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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

Should this thread be removed from the forum?

Yes
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No
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Total Members Voted: 1936

whoozit

Quote from: SredniVashtar on March 22, 2016, 07:40:36 AM
Nobody watches you shit because they like it, they watch because they can't believe the human car wreck they are looking at.
Shhhhhh...spoilers.

area51drone

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on March 22, 2016, 06:09:00 AM
Let Falkie earn it. Once he moves his ass to sell mugs and tee shirts with his face and a Falkie quote on them, many of us will be happy to buy his wares. I don't mind supporting someone who does some work, I just resent someone living off the fat of the  land his whole life when he is well enough to work. If he can walk all over creation on his woo woo interviews, he can do some sort of desk job or be a host at Walmart part time. Even if he does good videos and merchandising to make money, I can get behind that.

The fact is that whether you think his videos are good or not, you are still getting entertainment value out of it, and you know it.  Without George, your day would have less smiles, whether they are PRO Falkie or ANTI Falkie.   That deserves some recognition, and the best kind to give him is your hard earned cash.   Show the man some support.  With enough money in his pocket, you will get more entertainment, news and sports from him than anyone else on youtube, and who knows what else might come from the man.   Hell, you already are, you have to admit it.

The LEAST any of you can do is disable your ad blockers and watch/click on the man's ads.  Like his videos so he'll get more attention. 

Billy, you can donate through his boardhost site, there is a paypal donate button there, or you can send him cash/check to his address which is posted multiple times in this thread.  Search "Martinez, CA"

Quote from: area51drone on March 22, 2016, 08:23:01 AM
The fact is that whether you think his videos are good or not, you are still getting entertainment value out of it, and you know it.  Without George, your day would have less smiles, whether they are PRO Falkie or ANTI Falkie.   That deserves some recognition, and the best kind to give him is your hard earned cash.   Show the man some support.  With enough money in his pocket, you will get more entertainment, news and sports from him than anyone else on youtube, and who knows what else might come from the man.   Hell, you already are, you have to admit it.

The LEAST any of you can do is disable your ad blockers and watch/click on the man's ads.  Like his videos so he'll get more attention. 

Billy, you can donate through his boardhost site, there is a paypal donate button there, or you can send him cash/check to his address which is posted multiple times in this thread.  Search "Martinez, CA"
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat everyday. I only want Falkie to know how to fish and I will be happy to buy the fish he has fished.

Also, I am not computer savy enough to know how to use Ad block. Do you think I'm some sort of computer brainiac?! I don't even think it's on my computer. So I always see peoples ads and even click on them sometimes.

Also, Falkie needs to produce something with content that I would want to watch, otherwise what is the point of watching his videos? I want him to do a cooking show.

Quote from: area51drone on March 22, 2016, 08:23:01 AM
The fact is that whether you think his videos are good or not, you are still getting entertainment value out of it, and you know it.  Without George, your day would have less smiles, whether they are PRO Falkie or ANTI Falkie.   That deserves some recognition, and the best kind to give him is your hard earned cash.   Show the man some support.  With enough money in his pocket, you will get more entertainment, news and sports from him than anyone else on youtube, and who knows what else might come from the man.   Hell, you already are, you have to admit it.

The LEAST any of you can do is disable your ad blockers and watch/click on the man's ads.  Like his videos so he'll get more attention. 

Billy, you can donate through his boardhost site, there is a paypal donate button there, or you can send him cash/check to his address which is posted multiple times in this thread.  Search "Martinez, CA"

Drone, thanks for the information.  I agree with you, entertainment is being had by all.  The question is:  can one monetize that entertainment...is it of value to us?  I don't think that anyone who  has posted on nearly 1200 pages can deny that Falkie has a certain appeal.  Look, he deems himself to be a paranormal guru of sorts.  Good!  He has the library for it.  Folks here (even his detractors) have made some great suggestions...some are willing to part with their hard-earned money IF Falkie can produce something of v-a-l-u-e.  I think he can.  I said it once, I'll say it again...I believe in the guy.  I still believe in the old Horatio Alger, pull yourself up by your bootstraps, and make something happen story.  George, you have bootstraps....start pulling man!

SredniVashtar

Quote from: area51drone on March 22, 2016, 08:23:01 AM
The fact is that whether you think his videos are good or not, you are still getting entertainment value out of it, and you know it.  Without George, your day would have less smiles, whether they are PRO Falkie or ANTI Falkie.   That deserves some recognition, and the best kind to give him is your hard earned cash.   Show the man some support.  With enough money in his pocket, you will get more entertainment, news and sports from him than anyone else on youtube, and who knows what else might come from the man.   Hell, you already are, you have to admit it.

The only thing that keeps the Falkie thread alive are the contributions of other people. Can you imagine if MV was mad enough to give Falkie authority over "his" thread? He'd ban everyone and be talking to himself after a couple of weeks and the thread would be a distant memory. I can't even read his posts, they are so disordered and tedious. As Meatie said the other day, it's always a monologue with Falkie. If you try and engage him in anything then he gets threatened, because it jeopardises his fantasy world, where he can spew any old shit that comes to mind. Falkie is a bargain basement eccentric, and the fact is most eccentrics are only interesting to themselves. If he wasn't on the internet he'd been on a park bench trying to get kids to feel in his pockets for candy.

There was a certain amount of fun to be had from him a couple of years ago because he was at least making an effort. These days he is too lazy to get out of bed half the time, and he spends too much time whining about his problems. Don't make him out to be some kind of retarded Falstaff because he isn't. If you give him money without earning it you simply encourage him to live like a slob. I guess you are taking the piss with most of this, but if you were any sort of friend you should be trying to restrain his delusions rather than encourage them. He isn't interesting enough to be anything other than a lolcow, and you know it. He's too lazy to attempt anything interesting, and his whole life has been spent trying to get others to do things for him.

When I read the Falkie thread, it's certainly not for Senda.

See...IB and i were posting the same cocka-doody message at the same time...Give us something we want!

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: littlechris on March 22, 2016, 01:54:06 AM
https://youtu.be/uj38oCjv2kg

Jeeeze. The first name in international journalism strikes again...naturally it's plagerising what the real reporters are reporting but hey; why let integrity get in the way of ceiling and bookcase shots. Senda, you're such a deluded fucking mess.. do you honestly believe you're reporting news that anyone will credit you with?

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 22, 2016, 02:12:20 AM
Just a quick comment and NOT really here.
I ate ONE very small meal of meatless spaghetti and had a piece of lemon cake yesterday.
That's it.
There is almost nothing to eat in my apartment right now and YOU have absolutely NO idea what in the hell you are talking about.
Go sit on the barbed tip of a harpoon.
The Slim Fast curbed my appetite but it made my stomach feel queasy and awful.
But I only ate those two things from 7 am until now.
And water.
STFU Shamu wannabe.

George, no one needs to know what you ate.

I'm interested in purchasing a T-shirt or hoody from white crow or Falkie if they are ever produced. I used to think white crow was troll, I was obviously wrong about that. He actually seems like a decent dude.

Quote from: nooryisawesome on March 22, 2016, 09:02:43 AM
George, no one needs to know what you ate.

I'm interested in purchasing a T-shirt or hoody from white crow or Falkie if they are ever produced. I used to think white crow was troll, I was obviously wrong about that. He actually seems like a decent dude.

Yeah, i think this forum is full of them...most of us want Falkie to succeed.

Quote from: akwilly on March 22, 2016, 02:24:41 AM
as I type I'm doing the diet right now except I don't have any cabbage

If you don't have any cabbage, then you'd better double up on the beer. You don't want to lose too much weight and waste away.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on March 22, 2016, 09:04:47 AM
Yeah, i think this forum is full of them...most of us want Falkie to succeed.

You are in the early stages with Falkie. You will soon realise that the biggest obstacle to him succeeding is the man himself. Unless someone knocks on the door of his hovel pushing a wheelbarrow full of cash he will never succeed because he is unwilling to put in any effort. I think most people would respect him if he actually provided something that people wanted to see, but he is so obstinate that he rejects any advice and makes rambling videos about things nobody else cares about. He won't lose weight because if he feels any better it will deprive him of the opportunity to bore us all with his health issues, and he needs to feel ill all the time to justify his slothful existence. You wait, give it a few weeks and you will be just as annoyed with him as everybody else. He'll fuck it all up, and it will be someone else's fault. But it's none of your business, so STFU.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on March 22, 2016, 09:30:08 AM
You are in the early stages with Falkie. You will soon realise that the biggest obstacle to him succeeding is the man himself. Unless someone knocks on the door of his hovel pushing a wheelbarrow full of cash he will never succeed because he is unwilling to put in any effort. I think most people would respect him if he actually provided something that people wanted to see, but he is so obstinate that he rejects any advice and makes rambling videos about things nobody else cares about. He won't lose weight because if he feels any better it will deprive him of the opportunity to bore us all with his health issues, and he needs to feel ill all the time to justify his slothful existence. You wait, give it a few weeks and you will be just as annoyed with him as everybody else. He'll fuck it all up, and it will be someone else's fault. But it's none of your business, so STFU.

The early stages with Falkie?  Is that like cancer?  Will it eventually develop to stage four Falkie? Sh*t!  How long have I got?  Sh*t!  I've got to put my affairs in order!  Is there NO cure?  What's my prognosis?  What is it?  Falkie of the colon?  Lung Falkie? 

onan

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on March 22, 2016, 09:53:44 AM
The early stages with Falkie?  Is that like cancer?  Will it eventually develop to stage four Falkie? Sh*t!  How long have I got?  Sh*t!  I've got to put my affairs in order!  Is there NO cure?  What's my prognosis?  What is it?  Falkie of the colon?  Lung Falkie?

When you die, falkie takes your credit cards.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on March 22, 2016, 09:53:44 AM
The early stages with Falkie?  Is that like cancer?  Will it eventually develop to stage four Falkie? Sh*t!  How long have I got?  Sh*t!  I've got to put my affairs in order!  Is there NO cure?  What's my prognosis?  What is it?  Falkie of the colon?  Lung Falkie?

I wouldn't call Senda cancer, he's more like a case of embarrassing itching. A good way to effect a complete cure is to send him money, and then he will bitch and whine that you didn't send enough. Almost everyone who has had financial dealings with Senda regrets it. The best thing is to just let it take its course and let it sink in that you are dealing with someone who has almost no redeeming qualities. People get suckered into seeing him as a bit slow and a sort of loveable goofball, but he is pretty unpleasant beneath the surface, and he would step on your face in cleated boots if you happened to be standing between him and a couple of free hot dogs. You could give him the best advice in the world and he would refuse to do it because he doesn't like being told what to do. He's a hopeless case.

SnapT

Falkie, Trump predicted the Brussels terrorist attacks months ago!  https://www.instagram.com/p/BDQvbInGhWM/

You gotta do a breaking news Trump Talk on this!

JENX

Quote from: Billy Joe Mulgreavey on March 22, 2016, 04:36:15 AM
Coffee now all over my keyboard.  Have you considered that it was a different angle (on the story)?

lol!

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: SredniVashtar on March 22, 2016, 10:10:09 AM
I wouldn't call Senda cancer, he's more like a case of embarrassing itching. A good way to effect a complete cure is to send him money, and then he will bitch and whine that you didn't send enough. Almost everyone who has had financial dealings with Senda regrets it. The best thing is to just let it take its course and let it sink in that you are dealing with someone who has almost no redeeming qualities. People get suckered into seeing him as a bit slow and a sort of loveable goofball, but he is pretty unpleasant beneath the surface, and he would step on your face in cleated boots if you happened to be standing between him and a couple of free hot dogs. You could give him the best advice in the world and he would refuse to do it because he doesn't like being told what to do. He's a hopeless case.

STFU
No way would Senda expend all that cleated boot effort for only two hot dogs. It isn't worth the sweat, which is always going to be considerable when he spots a free meal of any size..Sweaty Kathy is a prime example of how our primitive ancestors must have appeared when eating. They didn't know when the next trough was coming from so stuffed it down before they were robbed: which might be a video idea. Kathy and Senda fighting each other for a cheeseburger and chips. That would be fun to watch. My money would be on Kathy. She makes eating like a pig an art form.

area51drone

IB, Billy, et al, Falkie IS giving you detractors what you want.  If he was doing videos and posting elsewhere, you'd lose a lot of your daily entertainment.   I've been following the man for years and even when I swear off bellgab and Falkie alike, I always come back because this thread, the man, the youtube channel, the connections with everything is all fascinating.  You listened for THREE HOURS+ to a show dedicated to Falkie.  How is that not entertainment?  He clearly has very little coming in in terms of cash to support his endeavors, yet you incessantly steal from the man by consuming whatever comes out of his life and not giving him a dime for it.

Yes, we all add to this thread, which makes it more entertaining.  But without George posting now and then, the thread typically slows to a trickle.  George is the glue that brings us all together - detractors and pro-Falkians alike.  He's drying up folks.  The man is having the life sucked out of him as we speak.  Push a little of that pocket gold you have called the American green-back his way and breath a little life into him.  Who knows, if enough of you donate to the man, MAYBE you will get that cooking show you want.   MAYBE you will get to eat him watch a few more hot dogs.  MAYBE you will see him rise to true stardom and you can say you had a part in his early success.    You can still dislike him if you want, but he has absolutely given you what you want already... you just have to admit it to yourselves.

coaster

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 22, 2016, 03:02:55 AM
I can't resist.
Does one have to wrap you in bacon and cabbage leaves in order to fuck you ?😜
doesn't hurt.

Quote from: area51drone on March 22, 2016, 11:14:37 AM
IB, Billy, et al, Falkie IS giving you detractors what you want.  If he was doing videos and posting elsewhere, you'd lose a lot of your daily entertainment.   I've been following the man for years and even when I swear off bellgab and Falkie alike, I always come back because this thread, the man, the youtube channel, the connections with everything is all fascinating.  You listened for THREE HOURS+ to a show dedicated to Falkie.  How is that not entertainment?  He clearly has very little coming in in terms of cash to support his endeavors, yet you incessantly steal from the man by consuming whatever comes out of his life and not giving him a dime for it.

Yes, we all add to this thread, which makes it more entertaining.  But without George posting now and then, the thread typically slows to a trickle.  George is the glue that brings us all together - detractors and pro-Falkians alike.  He's drying up folks.  The man is having the life sucked out of him as we speak.  Push a little of that pocket gold you have called the American green-back his way and breath a little life into him.  Who knows, if enough of you donate to the man, MAYBE you will get that cooking show you want.   MAYBE you will get to eat him watch a few more hot dogs.  MAYBE you will see him rise to true stardom and you can say you had a part in his early success.    You can still dislike him if you want, but he has absolutely given you what you want already... you just have to admit it to yourselves.

JFC...except that it DOESN'T work that way in reality Drone!  Most of us accept that we have to get out of bed in the morning and work our asses off til we are dragging them like a reptile across the finish line to make things work for us.  I identified with George on Youtube because i know a little bit about what he is going through with his health problems, etc.  I'm getting healthier because I'm dragging my ass out of bed and hitting the pavement at 5 AM every morning despite the pain I'm in.  I recognized that I couldn't wait for my knee to magically heal, for my back pain to dissipate, for Fuck*ng Mars and Jupiter to align before I could exact some change.  The fact is that by putting in the work, my health is getting better, my knee and back pain is getting better and I feel a whole better about myself and my situation.  Christ man..are you REALLY trying to help the guy?  People don't give money for anything unless they get what they want...not the other way around.  I would say that most of Falkie's 'detractors' are trying to help him to become half the radio villain he thinks he already is.  He had a great show the other night. Fantastic...now he needs to build on that..not retire for the rest of the week.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: area51drone on March 22, 2016, 11:14:37 AM
IB, Billy, et al, Falkie IS giving you detractors what you want.  If he was doing videos and posting elsewhere, you'd lose a lot of your daily entertainment.   I've been following the man for years and even when I swear off bellgab and Falkie alike, I always come back because this thread, the man, the youtube channel, the connections with everything is all fascinating.  You listened for THREE HOURS+ to a show dedicated to Falkie.  How is that not entertainment?  He clearly has very little coming in in terms of cash to support his endeavors, yet you incessantly steal from the man by consuming whatever comes out of his life and not giving him a dime for it.

Yes, we all add to this thread, which makes it more entertaining.  But without George posting now and then, the thread typically slows to a trickle.  George is the glue that brings us all together - detractors and pro-Falkians alike.  He's drying up folks.  The man is having the life sucked out of him as we speak.  Push a little of that pocket gold you have called the American green-back his way and breath a little life into him.  Who knows, if enough of you donate to the man, MAYBE you will get that cooking show you want.   MAYBE you will get to eat him watch a few more hot dogs.  MAYBE you will see him rise to true stardom and you can say you had a part in his early success.    You can still dislike him if you want, but he has absolutely given you what you want already... you just have to admit it to yourselves.

As David Icke experienced on a UK chat show in the 80's when he believed the audience was laughing with him when they were laughing at him; Senda believes he's imparting knowledge and insight to an adoring public. What he'll never understand is that his entertainment value is and was only ever that of a small rodent to a cat or the village idiot. You and OLG know that of course but it gives you more giggles to tell Senda what he wants to hear. It's crueler than openly ripping the shit out of him and reminding him of his own self inflicted ailments and social issues, but it's how you get off.

You're just disingenuous about it all. At least the lkes of me, SV, Who, Coaster, Defwale and a few more are honest about our contempt. No ambiguity there at all..

whoozit

Quote from: area51drone on March 22, 2016, 11:14:37 AM
IB, Billy, et al, Falkie IS giving you detractors what you want.  If he was doing videos and posting elsewhere, you'd lose a lot of your daily entertainment.   I've been following the man for years and even when I swear off bellgab and Falkie alike, I always come back because this thread, the man, the youtube channel, the connections with everything is all fascinating.  You listened for THREE HOURS+ to a show dedicated to Falkie.  How is that not entertainment?  He clearly has very little coming in in terms of cash to support his endeavors, yet you incessantly steal from the man by consuming whatever comes out of his life and not giving him a dime for it.

Yes, we all add to this thread, which makes it more entertaining.  But without George posting now and then, the thread typically slows to a trickle.  George is the glue that brings us all together - detractors and pro-Falkians alike.  He's drying up folks.  The man is having the life sucked out of him as we speak.  Push a little of that pocket gold you have called the American green-back his way and breath a little life into him.  Who knows, if enough of you donate to the man, MAYBE you will get that cooking show you want.   MAYBE you will get to eat him watch a few more hot dogs.  MAYBE you will see him rise to true stardom and you can say you had a part in his early success.    You can still dislike him if you want, but he has absolutely given you what you want already... you just have to admit it to yourselves.
Rewarding effort that is below mediocre is cruel.  Pretending to be Falkie's friend and praising his banal efforts is contemptible.  Your disingenuous "support" is only fooling one person on this thread.

Quote from: whoozit on March 22, 2016, 11:37:42 AM
Rewarding effort that is below mediocre is cruel.  Pretending to be Falkie's friend and praising his banal efforts is contemptible.  Your disingenuous "support" is only fooling one person on this thread.

I couldn't agree more.  I think Falkie truly has some potential.  Potential needs to be tweaked, worked with, built upon.  I realize I am new to this forum and to Falkie but I think he could make a decent run with his talents.  He has to put forth some effort.  People have given him suggestions...they have stated that they would financially reward him for it.  I'd like to think that right now he is at home working on some ideas and putting forth effort to attain his goals.  I'm in your corner Falkie!

Corona Kitty

I want coffee mugs with falkies face on them, as well as memorabilia falkie towel, like the steelers one seen in his videos. Whitecrow step it up!

Quote from: username on March 22, 2016, 11:47:26 AM
I want coffee mugs with falkies face on them, as well as memorabilia falkie towel, like the steelers one seen in his videos. Whitecrow step it up!

The Falkie Terrible Towel!  That's a hell of an idea!  C'mon Falkie...it's time to bop your way back to Pittsburgh!  The Furies, the Turnbull AC's,  the Lizzies, etc are all trying to stop you...you can do iT!  Attack your detractors (the real detractors) head on!

3OctaveFart

Quote from: whoozit on March 22, 2016, 06:12:17 AM
I was listening to the Falkie interview yesterday while working.  My wife came in and listened for a few minutes and started asking questions.  I broke the first rule of BellGab and filled her in on Falkie.  She just shook her head and said what a loser.  She listened a few more minutes then left.
Good luck explaining this thread to a spouse.

Explaining Art Bell to one is difficult enough.

coaster

If Falkie focused on stuff he was interested in other than trying to talk about every subject, he would be more successful. His post a while back about wrestling was probably his most entertaining post in years. And it's because you could tell he was genuinely excited about telling the story. I enjoyed reading it, and I'm not even into wrestling.
Your enthusiasm rubs off onto the viewer.
He wants to make videos of headlines, and thinks he is "breaking news", when in fact he is just one of hundreds, if not thousands of boobs doing the same thing on youtube. He will never stand out doing that. He is just a face in a crowd blathering on about over-saturated topics.
Find a few subjects you are truly interested in, and bingo. Make a video talking about wrestling stories. It would be a hit.

After a lame ass Trump Talk video there was a segment on Black Eyed Children.
I found it fascinating. I had not heard of them, I was never a Art listener and paid little attention to woowoo subjects but it was entertaining. I would like to hear more about The Men in Black. I thought the film was based on 'good guys" but 'the real' ones sounded nefarious.
Falkie is a good story teller and if he did this or wrestling or a handful of other subjects he could get a real audience.

But we know Falkie. He is going to make every excuse there is for the reason that he just can not do it and rather he will lie in bed filming a celling and reading Yahoo news.


Quote from: coaster on March 22, 2016, 12:48:14 PM
Your enthusiasm rubs off onto the viewer.
He wants to make videos of headlines, and thinks he is "breaking news", when in fact he is just one of hundreds, if not thousands of boobs doing the same thing on youtube. He will never stand out doing that. He is just a face in a crowd blathering on about over-saturated topics.
Find a few subjects you are truly interested in, and bingo. Make a video talking about wrestling stories. It would be a hit.

This Falkie.

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on March 22, 2016, 01:12:18 PM
After a lame ass Trump Talk video there was a segment on Black Eyed Children.
I found it fascinating. I had not heard of them, I was never a Art listener and paid little attention to woowoo subjects but it was entertaining. I would like to hear more about The Men in Black. I thought the film was based on 'good guys" but 'the real' ones sounded nefarious.
Falkie is a good story teller and if he did this or wrestling or a handful of other subjects he could get a real audience.

This too Falkie.  Dammit man, it's right there in front of you. 

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