The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[Jocko Johnson]

it's more about the ulcerated wounds on my legs than anything else.

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Wow, MV you poor bastard!!!! Even with all his illnesses and injuries etc, I don't think falkie can top that...thoughts and prayers going out to you Pally! God Bless...#FREE MV's ULCERATED LEG WOUNDS!

[Yorkshire pud]

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Wow, MV you poor bastard!!! Even with all his illnesses and injuries etc, I don't think falkie can top that...thoughts and prayers going out to you Pally! God Bless...#FREE MV's ULCERATED LEG WOUNDS!

A bit strong calling him poor.

Just sayin.

[Jocko Johnson]

IOW, like Bakersfield, CA.

Maybe like the Fresh Kills dump on Staten Island NY? Or perhaps like a couple of dead bodies stuffed into a car trunk for a few weeks and left on the street in the hottest time of summer all blotted and they pop, then the "fluids" start dripping out and just puddle up against the curb as horse flys completely cover it to lay their maggots.

[Yorkshire pud]

Maybe like the Fresh Kills dump on Staten Island NY? Or perhaps like a couple of dead bodies stuffed into a car trunk for a few weeks and left on the street in the hottest time of summer all blotted and they pop, then the "fluids" start dripping out and just puddle up against the curb as horse flys completely cover it to lay their maggots.

Typical day in any Western city. Seriously.

[Jocko Johnson]

You guys know what Art said to Falkie in the email? I'm dying over here. Art is such a cool dude.

It must be a secret like when Art wrote to redacted and started falkie getting all jealous and then sent him on that now infamous trek to snoory and the dark side. Or it never happened,  or he has confused a jorch email and thinks it is one from Art? It's  all completely speculative at this point.

[Jocko Johnson]

Typical day in any Western city. Seriously.

Actually it was a summer in Brooklyn NY in the 80's.  And unfortunately it was in my sector so me and my partner got the radio call...we got the "rubbermen" to pop the trunk then the "squad" and crime scene. We made the initial report, wanted to puke and went on to the next 50 or so jobs central was holding in Bed-Stuy Bklyn!!! Great times baby!!! Loved it. But that type of thing happened all the time in the NY/NJ area!!

[Falkie2013]

Actually it was a summer in Brooklyn NY in the 80's.  And unfortunately it was in my sector so me and my partner got the radio call...we got the "rubbermen" to pop the trunk then the "squad" and crime scene. We made the initial report, wanted to puke and went on to the next 50 or so jobs central was holding in Bed-Stuy Bklyn!!! Great times baby!!! Loved it. But that type of thing happened all the time in the NY/NJ area!!

Art wrote me saying good luck with Noory's new show so he can't be that mad. I did send him several emails by way of explanation.
Meanwhile we took 2 carloads of stuff to Patty's, i had to go to Walmart to get cat food and food and Patty bought some stuff, met us out at Kathy's car and said :


" i'll see you later. "


And then disappeared. This after having promised Kathy to help finish carting off stuff and cleaning the kitchen as the apartment was not done and the landlord's representative had been over asking Kathy when she was going to be done earlier in the day. So went back to the apartment, came over here so Kathy could get some sleep and around 4 we go back and finish the apartment and then cart off all the stuff that needs to be disposed of.
Kathy has known Patty for a long time and she's done this magic act before. Kathy's really pissed about it and I am not happy about it either. I was going up the stairs last night & even though I was holding onto the rail, i started to lose my balance and started to fall backwards. If I'd fallen down those stairs, I probably would have been killed. The damned things are dangerous.

[Falkie2013]

It must be a secret like when Art wrote to redacted and started falkie getting all jealous and then sent him on that now infamous trek to snoory and the dark side. Or it never happened,  or he has confused a jorch email and thinks it is one from Art? It's  all completely speculative at this point.

Art said he wore glasses too and said " now I'm washed up ? ".
I gave him 3 long explanations, something of my background and said I knew he had a shower, wash machine and was VERY washed and clean as well. 
He understood and wished me well on Noory's new show.
I will be taping my segment for the show Thursday night.
And Kathy is NOT sleeping in a cardboard box. She's sleeping across from me atop a bunch of pillows since she didn't want to unfold the sofa bed.
Boop will be here tonight and Kathy will be staying the weekend, then returning to stay at Patty's on Monday.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

...And then disappeared.

She probably needed some air.  This is surely getting to her at least as much as it is to you two.

Kathy has known Patty for a long time and she's done this magic act before. Kathy's really pissed about it and I am not happy about it either. I was going up the stairs last night & even though I was holding onto the rail, i started to lose my balance and started to fall backwards. If I'd fallen down those stairs, I probably would have been killed. The damned things are dangerous.

That's how I lost my mother.  Watch yourself.  Believe it or not most of us are here to prevent Falkie related disasters.

[Falkie2013]

Hahaha this is killing me

And you probably standing there in your authentic Ilse She Wolf of Bellgab regalia supervising it all and flagellating  Henry's testicles with your cat of nine tails made out of old rusty beer can pull tabs.
Which MIGHT also explain how MV got his leg wounds.
And I didn't do the bathroom because I was tired and my knee was making me yell while I was on the phone. Twice.
But I wouldn't dream of depriving you of the perverse pleasure you will get thinking of how you could utilize such a cramped space, so I will do a video of it this weekend.
And Drone is wrong.
After I help Kathy, I am going to take a day off to rest my back and catalog my rare collection of Zeti Reticulean charcoal sex etchings, restack the boxes in the bedroom doorway and mark them so that SOME of them can go to storage ( some are full of clean clothes ) and then continue to clean and dust the living room and mark stuff in there and either move the excess to storage or toss it.
But living in a town where the power goes out 6-8 times a year, sometimes for hours at a time is one reason I have books, a portable dvd player,kindle and flashlights, battery operated candles and a supply of those shake and snap Cyalume light sticks that I replenish at intervals.
Then I will go through the closets, straighten them out, mark and move boxes for storage and clean the shelves and floor and rig a couple of perches for Laura should she ever decide to come for a visit and wants to hang upside down and add to her fly and mosquito collection.

[PB the Deplorable]

... I was going up the stairs last night & even though I was holding onto the rail, i started to lose my balance and started to fall backwards. If I'd fallen down those stairs, I probably would have been killed. The damned things are dangerous.

All stairs are dangerous if you lose your balance. 

Or are you saying your stairs are more dangerous than others?

[Daggit]

Patty has probably had it with helping two lazy people who probably wouldn't return the favor.

[Falkie2013]

All stairs are dangerous if you lose your balance. 

Or are you saying your stairs are more dangerous than others?

I lived in that apartment with Kathy at one time. The stairs are very steep & made of concrete and both of us have fallen taking stuff down to the car or carrying the garbage out. The Steps are too narrow and the bottom step is way above where it should be above the asphalt and concrete parking area. They ARE dangerous.

[Falkie2013]

Patty has probably had it with helping two lazy people who probably wouldn't return the favor.

Patty got taken out to breakfast by Kathy the other day and dinner and Patty lives in a house which doesn't need cleaning since she cleans houses part time.
Kathy spent $50 on the meals and Patty took some of Kathy's collectibles which Kathy didn't know about and got some ceramic bunnies that are in the kitchen.
Patty can be a mercenary type and has quit helping Kathy with stuff in the past or failed to show up when she and Kathy were supposed to go out together.
Kathy has in the past helped clean and disposed of stuff when Patty had to move out of places she was renting.
The poster has no damned idea of what he's talking about as is usually the case in here by the idly speculating moronic crowd poster types.
They have known each other since they were teenagers.

[Yorkshire pud]

All stairs are dangerous if you lose your balance. 

Or are you saying your stairs are more dangerous than others?

...or he's (rightly) suggesting his bulk falling down stairs will pick up some inertia and not end at all well.

[Yorkshire pud]

Patty got taken out to breakfast by Kathy the other day and dinner and Patty lives in a house which doesn't need cleaning since she cleans houses part time.

Clue; it does need and probably is kept clean....you and Kathy  live in the shit through choice. Patty obviously chooses not to.

Kathy spent $50 on the meals and Patty took some of Kathy's collectibles which Kathy didn't know about and got some ceramic bunnies that are in the kitchen.
Patty can be a mercenary type and has quit helping Kathy with stuff in the past or failed to show up when she and Kathy were supposed to go out together.
Kathy has in the past helped clean and disposed of stuff when Patty had to move out of places she was renting.
The poster has no damned idea of what he's talking about as is usually the case in here by the idly speculating moronic crowd poster types.
They have known each other since they were teenagers.

Blah blah..woe is me... Patty might just be pissed off at trying to help a pair of idle fat twats who won't help themselves...

Oh yeah, that'll be it.

[SredniVashtar]

Patty can be a mercenary type and has quit helping Kathy with stuff in the past or failed to show up when she and Kathy were supposed to go out together.

I think 'mercenary' in Falkese means someone who occasionally has a life of their own, and doesn't always drop everything to go and do the bidding of someone unwilling to help themselves.

I think you should be grateful for anyone helping you at all.

[3OctaveFart]

I'd walk also if Kathy sat on her ass while I cleaned her apartment.

[Who]

How do we know Kathy sat on her ass while Falkie cleaned her apartment?  Falkie said so.  Falkie said.  Falkie said.

The truth?  I believe we have two lazy, morbidly obese hoarders who don't mind living in filth.  What do we know for sure?  Kathy was evicted and Falkie is on the verge of being evicted.  Falkie's videos show he has been living in filth for some time and continues to do so to this day.  And he would have us believe he cleaned Kathy's apartment? 

Here's another fact.  The government makes it very difficult to evict someone from section-8 housing.  Yet Kathy managed to get herself evicted and Falkie is about to get booted out as well. 

[Daggit]

The countdown to Falkie's shot at stardom. Don't fuck it up.

[Who]

The countdown to Falkie's shot at stardom. Don't fuck it up.

George Noory and George Senda on TV.  How could it possibly fail?

[Falkie2013]

How do we know Kathy sat on her ass while Falkie cleaned her apartment?  Falkie said so.  Falkie said.  Falkie said.

The truth?  I believe we have two lazy, morbidly obese hoarders who don't mind living in filth.  What do we know for sure?  Kathy was evicted and Falkie is on the verge of being evicted.  Falkie's videos show he has been living in filth for some time and continues to do so to this day.  And he would have us believe he cleaned Kathy's apartment? 

Here's another fact.  The government makes it very difficult to evict someone from section-8 housing.  Yet Kathy managed to get herself evicted and Falkie is about to get booted out as well.

Wrong, voucher breath.
Kathy officially did NOT get evicted and neither will I. They tossed her out to remodel her apartment. If she had been thrown out for cause, she'd be off Section 8 and she isn't.
As to me, the manager is concerned about the clutter and the excess stuff. Kathy stayed here and we just woke up and I am going with her to finish up her apartment and on the first my stuff goes in the truck and the Prius and goes into my storage. The other issues I will bring up to the assistant director of housing in person. The only one I have a real problem with is my cat feeding areas. There are no rats in here and its a stupid thing to assert. I've never had them in any apartment since 1977 and no roaches either, Kathy with her shoes on managed to knock over the single dry food cat dish by the door 3 times last night. We are going to move the big green chair and a lot of stuff you saw in the video won't be in here. After its in storage I will go up with her and go through some of it.


I also saw free gravel being offered on CL and its frequently done so that would provide the bed for the container when I get it and get my land. Theres also a local seller of those containers in that area but will see about that once I pay for the land. One thing for sure. There will be no grass there to give me allergies.
Patty told us she showed up there and said she saw we weren't there and went to Taco Bell and waited for us till 3 am. We don't believe it. When Kathy called her up she was sound asleep.

[Yorkshire pud]

Wrong, voucher breath.
Kathy officially did NOT get evicted and neither will I. They tossed her out to remodel her apartment. If she had been thrown out for cause, she'd be off Section 8 and she isn't.
As to me, the manager is concerned about the clutter and the excess stuff. Kathy stayed here and we just woke up and I am going with her to finish up her apartment and on the first my stuff goes in the truck and the Prius and goes into my storage. The other issues I will bring up to the assistant director of housing in person. The only one I have a real problem with is my cat feeding areas. There are no rats in here and its a stupid thing to assert. I've never had them in any apartment since 1977 and no roaches either, Kathy with her shoes on managed to knock over the single dry food cat dish by the door 3 times last night. We are going to move the big green chair and a lot of stuff you saw in the video won't be in here. After its in storage I will go up with her and go through some of it.


I also saw free gravel being offered on CL and its frequently done so that would provide the bed for the container when I get it and get my land. Theres also a local seller of those containers in that area but will see about that once I pay for the land. One thing for sure. There will be no grass there to give me allergies.
Patty told us she showed up there and said she saw we weren't there and went to Taco Bell and waited for us till 3 am. We don't believe it. When Kathy called her up she was sound asleep.

I can't; I really can't. Someone else please explain it to him.

[SredniVashtar]

There are no rats in here.

What a proud boast! I expect the atmosphere is so thick with concentrated ass that the poor things would collapse before they got anywhere near. I can only imagine the olfactory nightmare. Enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

[PathoJen]

George Noory and George Senda on TV.  How could it possibly fail?

I hope Noory is paying you.

[ACE of CLUBS]

And you probably standing there in your authentic Ilse She Wolf of Bellgab regalia supervising it all and flagellating  Henry's testicles with your cat of nine tails made out of old rusty beer can pull tabs.
Which MIGHT also explain how MV got his leg wounds.
And I didn't do the bathroom because I was tired and my knee was making me yell while I was on the phone. Twice.
But I wouldn't dream of depriving you of the perverse pleasure you will get thinking of how you could utilize such a cramped space, so I will do a video of it this weekend.
And Drone is wrong.
After I help Kathy, I am going to take a day off to rest my back and catalog my rare collection of Zeti Reticulean charcoal sex etchings, restack the boxes in the bedroom doorway and mark them so that SOME of them can go to storage ( some are full of clean clothes ) and then continue to clean and dust the living room and mark stuff in there and either move the excess to storage or toss it.
But living in a town where the power goes out 6-8 times a year, sometimes for hours at a time is one reason I have books, a portable dvd player,kindle and flashlights, battery operated candles and a supply of those shake and snap Cyalume light sticks that I replenish at intervals.
Then I will go through the closets, straighten them out, mark and move boxes for storage and clean the shelves and floor and rig a couple of perches for Laura should she ever decide to come for a visit and wants to hang upside down and add to her fly and mosquito collection.

Putrid gasbag ...

[Who]

There are no rats in here and its a stupid thing to assert. I've never had them in any apartment since 1977 and no roaches either . . .

Are you saying you DID have rats prior to 1977?  As for roaches, one of your friends said you found one in your apartment recently and killed it. 

Falkie found a cockroach yesterday and crushed the little sucker, so it's roach free at this point, and Kathy is not allowed to bring her purse into the apartment anymore.

Please explain.

[ShayP]

Maybe I missed it, but why are you (FALKIE) posting videos of you "cleaning" your apartment?


Perhaps someone else can answer my query.  I'm perplexed to say the least.  It's more than sad.
I did look at some old threads and at that time Falkie flamed Noory up and down, yet gets freebies from him now.  I guess I should've paid more attention to this scenario.  However I feel shitty for paying the attention I just did.      WTF? 

[area51drone]

Maybe I missed it, but why are you (FALKIE) posting videos of you "cleaning" your apartment?


Perhaps someone else can answer my query.  I'm perplexed to say the least.  It's more than sad.
I did look at some old threads and at that time Falkie flamed Noory up and down, yet gets freebies from him now.  I guess I should've paid more attention to this scenario.  However I feel shitty for paying the attention I just did.      WTF? 

Welcome to THE BIG SHOW.

[Richard Groyper]

Welcome to THE BIG SHOW.

What I find funny is how much Falkie "bothers" poster's within BellGab.