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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

Should this thread be removed from the forum?

Yes
1294 (66.7%)
No
647 (33.3%)

Total Members Voted: 1936

SnapT

This is the Falkie thread, not the gay military thread.

Curandero81

Casio said thanks for the sock and the tip to shrink it to size..
Why haven't you ??

Curandero81

Quote from: SnapT on December 28, 2015, 11:57:05 PM
This is the Falkie thread, not the gay military thread.
Falkie actually feels what paladin and Casio feel.
Just ask him
(he is happy for them)
SMILE

paladin1991

Quote from: Curandero81 on December 29, 2015, 12:05:44 AM
Falkie actually feels what paladin and Casio feel.
Just ask him
(he is happy for them)
SMILE

Now you are fucking with the fat guy?  I thought you two were pals?

akwilly

Quote from: SnapT on December 28, 2015, 11:57:05 PM
This is the Falkie thread, not the gay military thread.
This is what happens when the insane run the asylum. COME BACK FALKIE!! But in the mean time I'm goinga see how this gay love triangle plays out.

Curandero81

Quote from: paladin1991 on December 29, 2015, 12:11:38 AM
Now you are fucking with the fat guy?  I thought you two were pals?
paladin
quit being a "cute flaming old fag in camo long underware"
YOU are fucking the "fat guy"
5'2" 259lb fat fuck named Casio
...
and say thank you for the sock (Casio said you luv it)

akwilly

Quote from: Curandero81 on December 29, 2015, 12:21:13 AM
paladin
quit being a "cute flaming old fag in camo long underware"
YOU are fucking the "fat guy"
5'2" 259lb fat fuck named Casio
...
and say thank you for the sock (Casio said you luv it)
The "cock socks" are so small that I would consider Casio and Paladin virgins. Anything that size doesn't count. Matter of fact if my wiener was that small I would consider becoming a rapist. I'm pretty sure I could do my thing and the girl would be none the wiser. It would also be awesome if I were black and had a small one. I think it would be easier to hide in the dark when I went on my raping rampage.



Curandero81

Paladin
only ONE PROBLEM..
Casio said there is NO POOL..
hahaha
(scared turtle ?? really ???)


ONeill

As we are approaching New Year celebrations, let's have a look back.



"Shut up, bitch!"




Who



Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 28, 2015, 02:10:49 AM
Perhaps you need to contact your legislators. While I was in there there were 4 Caucasian patients, one black Mother with her sick child and the rest were all what I assumed to be Mexicans or Latinos from the non stop patter of Spanish goingon everywhere.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOjcXE6L-F8

Thirteen seconds into the video:  "And sadly in Las Vegas, a black woman . . . plowed into pedestrians on a sidewalk . . .  ‘

At 3 minutes, 18 seconds:  “This woman was not a Muslim but she was black.”




Yorkshire pud

Yeah, I can see how Kathy was just as beautiful as this black girl, but with fairer complexion...If you squint you can see how, can't you?

3OctaveFart

Once you go brown you'll never turn around.

Dateline

Within the holiday week, I am feeling very charitable and giving.  Falkie has given us so much the past year, so we should give back to da man.

This would help his funding for day-to-day expenses and travel and expenses to his woo-woo conferences.

The material is at hand, but some must do the handiwork and create.  My idea is to design and sell a 2016 Falkie, The Man From Pittsburgh TM. calendar.  The pics are within the thread, there could be optional material from Sweet Kathy.

However, you must be G-rated or exclude viewing for the young.  Too many pics show creating the "Seed Of Senda" and could cause embarrassing moments for Mom or Dad when the young one asks what for? 

A small portion could go to "Feed the Boop Foundation." 

My vision in this creation is something like a swimsuit model or Victoria Secret's calendar, but instead Falkie is placed in the middle or he is the theme.  I hope that has got creative juicy flowing. 

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: Dateline on December 29, 2015, 01:34:57 PM
Within the holiday week, I am feeling very charitable and giving.  Falkie has given us so much the past year, so we should give back to da man.

This would help his funding for day-to-day expenses and travel and expenses to his woo-woo conferences.

The material is at hand, but some must do the handiwork and create.  My idea is to design and sell a 2016 Falkie, The Man From Pittsburgh TM. calendar.  The pics are within the thread, there could be optional material from Sweet Kathy.

However, you must be G-rated or exclude viewing for the young.  Too many pics show creating the "Seed Of Senda" and could cause embarrassing moments for Mom or Dad when the young one asks what for? 

A small portion could go to "Feed the Boop Foundation." 

My vision in this creation is something like a swimsuit model or Victoria Secret's calendar, but instead Falkie is placed in the middle or he is the theme.  I hope that has got creative juicy flowing.


Reported.

Praise be to MV.

daBlues

This thread has almost reached 1000 pages!!  :o :D

Quote from: akwilly on December 29, 2015, 12:30:52 AM
Matter of fact if my wiener was that small I would consider becoming a rapist. I'm pretty sure I could do my thing and the girl would be none the wiser. It would also be awesome if I were black and had a small one. I think it would be easier to hide in the dark when I went on my raping rampage.

Are you sure you want to be spreading your seed around like that? You may or may not have gotten at least one of your neighbors pregnant. I foresee a bloodbath someday at the reading of your last will and testament when all of your 43 children are at each others throats for control of the Poopbox empire.

Daddy's gone. Let the games begin.

GravitySucks

Quote from: akwilly on December 29, 2015, 12:30:52 AM
The "cock socks" are so small that I would consider Casio and Paladin virgins. Anything that size doesn't count. Matter of fact if my wiener was that small I would consider becoming a rapist. I'm pretty sure I could do my thing and the girl would be none the wiser. It would also be awesome if I were black and had a small one. I think it would be easier to hide in the dark when I went on my raping rampage.

AK, let me give you a few words of advice. Some thoughts, like the ones you posted here, are better off left in your head.

Seriously.

Quote from: GravitySucks on December 29, 2015, 05:28:18 PM
AK, let me give you a few words of advice. Some thoughts, like the ones you posted here, are better off left in your head.

Seriously.

GS, while there is absolutely nothing funny about rape, I think that you should know by now that there are no sacred cows on BG and everything on the Falkie thread is satire, whether in good taste or not.  ;)

akwilly

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on December 29, 2015, 05:23:44 PM
Are you sure you want to be spreading your seed around like that? You may or may not have gotten at least one of your neighbors pregnant. I foresee a bloodbath someday at the reading of your last will and testament when all of your 43 children are at each others throats for control of the Poopbox empire.
fortunately my pregnant neighbor got arrested for another DUI. Since it is her 4th this month I expect the child to be born in jail. That is great news because I won't have to pay a doctor to deliver it and since it will technically be in jail for some time I can cut it out of my will. Criminals can't inherit anything from poopbox Inc.

SredniVashtar

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on December 29, 2015, 05:32:34 PM
GS, while there is absolutely nothing funny about rape, I think that you should know by now that there are no sacred cows on BG and everything on the Falkie thread is satire, whether in good taste or not.  ;)

Oh dear, I had planned to go heavy on rape in the final episode of the Xmas Carol. In fact, I don't think a single character will leave unviolated.

Quote from: akwilly on December 29, 2015, 05:36:57 PM
fortunately my pregnant neighbor got arrested for another DUI. Since it is her 4th this month I expect the child to be born in jail. That is great news because I won't have to pay a doctor to deliver it and since it will technically be in jail for some time I can cut it out of my will. Criminals can't inherit anything from poopbox Inc.

You're looking at it all wrong. The criminal child could be the one with the second set of books, you know for cash dealings. What the IRS doesn't know about Poopbox Inc won't hurt them.

Quote from: SredniVashtar on December 29, 2015, 05:40:34 PM
Oh dear, I had planned to go heavy on rape in the final episode of the Xmas Carol. In fact, I don't think a single character will leave unviolated.

That'll be good news for Falkie; he'll finally get laid.

akwilly

Quote from: Inglorious Bitch on December 29, 2015, 05:43:53 PM
You're looking at it all wrong. The criminal child could be the one with the second set of books, you know for cash dealings. What the IRS doesn't know about Poopbox Inc won't hurt them.
I didn't think of that. Now that weed is legal I am considering becoming a farmer. Assuming the little bastard would be kinda feral I could tie it up to my greenhouse and act as my guard dog. I would use a dog but I think it is cruel and im an animal lover

Quote from: akwilly on December 29, 2015, 05:59:28 PM
I didn't think of that. Now that weed is legal I am considering becoming a farmer. Assuming the little bastard would be kinda feral I could tie it up to my greenhouse and act as my guard dog. I would use a dog but I think it is cruel and im an animal lover

If you're thinking of becoming a weed farmer, you may need to enlist the help of the other 42 kids. You have to think big and not just be a 2 man operation.

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