The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[coaster]

as I type I'm doing the diet right now except I don't have any cabbage

made some bacon wrapped cabbage the other day. Fuck me, it's delicious.

[akwilly]

made some bacon wrapped cabbage the other day. Fuck me, it's delicious.

damn that sounds good. Falkiebtake note, bacon is also important part of the diet. The more bacon the better

[littlechris]

damn that sounds good. Falkiebtake note, bacon is also important part of the diet. The more bacon the better

He could actually do that and go full Ketogenic and lose hella weight and have absolutely no cravings.

[Falkie2013]

made some bacon wrapped cabbage the other day. Fuck me, it's delicious.

I can't resist.
Does one have to wrap you in bacon and cabbage leaves in order to fuck you ?😜

[akwilly]

I can't resist.
Does one have to wrap you in bacon and cabbage leaves in order to fuck you ?😜

Falkie if you incorporate food with sex you won't lose many pounds.

[littlechris]

I can't resist.
Does one have to wrap you in bacon and cabbage leaves in order to fuck you ?😜

Oh My!!   Falkie, the whole forum is gonna kick your ass when they wake up.

[area51drone]

I can't resist.
Does one have to wrap you in bacon and cabbage leaves in order to fuck you ?😜

[Who]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9sOY3Yjm7o

Thank you Senda.  I've been watching coverage of this terrorist attack since the early morning hours on CBS, CNN and Sky News.  But I didn't fully comprehend what was happening until some fat fuck in Martinez pointed his iPad at his ceiling and explained it.

Here's a career suggestion for you.  Buy a clown suit and a little car (you need a car anyway) and make yourself available for store openings and local parades.  Idiot.

[akwilly]

Hey Falkie, have you ever considered dressing like a baby and covering yourself with lettuce like those weird baby photos? I think you could make a lot of money. There was a famous poster of a little kid playing a saxophone. I bet that little bastard is rich. If you mimicked those posters you will be a millionaire in no time.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

You all forget, if George says it is so, then IT IS SO.  He will NOT be back for at least the remainder of the week.  He deserves a good rest after providing you all with hours of entertainment on both the podcast and his recent uploaded videos.   What have you done for the man?  NOTHING.   Have any of you sent him a DIME?  NO.  Have any of you sent him words of support (aside from IB's sarcastic post)?  NO.  Give the man a break.  He puts his best foot forward and you guys constantly trample on it!  CONSTANTLY. 

As for the pseudo supporters ...  White Crow, it's time you pony up and loan the man some money and NOT expect it back.  You CLAIM to be such a supporter and wish "the best for the man" and yet you can't even afford a $10 donation so that George can buy himself his OWN box of chocolate graham crackers and vanilla ice cream?!?

Alright Drone, despite the fact that I have been foolishly squandering my money on food, heat, & the needs of my children...you have convinced me.  Thunderbolt once told Lightfoot that sometimes you have to pay for your pleasure and Falkie has provided much entertainment (was really nice to hear him on End of Days).  In the spirit of Dr. Eugene Scott, I'll contribute some coin of the realm...how do I go about doing so?

[onan]

At almost 400 pounds, the human body can easily shed 50 pounds. It isn't difficult. It only takes eating more vegetables and fewer carbohydrates. The issue with meal replacements, such as slim fast is, at first there is a good deal of apparent success with quick weight loss, then the potential for rebounding occurs. A full or moderated ketogenic diet starts to feel restrictive after some time, somewhere between few weeks to a few months is the usual time frame.

In reality, if anyone wants to lose a large amount of body weight (more than 50 pounds) the best method is slow and steady dietary changes and consistent exercise. Fast weight loss guarantees easy and fast weight gain, when the will to avoid carbohydrates lessens. Yes Tommy Lasorda and the Osmond woman lost a lot of weight and have kept it off, they have the money to have trainers and dietary specialists at their beck and call. People in similar situations to falkie, only have the corner pizza shop.

It took falkie years to gain the weight he carries, why would anyone think taking off weight quickly would counter balance years of learned behavior? Look, it is obvious, I don't have a lot of respect for falkie, but his losing weight is probably the best thing he has thought of doing for years, perhaps decades. I salute his desire and attempt to lose weight. I have some friends that have struggled with obesity for their entire adult lives. I know they work hard at weight management and dietary choices everyday. Falkie can do this, falkie also has a penchant for seeking the easy way, I hope he can succeed.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9sOY3Yjm7o

Thank you Senda.  I've been watching coverage of this tragedy since the early morning hours on CBS, CNN and Sky News.  But I didn't fully comprehend what was happening until some fat fuck in Martinez pointed his iPad at his ceiling and explained it.

Coffee now all over my keyboard.  Have you considered that it was a different angle (on the story)?

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Onan give some very sound advice on the subject of weight loss.  Proper diet, exercise, consistency and time.

[akwilly]

Onan give some very sound advice on the subject of weight loss.  Proper diet, exercise, consistency and time.

fuck that. If Falkie doesn't want to do the beer and cabbage diet maybe he should do the cat food diet. He would save so much money and the resulting bad breath would make him a cat magnet. I would bet that he wouldn't ever lose another cat that he kidnaps.

[Who]

Senda, STFU about the Brussels terror attack.  The world's news organizations are all over it and nobody needs or wants your stupid updates from your hovel in Martinez.  You want to do something useful?

Do a video about your pal Noory the con artist.  This morning he and one of his asshat guests were telling the world that Atrial Fibrillation is not a heart issue but a back issue.  Noory pronounced it "fib-you-lation."  Their advice?  Forget cardiologists.  Buy some "special sauce" from the asshat's website.

That's beyond stupid, Senda.  It's criminal.  People with atrial fibrillation (AFIB) have a greatly increased chance of stroke and need to be under the care of a cardiologist ASAP.  It's a life-threatening condition.  And your huckster friend is telling people to forget cardiologists and buy some "special sauce."  The FDA should throw those two fuckers into a prison cell and throw the key away.

You want to do a video, Senda?  Do a video about your criminally irresponsible friend Noory the asshole.



P.S.  Do you like being an accomplice to a CON ARTIST who dispenses bogus and dangerous "medical" advice for the purpose of padding his bank account?  That's exactly what you are.  Every time you praise Noory in one of your videos or go waddling off to one of his WOO WOO CONS and pay money to get inside, you're supporting this irresponsible fucker's mission to enrich himself at the expense of his uneducated, brain-damaged audience.

[Inglorious Bitch]

Wow, I just relistened to End of Days radio interview with Falkie. This time I listened until the end. I am now also a fan of Max, great radio voice. Then FALKIE CALLS IN AGAIN! The show was about to end and Falkie wanted to still talk, even after his 2 hour interview. Who knew he was such a chatty Kathy?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Alright Drone, despite the fact that I have been foolishly squandering my money on food, heat, & the needs of my children...you have convinced me.  Thunderbolt once told Lightfoot that sometimes you have to pay for your pleasure and Falkie has provided much entertainment (was really nice to hear him on End of Days).  In the spirit of Dr. Eugene Scott, I'll contribute some coin of the realm...how do I go about doing so?

Let Falkie earn it. Once he moves his ass to sell mugs and tee shirts with his face and a Falkie quote on them, many of us will be happy to buy his wares. I don't mind supporting someone who does some work, I just resent someone living off the fat of the  land his whole life when he is well enough to work. If he can walk all over creation on his woo woo interviews, he can do some sort of desk job or be a host at Walmart part time. Even if he does good videos and merchandising to make money, I can get behind that.

[SredniVashtar]

I don't have a lot of respect for falkie...

We have a new front-runner in the "Understatement of the Year Championships".

[whoozit]

I was listening to the Falkie interview yesterday while working.  My wife came in and listened for a few minutes and started asking questions.  I broke the first rule of BellGab and filled her in on Falkie.  She just shook her head and said what a loser.  She listened a few more minutes then left.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

fuck that. If Falkie doesn't want to do the beer and cabbage diet maybe he should do the cat food diet. He would save so much money and the resulting bad breath would make him a cat magnet. I would bet that he wouldn't ever lose another cat that he kidnaps.

Ok...just looked you up on Amazon.  You come right before Atkins..the akwilly cat food diet...sweeping the nation!  My apologies akwilly, apparently I have been going about this dieting thing all wrong...to the pet store I go!

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Let Falkie earn it. Once he moves his ass to sell mugs and tee shirts with his face and a Falkie quote on them, many of us will be happy to buy his wares. I don't mind supporting someone who does some work, I just resent someone living off the fat of the  land his whole life when he is well enough to work. If he can walk all over creation on his woo woo interviews, he can do some sort of desk job or be a host at Walmart part time. Even if he does good videos and merchandising to make money, I can get behind that.

That is a great point IB.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

I'm sitting here drinking my third cup of coffee from a %$#@$^ Christmas mug...I AM in the market for a new coffee cup.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

I was listening to the Falkie interview yesterday while working.  My wife came in and listened for a few minutes and started asking questions.  I broke the first rule of BellGab and filled her in on Falkie.  She just shook her head and said what a loser.  She listened a few more minutes then left.

Man, now you done it!  She is going to become increasingly angry with you if you continue messing about watching vids, posting on message boards.

[Falkie2013]

Senda, STFU about the Brussels terror attack.  The world's news organizations are all over it and nobody needs or wants your stupid updates from your hovel in Martinez.  You want to do something useful?

Do a video about your pal Noory the con artist.  This morning he and one of his asshat guests were telling the world that Atrial Fibrillation is not a heart issue but a back issue.  Noory pronounced it "fib-you-lation."  Their advice?  Forget cardiologists.  Buy some "special sauce" from the asshat's website.

That's beyond stupid, Senda.  It's criminal.  People with atrial fibrillation (AFIB) have a greatly increased chance of stroke and need to be under the care of a cardiologist ASAP.  It's a life-threatening condition.  And your huckster friend is telling people to forget cardiologists and buy some "special sauce."  The FDA should throw those two fuckers into a prison cell and throw the key away.

You want to do a video, Senda?  Do a video about your criminally irresponsible friend Noory the asshole.



P.S.  Do you like being an accomplice to a CON ARTIST who dispenses bogus and dangerous "medical" advice for the purpose of padding his bank account?  That's exactly what you are.  Every time you praise Noory in one of your videos or go waddling off to one of his WOO WOO CONS and pay money to get inside, you're supporting this irresponsible fucker's mission to enrich himself at the expense of his uneducated, brain-damaged audience.

I have absolutely NOTHING to do with Noory's show content except when I call in.
And as for " woo woo " cons, this entire board was created first because of Noory & then Art & both of them talk about your insulting termed " woo woo " topics & have paranormal guests on as well.
No one cares about your bs posts while people WATCH my breaking news videos.
The only " woo woo " thing you resemble or could be associated with is the character shown below and he is far, far more intelligent than you or the rest of your fellow drooling trolls.

[whoozit]

Let Falkie earn it. Once he moves his ass to sell mugs and tee shirts with his face and a Falkie quote on them, many of us will be happy to buy his wares. I don't mind supporting someone who does some work, I just resent someone living off the fat of the  land his whole life when he is well enough to work. If he can walk all over creation on his woo woo interviews, he can do some sort of desk job or be a host at Walmart part time. Even if he does good videos and merchandising to make money, I can get behind that.

I'd buy a t-shirt.  I'd support Falkie in any way that moves towards his self-sufficiency.  I will never give him a dime though.

[Who]

I have absolutely NOTHING to do with Noory's show content except when I call in.

No excuse.  We're known by the company we keep.  And you're associating with a CON ARTIST who preys on uneducated, gullible people.  It's bad enough peddlng his conspiracy crap and other woo woo but Noory has crossed the line.  He's now dispensing bogus and very dangerous "medical" advice on a radio show that's heard all over North America and the world.   Think about it for a minute.  Noory the CON ARTIST and his CON ARTIST guest were telling people with a life-threatening condition that atrial fibrillation is not a heart issue but a back issue.   Th CON ARTIST guest was saying conventional treatments like cardioversion don't work and that those afflicted with this condition should instead buy some "special sauce" from the fucker's website. 

Do you know what AFIB is, Senda?  People with AFIB have at least a 5 times greater risk of stroke.  A stroke that can kill them outright, if they're lucky or, if they're not so lucky, leave them severely disabled for the rest of their lives.  They need to be under the care of a good cardiologist not listening to a fucking CON ARTIST like NOORY telling them their AFIB is not a heart condition but a back condition and that all they need to do is buy some "special sauce." 

Your friend Noory is a con artist and, by assoiating with him, so are YOU.  If you had even an OUNCE of integrity you would not associate with him in any way.  But you're a grifter with plans to become a big time CON ARTIST yourself, aren't you?

Fuck you, Senda.  Somebody should beat off in your ear and give you some new brain matter.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I'd buy a t-shirt.  I'd support Falkie in any way that moves towards his self-sufficiency.  I will never give him a dime though.

+100

[SredniVashtar]

And as for " woo woo " cons, this entire board was created first because of Noory & then Art & both of them talk about your insulting termed " woo woo " topics & have paranormal guests on as well.

People listen, but they don't take it seriously. Most people with a measurable IQ realise it's nonsense but they enjoy the ride. You probably think pro-wrestling is real too, you blubbery joke! And people don't criticise you for going to woo-woo cons because  it's a waste of time and pointless shit. They criticise you because you can't afford it, and then spend weeks afterwards complaining that you have no money to pay bills, you ridiculous man-child.

No one cares about your bs posts while people WATCH my breaking news videos.

Get off your immense fat can and report something that nobody else has done before and you can call that "breaking" a news story. All you are doing is what you have done your whole life, being a parasite off the work of other people. Nobody watches you shit because they like it, they watch because they can't believe the human car wreck they are looking at.

[Defwhale]

Just a quick comment and NOT really here.
I ate ONE very small meal of meatless spaghetti and had a piece of lemon cake yesterday.
That's it.
There is almost nothing to eat in my apartment right now and YOU have absolutely NO idea what in the hell you are talking about.

I've seen your videos.  I think I have some idea how you got to be that size and how you maintain it.

[Defwhale]

No one cares about your bs posts while people WATCH my breaking news videos.

You don't break news stories, you read them off the internet.  The only stories you've broken are the ones about squishing unsuspecting cats when you collapse into the chair they're sitting on.