The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[MV/Liberace!]

Oh and the level of delusion, it's like me saying my little trilogy of vampire novels will be the next Harry Potter, they won't. They will however, probably get me laid, and that is all the payment I require 

[Yorkshire pud]

Posting photos of your near neighbours won't ingratiate you with the haters you know?


Reported.

[MV/Liberace!]

neighbours

reported for spelling.  foreigner.

[ponyboysunset]

I'm reporting myself for not writing any scissoring scenes! Well I can always write them in this novel! LMAO!

[Open Lines Gerry]

Oh scissor!  Scissor me timbers!

[Catsmile]

Happy Belated, Falks.

Maybe y'all should get some part time jobs to make things easier on yourselves?

Why you gotta use such a dirty four letter word to, SendaMeMoreMoney?

[Open Lines Gerry]

Oh and the level of delusion, it's like me saying my little trilogy of vampire novels will be the next Harry Potter, they won't.

Don't give up hope!  You just need a little of that good ol' Falkie optimism!

[onan]

Hey Falkie works! You think it is easy to think of new ways to suck guilt money from strangers?

[aldousburbank]

They're duct taped to ur frigging head...
find for your head, and there be the glasses too.

Wow this so existential!

[Yorkshire pud]

reported for spelling.  foreigner.

Colonist.

[Open Lines Gerry]

I am not agitating, but I don't think it would do any harm if the abler of the two worked a job even 10 hours a week.
If nothing else, a job keeps you off the couch and positioned looking to the future, even if the future means a paycheck at the end of the week.

I'm thinking more of Kathy, but having some kind of a job, no matter what it is, would surely help to improve her self-esteem.  It's good to be able to get out of the house, interact with people, and feel like you're contributing (even just a little) to the "greater good" of society.

I don't think that Falkie has any self-esteem issues, and his current activities will eventually pay off on a variety of levels in due time.

[MV/Liberace!]

Colonist.

i'm a native.  you're the colonists.

[Yorkshire pud]

I'm reporting myself for not writing any scissoring scenes! Well I can always write them in this novel! LMAO!

Yeah, but when you've read one scissor scene with the usual post coitus clean up with wet wipes, you've read them all.

[Yorkshire pud]

i'm a native.  you're the colonists.

You have the option of having the declaration of Independence revoked if you want? 


But you have to leave Senda in the USA if you do...he can't come back.

[coaster]

What will happen when you interview George Noory?  Will the earth shift on its axis?  Will the poles reverse?  What will have changed?

no shit.. It's so damn stupid when he says shit like that. After the interview will Satan himself show up to take us Falkie haters back down to hell while Falkie ascends on a mayo-covered thrown to Heaven?

[MV/Liberace!]

so falkie, are you going to do the interview with noory on the ufoship stream?  forget about your ipad and tmobile.  they have nothing to do with any of this.

[aldousburbank]

Colonist.

What  possible gripe can you have against a healthy colon?

[Yorkshire pud]

What  possible gripe can you have against a healthy colon?

It's a symptom of Sendaworld; it makes freaky stuff happen with organs. Starting with the digestive system, ejecting up the windpipe, makes the oesophagus go into spasm and vomit covers the back of the teeth and tongue before spilling out onto the floor.

[Open Lines Gerry]

Talked to Drone briefly this morning.

Why? Too much time on your hands?  Did you hear him make a total ass of himself when he called the Gabcast?

I did. And he really fucked up good!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRVxFPKAFKg

[3OctaveFart]

Jerry-
Being able to clean implies one is able-bodied to work.
Like Mama used to say, "Fart, darling, if you can spend hours playing Zelda you can quit playing sick and go to school."
I would not tell the inspector that I spent many hours laboriously cleaning the unit.
Especially since Falkie said the inspector is a bit of a hardass.

[eddie dean]

Falkie seems more of a limerick kinda person.

Indeed!

There is this guy from Pittsburgh
His interactions with women, like an iceberg
He begs for donations, In his video creations
A disaster that is similar to the Hindenburg

[ONeill]

Jerry-
Being able to clean implies one is able-bodied to work.
Like Mama used to say, "Fart, darling, if you can spend hours playing Zelda you can quit playing sick and go to school."
I would not tell the inspector that I spent many hours laboriously cleaning the unit.
Especially since Falkie said the inspector is a bit of a hardass.

Yes, amazing achievements by Falkie this week.

[Yorkshire pud]

Indeed!

There is this guy from Pittsburgh
His interactions with women, like an iceberg
He begs for donations, In his video creations
A disaster that is similar to the Hindenburg

The Dean meister!!!

Welcome back fancy pants.

[coaster]

[ONeill]

That's good, but where's Kathy, Pathy, Poop the Cat and a jar of mayo

[eddie dean]

The Dean meister!!!

Welcome back fancy pants.

It's  Lord Fancy Pants to you buddy!

[coaster]

That's good, but where's Kathy, Pathy, Poop the Cat and a jar of mayo

Probably under some clutter somewhere. I have no idea who or what pathy is though.

[Catsmile]

Excellent shop.
However, I'm sure you insultated Falkie, by shopping his melon on the man and not God. 

[Who]

Falkie,

Are you going to ask Noory to pay for your glasses before the interview or after?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Falkie,

Are you going to ask Noory to pay for your glasses before the interview or after?

He'd better do it before he presents the EyePad cartoons.