The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

[paladin1991]

Yes Richard Christy from Howard Sten lived in storage and he nearly had his dick eaten off by a giant rat. Don't ask Kathy to live in a storage unit, pls

I think she would be alright.  She doesn't have a dick to be eaten....unless you count Falkie. Well, then, we should be so lucky.   And Kathy would have dead Falkies credit cards.   

[area51drone]

Hey Drone, can I get a BAAAAAAM!?!

OMG, I want one of those shirts... BAAAAMM - GREEN EGGS AND HAAAAAAMM!

[nooryisawesome]

Okay, so falkies love intrest is about to be evicted. Falkie whines non-stop about how poor he is, frequently can not pay his rent and other bills even though they are discounted heavily through government assistance.
Then Falkie post about a bunch of electronics equipment he bought and a fancy dinner he went to. The rationalizes the behavior by saying he keeps that money separate.

What a fucking moron. Money is money. He would rather get fatter. And buy useless electronics than pay his fucking bills. I have changed my mind about governement aid, tax dollars should only be able to assist people with food/shelter/utilities/etc not go to fund fat lazy fucks hobbies. 

Next month or so another emergency will happen and Falkie will claim to need more money.

[area51drone]

When are you going to bring back the spec sheet...  As Falkie has the income to buy electronics when he can barely pay for his food, you have the time to do a radio show when you have the time to make new bellgab memes.

[Open Lines Gerry]

Hey Falkie, here's another one.  I'm committed to helping you make your videos, Twitter page, etc. look COOL!

Here you go, bro!

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[3OctaveFart]

OK, that one made me laugh so hard I woke up the dog. Well done.
And that chit is why I keep coming back to this glorious thread.

[nooryisawesome]

Hey Falkie, here's another one.  I'm committed to helping you make your videos, Twitter page, etc. look COOL!

Here you go, bro!

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More.

[Open Lines Gerry]

For the baseball fans, since next week is Opening Day...

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[Falkie2013]

I think she would be alright.  She doesn't have a dick to be eaten....unless you count Falkie. Well, then, we should be so lucky.   And Kathy would have dead Falkies credit cards.

Kathy is not going to be living in a storage unit. She's going to be living with me. Only " electronics" I bought was a 2 ounce camera light for the Ipad or IPhone. And my freezer is full of food. I have coffee, chili and toilet paper and am ok for the month.
Unlike Palm-O-Liver who IS a dick, I do have a dick. And have 2 credit cards.
I doubt Kathy would be buying big & tall men's clothes should I die which is one of my cards.
The other has a low limit so she's not going to town on that one.

[WhiteCrow]

Hey Falkie, here's another one.  I'm committed to helping you make your videos, Twitter page, etc. look COOL!

Here you go, bro!

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We all need to believe, have faith, have hope that Big Guy will let us all participate in the excitement of his new endeavours. Considering the way he has been treated, it wouldn't surprise me if he told us all to kiss off.
Maybe there is someway we could make ourselves indispensable??? Yeah that's it, any more ideas?

[nooryisawesome]

We all need to believe, have faith, have hope that Big Guy will let us all participate in the excitement of his new endeavours. Considering the way he has been treated, it wouldn't surprise me if he told us all to kiss off.
Maybe there is someway we could make ourselves indispensable??? Yeah that's it, any more ideas?

Oh no please don't leave me behind you fat disgusting slob man. If anything Falkie has wronged the people who sent him money for bills and he admittedly used it on electronics.

[Falkie2013]

Well , the Noory event has Dannion Brinkley, and other notables. I'm going to try to talk to all of them on video. Biggest problem with end of month we usually run low on gas money and Kathy will have to use her charge cards then I pay her back on May 1st. I'm probably going to Bart down Saturday/Sunday and she's going to have to come get me as I'll be getting back late. My birthday is the following week so if anyone wants to gift us gas & bridge toll money it would be nice...

[WhiteCrow]

Kathy is not going to be living in a storage unit. She's going to be living with me. Only " electronics" I bought was a 2 ounce camera light for the Ipad or IPhone. And my freezer is full of food. I have coffee, chili and toilet paper and am ok for the month.

Thanks for the update. Some people live life day by day, and take whatever comes their way.
Not Falkie, he as a solid month planned out!  Hopefully that should shut up Falkie's critics for awhile.

[WhiteCrow]

Well, the Noory event has Dannion Brinkley, and other notables. I'm going to try to talk to all of them on video.

Rest up and get well Big Guy, you'll need all your strength for the Big Event!

George, would you please post a link for the Noory event.

[Falkie2013]

Thanks for the update. Some people live life day by day, and take whatever comes their way.
Not Falkie, he as a solid month planned out!  Hopefully that should shut up Falkie's critics for awhile.

I forgot. Also have a month or more of dry and wet cat food for the cats. Only thing I am missing is Passover matzoh. And it does feel weird not to be going to Mothers for Passover dinner. If only she'd been a nicer person and just would have open to have accepted me as an individual years ago. I will miss her chicken soup and latkes. I have failed miserably trying to make them myself.
When Kathy does move in here, we will be cooking a lot more of our own food and I'll  learn to expand my cooking repertoire.
She keeps asking me to make my chicken with wine, mushroom, lemon & butter. Going to need a metal Dutch oven for that. Haven't cooked it for years. It's yummy.

[WhiteCrow]

Well , the Noory event has Dannion Brinkley, and other notables. I'm going to try to talk to all of them on video. Biggest problem with end of month we usually run low on gas money and Kathy will have to use her charge cards then I pay her back on May 1st. I'm probably going to Bart down Saturday/Sunday and she's going to have to come get me as I'll be getting back late. My birthday is the following week so if anyone wants to gift us gas & bridge toll money it would be nice...

I'd consider making an investment in your future, to shoe string your plan, designed to make you (and me) money.
Should I get the Attorneys busy drawing up a contract?

[Who]

I have coffee, chili and toilet paper and am ok for the month.

Fund Raiser - Help Falkie become a world-class broadcast journalist.  Buy a case of SBC GLOW-IN-THE-DARK TOILET PAPER.  All proceeds will be used for Apple products, t-shirts and first-class air travel to paranormal events around the world.

[PB the Deplorable]

... There's a really good fish restaurant down by the water there too though it looks like its in a warehouse. Pity it was closed on Mondays. will go sometime and do a review. She says the food's really good but expensive...

Falkie, you're living off the taxpayers.  Not having done much useful work in your life, it's highly likely you blew through whatever amount you 'paid into' the system with the first few checks you received.

We (taxpayers) aren't sending you money so you can go to upscale yuppie restaurants.  If you wanted that, you should have made yourself more employable decades ago and earned the money yourself.   And by the way, no one wants to go to a place like that and end up at a table facing the two of you looking like a couple of Wal-Mart refugees.

I posted a place for you to eat and review, and fit in with the clientele.  It's a more interesting place, it's certainly cheaper, it's probably got better tasting food, and it would be a better video.  But hell, everything's 'free', checks just show up in the mailbox, so what the hell - we have it now so let's blow it on overpriced fish at some pretentious restaurant, and ask for more handouts later.

[PB the Deplorable]

PS - those shocked that Falkie would use his dead mother's credit card to buy more toys before the card got canceled:  do you think that was the first time he used it, with or without her permission? 

[ACE of CLUBS]

Falkie, you're living off the taxpayers.  Not having done much useful work in your life, it's highly likely you blew through whatever amount you 'paid into' the system with the first few checks you received.

We (taxpayers) aren't sending you money so you can go to upscale yuppie restaurants.  If you wanted that, you should have made yourself more employable decades ago and earned the money yourself. .........

But hell, everything's 'free', checks just show up in the mailbox, so what the hell - we have it now so let's blow it on overpriced fish at some pretentious restaurant, and ask for more handouts later.

'George Senda sucks ......... '

[Yorkshire pud]

My birthday is the following week so if anyone wants to gift us gas & bridge toll money it would be nice...

Your shameless grasping salivating begging knows no bounds. This time your misappropriation of funds is being dressed up as possible birthday presents. You're on odious parasite.I seldom agree with Paperboy but he's hit the nail on the head with you.

[Nick el Ass]

Well , the Noory event has Dannion Brinkley, and other notables. I'm going to try to talk to all of them on video. Biggest problem with end of month we usually run low on gas money and Kathy will have to use her charge cards then I pay her back on May 1st. I'm probably going to Bart down Saturday/Sunday and she's going to have to come get me as I'll be getting back late. My birthday is the following week so if anyone wants to gift us gas & bridge toll money it would be nice...

Time to remove this thread once and for all.

[paladin1991]

Kathy is not going to be living in a storage unit. She's going to be living with me. Only " electronics" I bought was a 2 ounce camera light for the Ipad or IPhone. And my freezer is full of food. I have coffee, chili and toilet paper and am ok for the month.
Unlike Palm-O-Liver who IS a dick, I do have a dick. And have 2 credit cards.
I doubt Kathy would be buying big & tall men's clothes should I die which is one of my cards.
The other has a low limit so she's not going to town on that one.

Well, she could take your credit card at Omar the Tentmakers, order up a half dozen 'suits' and sell them to an Army surplus store.  Tents are always in high demand.

[paladin1991]

Kathy is not going to be living in a storage unit. She's going to be living with me. Only " electronics" I bought was a 2 ounce camera light for the Ipad or IPhone. And my freezer is full of food. I have coffee, chili and toilet paper and am ok for the month.
Unlike Palm-O-Liver who IS a dick, I do have a dick. And have 2 credit cards.
I doubt Kathy would be buying big & tall men's clothes should I die which is one of my cards.
The other has a low limit so she's not going to town on that one.

Wait a minute.  I didn't see that you were well stocked with Preparation H.  Maybe we should crowdfund you for a case or two.  We know you need it since you are such a bloody asshole.

[Falkie2013]

Rest up and get well Big Guy, you'll need all your strength for the Big Event!

George, would you please post a link for the Noory event.

its whole livng expo on the 22nd in san mateo. will post link in a bit.

[coaster]

if anyone wants to gift us gas & bridge toll money it would be nice...

Get a fucking job.

[Falkie2013]

Wait a minute.  I didn't see that you were well stocked with Preparation H.  Maybe we should crowdfund you for a case or two.  We know you need it since you are such a bloody asshole.

Since you bring up Preparation H and call people bloody assholes and want to crowdfund for cases of it, you must be well versed in  how YOUR asshole got so bloody so you  know how to use the stuff.
I know Brits are fond of buggery. perhaps Yorkie invited you over for tea and slipped you his cricket bat, thus facilitating your desperate need for Preparation H.
I don't have hemorroids where as you do in all probability. Both in the region where Yorkie probed you and in the fissures of your minescule dinosaur vestigal brain which iis all you have left to think with.

[Yorkshire pud]

its whole livng expo on the 22nd in san mateo. will post link in a bit.

Fuck off parasite.

[Yorkshire pud]

Since you bring up Preparation H and call people bloody assholes and want to crowdfund for cases of it, you must be well versed in  how YOUR asshole got so bloody so you  know how to use the stuff.
I know Brits are fond of buggery. perhaps Yorkie invited you over for tea and slipped you his cricket bat, thus facilitating your desperate need for Preparaion H.
I don't have hemmoroids where as you do in all probability. Both in the region where Yorkie probed you and in the fissures of your minescule dinosaur vestigal brainwhich is all you have left to think with.

Yeah yeah.. all true; but it doesn't address you being a grasping twat.

[nooryisawesome]

Since you bring up Preparation H and call people bloody assholes and want to crowdfund for cases of it, you must be well versed in  how YOUR asshole got so bloody so you  know how to use the stuff.
I know Brits are fond of buggery. perhaps Yorkie invited you over for tea and slipped you his cricket bat, thus facilitating your desperate need for Preparation H.
I don't have hemorroids where as you do in all probability. Both in the region where Yorkie probed you and in the fissures of your minescule dinosaur vestigal brain which iis all you have left to think with.

Aren't you due for a nap? Or to howl/cry in pain?