The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[coaster]

Going to the Apple store in a few. Someone give me gas money.

[paladin1991]

Yeah yeah.. all true; but it doesn't address you being a grasping twat.

Yorkie!  Did you just 'out' us?  Give a girl a little warning....

[paladin1991]

Going to the Apple store in a few. Someone give me some gas money.

Maybe the Falkshill will shit you a few bux.

[nooryisawesome]

So Falkie spent all of his money on electronics and now wants peoples money for his bills.

And so another day passes in falkies world. Get a fucking job.

[coaster]

Falkie sits on his ass all day, talking on the phone and playing with his computer. Those two talents, along with his natural bullshitting skills would make him a perfect telemarketer. He wouldn't even need to stand up. There you go Falkie. Pay your bills like a grown up instead of begging.

[Nick el Ass]

Just ban Falkie, and force him to grovel at Dave's feet for people to talk to. Maybe Dave will set up a Dave Noorie is cool website... and let Flakie be head moderator.

[Open Lines Gerry]

Here is the event line-up for Falkie's meeting with Noory.
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http://newlivingexpo.com/

[Nick el Ass]

Here is the event line-up for Falkie's meeting with Noory.
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http://newlivingexpo.com/

That place will be full of so much suck.

[paladin1991]

Here is the event line-up for Falkie's meeting with Noory.
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http://newlivingexpo.com/

I wouldn't pay dollar one to attend this shit fest.  And neither will Senda.  He'll use someone's donations.

[nooryisawesome]

Here is the event line-up for Falkie's meeting with Noory.
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http://newlivingexpo.com/

How is falkie not featured on that poster.

[Yorkshire pud]

Going to the Apple store in a few. Someone give me gas money.

Just gas money? What about a new suit? Shoes? C'mon, don't sell yourself short; if you're going to hold your hand out, make it both hands.

[paladin1991]

Since this is the 'General Musings' thread, I'm beginning to Muse.  If Georgie Sendamemoney, were to stroke out, how would we know?  Would Kath {you don't mind if I give her a pet name do you Georgie?} have the ability to dial us up and give us the good news?

[Yorkshire pud]

Yorkie!  Did you just 'out' us?  Give a girl a little warning....

Shit, I'm sorry. I thought it was common knowledge you and I indulged in sexual practices that others may find unusual (and in some countries illegal), but a new enlightenment needs to be realised. Closet cricket bat probing is under rated in my humble opinion, why, just last week (cont pp94)

[Yorkshire pud]

How is falkie not featured on that poster.

Clearly an oversight. Proof reading isn't as it used to be; how anyone missed that fat turd's mug on that flyer is a mystery. Still, it will suit him to know that all the new ager topics are covered.

[Yorkshire pud]

Since this is the 'General Musings' thread, I'm beginning to Muse.  If Georgie Sendamemoney, were to stroke out, how would we know?  Would Kath {you don't mind if I give her a pet name do you Georgie?} have the ability to dial us up and give us the good news?

I'm guessing Kathy would be kicking the corpse until her foot hurt; Then change legs. All that money wasted and he fucking dies before his world wide fame is, erm, world wide.

[MV/Liberace!]

Time to remove this thread once and for all.

this thread will live in infamy.

[ONeill]

Reading this thread was a pure comedy experience at the beginning, then it switched to farce, then tragifarce, now I perceive it as a tragedy. Soon we're having an Indiana Jones like storyline with Falkie's Dave-sponsored trip to this gathering of freaks and the next chapter is the eviction of Kathy that will surely be a disaster movie that will make Roland Emmerich envious.

Falkie, do you realize that it's perfectly possible that you will not have enough money to pay the deposit + first rent in Kathy's hypothetical new appartment? Do you also know that the amount that you will miss may be exactly what you spent on this useless shit that you listed in your previous posts + whatever you spend on this stupid trip to meet Dave? I hope you remember this when Kathy loses her car to a loan shark.

[Yorkshire pud]

Reading this thread was a pure comedy experience at the beginning, then it switched to farce, then tragifarce, now I perceive it as a tragedy. Soon we're having an Indiana Jones like storyline with Falkie's Dave-sponsored trip to this gathering of freaks and the next chapter is the eviction of Kathy that will surely be a disaster movie that will make Roland Emmerich envious.

Falkie, do you realize that it's perfectly possible that you will not have enough money to pay the deposit + first rent in Kathy's hypothetical new appartment? Do you also know that the amount that you will miss may be exactly what you spent on this useless shit that you listed in your previous posts + whatever you spend on this stupid trip to meet Dave? I hope you remember this when Kathy loses her car to a loan shark.

In order: I doubt it, definitely not, and no, he won't. It will be all the fault of the 'trolls' and 'haters'.

[area51drone]

Since this is the 'General Musings' thread, I'm beginning to Muse.  If Georgie Sendamemoney, were to stroke out, how would we know?  Would Kath {you don't mind if I give her a pet name do you Georgie?} have the ability to dial us up and give us the good news?

I think we'll have no idea.  Unless he happens to be holding his ipad and he's within wifi range, he will just disappear for good.

[area51drone]

How is falkie not featured on that poster.

That's what I was wondering.  At least photoshop him into the poster, please.

[Who]

Totally Oblivious!

[area51drone]

Falkie sits on his ass all day, talking on the phone and playing with his computer. Those two talents, along with his natural bullshitting skills would make him a perfect telemarketer. He wouldn't even need to stand up. There you go Falkie. Pay your bills like a grown up instead of begging.

I'm sure Falkie would agree with me - when he cries out in pain or snorts up the crap in his throat, I don't think he'd be selling anything.   Sure he can do  20 minute video without these things, but it really takes him quite a while to muster the strength to do them, and he's doing them from the comfort of his own home on his own time.   A steady job at this point, with his health?  That would be impossible for him, and I think you know that Coaster.

[area51drone]

Thought this was interesting, and kind of relevant..

Japan's Disposal Workers Net Cafe Refugees

[nooryisawesome]

I'm sure Falkie would agree with me - when he cries out in pain or snorts up the crap in his throat, I don't think he'd be selling anything.   Sure he can do  20 minute video without these things, but it really takes him quite a while to muster the strength to do them, and he's doing them from the comfort of his own home on his own time.   A steady job at this point, with his health?  That would be impossible for him, and I think you know that Coaster.

I think that is a joke. He churns out Youtube videos like a production line. Anyway its his own dam fault he has the issues he has. He was too cheap/lazy to get a tooth fixed and that resulted in his sinus problems. He no doubt wanted to save the dentist money and use it on needless electronics.  Falkie told me when he lost his havily subsidized rent money order (for the second time in a year) Kathy loaned him the money, now when Kathy needs money, Mr. Senda is buying yet again more apple products.

He is everything that is wrong with America these days. Always wants a handout, is seemingly proud when he takes other peoples money, takes responsibility for nothing, does not act morally, etc.

[nooryisawesome]

Oh and if they take out the car loan, you can bet your bottom dollar some other "bad luck, emergency" will happen and Falkie will be asking random people on the internet for more money for KATHY's car.

I say it is Kathy's because George is legally not allowed to have a license due to being a moron (he told the DMV he was incapable of driving) and owing a ton money to driving tickets. Yet, Senda claims it is not his fault why they will not issue him a drivers license.

[Nick el Ass]

Soon Falkie will be out there pimping poor Kathy, and when people mention his pimp limp he will just tell them his knee is hurting... and ask for more money to fix it. Then he will spend it all of Starbucks.

[Who]

Oh and if they take out the car loan, you can bet your bottom dollar some other "bad luck, emergency" will happen and Falkie will be asking random people on the internet for more money for KATHY's car.

I say it is Kathy's because George is legally not allowed to have a license due to being a moron (he told the DMV he was incapable of driving) and owing a ton money to driving tickets. Yet, Senda claims it is not his fault why they will not issue him a drivers license.

Here's what the FTC says about title loans:

"Lenders often charge an average of 25 percent per month to finance the loan. That translates to an APR of at least 300 percent. It could be higher, depending on additional fees that the lenders may require. For example, if you borrow $500 for 30 days, you could have to pay, on average, $125 plus the original $500 loan amount â€" $625 plus additional fees â€" within 30 days of taking out the loan."

Here's a link to the FTC article:
https://www.consumer.ftc.gov/articles/0514-caution-car-title-loans-can-leave-you-stranded

You're right - the next chapter in the Falkie Debacle will be Falkie waving his tin cup to save Kathy's Prius from the Loan Shark.

[nooryisawesome]

Here's what the FTC says about title loans:

"Lenders often charge an average of 25 percent per month to finance the loan. That translates to an APR of at least 300 percent. It could be higher, depending on additional fees that the lenders may require. For example, if you borrow $500 for 30 days, you could have to pay, on average, $125 plus the original $500 loan amount â€" $625 plus additional fees â€" within 30 days of taking out the loan."

Here's a link to the FTC article:
https://www.consumer.ftc.gov/articles/0514-caution-car-title-loans-can-leave-you-stranded

You're right - the next chapter in the Falkie Debacle will be Falkie waving his tin cup to save Kathy's Prius from the Loan Shark.

Falkie would be perfect for this show.

[Yorkshire pud]

And following up with the tribute song is Bernard Cribbins, with ONLY nearly 98000 views in this version...I give you..

http://youtu.be/eq5pzufCZuY

[3OctaveFart]

Since you bring up Preparation H and call people bloody assholes and want to crowdfund for cases of it, you must be well versed in  how YOUR asshole got so bloody so you  know how to use the stuff.
I know Brits are fond of buggery. perhaps Yorkie invited you over for tea and slipped you his cricket bat, thus facilitating your desperate need for Preparation H.
I don't have hemorroids where as you do in all probability. Both in the region where Yorkie probed you and in the fissures of your minescule dinosaur vestigal brain which iis all you have left to think with.

Yorkie got served here.
Now that's a smackdown!
Yorkie might have even liked it.