The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Yes.  She's a huge Senda fan and admirer.

that's ok. as a gifted mechanic, i can overlook and fix that problem. 

[Defwhale]

... his chimp brain doesn't see just how close he was to death with that little trip. maybe if kathy continues to refuse offering her legal driving rights, she will finally collect on all his stuff.

I just had a vision of Falkie's things, jumbled in with Kathy's junk and strewn about Patty's garage, much of it covered in droppings.

[Gumby, Dammit]

I just had a vision of Falkie's things, jumbled in with Kathy's junk and strewn about Patty's garage, much of it covered in droppings.

No man No

[akwilly]

They need to get a trailer.

That would be a wise decision. That a way when it gets too cluttered they could drive their house to the landfill and empty the place out. Of course they might need to rent a spot at the landfill for maybe a month or so but that would be OK. Falkie could sift through the refuse and probably find some nice things.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

No, Kathy is also here to get her stuff off of my balcony.
She kept at me all weekend with how I wasn't doing anything and when we went out to get my pain medication, I finally blew up and let her have it.
She also thought that Patty was going to throw her out for being here a couple of extra days, so I bit the bullet, called Patty and apologized and told her why I needed Kathy here to help me clean ( if I turn my back to the left, it still hurts like hell and I can't bend. ) and she had NO problem with it.
Kathy now calls Patty's place " home " as she has a room of her own to sleep in, she's so damned desperate to get a place of her own and all she gets is being put on a waiting list. She paid $100 to one place as a deposit but who knows when they will have a vacancy.
I was in bed for 4 days and she made light of it, yet in July she had the same problem and I told her to go to the ER.
I got NO sympathy/empathy from her and it reminded me of what my bitchy Mother said when I had sinus surgery to Kathy.

" He's always sick. "

Yet she had multiple injuries, strokes and heart attacks and one was supposed to drop everything ( as I did on numerous occasions ) and tend to her.
I became homeless in 1996 because my Mother insisted I stay in her apartment  to be available while she spent a month in the hospital after back surgery.
I had forgotten that one time she had a stroke/heart attack while I was on the phone with her at 12:30 am. I heard a huge thump and the phone dropping to the floor.
Kathy and I raced downstairs to our car at the time ( a former unmarked police car ) and I drove ( and I had my license then ) to San Francisco thinking she had died and was waaaay over the speed limit at times because both of us were so freaked out over it.
When I got to the ER my mother had the nerve to bitch at me that I brought Kathy along and that it took me so long to get there.
That's the kind of Mother she was.
I've never heard of anyone who would bitch at their relatives who came at breakneck speed to see if they were alright.

So anyway, I told her off. I said I had given her thousands of dollars over the last 38 years in car repairs, food, going to the movies money with her girlfriends, etc., etc. and that I would STOP paying the 2 gas cards and the car insurance AND take the fucking car away and sell the damned thing and pocket the money for ME and she needed to stop her bad attitude. I also took the Prius key and all of that stopped her and she stopped fomenting.
I was damned sick of it.
And you jerks need to stop making the sick comments that I ( or her ) kill cats and all the other bs and leave Kathy alone.
She and I have enough problems without my having to hear second hand the bs and lies that get put on here.
IF my back had not gone out I would have had the place done by now, except for her stuff on the balcony.

Falkie, your Superman avatar is looking a little dated.  You might want to consider a more recent one.



Also, your Mother sends her love.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Also, your Mother sends her love.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COSeM2EVkDc

[3OctaveFart]

We've got to have some canned programming for Falkie Thread down time.

Hey- it's cool, everybody needs a break, but the Falkie Thread producers still have to pay the bills and put food on the table.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-5mvmkReFw

[Bart Ell]

WTF?  WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING POSTING IN MY THREAD

Excuse me?

[aldousburbank]

Excuse me?

[Who]

Somewhere in Grime with George Senda.  In this thrilling episode from March 20, 2014, Senda complains about the haters who give his YouTube videos the thumbs down.  We also have the opportunity to witness numerous Falkie Brain Farts.  See how many FBFs you can count in this three-minute classic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTvKJH-Cbyw 

[Inglorious Bitch]

We also have the opportunity to witness numerous Falkie brain farts.

AKA mini strokes.  BTW, that's a large bottle of gin. I think that explains all the brain farts.

[Defwhale]

Falkie, you've mentioned several times in your posts and videos that Kathy was either upset or angry about some of the posts referring to her on BellGab.

How did she know of them, or know what the comments were?  Does she lurk here, or do you read them to her?

[akwilly]

We've got to have some canned programming for Falkie Thread down time.

Hey- it's cool, everybody needs a break, but the Falkie Thread producers still have to pay the bills and put food on the table.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-5mvmkReFw

This must be the Casio guy I'm assuming.

[akwilly]

Hey Falkie. So tomorrow is the big inspection. How has the cleaning been going? Can you put the inspection off for a few weeks or months or until the back is healed? Has the traitor Kathy helped out at all? What is the status with her rat urine soaked boxes out on the porch.

[3OctaveFart]

[akwilly]

Hey Falkie, big day for you. Hope the inspection goes well. Give our best to the traitor Kathy.

[paladin1991]

Excuse me?

This is now the 'The Specific Musings of paladin1991' thread.  Pls write that down.

[paladin1991]

Since it has been so quiet of late, I give you:
https://youtu.be/AFrKuhV4Z2o

[akwilly]

This is now the 'The Specific Musings of paladin1991' thread.  Pls write that down.

Will be reported on the next Gabcast.

[paladin1991]

Will be reported on the next Gabcast.

Promulgate this word to all commands.

[akwilly]

Promulgate this word to all commands.

I would if I knew what promulgate meant

[Who]

[Who]

Coffee, Chili and Toilet Paper

And my freezer is full of food. I have coffee, chili and toilet paper and am ok for the month.
Unlike Palm-O-Liver who IS a dick, I do have a dick. And have 2 credit cards.

More Favorite Falkie Quotes.

I will LEAVE Bellgab forever for the sum of $ 5,000 in cash.
No checks, no paypal and all to be paid up front directly to me.

Everyone KNOWS where I PHYSICALLY reside but IF you can't find out, ask Paperboy to tell you. He's been IN my apartment.
Just knock first and announce yourself as a nude Kathy is sleeping next to me and kindly not before noon. We are NOT morning persons.

There are two litter boxes in the bathroom which I have not filmed yet.

There are 2 BIG reasons why we don't DO on top sex anymore.

[ONeill]

Due to the lack of new content let's have another look at this old hostage video.

[ONeill]

[Yorkshire pud]

Due to the lack of new content let's have another look at this old hostage video.

"And remember; get the script wrong and not only will I hold you down and fart in your face, I'll piss in your coffee''

[ONeill]

What a disgusting hovel this must be.

[ONeill]

[Inglorious Bitch]

"And remember; get the script wrong and not only will I hold you down and fart in your face, I'll piss in your coffee''

It could only improve the taste if their usual fare is from Starbucks.

[Inglorious Bitch]

I'm hearing Benny Hill in the background music as I watch this.