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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

Should this thread be removed from the forum?

Yes
1294 (66.7%)
No
647 (33.3%)

Total Members Voted: 1936

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: ACE of CLUBS on March 21, 2015, 01:49:13 PM
Weasel isn't a rodent ...


Oh of course! Damn.... Can it be a rodent for the sake of the analogy?

coaster

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on March 21, 2015, 01:27:49 PM
Woooowaa there Coaster, he has TM after his name.. Doesn't that mean ANYTHING to you?
It means hes delusional. btw, I've just created a youtube channel called "The Guy From Putzburgh" (TM).

Who

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 21, 2015, 12:55:42 PM
I have joked with Noory about making me a fill in host though.

Falkie, Now that you and Noory are best buddies, would you pass along this suggestion?  His Elvis impersonation is pretty lame.  Instead of Elvis, he should do the Trololo song.  It better suits his  personality.  It was a big hit in the Soviet Union and there are confirmed reports that Vladimir Putin regularly masturbates to it.  Noory could perform the Trololo song at his personal appearances and meet and greets.  There are two versions.  I think you should suggest it to him.  Also, you should use it as bumper music when you fill in for George on Coast to Coast.

2012 Version

Trololo new verison 2012 HD [original]

Original 1970s version

Weird Russian Guy Singing


3OctaveFart

Quote from: area51drone on March 21, 2015, 11:42:11 AM
3OF, who is that Avatar?  I love her sweaty armpits.
Natalie Dormer, star of The Tudors.
And Game of Thrones, though Fart doesn't watch it.

And I agree. This thread is awesome.

PathoJen

Quote from: coaster on March 21, 2015, 11:51:00 AM
Actually scratch that. With only nine videos and 1200 subs, thats more than 100 per video. I make videos begging for money for t-shirts so I can make more videos begging for t-shirts. They are designed to make me money.

Interesting.

coaster

Quote from: feerles1 on March 21, 2015, 02:38:32 PM
This is a great review you posted on amazon of Big Boob Girls LOL you go Falkie


All jokes aside, you shouldn't pull up dirt members have posted elsewhere online. Its a rule here.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: feerles1 on March 21, 2015, 02:38:32 PM
This is a great review you posted on amazon of Big Boob Girls LOL you go Falkie



He's an old rogue underneath that slovenly, couldn't care less exterior. 

feerles1

Quote from: coaster on March 21, 2015, 02:45:03 PM
All jokes aside, you shouldn't pull up dirt members have posted elsewhere online. Its a rule here.


OOPS didn't know my bad

3OctaveFart

Quote from: area51drone on March 21, 2015, 12:03:18 PM
That's very generous.  Good for you that you can do that.   You can count my pledge for $20.   That means 9 other bellgabbers pledge to donate $20 each, and Falkie will have a cool $400.
Count Fart in, too.

Quote from: coaster on March 21, 2015, 02:45:03 PM
All jokes aside, you shouldn't pull up dirt members have posted elsewhere online. Its a rule here.

In fairness Falkie has admitted to fucking escorts on this forum. Bringing up a review of big tittied women is mild in comparison.

coaster

Quote from: nooryisawesome on March 21, 2015, 02:56:26 PM
In fairness Falkie has admitted to fucking escorts on this forum. Bringing up a review of big tittied women is mild in comparison.
True enough. He has said some fucked up things here, and his airing of dirty laundry is legendary, but these are things he chose to share with us. I agree with the rule that things said elsewhere should stay elsewhere, even in old Flakie's case.

feerles1

Quote from: coaster on March 21, 2015, 02:58:30 PM
True enough. He has said some fucked up things here, and his airing of dirty laundry is legendary, but these are things he chose to share with us. I agree with the rule that things said elsewhere should stay elsewhere, even in old Flakie's case.


Didn't realize there were rules on this board based on all the craziness but i removed it anyway it wasn't bad though it was just a link to all his reviews on amazon just found it humorous thanks for the heads up.

coaster

Quote from: Doctor Who on March 21, 2015, 02:03:19 PM
Falkie, Now that you and Noory are best buddies, would you pass along this suggestion?  His Elvis impersonation is pretty lame.  Instead of Elvis, he should do the Trololo song.  It better suits his  personality.  It was a big hit in the Soviet Union and there are confirmed reports that Vladimir Putin regularly masturbates to it.  Noory could perform the Trololo song at his personal appearances and meet and greets.  There are two versions.  I think you should suggest it to him.  Also, you should use it as bumper music when you fill in for George on Coast to Coast.


I contacted Noory's people, and they sent me some unaired footage from his last world tour. And wouldnt you know it, he does do a cover of the trololo song.
The Guy From Putzburgh (TM) - George Noory sings the Trololo Song

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: feerles1 on March 21, 2015, 03:06:16 PM

Didn't realize there were rules on this board based on all the craziness but i removed it anyway it wasn't bad though it was just a link to all his reviews on amazon just found it humorous thanks for the heads up.


I know, it is a bit weird; Someone (and he's not alone) who is deluded or just smoking too much in the way of herbal remedies gets a pass, but posting their offshore indiscretions is frowned upon...Probably CIA, or NSA, but definitely MV. And he's always getting reported.

Who

Quote from: coaster on March 21, 2015, 03:06:28 PM
I contacted Noory's people, and they sent me some unaired footage from his last world tour. And wouldnt you know it, he does do a cover of the trololo song.
The Guy From Putzburgh (TM) - George Noory sings the Trololo Song

Outstanding!  Noory is a far more talented man than I realized.  This virtually guarantees Vladimir Putin will be a regular attendee at Noory's personal appearances.

PathoJen

Listened to the podcast about the mayo. Falkie didn't say anything really. It was totally coerced and made up. Gross as it was, he didn't say it. Go ahead and call me a troll, that's my unbiased opinion of that particular podcast.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: PathoJen on March 21, 2015, 03:49:54 PM
Listened to the podcast about the mayo. Falkie didn't say anything really. It was totally coerced and made up. Gross as it was, he didn't say it. Go ahead and call me a troll, that's my unbiased opinion of that particular podcast.


Have you heard Falkies very first call to Gabcast? It's quite something...

bateman

Quoteshit show

A description of an event or situation which is characterized by an ridiculously inordinate amount of frenetic activity. Disorganization and chaos to an absurd degree. Often associated with extreme ineptitude/incompetence and or sudden and unexpected failure.

Similar:
fiasco clusterfuck
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shit+show

feerles1

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on March 21, 2015, 03:53:45 PM

Have you heard Falkies very first call to Gabcast? It's quite something...

Not sure i have heard that one do you know what the date was i would like to listen to it.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: feerles1 on March 21, 2015, 04:01:22 PM
Not sure i have heard that one do you know what the date was i would like to listen to it.

I can't remember; I think it was the first and only time I called in too.

PathoJen

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on March 21, 2015, 03:53:45 PM

Have you heard Falkies very first call to Gabcast? It's quite something...

No sir, I have not.

PathoJen

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on March 21, 2015, 04:07:56 PM
I can't remember; I think it was the first and only time I called in too.

Wouldn't happen to be the time Art was on would it? I heard that one.


popple

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 21, 2015, 09:34:46 AM
http://www.cnet.com/news/youtube-star-michelle-phan-ipsy-startup-to-hit-1m-paid-members/
Have you researched Michelle Phan's scamming ways? Buying cheap foreign products and placing her sticker over top then selling for more. She put stickers for "face wash" on hand cream! If you pealed the sticker off there was another company name under it. Claimed it was FDA approved then later on when people had bad reactions she said she had nothing to do with the product even though she originally said it was her company. LMAO Doe Deere is another youtube beauty guru who is sketchy as hell with the stuff she sells.

Falkie2013

Kathy is here & about to create her video. I have to remove dashboard client or turn it off to get them to show up on screen.
Uploading Noory book review video now.


WhiteCrow

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 21, 2015, 05:14:19 PM
Kathy is here & about to create her video. I have to remove dashboard client or turn it off to get them to show up on screen.
Uploading Noory book review video now.

Nice... George, we're going out tonight with a few friends, normal stuff, diner, bar hopping, laughs, spend a wad of cash, wife is giving me the look to get ready, I gotta go.
But if you could do me a favor.... PM me when video is loaded and ready, it most surely will be the most entertaining thing I do when out tonight!

area51drone

Quote from: popple on March 21, 2015, 05:00:29 PM
Have you researched Michelle Phan's scamming ways? Buying cheap foreign products and placing her sticker over top then selling for more. She put stickers for "face wash" on hand cream! If you pealed the sticker off there was another company name under it. Claimed it was FDA approved then later on when people had bad reactions she said she had nothing to do with the product even though she originally said it was her company. LMAO Doe Deere is another youtube beauty guru who is sketchy as hell with the stuff she sells.

Falkie,

Youtube Lesson #1:  Fake it 'til you make it.

area51drone

Quote from: coaster on March 21, 2015, 01:02:38 PM
should be a fun video to edit..also, I think you need to understand the difference between a "topic or thread" and "forum". This most certainly is NOT your forum, you ingrown cunt hair.

Youtube Lesson #2:   Encourage others to "reply" to your video, and make spoofs.  Generates more hits for you!

popple

Quote from: area51drone on March 21, 2015, 05:33:54 PM
Falkie,

Youtube Lesson #1:  Fake it 'til you make it.

I say Falkie should put a sticker of his name on that new book sumone is hidin sumptin

area51drone

Quote from: coaster on March 21, 2015, 11:43:31 AM
Most of your subscribers are probably gay bear chasers that watch your video on mute while lubing up their junk with mayonnaise.

Youtube Lesson #3:  Who cares why they watch... they're watching.

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