The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Walks_At_Night]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK2VYu-RraI

So how does thing work exactly?   I just watched 18 minutes of some large man w/ an Iron City hat in PJ's discuss
his leg problems.  There are almost 800 of these video's and almost 1,000 pages of thread.  So it's a tit for tat kind
of a deal or what?

I can't hardly read the cess pool that is the Art Bell thread anymore so popped down here but it's a bit daunting.....   

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

So how does thing work exactly?   I just watched 18 minutes of some large man w/ an Iron City hat in PJ's discuss
his leg problems.  There are almost 800 of these video's and almost 1,000 pages of thread.  So it's a tit for tat kind
of a deal or what?

I can't hardly read the cess pool that is the Art Bell thread anymore so popped down here but it's a bit daunting.....

yeah.. well you're lucky he had his pjs on......

[bateman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eK2VYu-RraI

Oh my god I needed this laugh today.

"And when I'm sick in bed, and I eat something, I don't get any exercise, I'm too busy coughing stuff up into a bucket."

[Inglorious Bitch]

So how does thing work exactly?   I just watched 18 minutes of some large man w/ an Iron City hat in PJ's discuss
his leg problems.  There are almost 800 of these video's and almost 1,000 pages of thread.  So it's a tit for tat kind
of a deal or what?

I can't hardly read the cess pool that is the Art Bell thread anymore so popped down here but it's a bit daunting.....

Welcome! Watch a few videos to get the feel of the place. Once you've made the big time, Falkie will mention you by name when he insults you in one of his videos. I was recently named "one of the bitch twins" along with Laura Kinch during one of Falkie's rants. Good times. If you want to get on his bad side, call him Senda. His name is Senda, but he likes to ask for donations so Senda me money fits him to a tee.

[SredniVashtar]

So how does thing work exactly?   I just watched 18 minutes of some large man w/ an Iron City hat in PJ's discuss
his leg problems.  There are almost 800 of these video's and almost 1,000 pages of thread.  So it's a tit for tat kind
of a deal or what?

I can't hardly read the cess pool that is the Art Bell thread anymore so popped down here but it's a bit daunting.....

STFU, Walks_In_Shite! This is MY thread, even though I don't post any more because of BellGab trolls and haters like you...Ohhhhhhhh!!! There, I just hurt my ankle again, because of PRICKS like you, and that Shredded Brain Matter fag! The love of my life is called Sweet Kathy, even though I kicked her out a few weeks ago to live with a woman who once raped her. She likes to collect plush toys soaked in rat piss, but that's none of your damn business, so SHUT THE HELL UP!!. There are some other haters on here like Inglorious Kinch, and Laura Bitch who wouldn't dare say their shit to my face!! The only reason I am a fat bastard is because I don't eat, but MORONS like you don't understand that. I am also a genius and know the works of George Noory by heart.

[By the way, it's traditional, if not obligatory, to post as Falkie once in a while]

[Inglorious Bitch]

Oh my god I needed this laugh today.

"And when I'm sick in bed, and I eat something, I don't get any exercise, I'm too busy coughing stuff up into a bucket."

video later

[GravitySucks]

Welcome! Watch a few videos to get the feel of the place. Then you can sit next to me, and if you are nice I will let you put your hand on my leg.
Once you've made the big time, Falkie will mention you by name when he insults you in one of his videos. I was recently named "one of the bitch twins" along with Laura Kinch during one of Falkie's rants. Good times. If you want to get on his bad side, call him Senda. His name is Senda, but he likes to ask for donations so Senda me money fits him to a tee.
I send him money because he is taking care of our love child. I miss him, but the lil bugger has started calling Kathy Thing1 and Patty Thing2. I don't want to disturb such a nurturing relationship.

And Incorrigible Bitch is part of Senda's formal welcoming committee. Don't raise her hackles or she will bring down the wrath of Falkie on thee.

[Inglorious Bitch]

And Incorrigible Bitch is part of Senda's formal welcoming committee. Don't raise her hackles or she will bring down the wrath of Falkie on thee.

You bastid!!!LOL 

[Walks_At_Night]

Welcome! Watch a few videos to get the feel of the place. Once you've made the big time, Falkie will mention you by name when he insults you in one of his videos. I was recently named "one of the bitch twins" along with Laura Kinch during one of Falkie's rants. Good times. If you want to get on his bad side, call him Senda. His name is Senda, but he likes to ask for donations so Senda me money fits him to a tee.

Thanks.  I guess I will wait for video #794 with bated breath.   I don't have the strength to go back so I'll jump on in mid stream

[akwilly]

Print this !
No one FAKES messages from me !
If I ask it to be published on my behalf, it is so.
And my good name is besmirched on every page by some jagoff.
Tell MV that with almost a 1,000 pages, I want a cut of the Falkie forum revenue so I can get a new keyboard, get laundry money and have belated Hanukkah gelt, lebkuchen and a Christmas steak dinner.
Preferably cooked and served by Kate Hudson.

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

STFU, Walks_In_Shite! This is MY thread, even though I don't post any more because of BellGab trolls and haters like you...Ohhhhhhhh!!! There, I just hurt my ankle again, because of PRICKS like you, and that Shredded Brain Matter fag! The love of my life is called Sweet Kathy, even though I kicked her out a few weeks ago to live with a woman who once raped her. She likes to collect plush toys soaked in rat piss, but that's none of your damn business, so SHUT THE HELL UP!!. There are some other haters on here like Inglorious Kinch, and Laura Bitch who wouldn't dare say their shit to my face!! The only reason I am a fat bastard is because I don't eat, but MORONS like you don't understand that. I am also a genius and know the works of George Noory by heart.

[By the way, it's traditional, if not obligatory, to post as Falkie once in a while]

[Inglorious Bitch]

Print this !
No one FAKES messages from me !
If I ask it to be published on my behalf, it is so.
And my good name is besmirched on every page by some jagoff.
Tell MV that with almost a 1,000 pages, I want a cut of the Falkie forum revenue so I can get a new keyboard, get laundry money and have belated Hanukkah gelt, lebkuchen and a Christmas steak dinner.
Preferably cooked and served by a naked Kate Hudson.

[akwilly]

a naked Kathy cooking bacon video would break the internet

[Inglorious Bitch]

a naked Kathy cooking bacon video would break the internet

I came for the bacon but stayed for the trainwreck.

[Dateline]

As I read through the pages and pages of morass of this thread, I keep reminding myself what a mind expanding experience this is, and how my life is enriched.

Carry on. . as I resume my anthrology of all things Falkanese on Bellgab.  That is not even tuning into YouTube.  So much Falkie, so little time. . 

[Inglorious Bitch]

So much Falkie, so little time. .

That's what she said. Hey oh!

[Dateline]

Another great marking ploy, "The Scents Of Senda" 

The first release will be on Saint Valentines Day and will be anointed as "Le Pew."  The inspiration being Sweet Kathy and her piss-soaked stuffed animal collectibles, aged on the love balcony of Senda.

Fade in to commercial:  Sweet Kathy climbs the ladder of love to Senda's balcony of amour.  She is drawn to the animal aroma of Senda, or is it the piss-soaked stuffed animal collectibles?

Fade out:  "Le Pew when the moments with your love are new."

[akwilly]

Another great marking ploy, "The Scents Of Senda" 

The first release will be on Saint Valentines Day and will be anointed as "Le Pew."  The inspiration being Sweet Kathy and her piss-soaked stuffed animal collectibles, aged on the love balcony of Senda.

Fade in to commercial:  Sweet Kathy climbs the ladder of love to Senda's balcony of amour.  She is drawn to the animal aroma of Senda, or is it the piss-soaked stuffed animal collectibles?

Fade out:  "Le Pew when the moments with your love are new."

Also works well on Jelly Fish stings.

[Who]

Once you've made the big time, Falkie will mention you by name when he insults you in one of his videos.

And he'll do this whenever he thinks of you.

[Walks_At_Night]

And he'll do this whenever he thinks of you.

Holy Balls - I didn't need to see that.   

[Lilith]

Holy Balls - I didn't need to see that.   

...but you DID.  We ALL did!  We need to understand Falkies pain.

[GravitySucks]

...but you DID.  We ALL did!  We need to understand Falkies pain.

Um, Brig, I don't think that was pain....

[Who]

Holy Balls - I didn't need to see that.   

Here are more things you should know about Senda (as illustrated in the accompanying video).

He sleeps in the nude and sometimes rants at the haters while he's in bed.

To quote him is to libel him.  For example, he says the following in the video.  But if you quote him, you are guilty of slander and libel.

"I hate cleaning.  It's work.  It's effort.  It takes a lot of time to clean up when a place gets messy.  Even keepin' it clean is work.  Vacuuming, dusting."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvoq646dkAY

[Walks_At_Night]

Here are more things you should know about Senda (as illustrated in the accompanying video).

He sleeps in the nude and sometimes rants at the haters while he's in bed.

To quote him is to libel him.  For example, he says the following in the video.  But if you quote him, you are guilty of slander and libel.

"I hate cleaning.  It's work.  It's effort.  It takes a lot of time to clean up when a place gets messy.  Even keepin' it clean is work.  Vacuuming, dusting."

Wow - never in a million years would I consider posting something on youtube while lying in bed.

At least Captain America is watching over him.   He has good taste there:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lM7tSU2UFe0

[Roswells, Art]

So how does thing work exactly?   I just watched 18 minutes of some large man w/ an Iron City hat in PJ's discuss
his leg problems.  There are almost 800 of these video's and almost 1,000 pages of thread.  So it's a tit for tat kind
of a deal or what?

I can't hardly read the cess pool that is the Art Bell thread anymore so popped down here but it's a bit daunting.....

18 minutes?! On your first exposure to Falkie?! Holy crap, you might need to check yourself into the nearest hyperbaric chamber so you don't get the bends. I don't think I've seen 18 minutes of his videos total and I have sustained some serious injuries. I now scream out as if in pain in public places, for example. Take it slow next time. You don't want to end up like me. Curandero used to post erudite, thoughtful messages before watching a few Falkie videos. Now look at him. He's a babbling idiot that repeatedly posts the same exact garbage and is obsessed with Paladin's penis.

[GravitySucks]

Nice avatar R, A

[Roswells, Art]

Nice avatar R, A

Thanks Gravity. Yours made me chuckle too.

[Yorkshire pud]

Wow - never in a million years would I consider posting something on youtube while lying in bed.

At least Captain America is watching over him.   He has good taste there:

You won't be mentioned yet so don't worry. Whereas the key 'haters' who star in SV's biography of Senda have form. Imagine it's your first consensual sexual experience (not a perfect analogy), it's full of anticipation, nerves and danger. After a few years the word gets around you're the fuck of the century; well it did with me. 

[SredniVashtar]

You won't be mentioned yet so don't worry. Whereas the key 'haters' who star in SV's biography of Senda have form. Imagine it's your first consensual sexual experience (not a perfect analogy), it's full of anticipation, nerves and danger. After a few years the word gets around you're the fuck of the century; well it did with me. 

It sounds like someone is angling for a biography of his own. Interesting use of the word 'consensual' there, and gives you a true understanding of the north-south divide. I guess growing up with the ever-present threat of rape by giant squirrels makes your true Yorkshireman the kind of man he is.

"it's full of anticipation, nerves and danger."

I guess that's what happens if you confuse a farmyard with a brothel. That prize bull might have been securely tethered, but you never know what might shake loose, do you? I think Orwell got the idea for Animal Farm ('four legs good, two legs bad') from listening to the sexual exploits he would hear discussed in the pubs and clubs up and down that loathsome county.

[Yorkshire pud]

A few things to consider here: Although what you allude to might have an element of truth, it has a few caveats:

It sounds like someone is angling for a biography of his own. Interesting use of the word 'consensual' there, and gives you a true understanding of the north-south divide. I guess growing up with the ever-present threat of rape by giant squirrels makes your true Yorkshireman the kind of man he is.

Ever present often means constant and very real probability. That isn't our fault though. Squirrels have evolved here to be of gigantic proportions with huge nuts. They need them for their dietary requirements. They're also disproportionally endowed with large dreys to drag their victims into. Lined with real silk sheets and ermine, it's actually a decoy to lull the unsuspecting victim into a comforting sense of security. So although technically it's consensual, it isn't really. A bit like a drey rape; and that's just the females.

"it's full of anticipation, nerves and danger."

I had a tingle just typing that.

I guess that's what happens if you confuse a farmyard with a brothel. That prize bull might have been securely tethered, but you never know what might shake loose, do you? I think Orwell got the idea for Animal Farm ('four legs good, two legs bad') from listening to the sexual exploits he would hear discussed in the pubs and clubs up and down that loathsome county.

Cattle? You're sick. That's just wrong.