The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[aldousburbank]

I just walked into the living room and my wife was watching... Kathy's Corner. W.T.F.

I've got that dubious twisted up.

[Daggit]

BART is short for Bay Area Rapid Transit and NOT Bart Ell.

Yay! Falkie's reading my posts again. My brush with quasi fame.

[Daggit]

I just walked into the living room and my wife was watching... Kathy's Corner. W.T.F.

Surely that's grounds for divorce.

[WhiteCrow]

I just walked into the living room and my wife was watching... Kathy's Corner. W.T.F.

World's collide...  Have her YouTube a review. Sell her on "designed to make her money"

[WhiteCrow]

BART is short for Bay Area Rapid Transit and NOT Bart Ell.

Bart Ell was a lot more entertaining than this latest gaggle, they're still using his material. To bad he committed a Bellgab mortal sin.

[paladin1991]

I pushed my groceries home on a road that turns into an unlighted 2 lane blacktop & as you seem to ignore I walked it with my bad knee with everything in a small cart. I made periodic stops to rest and one at an all night restaurant to ask for a cup of ice water. As usual, since you don't know how fast or slow I can or cannot walk, your opinion doesn't mean anything. And I bought no junk food, hot dogs or anything of the kind.
It was at 10 pm at night and there are sections with no curbs and just dirt for a shoulder.
There's only one 7-11 on that road in that direction and I Stopped there at 3 am to call Kathy to let her know I was ok on the only working pay phone for miles as my IPhone  had run out of power.
The blocks here in many cases are somewhat longer in spots than normal and near the end is a very steep hill that I had trouble getting over.
But YOU didn't walk it, I did.
My Mother kept having me do things and had a habit of having me start one thing and then not letting me finish and I had kept telling her I had to leave to go to BART so I could get the last bus home. We did NOT have a car then.
The buses here stop at 920 pm and I was pushing $75 worth of groceries with no junk food amongst it.
And Kathy was worried about me because I had called her from SF telling her I was headed for BART & hours had passed with no word from me.

Your original post said you did this before you were crippled.  Don't you remember what lies you conjure up?

[Daggit]

Bart Ell was a lot more entertaining than this latest gaggle, they're still using his material. To bad he committed a Bellgab mortal sin.

I guess all he has to do is donate to BellGab like you did to get back in. What a loser you are.

[paladin1991]

I just walked into the living room and my wife was watching... Kathy's Corner. W.T.F.

Time for an intervention. I will bring the Scotch.  Put some coffee on. 

[3OctaveFart]

Fart was told in a PM that Bart Ell was a sock puppet for a regular poster.

[paladin1991]

A regular poster letting his asshole side a walk thru bellgabland?

[aldousburbank]

Fart was told in a PM that Bart Ell was a sock puppet for a regular poster.

Or is it the other way around?
Like herpes, I'm sure the Bart didn't just go way.

[nooryisawesome]

hit up Noory to comp you some tickets to CONTACT in the DESERT
http://contactinthedesert.com/
The speaker list is a veritable who's who of the woo-woo community

Given the name, maybe Art will show up to plug his new show. He can do a WWE style run in on Jorch and powerbomb him through a table

Maybe Timmy can get him a place by the shitter, next to him.

[WhiteCrow]

I guess all he has to do is donate to BellGab like you did to get back in. What a loser you are.

Let's set the record straight, I'm a  loser, troll, and enabler.

[3OctaveFart]

Or is it the other way around?
Like herpes, I'm sure the Bart didn't just go way.

In the early stages of this thread, there were two or three Buffalo Bill-type stalkers that could creep anyone out. This is not exactly collegial, but people posting seem to be having fun.

[PB the Deplorable]

I've alrady prepared the questions but there will be new ones.

I've seen several interviews of George Noory, most of them were written and part of an article.  They mostly asked pretty much the same softball questions, and were pretty boring

I really hope the Falkie interview is not more of the same.  Anyone who will be watching Falkie's video of his interview with George already knows the basic stuff most of those other interviewers asked him, I hope this interview digs a little deeper.  I hope most of the questions are things we've discussed and wondered about here on BellGab. 

I also hope they stay away from Noory's opinions and ideas about various paranormal subjects. I think we all realize George doesn't give a shit about any of it, and just pretends to be interested in order to collect a fat paycheck - discussing these subjects with him would be a waste of time.

Ask about the horse ranch.  Ask about what his ex wives are doing.  Ask about why he thinks he's been singled out to have a 'George Noory Sucks' thread on the internet - they are any number of BellGab related questions one could ask.  Ask about who does what in his office - Tommy, Lisa, Lex - who decides which guests to book, what topics, who contacts them and lines then up. 

Ask about his performance - why does he seem to not be listening to guests and callers and what's he doing instead, why does he have such a difficult time reading copy, why he doesn't seem to know common idioms and axioms, does he wish he was quicker on his feet, what does he try to do to improve, why is he spending time with TV shows and all the other stuff when it's clear his radio show needs his full attention.  Of course a pro would ask these in a way that he doesn't feel attacked and insulted

Please don't make it boring.  Please don't turn it into an informercial for your upcoming gig with George.  Please be different

[nooryisawesome]

Let's set the record straight, I'm a  loser, troll, and enabler.

Just an enabler in my book. I think your probably a decent person, you are if anything too nice.

[aldousburbank]

Ask about the horse ranch.  Ask about what his ex wives are doing.  Ask about why he thinks he's been singled out to have a 'George Noory Sucks' thread on the internet

Ask him about his doll collection and if he has any replacement rugs or if it's just the one. Ask him what his fave twilight zone episide is and his thoughts on Mexican taxis. Ask him if he was a mean baby, what a haiku is, and if he were a tree, what kind of nut would he be?

[Nick el Ass]

I've alrady prepared the questions but there will be new ones.

Ask him this one.

[SnapT]

I've seen several interviews of George Noory, most of them were written and part of an article.  They mostly asked pretty much the same softball questions, and were pretty boring

I really hope the Falkie interview is not more of the same.  Anyone who will be watching Falkie's video of his interview with George already knows the basic stuff most of those other interviewers asked him, I hope this interview digs a little deeper.  I hope most of the questions are things we've discussed and wondered about here on BellGab. 

I also hope they stay away from Noory's opinions and ideas about various paranormal subjects. I think we all realize George doesn't give a shit about any of it, and just pretends to be interested in order to collect a fat paycheck - discussing these subjects with him would be a waste of time.

Ask about the horse ranch.  Ask about what his ex wives are doing.  Ask about why he thinks he's been singled out to have a 'George Noory Sucks' thread on the internet - they are any number of BellGab related questions one could ask.  Ask about who does what in his office - Tommy, Lisa, Lex - who decides which guests to book, what topics, who contacts them and lines then up. 

Ask about his performance - why does he seem to not be listening to guests and callers and what's he doing instead, why does he have such a difficult time reading copy, why he doesn't seem to know common idioms and axioms, does he wish he was quicker on his feet, what does he try to do to improve, why is he spending time with TV shows and all the other stuff when it's clear his radio show needs his full attention.  Of course a pro would ask these in a way that he doesn't feel attacked and insulted

Please don't make it boring.  Please don't turn it into an informercial for your upcoming gig with George.  Please be different

THIS.

[Nick el Ass]

THIS.

x2

[MV/Liberace!]

To bad he committed a Bellgab mortal sin.

Huh?

[SnapT]

x2

[aldousburbank]

To bad he committed a Bellgab mortal sin.

Dude, he peed on the rug?

[onan]

Dude, he peed on the rug?

That rug tied the room together.

[paladin1991]

Ask him about his doll collection and if he has any replacement rugs or if it's just the one. Ask him what his fave twilight zone episide is and his thoughts on Mexican taxis. Ask him if he was a mean baby, what a haiku is, and if he were a tree, what kind of nut would he be?

We already know what kind of nut he a.   My left one.  Sendamemoney is my right nut. 

[PB the Deplorable]

I just walked into the living room and my wife was watching... Kathy's Corner. W.T.F.

[Insert mayonnaise joke here]

[3OctaveFart]

I get the sense you could ask Noory the most thoughtful questions imaginable and you'll always get garbage in response.
It's not his fault- he just isn't a colorful person.

[b_dubb]

[Insert mayonnaise joke here]

http://youtu.be/0q9V_G1ese8

I don't feel so good now

[Dateline]

Wig Questions:

1.  Do you have a different wig for everyday of the week?

2.  How often do you wash them?

3.  Do you dye your roots to match the wig or the wig to match the roots?

4.  How do you store your wigs?  Do you throw them into the shorts drawer for safe keeping?

5.  Do you have heads to put the wigs on?  Do the heads have faces and do they look mean?

6.  Are the wig heads lined up in your closet or do you keep them in your office? 

7.  Have you ate rat and how would you rate it?  Do you prefer Greek rat?

8.  Do you share a queen room with the Producer on trips?

9.  Why do you fly coach?

10. Why do you make smacking noises on the air? 

[3OctaveFart]

I have a modest one: why wear a moustache unironically in the year 2015.