The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[GravitySucks]

I wonder if Falkie & Kathy have been having lots of makeup sex. Hubba hubba.

I think you should go back to the doctor if that is what you wonder about

[inuk2600]

Hey Falkie, sorry to hear about you're back. Have you considered freezing a stray cat and using it to cool you're back? The cats frozen claws would help to keep it in the needed position. I would encourage you skin the cat before you put it in the freezer.

May I suggest the cat is killed quickly first so as to not burden said feline with any undue suffering?

[akwilly]

May I suggest the cat is killed quickly first so as to not burden said feline with any undue suffering?

The cat would probably off it's little self after hanging with Kathy and Co.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

I wonder if Falkie & Kathy have been having lots of makeup sex. Hubba hubba.

you really....really need to think about sumthin else. 

[Defwhale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ua2QTJ6agFY

In this video we find out that Falkie went to the emergency room because he hurt is back. They told him to put ice on the injury but he is unable to keep the ice cubes from sliding off his back so he is using a heating pad instead.

Oh Falkie, you wonderful shit show, you. Fill a bag with ice you simpleton, you sound like Rebel Wilson in Bridesmaids tossing frozen peas on it.

Also stop putting heat on it, there is a reason they said ice. Ice goes on injuries heat on muscle pain. Heat on an injury is usually bad.

A shout out to BellGab at 4:12!  He's quite animated. 

At 4:47 he suggests Kathy has nothing to do with BellGab, which makes me wonder how yew cretins even know enough about her to make your unflattering comments.

[Defwhale]

The cat would probably off it's little self after hanging with Kathy and Co.

Have a last meal then throw itself under him as he's collapsing into the sofa?

[akwilly]

A shout out to BellGab at 4:12!  He's quite animated. 

At 4:47 he suggests Kathy has nothing to do with BellGab, which makes me wonder how yew cretins even know enough about her to make your unflattering comments.

Hey Falkie. Great video as usual, just a few thoughts about it though. 1. Why are you back with the Traitor Kathy? 2. Have you considered laying on a bag of ice or dare I say it make the Treacherous Kathy actually hold it on your back? 3. Apartment inspection on Thursday? 4. Why do you look so happy?

[akwilly]

Have a last meal then throw itself under him as he's collapsing into the sofa?

https://youtu.be/5svFEnkjTIY

[ONeill]

So, Felchie has another inspection. That's the only reason Sweet K is back for sure.

[akwilly]

So, Felchie has another inspection. That's the only reason Sweet K is back for sure.

One would think that you would want less garbage in the Apt. when the inspection comes around

[nooryisawesome]

I find it hilarious he "got an extension" for month after month for his inspection without ever passing it. He seeming delayed it for a full year, until the next inspection was due. I suspect he will once again use the same strategy. Its always someone else's fault that he can never pass.

[akwilly]

I find it hilarious he "got an extension" for month after month for his inspection without ever passing it. He seeming delayed it for a full year, until the next inspection was due. I suspect he will once again use the same strategy. Its always someone else's fault that he can never pass.

In one of his latest videos he spoke of putting all the halloween crap into boxes until next year. I would bet my ass that they will be in the background of many future Falkie videos

[Who]

One would think that you would want less garbage in the Apt. when the inspection comes around

Are Kathy's rat urine-saturated collectibles still stacked up on the balcony presenting a public health hazard?  That won't go well for the inspection.  Falkie also said the neighbors were complaining of the stench.   Wait until the inspector gets a whiff of that!

[ONeill]

There is one thing he sure is good at...

Golden oldie.

[Falkie2013]

One would think that you would want less garbage in the Apt. when the inspection comes around

No, Kathy is also here to get her stuff off of my balcony.
She kept at me all weekend with how I wasn't doing anything and when we went out to get my pain medication, I finally blew up and let her have it.
She also thought that Patty was going to throw her out for being here a couple of extra days, so I bit the bullet, called Patty and apologized and told her why I needed Kathy here to help me clean ( if I turn my back to the left, it still hurts like hell and I can't bend. ) and she had NO problem with it.
Kathy now calls Patty's place " home " as she has a room of her own to sleep in, she's so damned desperate to get a place of her own and all she gets is being put on a waiting list. She paid $100 to one place as a deposit but who knows when they will have a vacancy.
I was in bed for 4 days and she made light of it, yet in July she had the same problem and I told her to go to the ER.
I got NO sympathy/empathy from her and it reminded me of what my bitchy Mother said when I had sinus surgery to Kathy.

" He's always sick. "

Yet she had multiple injuries, strokes and heart attacks and one was supposed to drop everything ( as I did on numerous occasions ) and tend to her.
I became homeless in 1996 because my Mother insisted I stay in her apartment  to be available while she spent a month in the hospital after back surgery.
I had forgotten that one time she had a stroke/heart attack while I was on the phone with her at 12:30 am. I heard a huge thump and the phone dropping to the floor.
Kathy and I raced downstairs to our car at the time ( a former unmarked police car ) and I drove ( and I had my license then ) to San Francisco thinking she had died and was waaaay over the speed limit at times because both of us were so freaked out over it.
When I got to the ER my mother had the nerve to bitch at me that I brought Kathy along and that it took me so long to get there.
That's the kind of Mother she was.
I've never heard of anyone who would bitch at their relatives who came at breakneck speed to see if they were alright.

So anyway, I told her off. I said I had given her thousands of dollars over the last 38 years in car repairs, food, going to the movies money with her girlfriends, etc., etc. and that I would STOP paying the 2 gas cards and the car insurance AND take the fucking car away and sell the damned thing and pocket the money for ME and she needed to stop her bad attitude. I also took the Prius key and all of that stopped her and she stopped fomenting.
I was damned sick of it.
And you jerks need to stop making the sick comments that I ( or her ) kill cats and all the other bs and leave Kathy alone.
She and I have enough problems without my having to hear second hand the bs and lies that get put on here.
IF my back had not gone out I would have had the place done by now, except for her stuff on the balcony.

[Richard Groyper]

Longtime lurker & minimal poster, it's been a few weeks since my last confession...

20 hail Kathy's, 20 hail area51done, 20 hail Open lines Jerry.

-Amen.

[ONeill]

I got NO sympathy/empathy from her and it reminded me of what my bitchy Mother said when I had sinus surgery to Kathy.

" He's always sick. "

Yet she had multiple injuries, strokes and heart attacks and one was supposed to drop everything ( as I did on numerous occasions ) and tend to her.
I became homeless in 1996 because my Mother insisted I stay in her apartment  to be available while she spent a month in the hospital after back surgery.
I had forgotten that one time she had a stroke/heart attack while I was on the phone with her at 12:30 am. I heard a huge thump and the phone dropping to the floor.
Kathy and I raced downstairs to our car at the time ( a former unmarked police car ) and I drove ( and I had my license then ) to San Francisco thinking she had died and was waaaay over the speed limit at times because both of us were so freaked out over it.
When I got to the ER my mother had the nerve to bitch at me that I brought Kathy along and that it took me so long to get there.
That's the kind of Mother she was.
I've never heard of anyone who would bitch at their relatives who came at breakneck speed to see if they were alright.

Yeah, we know. That's probably the 100th time you've told us. Why didn't you mention how your mother once delayed you and you had to walk 8 miles and how it took you 5 hours?

You seriously need to see a doctor, a head doctor.

And you jerks need to stop making the sick comments that I ( or her ) kill cats and all the other bs and leave Kathy alone.
She and I have enough problems without my having to hear second hand the bs and lies that get put on here.

What lies? And how do we even know anything about Sweet K in the first place? Ever wondered about this?

[Who]

Kathy and I raced downstairs to our car at the time ( a former unmarked police car ) and I drove ( and I had my license then ) to San Francisco thinking she had died and was waaaay over the speed limit at times because both of us were so freaked out over it.

Falkie:  It's 36 miles to San Francisco, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

Kathy:  Hit it.

[Richard Groyper]

Are you putting the band back together?

One can only hope and pray. Falkie is everything and nothing, too me.

[paladin1991]

*snip*

WTF?  WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING POSTING IN MY THREAD WITHOUT SPECIFIC PERMISSION?  WELL?  ANSWER ME HOG!
STFU!  ANYTHIING YOU HAVE TO SAY IS WORTHLESS AND MEANINGLESS TO THOSE OF US WHO WILL BRING IT TO THE FIELD EACH AND EVERY DAY.
STFU!
YOU INSIGNIFICANT PIECE OF SHIT.  WATCH THIS.  THAT'S A FUCKING ORDER!  THIS GUY IS DEAD AND HE STILL DOES MORE FOR THOSE AROUND HIM BY LEAVING THIS MESSAGE.  THAT'S HIM.  DOESN'T IT MAKE YOU ASK YOURSELF, 'WHAT THE FUCK IS FELCHIE?'
QUIT YOUR SNIVILING.  QUIT YOUR BITCHING.  REACH DOWN BETWEEN YOUR LEGS, GRAB THOSE PATHETIC BALLS AND REMEMBER, IF YOU CAN, WHAT IT WAS LIKE TO BE A MAN.
WATCH, BITCHLING, WATCH.
https://youtu.be/DmPgYsb1jX0

[Yorkshire pud]

No, Kathy is also here to get her stuff off of my balcony.
She kept at me all weekend with how I wasn't doing anything and when we went out to get my pain medication, I finally blew up and let her have it.
She also thought that Patty was going to throw her out for being here a couple of extra days, so I bit the bullet, called Patty and apologized and told her why I needed Kathy here to help me clean ( if I turn my back to the left, it still hurts like hell and I can't bend. ) and she had NO problem with it.
Kathy now calls Patty's place " home " as she has a room of her own to sleep in, she's so damned desperate to get a place of her own and all she gets is being put on a waiting list. She paid $100 to one place as a deposit but who knows when they will have a vacancy.
I was in bed for 4 days and she made light of it, yet in July she had the same problem and I told her to go to the ER.
I got NO sympathy/empathy from her and it reminded me of what my bitchy Mother said when I had sinus surgery to Kathy.

" He's always sick. "

Yet she had multiple injuries, strokes and heart attacks and one was supposed to drop everything ( as I did on numerous occasions ) and tend to her.
I became homeless in 1996 because my Mother insisted I stay in her apartment  to be available while she spent a month in the hospital after back surgery.
I had forgotten that one time she had a stroke/heart attack while I was on the phone with her at 12:30 am. I heard a huge thump and the phone dropping to the floor.
Kathy and I raced downstairs to our car at the time ( a former unmarked police car ) and I drove ( and I had my license then ) to San Francisco thinking she had died and was waaaay over the speed limit at times because both of us were so freaked out over it.
When I got to the ER my mother had the nerve to bitch at me that I brought Kathy along and that it took me so long to get there.
That's the kind of Mother she was.
I've never heard of anyone who would bitch at their relatives who came at breakneck speed to see if they were alright.

So anyway, I told her off. I said I had given her thousands of dollars over the last 38 years in car repairs, food, going to the movies money with her girlfriends, etc., etc. and that I would STOP paying the 2 gas cards and the car insurance AND take the fucking car away and sell the damned thing and pocket the money for ME and she needed to stop her bad attitude. I also took the Prius key and all of that stopped her and she stopped fomenting.
I was damned sick of it.
And you jerks need to stop making the sick comments that I ( or her ) kill cats and all the other bs and leave Kathy alone.
She and I have enough problems without my having to hear second hand the bs and lies that get put on here.
IF my back had not gone out I would have had the place done by now, except for her stuff on the balcony.

Who is this Kathy of which you speak? We haven't posted anything about her first hand. Where do you think we may have learned about her? Give us a clue.

[PB the Deplorable]

... I've never heard of anyone who would bitch at their relatives who came at breakneck speed to see if they were alright...

Because - assuming she's as bad as you say - most people would have cut off such a toxic person long before things getting to that point.  They wouldn't have gone at all, and hopefully wouldn't have even been called.  And would have been living at least 5 states away.  Or if they had gone because it was a dire situation, would have said something like 'she hasn't changed', and left.

[PB the Deplorable]

No, Kathy is also here to get her stuff off of my balcony.

She kept at me all weekend with how I wasn't doing anything...

What is it she thinks you should be doing?

[PB the Deplorable]

... She also thought that Patty was going to throw her out for being here a couple of extra days, so I bit the bullet, called Patty and apologized and told her why I needed Kathy here to help me clean ...

When you called Patty, what was it that you apologized for?  I guess I've forgotten what she's upset about

[PB the Deplorable]

No, Kathy is also here to get her stuff off of my balcony.
She kept at me all weekend with how I wasn't doing anything and when we went out to get my pain medication, I finally blew up and let her have it...

... So anyway, I told her off. I said I had given her thousands of dollars over the last 38 years in car repairs, food, going to the movies money with her girlfriends, etc., etc. and that I would STOP paying the 2 gas cards and the car insurance AND take the fucking car away and sell the damned thing and pocket the money for ME and she needed to stop her bad attitude. I also took the Prius key and all of that stopped her and she stopped fomenting.
I was damned sick of it...

Good for you.  What was her response?  Whose name is on the car's title - yours, hers, jointly?

[aldousburbank]

When you called Patty, what was it that you apologized for?  I guess I've forgotten what she's upset about

It is difficult to keep track of things here at As The Falkie Crumbles.

[LadyFish]

When you called Patty, what was it that you apologized for?  I guess I've forgotten what she's upset about

Was it for the Ratty Patty helped rape me video? Was your apology sincere, or just words? Did you take that video off your YouTube channel?

[SredniVashtar]

And you jerks need to stop making the sick comments that I ( or her ) kill cats and all the other bs and leave Kathy alone.
She and I have enough problems without my having to hear second hand the bs and lies that get put on here.

If you had the elementary sense to shut up about personal stuff on here then nobody would have a clue what was going on and wouldn't comment on it. Do you have the slightest idea what a whiny little bitch you sound? That pathetic digression about your late mother makes you look like a retarded man-child who refuses to grow up. It would never occur to a moron like you that people in hospitals are often pissed off and unreasonable, and it is part of life to put up with their moods. Only someone as self-obsessed and unpleasant as you would store up shit like that and post it on a forum for a bunch of strangers to read. Also, for someone who claims to have had a 'girlfriend' for several decades, what kind of arse shares all this shit about someone they are supposedly close to? You are a nauseating attention whore. You can't do a single thing without fucking it up and you don't deserve a single moment of consideration from anybody.

Oh, one other thing. Fuck you!

[Yorkshire pud]

If you had the elementary sense to shut up about personal stuff on here then nobody would have a clue what was going on and wouldn't comment on it. Do you have the slightest idea what a whiny little bitch you sound? That pathetic digression about your late mother makes you look like a retarded man-child who refuses to grow up. It would never occur to a moron like you that people in hospitals are often pissed off and unreasonable, and it is part of life to put up with their moods. Only someone as self-obsessed and unpleasant as you would store up shit like that and post it on a forum for a bunch of strangers to read. Also, for someone who claims to have had a 'girlfriend' for several decades, what kind of arse shares all this shit about someone they are supposedly close to? You are a nauseating attention whore. You can't do a single thing without fucking it up and you don't deserve a single moment of consideration from anybody.

Oh, one other thing. Fuck you!

But apart from all that, he likes you really Senda; as do I. Fucking scrounging narcissistic twat.

[Who]

I finally blew up and let her have it.

Damn, that's a shock.  Senda blew up and let Kathy have it. 

So anyway, I told her off.

Right.  For the fifty thousandth time.

I said I had given her thousands of dollars over the last 38 years in car repairs, food, going to the movies money with her girlfriends, etc., etc. . . .

That's what people do for their significant others, you idiot!  Thousands of dollars over THIRTY EIGHT YEARS?  Well, aren't you generous?

. . . AND take the fucking car away and sell the damned thing and pocket the money for ME  . . . 

You're the biggest fucking asshole I've ever heard of.

I took the Prius key . . .

Did I mention you're the biggest fucking asshole I've ever heard of?