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The General Musings of Falkie2013 (George Senda, The Guy From Pittsburgh)

Started by heater, December 19, 2013, 07:37:40 PM

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Falkie2013

Quote from: ONeill on March 11, 2015, 09:39:27 AM
Maybe President Ebama was one of these numerous viewers and understood the errors of his policies?

Falkie, how many pairs of glasses could you buy for 500$?

3 not counting tax.

Falkie2013

Quote from: 3OctaveFart on March 11, 2015, 12:34:07 PM
Can we see a list of the 30-40 questions for Jorch? He isn't used to being challenged.

no.

coaster

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 11, 2015, 03:48:52 PM
3 not counting tax.
you can get two pair and an eye exam at lens crafters for 100 dollars. 500 dollars can get you 10 pair. they should last about a week.

how many jars of mayonnaise can you buy for $500?

Falkie2013

Quote from: SnapT on March 11, 2015, 01:49:46 PM
Falkie, why aren't your videos posted on a regular schedule?  At least we can count on BEYOND BELIEF every week.

well if I didn't have to answer emails constantly or if kathy didn't kep coming over  here with her latest crisis or ...

and oftimes I have to decide what I am going  to talk about.
or I find weird stuff on the web to talk about. it also depends on you tube. some videos load and process fast, some take forever.
and then drone or cunandero call me and that takes time. or justin. i spent 4 hours talking nthe phone with cunandero. 1 1/2 with justin. provaly2 with drone.
on phone. can't do videos.
got another subscriber. will do videos after nap.

received 5 emails while I was typing this.

Falkie2013

Quote from: wendysemployee on March 11, 2015, 03:54:53 PM
how many jars of mayonnaise can you buy for $500?

how many can you stick your head in for that ?


Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 11, 2015, 03:56:37 PM
how many can you stick your head in for that ?

I thought the whole thing with head and mayonnaise was your girlfriends forte?

All that mayonnaise is going to be bad for her because of the calories.. Maybe you should switch to nonfat Greek yogurt

3OctaveFart

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 11, 2015, 03:49:30 PM
no.
So you're going to lob him 30-40 beach balls, aren't you.
Jorch can't handle anything better.
Maybe Fatso Tom needs to screen those weak 30-40 questions first.

He is going to ask him about pizza rolls and Rogaine and mustache maintenance

Hey there's this site called clips4sale where you could sell a video for $5 a pop of you and your girlfriends mayonnaise fun time...
That would definitely be designed to make you money! people would download it just out of pure cringe Factor! you would make money hand over fist.... lol..

SnapT

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 11, 2015, 03:55:30 PM
received 5 emails while I was typing this.
How many hours did it take you to type that?

You must get even more E-Mails than Hillary Clinton!

Should multitask and make videos while you're on the phone.  That's what Rush Limbaugh does.


 good thing that you don't live in San Francisco! because if you did Captain Kirk might accidentally have Scotty beam you and your girlfriend up into a Klingon Bird of Prey to take you into the future to communicate with that alien space probe

Falkie2013

Quote from: wendysemployee on March 11, 2015, 04:06:34 PM
All that mayonnaise is going to be bad for her because of the calories.. Maybe you should switch to nonfat Greek yogurt

she hates greek yogurt.
prefers to use the ground up bones of uppity anaymous uppity internet types in a light vinegar sauce.
and wendy's employees since there's one just 3 blocks from her home.



Falkie2013

Quote from: wendysemployee on March 11, 2015, 04:33:35 PM
good thing that you don't live in San Francisco! because if you did Captain Kirk might accidentally have Scotty beam you and your girlfriend up into a Klingon Bird of Prey to take you into the future to communicate with that alien space probe

what makes you think that hasn't happened already?
even discerning space probes have heard of my videos.


Falkie2013

Quote from: SnapT on March 11, 2015, 04:30:59 PM
How many hours did it take you to type that?

You must get even more E-Mails than Hillary Clinton!

Should multitask and make videos while you're on the phone.  That's what Rush Limbaugh does.



Hadn't thought of that but some things must remain secret.
Besides I taught Rush all he needed to know.
After all, he and I did live in Sacramento at the time of his first show, I was one of his first callers AND he did FEATURE one of my calls in the transcript section of his website about 2 years ago.😀


MV/Liberace!

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 11, 2015, 03:49:30 PM
no.

why?  you really do seem to have betrayed your art bell roots, son.

3OctaveFart

He's a fkin fraud, that's why.

Dateline

It's always thoughtful of people to e-mail spam.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on March 11, 2015, 03:55:30 PM
well if I didn't have to answer emails constantly or if kathy didn't kep coming over  here with her latest crisis or ...

and oftimes I have to decide what I am going  to talk about.
or I find weird stuff on the web to talk about. it also depends on you tube. some videos load and process fast, some take forever.
and then drone or cunandero call me and that takes time. or justin. i spent 4 hours talking nthe phone with cunandero. 1 1/2 with justin. provaly2 with drone.
on phone. can't do videos.
got another subscriber. will do videos after nap.

received 5 emails while I was typing this.

I think that was a rhetorical queston

onan

Quote from: Paper*Boy on March 11, 2015, 07:41:03 PM
I think that was a rhetorical queston

Oh, you have confused him now.

feerles1

Just typical Thursday night at the Falkie residence. Falkie and his good buddy Dave swapping story's over a good old anal probing by aliens that really explains a lot of things.

SnapT

Falkie, your "5 emails" humblebrag has been quoted!

aldousburbank

Quote from: SnapT on March 11, 2015, 08:40:05 PM
Falkie, your "5 emails" humblebrag has been quoted!

Hey, you work hard, keep your nose to the grindstone, and great fortune eventually farts in your direction.

Falkie2013

Quote from: 3OctaveFart on March 11, 2015, 04:07:20 PM
So you're going to lob him 30-40 beach balls, aren't you.
Jorch can't handle anything better.
Maybe Fatso Tom needs to screen those weak 30-40 questions first.

no, I will ask him both nice questions and hardball questions and he's already agreed to that, but if I tell all the questions,  why watch the video ?
Noory has agreed to a combination of both.
You're just going to have to wait.

Falkie2013

Quote from: aldousburbank on March 11, 2015, 08:42:57 PM
Hey, you work hard, keep your nose to the grindstone, and great fortune eventually farts in your direction.
maybe even free dinners in Martinez, eh ?


Falkie2013

Quote from: aldousburbank on March 11, 2015, 08:42:57 PM
Hey, you work hard, keep your nose to the grindstone, and great fortune eventually farts in your direction.
maybe even free dinners in Martinez, eh ?


Falkie2013

Quote from: feerles1 on March 11, 2015, 08:16:33 PM
Just typical Thursday night at the Falkie residence. Falkie and his good buddy Dave swapping story's over a good old anal probing by aliens that really explains a lot of things.

You DO know I can block You Tube subscribers, don't you , when they're being rude ?

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