The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Rally Squirrel]

Again, thank you. Falkie either by luck or guidance knows it is cheaper to pay him benefits than it is to house him in a correctional facility. That is how he games the system. Falkie never talks about any kind of ongoing therapy. I find that odd for any movement disability. But it isn't my area of experience. I do work with people that have degenerative joint disease. They have difficulty moving about their residence. And one of the things common with them, is an uncluttered living space to avoid falls. And my clients live on much less than the great state of CA pays.

Not all, but many of my clients with movement disabilities take responsibility for their condition. They watch their weight, exercise, and regularly visit physical therapists, again not all, but many.

I don't know what falkie weighs, but I don't think it is near 400 lbs. My guess is at over 6ft tall, he is probably around 260. But that is much too much for a sedentary, 60+ year old man with hypertension and an unhealthy diet (notice his video eating chicken tenders). Especially considering he often uses an ER for primary care conditions.

He said his weight is 357 recently.

[onan]

He said his weight is 357 recently.

No shit, we can add "the stout one" to his list of names. Christ, if you look up on the "how long am I going to live" website, I am sure falkie is already dead.

[GravitySucks]

No shit, we can add "the stout one" to his list of names. Christ, if you look up on the "how long am I going to live" website, I am sure falkie is already dead.

Magnum Falkie

[3OctaveFart]

It takes two seconds to hit Ctrl-A, Bugs. Wasn't even on the thread for three days. I play with my kid, not let him watch me posting on the Falkie Thread.

But, yes, George needs to just post. I'm not going to put out his wash on the clothespins every day. Or maybe this is some meta reverse-troll technique he's come up with.

[Curandero81]

Maybe. But I never had to pay for pussy.

paladin hasn't (haha) since he found "a Casio"
well maybe not pussy..
but
he's happy !!!!!

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Not all, but many of my clients with movement disabilities take responsibility for their condition. They watch their weight, exercise, and regularly visit physical therapists, again not all, but many.

I'm guessing that you know this already, but for everyone else: the single most beneficial thing that a person suffering from degenerative arthritis of the knees can do, outside of surgery, is maintain a healthy weight, or lose weight if they are obese.  ANY loss of weight helps, and if he has been diagnosed by a physician, as he claims, he has been informed of this and has decided that stuffing food in his snackhole is more important to him than not "screaming in pain." 

By his own admission, Senda has been 350+ pounds for ten years or more and has a 62 inch waist.  His incessant claims to be eating tiny portions of food are laughable.  He has no understanding of physiology, and no interest in learning it either, since it conflicts with his lying.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

It takes two seconds to hit Ctrl-A, Bugs. Wasn't even on the thread for three days. I play with my kid, not let him watch me posting on the Falkie Thread.

But, yes, George needs to just post. I'm not going to put out his wash on the clothespins every day. Or maybe this is some meta reverse-troll technique he's come up with.

Well, that's very special, but when I said "pathetic," I meant it in regards to being a Falkie fanboi.  Yeah, pathetic.

[onan]

The single most beneficial thing that a person suffering from degenerative arthritis of the knees can do, outside of surgery, is maintain a healthy weight, or lose weight if they are obese.  ANY loss of weight helps.  By his own admission, Senda has been 350+ pounds for ten years or more and has a 62 inch waist.  His incessant claims to be eating tiny portions of food are laughable.  He has no understanding of physiology, and no interest in learning it either, since it conflicts with his lying.

Sir you are soon to be on "someone's" ignore list.

[3OctaveFart]

Opinions vary. Paying for poon is about the saddest thing I can conceive.

[onan]

Opinions vary. Paying for poon is about the saddest thing I can conceive.

With the history falkie reports to have, I am betting that is a turn on for him.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Opinions vary. Paying for poon is about the saddest thing I can conceive.

How about getting a free fuck from a hooker because she feels sorry for him, and then getting a free dinner from that same hooker for the same reason, and bringing your girlfriend along to meet her?

Where does that fall on the Meatie pathos scale?

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Sir you are soon to be on "someone's" ignore list.

Until he wants to inbox me.  Then back on ignore.

[3OctaveFart]

Given the set of circumstances it would depend on what the hooker looked like.

[Rally Squirrel]

Opinions vary. Paying for poon is about the saddest thing I can conceive.

Then your imagination is not very lively.

[Rally Squirrel]

Given the set of circumstances it would depend on what the hooker looked like.

She looked OK for 60 years old.

I think she just recently (finally) retired. Her website is gone.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

Given the set of circumstances it would depend on what the hooker looked like.

Did you really just say that?

Well, how about pimping out a pregnant woman for lactation fetishes?  Are we getting closer to anything that offends your sensibilities? 

[3OctaveFart]

The thing I liked about this thread was that it was not a place for the easily offended.

http://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2015/04/so-youve-been-publicly-shamed-trevor-noah-and-why-everyone-needs-to-quiet-down-about-everything/389360/

I work in news. I traffic in the dick cheese of society every day. The smothered cat story did bother me, though. If true.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

The thing I liked about this thread was that it was not a place for the easily offended.

How about taking food from churches and charities, and then spending your (fraudulently obtained) money on electronic toys to make videos that barely anyone watches, or to pay for a forum that literally nobody else posts in?

Do you have an adjective to describe that?  Pathetic doesn't just seem to cover all of it.

[akwilly]

Hey falkie, I have lost my ass gambling on NFL today. Do you have any advice for me?

[coaster]

Falkie honestly believes that he deserves your money. It's so odd. Being fat and lazy and good for nothing really broke that dumb fucker's brain.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

I saw a video one time where this guy stood outside of a Justin Bieber concert and interviewed the girls going inside.  He asked them questions, like, "Should Justin be allowed to park in handicapped parking spaces without getting a ticket?"  And the girls would all say Oh yes, of course, after all he's Justin Bieber he should be able to do anything he wants.

And the guy kept upping the ante with each new group of girls that he would interview, raising the level of the crime, until he was asking if it was okay for Justin to punch a baby in the face or torture animals to death.  And bless their hearts, those little girls just kept a brave face and coming up with excuses why anything their heartthrob did was excusable and why anyone who disagreed should be gassed.

It was funny and towards the end a little disturbing.  I thought to myself, well, it's okay because only a 12 year old fangirl would endlessly excuse the behaviour of someone they were obsessively in love with like that.

[3OctaveFart]

Not sure how I became a fan. He is vain, stubborn and foolish. His behavior has been bad and self-destructive. It's been covered somewhere in the course of 989 pages.

He "inboxes" many here. If he wants to cut the act and talk about books or cats then I will give him my time. He has money; the "poverty" is the fucking McGuffin. Those books and toys didn't buy themselves.

But broadly, Falkie knows these notes written on toilet paper (a la Hannibal Lecter) and submitted to others "for publication" will piss the shit out of people. Some of you guys are like the ones who want the fat chick to leave the party, and then complain when she finally does. So, Bugs, maybe it's you who wants the valentines.

[GravitySucks]

Y'all just need to help me add up all the money Senda brags about getting (like the 9.95 from youtube) so that I can be as accurate as possible when I report him to the IRS and to the State of California.

Of course he can make sure that he accurately reports all of this as income and pays his fair share of taxes. Then it will just result in a couple of troublesome trips for him to discuss his returns with the auditors. He won't actually be subject to fines and imprisonment for fraud.

I don't need the 10% recovery reward fee anyways. I just want to make sure he is being a good citizen and is properly reporting all of his income.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

He "inboxes" many here.

If so, they have the good sense not to be seen as his mouthpiece.

Bugs, maybe it's you who wants the valentines.

Ummm, no.  I don't want people wondering if I hold up his fat pad with my free hand while I am looking for his dick.  Some people are not as sensitive to their image as me, I guess.

[3OctaveFart]

If it keeps the fun going then so be it.

Better than puzzling over a 71-year-old celebrity's equally lame swindling.

[FearBoysWithBugs]

If it keeps the fun going then so be it.

Better than puzzling over a 71-year-old celebrity's equally lame swindling.

How about sponging money off of hookers?  Is that pathetic, or just when you pay them for sex?

[Inglorious Bitch]

Hey falkie, I have lost my ass gambling on NFL today. Do you have any advice for me?

Stop gambling.

[3OctaveFart]

Do hookers earn a good wage? I honestly don't know.

[akwilly]

Stop gambling.

that's just crazy talk

[Rally Squirrel]

This is OK to print.

I have said that my sex-life is not for discussion here. And my friend Kelly was not 60 years old when she came over to visit me so STFU and mind your own business.
And Knock it off with the bullshit about 3,000 calories. Like I said. Yesterday I ate 2 turkey burgers.
193 calories each not including the condiments and the bun. The condiment and bun calories do not count because they help me get down the two giant turkey burgers in one sitting. And I had tea to HELP my throat and I dumped honey in it to HELP with the taste.
These foods HELP me and they do not count. So STFU.