos.  Close ups of your big face.  That's all we see.  Closeups of your big face.  You even started to burp in this one. Or you had gas or something.  What were you doing, stuffing your face with Jimmy Dean frozen burritos just before you turned on your camera?  Take a look.  It's about 3 seconds in.  BURP!  Or gas.  Whatever it was, it was very unprofessional.  But back to the main point.  You said you didn't get many views because you weren't in the videos.  Well, here's one of the videos in question.  What do we see?  Your big face. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7eSU6cE-tE

[Who]

[Open Lines Gerry]

Senda, this makes no sense at all.  Who depends on you to be informed about breaking news stories?   People with no access to radio, TV or the internet?  If they have no access to radio, TV or the internet then they're not going to be able to see you on YouTube.

You can't see me, Who, but Ol' Gerry's hand is raised, and it's raised up high.  The first thing I do when I wake up, after letting my dog out to relieve himself of course, is to fire up my tablet to see if George has broken any news in a new YouTube video overnight - BEFORE I even check Drudge.  While I was getting a good night's rest, I could sleep soundly knowing that George was HARD AT WORK, vigilantly monitoring the news for me and his other followers so we could be informed in the morning. 

There's a reason he's available to speak with guys like BellGab's area51drone and others well into the wee hours of the morning.  His senses are sharp, and he has his finger on the pulse of the rapidly developing events that happen around the globe 24/7.  George Senda knows the news.  George Senda IS the news.

Thank you for keeping us informed and enlightened, George.

[Who]

You can't see me, Who, but Ol' Gerry's hand is raised, and it's raised up high.  The first thing I do when I wake up, after letting my dog out to relieve himself of course, is to fire up my tablet to see if George has broken any news in a new YouTube video overnight - BEFORE I even check Drudge.  While I was getting a good night's rest, I could sleep soundly knowing that George was HARD AT WORK, vigilantly monitoring the news for me and his other followers so we could be informed in the morning. 

There's a reason he's available to speak with guys like BellGab's area51drone and others well into the wee hours of the morning.  His senses are sharp, and he has his finger on the pulse of the rapidly developing events that happen around the globe 24/7.  George Senda knows the news.  George Senda IS the news.

Thank you for keeping us informed and enlightened, George.

[Open Lines Gerry]

I'd like to publicly thank all of you who PMd me today to congratulate me on Ol' Gerry's anniversary of joining BellGab and this thread.  The notes were pouring in all day, and I really appreciate the kind words and sentiments.  I'm going to use discretion and not name names so as to not embarrass anybody, but I'm sure that some of you would be absolutely SHOCKED if you knew who some of the biggest detractors were who took the time to reach out and say, "Gerry, we're glad you're here."

I'm looking forward to what this next year has in store for us, and to what George will bring to us in his news and commentary.  It's been a good day, and I thank you all.

[Who]

I'd like to publicly thank all of you who PMd me today to congratulate me on Ol' Gerry's anniversary of joining BellGab and this thread.  The notes were pouring in all day, and I really appreciate the kind words and sentiments.  I'm going to use discretion and not name names so as to not embarrass anybody, but I'm sure that some of you would be absolutely SHOCKED if you knew who some of the biggest detractors were who took the time to reach out and say, "Gerry, we're glad you're here."

I'm looking forward to what this next year has in store for us, and to what George will bring to us in his news and commentary.  It's been a good day, and I thank you all.

[akwilly]

I'd like to publicly thank all of you who PMd me today to congratulate me on Ol' Gerry's anniversary of joining BellGab and this thread.  The notes were pouring in all day, and I really appreciate the kind words and sentiments.  I'm going to use discretion and not name names so as to not embarrass anybody, but I'm sure that some of you would be absolutely SHOCKED if you knew who some of the biggest detractors were who took the time to reach out and say, "Gerry, we're glad you're here."

I'm looking forward to what this next year has in store for us, and to what George will bring to us in his news and commentary.  It's been a good day, and I thank you all.

I'm sorry I didn't PM you. I would have if I'd of known it was such an important day. I hope you had a wonderful day and can only hope that you reconnect with young grave digging Gerry JR. In the year to follow I also hope that George takes you up on the most generous offer you made him concerning your daughter. The world needs some baby Falkie's running around.

[Who]

I'm sorry I didn't PM you. I would have if I'd of known it was such an important day. I hope you had a wonderful day and can only hope that you reconnect with young grave digging Gerry JR. In the year to follow I also hope that George takes you up on the most generous offer you made him concerning your daughter. The world needs some baby Falkie's running around.

Gerry is too humble to tell you this so I'll pass the good news along for him.  Gerry and his son have reconciled.  Gerry flew to Louisiana last week and worked alongside his son for a few days. Gerry generously offered to buy Gerry Jr. a backhoe but Junior has a strong work ethic and prefers to do his job the old fashioned way. In fact, the motto of his grave digging business is, "Digging graves the old fashioned way."

[akwilly]

Gerry is too humble to tell you this so I'll pass the good news along for him.  Gerry and his son have reconciled.  Gerry flew to Louisiana last week and worked alongside his son for a few days. Gerry generously offered to buy Gerry Jr. a backhoe but Junior has a strong work ethic and prefers to do his job the old fashioned way.  His motto is "Digging graves the old fashioned way."

What heartwarming news! Thanks Who. "Digging graves the old fashioned way" is a great motto. I am sure it helps his business greatly, especially with the older folks who appreciate good work ethics.

[Open Lines Gerry]

Gerry is too humble to tell you this so I'll pass the good news along for him.  Gerry and his son have reconciled.  Gerry flew to Louisiana last week and worked alongside his son for a few days. Gerry generously offered to buy Gerry Jr. a backhoe but Junior has a strong work ethic and prefers to do his job the old fashioned way. In fact, the motto of his grave digging business is, "Digging graves the old fashioned way."

If only this was true...

I did get a bit of enjoyment from the gif, but it was a fleeting moment.  We'll reconcile someday - I swear to it.  I will not let him live with regrets like those I feel about Pap.

[Rally Squirrel]

And in May I will buy the green screen kit and then figure out how to use the software once I get the other computer back.

Seriously, don't waste your money on it.

You will not be able to figure it out. You will not use it. This not like "you wont talk to Noorey", it was possible for that to happen. This is beyond your skills, you might set it up and you might even think you are using it but it will not work.

I know this because I see what you produce, you can not be bothered to watch a single thing before you post it. You edit nothing. You cough, fart and burp without cutting it. You thought no one could see you when you cried at Palin. You are incapable of using a green screen yet.

You have improved. After 900 videos you film outdoor events better and got rid of the mirror image. That is something but not a lot. There is a ton of free software you can learn before you try a more advanced step that you will fuck up and blame a cat or Kathy.

[Defwhale]

Senda, this makes no sense at all.  Who depends on you to be informed about breaking news stories?   People with no access to radio, TV or the internet?  If they have no access to radio, TV or the internet then they're not going to be able to see you on YouTube.

See what I mean?  You're not making any sense and that can have unpleasant consequences for you.  See, here's the thing.  You have to make sense from time to time.  If you go around talking nonsense all the time some mental health professional will notice and have you involuntarily committed.  Oh sure, the food will be good but . . . .

You achieved that objective. Congratulations.

The main problem with Senda is he isn't very bright, but for some reason he thinks he is.  He's what we call a perfect storm of stupid and lack of self awareness.  Reading books and magazines, learning some facts and being able to parrot some of it it back is not the same as being intelligent. 

[Rally Squirrel]

The main problem with Senda is he isn't very bright, but for some reason he thinks he is.  He's what we call a perfect storm of stupid and lack of self awareness.  Reading books and magazines, learning some facts and being able to parrot some of it it back is not the same as being intelligent.

Senda is a text book example of The Dunningâ€"Kruger effect.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect

The Dunningâ€"Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which relatively unskilled persons suffer illusory superiority, mistakenly assessing their ability to be much higher than it really is. Dunning and Kruger attributed this bias to a metacognitive inability of the unskilled to recognize their own ineptitude and evaluate their own ability accurately.

[SnapT]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
http://youtu.be/lcjKwtWrKDc

[MV/Liberace!]

You can't see me, Who, but Ol' Gerry's hand is raised, and it's raised up high.  The first thing I do when I wake up, after letting my dog out to relieve himself of course, is to fire up my tablet to see if George has broken any news in a new YouTube video overnight - BEFORE I even check Drudge.  While I was getting a good night's rest, I could sleep soundly knowing that George was HARD AT WORK, vigilantly monitoring the news for me and his other followers so we could be informed in the morning. 

There's a reason he's available to speak with guys like BellGab's area51drone and others well into the wee hours of the morning.  His senses are sharp, and he has his finger on the pulse of the rapidly developing events that happen around the globe 24/7.  George Senda knows the news.  George Senda IS the news.

Thank you for keeping us informed and enlightened, George.

hey. you're not dead. cool.

[area51drone]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What did you all expect to happen?  For him to just roll over and take it without any compensation?  I told you all a few days ago, it's time to pony up.  Now he's taking the channel private and you're going to have to pay to see him.   This thread will wither on the vine and George will go on to fame and riches (or at least pay for his internet).  I hope you're all happy.

[nooryisawesome]

What did you all expect to happen?  For him to just roll over and take it without any compensation?  I told you all a few days ago, it's time to pony up.  Now he's taking the channel private and you're going to have to pay to see him.   This thread will wither on the vine and George will go on to fame and riches (or at least pay for his internet).  I hope you're all happy.

Senda is going to start charging $5 a month to watch his videos starting the 1st of the month.

[akwilly]

Senda is going to start charging $5 a month to watch his videos starting the 1st of the month.

does this mean he will have do taxes? I can't wait to see what he will write off. Will everything in his apt that gets on camera be a "business" expense?

[Corona Kitty]

I feel some how responsible for some of this.

[akwilly]

I feel some how responsible for some of this.

you bastard. Oh well it was a great interview non the less.

[Corona Kitty]

you bastard. Oh well it was a great interview non the less.

I think it's a bad decision for him to charge for his intellectual property, i think it would be best if just perhaps disabled the youtube comments, and sell falkie memorabilia. I can only apologize to george and hope he can return for another interview this time focused only on the paranormal and pro-wrestling. I tried my best to make everyone in the chatroom happy, i learned you can't have it both ways. Love you all. Thank you.

[coaster]

lol. falkie charging people to watch him drink coffee. well you'll have drone and gerry by your side. Enjoy that pocket change. He wanted to make enough to pay his internet bill? 900 videos later.. Perhaps the universe is trying to tell you something...

[Rally Squirrel]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
http://youtu.be/lcjKwtWrKDc

Well George, you gave yourself one month to convince people this channel is worth paying for. That is a strange challenge to set for yourself but it is a lofty goal.
Right now you produce shit. No one will pay to watch a video with no sound and no one will pay to see breaking news. You need to produce something and your ratio of hundreds of hours to make 900 videos is pathetic. That is just the run time of them.

A simple 5 minute video should take several hours to make. If you make one single video in April that has even minor pre and post production work you can count me in for a 6 month subscription. That $30 American dollars, cash money.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

You won't have [Falkie] to kick around anymore, because, gentlemen, this is my last [woo woo] conference.

[coaster]

good riddance.

[nooryisawesome]

lol. falkie charging people to watch him drink coffee. well you'll have drone and gerry by your side. Enjoy that pocket change. He wanted to make enough to pay his internet bill? 900 videos later.. Perhaps the universe is trying to tell you something...

I think Senda will get a handful of subscribers. A few people might do it just out of kindness.